>hfw Anon unzips pants
>>43539129How can a bird be so gay?
Gallus was built to take every inch of Sandbar's giant horse dong.
I was built to take every inch of Gallus' cute average sized dong.
How can one bird be so gay?
Gallus is the gayest griffin who has ever lived.
>>43539285He looks like the type of guy who calls you "good poyim" while you suck his dick
>>43539536Poyim?
Oh you mean like pony non-griffon.
>>43539581like poy, but plural, because the anon you responded to is a retard who doesn't know what the words he's talking about actually mean.
>>43539699Poy, Poyim, who cares?At the end of the day, the griffons will be at it again.
Gallus fantasizes about getting Sandbar to sit on a cake and then rub his frosting-covered ponut all over his face, blasting loud, putrid farts every few seconds while he's doing this.
When they're in between classes, Gallus and Sandbar will often meet in the boys' bathroom, go into a stall together, and take turns sucking each other's dicks.
Gallus was made to be bullied.
>>43540592Sandbar wouldn't do that to his boyfriend. Smolder definitely would, but Sandbar would rather be in the locker with Gallus, the two of them smooching all over each other as they wait for someone to come by and get them out.
>>43539285Jewish bird
>>43539308>>43540276>>43540478>>43540792>boringbarGet the fuck outta here.
>>43540276>>43540478>>43540792>basedbarGet right in this thread asap.
Would you join a threesome with him and sandbar?
>>43541619yes
>>43541619Sure.
>>43541619Would I want to have a threesome with him and Sandbar? Does Celestia shit in the woods?
>>43541577Mold>>43541579Gold
>>43541619fuck yeah
>>43541619Yes.
>>43542722This is your life now Gallus, get used to it.
>>43539129I will have sex with Gallus
>>43539129Sandbar will have sex with Gallus.
>>43542722what would you do if you were Phallus?
Who is gayer: Gallus, or the Anon fucking Gallus?
Since Gallus is a griffin, does this mean his cock is covered in feathers?
>>43545074Gallus fucking Anon (me)
>>43545074Gallus of course.
>>43545074Gallus, by far. In fact, where I previously said that Gallus is the gayest griffin who has ever lived, that is true, but I might have underestimated Gallus' true homosexuality. Gallus, could very well be the gayest creature in all of Equestria. Braeburn comes close, but even he can't completely measure up to Gallus' level of gayness.
>>43545315How can he be pure gay if he's also thirsting for Silverstream's fishpussy?
>>43545295Where are his balls?
>>43545575Silverstream took them
>>43545007Die of snu snu
>>43545546That's Chrysalis trying to ruin Gallus' reputation. The real Gallus thirsts for Sandbar's giant pony schlong.
>>43539129>hfw you get out the whizbang
>>43545662butt
>>43545315Gallus is so gay that it feels completely natural for straight males to fuck Gallus like a female, it doesn't even register as weird since he is so gay.
Gallus was banned from the Ponyville marketplace because he kept shoving all the most phallic fruits and vegetables he could get his claws on up his feathery anus.
>>43539129wtf "hfw" means
>>43539129
>>43548065his face when
>>43548320Why would his face do that?
>>43548326Because he is the gayest creature discovered so far.
Gallus has written more than 300 slashfics about him and Sandbar fucking each other's brains out.
>>43545074That Anon in specific exists as the platonic chain that holds gayness as a whole under the materium realm, if his true soul persishes all fags will become straight as the concept of homosexuality dissapears into the aether, that is why Rarity wants to kill him
Gallus likes to get Rarity to make dresses designed specifically for him which he'll then wear around the School of Friendship, as he attempts to attract all the other male creatures, inviting them to penetrate his bird hole, or offering to suck their dicks, either in class or in the bathroom.
>>43545546He operates on Roman rules. It's even gayer to eat pussy than to suck dick.
>>43539129Does it have to be the pants Anon is wearing, or does Gallus just enjoy watching Anon pick up random pairs of pants and unzip them?
>>43549793Take a wild guess
>>43549680is he roman?
>>43550313With Gallus being as gay as he is? There's a strong possibility.
During one of Fluttershy's kindness lessons, she had her class demonstrate acts of kindness. Gallus presented an act of kindness by sucking the dicks of all his male classmates until they shot their loads down his throat.
>>43548362Does femPhallus has a cloaca?
On the topic of the best, gayest dick-sucking griffin in the whole show, enjoy a gay story where Anon pounds the stuffing out of him!https://www.fimfiction.net/story/566661/pulling-rank
Gallus's nickname around the School of Friendship is Phallus. He was given this nickname for having sucked every single penis he could at the school, and for using his claws to carve out glory holes in every single stall in the boys bathrooms.
There’s literally no evidence that Gallus has ever participated in homosexual activity or that he would even harbor such thoughts.
>>43551952Have you seen him and listened to his voice? That's a mountain of evidence.
>>43551955Or how he gets along with Sandbar much better than any of the female members of the Young Six? A little too well, in fact? Gallus has definitely had one of Sandbar's hooves up his boyhole.
>>43545662Why silverstream is grabbing his butt
>>43552424Who wouldn't?
>>43548362>put eyelashes on him and suddenly: yep, that's a girlHe never had a chance to be straight. Poor kid.
>>43552864Gallus is gettin' the good succ from his boyfriend.
Gallus had a video game made about him where he goes around Ponyville, molesting every male creature and causing all sorts of other gay chaos. Each level has a set amount of objectives for Gallus to accomplish, such as shoving a certain amount of objects up his ass, pounding all manner of male creatures up their bussies or sucking their cocks, or having to fend off female creatures for a set period of time. The end of each stage has a bonus section which involves Gallus sucking Sandbar's dick, and the goal is to get him to ejaculate in Gallus's mouth before time runs out. Doing so maxes out Gallus's horny meter for the start of the next stage.
>>43552864Why Gallus looks malnourished. You can see his ribs
>>43553517What game was this anon?
>>43553636Gallus the Gay Griffin's Gay Sex Adventures. It's become quite the hit amongst gamers in Ponyville. Just ask Button Mash. Even a straight little pimp like him can appreciate what a fantastic game it is.
With how critically and financially successful Gallus the Gay Griffin's first entry was, a second one has been announced by the developers, Insomniyak. The title of this one is Gallus the Gay Griffin: Cumming to Canterlot. The second one brings our fine feathered friend out of Ponyville and into the fine city of Canterlot. The evil Tirek has taken over Canterlot, imprisoned each of the princesses in four different hub worlds, and left them to be guarded by his four strongest henchmen...uhh, henchcreatures: King Sombra, Cozy Glow, Queen Chrysalis, and the revived Storm King. Tirek's ultimate goal? The eradication of homosexuality throughout all of Equestria. To see his evil plan through, Tirek seeks to acquire the princesses' magic, absorb it into himself, and use the combined alicorn magic to turn all of Equestria's creatures straight. Though straight themselves, the princesses had no problems with creatures being gay. To put a stop to Tirek's evil scheme, Gallus will have to travel through these different worlds, rescuing the princesses while confronting Tirek's team of villains, and eventually take down the big bad centaur himself. A challenge unlike any he has ever faced before awaits the gayest creature who has ever lived in Equestria, but with the help of his friends and the princesses, Gallus may just be able to pull through. Gallus the Gay Griffin: Cumming to Canterlot is currently scheduled for a late 2027 release.
>>43554067I'm excited for the finale where Gallus defeats Tirek by making him do gay acts with Gallus and it feels completely natural for him, until he realizes that he has become what he always swore to destroy, thus losing his evil powers.
>>43554116Gallus ends up doing what Twilight couldn't: reforming Tirek, and all it took was performing all kinds of gay, kinky shit with him...or, at the very least, doing all this with a video game version of Tirek.
>>43539285>"Well? It's not gonna suck itself!"
>>43539129is his episodes good?
>Party griffon
>>43556433They're okay.
>>43556601Just okay?
Gallus loves to walk around the School of Friendship with a throbbing hot erection in hopes of getting other gay creatures to want to pleasure him.
>>43539129>me walking >>>/out/ after anon unzips his pants
>>43557881What if it was Gallus, though? Would you walk towards his cute, average-sized pecker?
>>43553524Ayy lmao confirmed real by mexican't gov
>>43559580I remember that video there were 2 mexican marcianitos mummies
>>43559718what video
Gallus is a gentleman, so he's always sure to ask for consent from the creatures he's about to pound up the butt/suck the dicks of.
>>43542166she probably doesn't
>>43551491thank you chryssyfag
>>43559964A few years back, some guy claimed he found alien remains. Just google "mexican alien mummy" and you should find it.
For one of her generosity classes, Rarity assigned her class to come up with one generous act and then write about what they decided to do. Gallus decided to fill several jars full of his griffon semen and set up a table right by the front of the School of Friendship with a sign taped to it that said, "Free Milk". Most of the creatures who got a taste of Gallus's "free milk" were deeply disgusted once they got that first sip of Gallus's boy yogurt, yet there were those, like Sandbar, who absolutely couldn't get enough and wanted more.
>A neet friend of mine talks about AI chatbots and what not>Be bored one night and decide to check it out>Gallus is there >He is a horny, angry, smug, sarcastic student griffon>Aboslutely perfect>Hit it up for fun>Spend trying to make him study for economics classes for fun >Get absolute gems out of itI cannot recomment this more. I have been writing at work when I am bored and I cannot stop laughing at some of the shit that the AI writes
>>43560505literally me moments after when I encounter gallus
>>43562013He rides you until you have no spunk left to give
>>43562037And you have to ride him until he has no spunk left to give, like in this pic >>43552864
Gallus likes to sit his feathery butt on cakes, rub it around to ensure that the frosting is sufficently all over his rump, then he shoves his ass in Sandbar's face and smears the butt frosting all over it. More often than not, Gallus's butt feathers get stuck in the frosting, so they also get stuck on Sandbar's face.
>>43562690Make your own shitbar thread and fuck off there.
>>43562696Also, who peed in your cereal this morning?
>>43562617No I'm not bottoming
>>43563673That would suggest that Gallus is giving you a choice in the matter.
Gallus once joined Spike, Discord, and Big Mac for a game of Ogres and Oubliettes, but was quickly kicked out of the game when he wanted the campaign to just be their characters having hardcore, gay fantasy sex.
>>43564085I will rape him
>>43564257But Gallus would want that.
>>43564310I know he does, but I am not letting him put his nasty knot in my rear, he's getting the cum fucked out of him
>>43564527In that case, do it, Anon! Dominate that bird! Let him know who's truly in charge!
Gallus won the Equestrian world record for having the largest collection of dildos owned by any creature. He has purchased dildos from all across Equestria, and each one he has ever bought has been rammed straight up his bum. Gallus says that each dildo tastes and feels different based on where he ordered it from. For example, he says that his Manehattan dildos taste like hayburgers, while his Crystal Empire dildos taste like crystal berries.
>>43565126Gallus can accurately measure the millimeter circumference of dildos with his butthole.
Gallus has also had dildos made based off of the penises of different creatures. He owns whole sets of dildos, such as pony dildos, kirin dildos, griffon dildos, dragon dildos, zebra dildos, etc. His favorites are the dragon and zebra dildos because of how big they are, and due to their girth, they manage to stretch his feathery butthole far wider than the others.
>>43565263Breezie dildos, Changeling dildos
>>43565422The Breezie dildos are the ones Gallus has to be particularly careful with, given how tiny they are. He's already had more than a few get lost in his rectum, and he still has yet to locate them.
>>43565712>anon fucks gallus and accidentaly bumps his dick on one of the breezie dildos
>>43565737>The breezie dildo grinds against his griffon prostate and causes him to moan like a bitch
https://twibooru.org/3869136
>>43566006What a fag.
>>43566006Just like a pro. No wonder the students at the School of Friendship nicknamed him Phallus.
Gallus has superior control over his gag refelx, he learned to just turn it off when needed.
>>43567855>Gallus when he hasn't been able to suck a single cock all day
If you're male, then Gallus wants (you) to follow him to the gay bathhouse.
>>43566618jokes on you anon, birds don't have a gag reflexThat is why they are able to regurgitate their already partially digested food in order to feed their youngSo griffons are perfect for sucking dicks
Gallus' body has long acclimated itself to a constant nutrient source in the form of cum. His body will protest after a few days of no cum since it depends on those nutrients.
>>43567855Gallus is so sad ;(
>>43548221>"Yep. One for each of you. Pick one and start sucking."
Would Gallus be a wife material if he was a female griffon (BIOLOGICAL FEMALE NO TROON)
>>43569939Absolutely
>>43569939He is already wife material as is.
>>43570232Imagine coming home to Gallus and he's wearing a maid outfit, bending over in an exposing position for you to see his little white panties
>>43569333Nothin' like a nice warm cup of a mixture of different creatures' semen to start the day.
It's difficult for Sandbar to be his roommate since Gallus's large hips sends the pony's breeding instinct into overdrive.
>>43548362Its amazing what a little mascara and eyeliner can do in this show.
>>43569939Nah, him being a little sissy would make me want him to be a little homemaker. Thou I would be Allright with his as a secretary too.
When Gallus and Sandbar are sleeping in their dorm room together, they suck each other's dicks without even realizing it. Because of this, they always wake up wondering why their bedsheets are covered in cum.
Despite being the gayest creature in Equestria, Gallus has never topped another male.
Any griffbross is in the mlp anniversary stream
>>43552864https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7U8DmVcigSMPhallus looks like this
>>43556492does he know!?
