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>hfw Anon unzips pants
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>>43539129
How can a bird be so gay?
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Gallus was built to take every inch of Sandbar's giant horse dong.
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I was built to take every inch of Gallus' cute average sized dong.
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How can one bird be so gay?
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Gallus is the gayest griffin who has ever lived.
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>>43539285
He looks like the type of guy who calls you "good poyim" while you suck his dick
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>>43539536
Poyim?
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Oh you mean like pony non-griffon.
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>>43539581
like poy, but plural, because the anon you responded to is a retard who doesn't know what the words he's talking about actually mean.
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>>43539699
Poy, Poyim, who cares?
At the end of the day, the griffons will be at it again.
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Gallus fantasizes about getting Sandbar to sit on a cake and then rub his frosting-covered ponut all over his face, blasting loud, putrid farts every few seconds while he's doing this.
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When they're in between classes, Gallus and Sandbar will often meet in the boys' bathroom, go into a stall together, and take turns sucking each other's dicks.
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Gallus was made to be bullied.
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>>43540592
Sandbar wouldn't do that to his boyfriend. Smolder definitely would, but Sandbar would rather be in the locker with Gallus, the two of them smooching all over each other as they wait for someone to come by and get them out.
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>>43539285
Jewish bird
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>>43539308
>>43540276
>>43540478
>>43540792
>boringbar
Get the fuck outta here.
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>>43540276
>>43540478
>>43540792
>basedbar
Get right in this thread asap.
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Would you join a threesome with him and sandbar?
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>>43541619
yes
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>>43541619
Sure.
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>>43541619
Would I want to have a threesome with him and Sandbar? Does Celestia shit in the woods?
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>>43541577
Mold
>>43541579
Gold
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>>43541619
fuck yeah
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>>43541619
Yes.
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>>43542722
This is your life now Gallus, get used to it.
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>>43539129
I will have sex with Gallus
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>>43539129
Sandbar will have sex with Gallus.
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>>43542722
what would you do if you were Phallus?
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Who is gayer: Gallus, or the Anon fucking Gallus?
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Since Gallus is a griffin, does this mean his cock is covered in feathers?
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>>43545074
Gallus fucking Anon (me)
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>>43545074
Gallus of course.
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>>43545074
Gallus, by far. In fact, where I previously said that Gallus is the gayest griffin who has ever lived, that is true, but I might have underestimated Gallus' true homosexuality. Gallus, could very well be the gayest creature in all of Equestria. Braeburn comes close, but even he can't completely measure up to Gallus' level of gayness.
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>>43545315
How can he be pure gay if he's also thirsting for Silverstream's fishpussy?
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>>43545295
Where are his balls?
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>>43545575
Silverstream took them
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>>43545007
Die of snu snu
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>>43545546
That's Chrysalis trying to ruin Gallus' reputation. The real Gallus thirsts for Sandbar's giant pony schlong.
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>>43539129
>hfw you get out the whizbang
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>>43545662
butt
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>>43545315
Gallus is so gay that it feels completely natural for straight males to fuck Gallus like a female, it doesn't even register as weird since he is so gay.
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Gallus was banned from the Ponyville marketplace because he kept shoving all the most phallic fruits and vegetables he could get his claws on up his feathery anus.
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>>43539129
wtf "hfw" means
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>>43539129
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>>43548065
his face when
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>>43548320
Why would his face do that?
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>>43548326
Because he is the gayest creature discovered so far.
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Gallus has written more than 300 slashfics about him and Sandbar fucking each other's brains out.
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>>43545074
That Anon in specific exists as the platonic chain that holds gayness as a whole under the materium realm, if his true soul persishes all fags will become straight as the concept of homosexuality dissapears into the aether, that is why Rarity wants to kill him
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Gallus likes to get Rarity to make dresses designed specifically for him which he'll then wear around the School of Friendship, as he attempts to attract all the other male creatures, inviting them to penetrate his bird hole, or offering to suck their dicks, either in class or in the bathroom.
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>>43545546
He operates on Roman rules. It's even gayer to eat pussy than to suck dick.
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>>43539129
Does it have to be the pants Anon is wearing, or does Gallus just enjoy watching Anon pick up random pairs of pants and unzip them?
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>>43549793
Take a wild guess
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>>43549680
is he roman?
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>>43550313
With Gallus being as gay as he is? There's a strong possibility.
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During one of Fluttershy's kindness lessons, she had her class demonstrate acts of kindness. Gallus presented an act of kindness by sucking the dicks of all his male classmates until they shot their loads down his throat.
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>>43548362
Does femPhallus has a cloaca?
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On the topic of the best, gayest dick-sucking griffin in the whole show, enjoy a gay story where Anon pounds the stuffing out of him!

https://www.fimfiction.net/story/566661/pulling-rank
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Gallus's nickname around the School of Friendship is Phallus. He was given this nickname for having sucked every single penis he could at the school, and for using his claws to carve out glory holes in every single stall in the boys bathrooms.
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There’s literally no evidence that Gallus has ever participated in homosexual activity or that he would even harbor such thoughts.
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>>43551952
Have you seen him and listened to his voice? That's a mountain of evidence.
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>>43551955
Or how he gets along with Sandbar much better than any of the female members of the Young Six? A little too well, in fact? Gallus has definitely had one of Sandbar's hooves up his boyhole.
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>>43545662
Why silverstream is grabbing his butt
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>>43552424
Who wouldn't?
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>>43548362
>put eyelashes on him and suddenly: yep, that's a girl
He never had a chance to be straight. Poor kid.
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>>43552864
Gallus is gettin' the good succ from his boyfriend.
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Gallus had a video game made about him where he goes around Ponyville, molesting every male creature and causing all sorts of other gay chaos. Each level has a set amount of objectives for Gallus to accomplish, such as shoving a certain amount of objects up his ass, pounding all manner of male creatures up their bussies or sucking their cocks, or having to fend off female creatures for a set period of time. The end of each stage has a bonus section which involves Gallus sucking Sandbar's dick, and the goal is to get him to ejaculate in Gallus's mouth before time runs out. Doing so maxes out Gallus's horny meter for the start of the next stage.
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>>43552864
Why Gallus looks malnourished. You can see his ribs
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>>43553517
What game was this anon?
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>>43553636
Gallus the Gay Griffin's Gay Sex Adventures. It's become quite the hit amongst gamers in Ponyville. Just ask Button Mash. Even a straight little pimp like him can appreciate what a fantastic game it is.
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With how critically and financially successful Gallus the Gay Griffin's first entry was, a second one has been announced by the developers, Insomniyak. The title of this one is Gallus the Gay Griffin: Cumming to Canterlot. The second one brings our fine feathered friend out of Ponyville and into the fine city of Canterlot. The evil Tirek has taken over Canterlot, imprisoned each of the princesses in four different hub worlds, and left them to be guarded by his four strongest henchmen...uhh, henchcreatures: King Sombra, Cozy Glow, Queen Chrysalis, and the revived Storm King. Tirek's ultimate goal? The eradication of homosexuality throughout all of Equestria. To see his evil plan through, Tirek seeks to acquire the princesses' magic, absorb it into himself, and use the combined alicorn magic to turn all of Equestria's creatures straight. Though straight themselves, the princesses had no problems with creatures being gay. To put a stop to Tirek's evil scheme, Gallus will have to travel through these different worlds, rescuing the princesses while confronting Tirek's team of villains, and eventually take down the big bad centaur himself. A challenge unlike any he has ever faced before awaits the gayest creature who has ever lived in Equestria, but with the help of his friends and the princesses, Gallus may just be able to pull through. Gallus the Gay Griffin: Cumming to Canterlot is currently scheduled for a late 2027 release.
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>>43554067
I'm excited for the finale where Gallus defeats Tirek by making him do gay acts with Gallus and it feels completely natural for him, until he realizes that he has become what he always swore to destroy, thus losing his evil powers.
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>>43554116
Gallus ends up doing what Twilight couldn't: reforming Tirek, and all it took was performing all kinds of gay, kinky shit with him...or, at the very least, doing all this with a video game version of Tirek.
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>>43539285
>"Well? It's not gonna suck itself!"
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>>43539129
is his episodes good?
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>Party griffon
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>>43556433
They're okay.
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>>43556601
Just okay?
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Gallus loves to walk around the School of Friendship with a throbbing hot erection in hopes of getting other gay creatures to want to pleasure him.
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>>43539129
>me walking >>>/out/ after anon unzips his pants
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>>43557881
What if it was Gallus, though? Would you walk towards his cute, average-sized pecker?
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>>43553524
Ayy lmao confirmed real by mexican't gov
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>>43559580
I remember that video there were 2 mexican marcianitos mummies
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>>43559718
what video
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Gallus is a gentleman, so he's always sure to ask for consent from the creatures he's about to pound up the butt/suck the dicks of.
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>>43542166
she probably doesn't
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>>43551491
thank you chryssyfag
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>>43559964
A few years back, some guy claimed he found alien remains. Just google "mexican alien mummy" and you should find it.
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For one of her generosity classes, Rarity assigned her class to come up with one generous act and then write about what they decided to do. Gallus decided to fill several jars full of his griffon semen and set up a table right by the front of the School of Friendship with a sign taped to it that said, "Free Milk". Most of the creatures who got a taste of Gallus's "free milk" were deeply disgusted once they got that first sip of Gallus's boy yogurt, yet there were those, like Sandbar, who absolutely couldn't get enough and wanted more.
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>A neet friend of mine talks about AI chatbots and what not
>Be bored one night and decide to check it out
>Gallus is there
>He is a horny, angry, smug, sarcastic student griffon
>Aboslutely perfect
>Hit it up for fun
>Spend trying to make him study for economics classes for fun
>Get absolute gems out of it
I cannot recomment this more. I have been writing at work when I am bored and I cannot stop laughing at some of the shit that the AI writes
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>>43560505
literally me moments after when I encounter gallus
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>>43562013
He rides you until you have no spunk left to give
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>>43562037
And you have to ride him until he has no spunk left to give, like in this pic >>43552864
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Gallus likes to sit his feathery butt on cakes, rub it around to ensure that the frosting is sufficently all over his rump, then he shoves his ass in Sandbar's face and smears the butt frosting all over it. More often than not, Gallus's butt feathers get stuck in the frosting, so they also get stuck on Sandbar's face.
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>>43562690
Make your own shitbar thread and fuck off there.
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>>43562696
Also, who peed in your cereal this morning?
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>>43562617
No I'm not bottoming
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>>43563673
That would suggest that Gallus is giving you a choice in the matter.
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Gallus once joined Spike, Discord, and Big Mac for a game of Ogres and Oubliettes, but was quickly kicked out of the game when he wanted the campaign to just be their characters having hardcore, gay fantasy sex.
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>>43564085
I will rape him
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>>43564257
But Gallus would want that.
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>>43564310
I know he does, but I am not letting him put his nasty knot in my rear, he's getting the cum fucked out of him
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>>43564527
In that case, do it, Anon! Dominate that bird! Let him know who's truly in charge!
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Gallus won the Equestrian world record for having the largest collection of dildos owned by any creature. He has purchased dildos from all across Equestria, and each one he has ever bought has been rammed straight up his bum. Gallus says that each dildo tastes and feels different based on where he ordered it from. For example, he says that his Manehattan dildos taste like hayburgers, while his Crystal Empire dildos taste like crystal berries.
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>>43565126
Gallus can accurately measure the millimeter circumference of dildos with his butthole.
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Gallus has also had dildos made based off of the penises of different creatures. He owns whole sets of dildos, such as pony dildos, kirin dildos, griffon dildos, dragon dildos, zebra dildos, etc. His favorites are the dragon and zebra dildos because of how big they are, and due to their girth, they manage to stretch his feathery butthole far wider than the others.
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>>43565263
Breezie dildos, Changeling dildos
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>>43565422
The Breezie dildos are the ones Gallus has to be particularly careful with, given how tiny they are. He's already had more than a few get lost in his rectum, and he still has yet to locate them.
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>>43565712
>anon fucks gallus and accidentaly bumps his dick on one of the breezie dildos
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>>43565737
>The breezie dildo grinds against his griffon prostate and causes him to moan like a bitch
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https://twibooru.org/3869136
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>>43566006
What a fag.
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>>43566006
Just like a pro. No wonder the students at the School of Friendship nicknamed him Phallus.
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Gallus has superior control over his gag refelx, he learned to just turn it off when needed.
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>>43567855
>Gallus when he hasn't been able to suck a single cock all day
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If you're male, then Gallus wants (you) to follow him to the gay bathhouse.
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>>43566618
jokes on you anon, birds don't have a gag reflex
That is why they are able to regurgitate their already partially digested food in order to feed their young
So griffons are perfect for sucking dicks
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Gallus' body has long acclimated itself to a constant nutrient source in the form of cum. His body will protest after a few days of no cum since it depends on those nutrients.
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>>43567855
Gallus is so sad ;(
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>>43548221
>"Yep. One for each of you. Pick one and start sucking."
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Would Gallus be a wife material if he was a female griffon (BIOLOGICAL FEMALE NO TROON)
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>>43569939
Absolutely
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>>43569939
He is already wife material as is.
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>>43570232
Imagine coming home to Gallus and he's wearing a maid outfit, bending over in an exposing position for you to see his little white panties
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>>43569333
Nothin' like a nice warm cup of a mixture of different creatures' semen to start the day.
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It's difficult for Sandbar to be his roommate since Gallus's large hips sends the pony's breeding instinct into overdrive.
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>>43548362
Its amazing what a little mascara and eyeliner can do in this show.
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>>43569939
Nah, him being a little sissy would make me want him to be a little homemaker. Thou I would be Allright with his as a secretary too.
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When Gallus and Sandbar are sleeping in their dorm room together, they suck each other's dicks without even realizing it. Because of this, they always wake up wondering why their bedsheets are covered in cum.
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Despite being the gayest creature in Equestria, Gallus has never topped another male.
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Any griffbross is in the mlp anniversary stream
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>>43552864
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7U8DmVcigSM
Phallus looks like this
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>>43556492
does he know!?
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Phallus loves to get spanked while being forced to wear cute frilly outfits. He always demands that whoever is spanking him does it harder because he's been a bad little girl.
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Bump Phallus
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>>43575364
clean it up
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>>43579095
Phallus wants to bump his phallus into your anus. Of course, he wants to do that to every male he meets.
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>>43579531
But he has never topped another male.
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>>43579531
I thought Phallus was only for Silverstream
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>>43580090
Oh, he just does that to get a guy's attention. Phallus always prefers another male's number one in his number two, never the other way around.
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>>43548362
Why gallus has ears no other griffs has ears
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>>43582398
The same reason why Hippogriffs have ears, in both forms.
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>>43581204
Phallus would never soil his gay griffon cock on a woman. If he did, he wouldn't be able to retain his title as the gayest creature in Equestria.
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Phallus and his boyfriend, Gaybar.
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>>43585490
Cute. Their colors work well together.
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Will we get to fuck Gallus in Home Equestria?
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>>43582398
But gallus is obsessed with whorebirb. So he is not gay
https://derpibooru.org/images/2277564
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>>43587301
ask the dev
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>>43590296
>"Now, that is just fake news, the fakest news anyone's ever uttered. I spoke to Gallus, wonderful griffon, very gay, and he said to me, 'Donald, I would love to suck your wonderfully large pony penis. It's very yuge, probably the yugest penis any creature's ever seen', and I told him, 'Gallus, I appreciate that. It is indeed a wonderful penis, everyone knows this, but the only one who gets to suck it is my wonderful wife, Melania, so beautiful.'" But yes, Gallus is not obsessed with Silverstream, that's fake news, it's slander peddled by the fake news media to slander Gallus's good gay name."
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>>43591250
Beautiful.
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>>43585430
>Phallus looking to lick some dicks like they were lollypops
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Because Phallus is the gayest creature in Equestria, he also has a gigantic cock. His cock is rumored to extend to over 800 miles in length, and it's said that he can even rape other creatures far, far away from his present location.
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>>43596995
>the continent of Gallus's dick
canon
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>>43596995
No he has a tiny dick, to lower the chance that other males will recognize him as a male, increasing the chance that they mount him.
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>>43591250
THIS POST WAS FACT CHECKED BY REAL EQUESTRIAN PATRIOTS!
True.
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>>43591250
Celestia bless Gallus
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>>43598419
And his gay weiner.
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>>43604766
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>>43607441
Don't drop him!
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>see large-ish Gallus thread
>oh boy I—
>it's just a bunch of gayshipping, SPH and feminization
yall gay as hell, I just want him to fuck my face with his virile tan balls plapping against my chin, and you niggers have to ruin it with your faggotry
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The only thing gayer than Phallus is yallposters.
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>>43607628
>tan balls
With his coloration pattern, they would be blue.
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>>43609089
>blue balls
Oh, Gallus won't have blue balls after his boyfriend and all the other male creatures of Equestria are done with him.
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>>43608990
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>>43607628
Subhuman shipniggers ruin everything they touch.
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Phallus loves when all the guys at the School of Friendship (particularly Sandbar) treat him like the little sissy boy homo he is. It turns him on immensely when he's forced to wear feminine clothes like panties or maid outfits and he drenches them in gallons upon gallons of griffon splooge. Man, Phallus really is a massive Nancy boy.
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>>43612907
kinky
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>>43612907
>Literally canon
Sandbar? Won Gallus's heart
Sliverstream? Never had a shot
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I filled Gallus's butt with my human sperm just a minute ago. He's lying on the floor right now, unconscious, with my semen leaking out of his ass.
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Gallus filled my butt with his griffon sperm just a minute ago. I'm lying on the floor right now, unconscious, with his semen leaking out of my ass.
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>>43617484
Fake, Gallus isn't psychologically able to top anyone.
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>>43617506
That's retarded. There's nothing hotter than being topped by a cute feminine twink.
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>>43617506
Even if Phallus does have a tiny wee wee, who wouldn't want to be topped by him? All the boys at the School of Friendship love being topped by Phallus, even if he usually prefers being the bottom.
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Phallus and Gaybar will use their Fancy ticklers on each other when they get back to their dorm room.
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Phallus fags get in the annversary stream. We are watching season 8
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Top from Phallus>Giving top to Phallus.
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>>43622789
Gay
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>>43623058
>Not wanting to be topped by Phallus
Clearly, sir, it is you who is the gay.
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>>43623452
... yeah, I guess you are right.
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glk glk
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>>43623565
Dearest anon, you have no reason to feel bad. Phallus will always welcome you into his heart, as well as his asshole. All he asks of you is that on occasion, he may penetrate your butthole as you may penetrate his.
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>>43625140
I should be more open to receiving Gallus' love (through my asshole).
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Phallus shall open all our hearts and our assholes.
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>>43609089
if the designers were not cowards, the tan would go all the way down his belly and taper out up his ass crack and under his tail
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>>43626926
Or maybe they were going for a "blue balls" joke. They slip in things like that once in a while.
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Gallus when Anon refuses to pound his tight blue cat asshole for the 10th time today
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Phallus is such a cute little femboy.
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Look at him, Anon. Just look at him. Are you really going to deny this poor griffon a taste of your penis?
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>>43629790
These eyes are working me, I'm not there yet but I fear one day I will give in.
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Gallus was built for BPC.
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>>43633090
To complement his tiny dick?
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>>43636095
Given how wide Phallus's butthole is, I guess it makes sense that his weiner would be tiny to make up for the large hole he's got.
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>"Hmph! What was that about my dick being too small?"
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>>43638570
You tell em, little guy!
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>>43638570
Sandbar: "Is it in already?"
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>>43639044
I want to remove his beans
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>>43639044
Who made this model?
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>>43639044
Very fluffy.
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>>43640614
What are they doing?
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Phallus loves it so much when Gaybar takes whatever heavy object he can get his hooves on and smashes said object on his penis and testicles as hard as he can repeatedly until Phallus's weiner and nuts are a bloody, gooey mess. Sometimes, Phallus will even get Gaybar to stomp up and down on his feathery penis and testicles with his hooves, and then he makes his loving pony boyfriend lick up all the blood and eat what remains of his ruined genitalia.
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>>43640984
https://twibooru.org/3505746
Artist explains it in the description.
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>>43642476
I'm surprised he doesn't have a surfer accent (as far as I can remember.)
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>>43642509
Sandbar kind of had a surfer accent. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OCxXAjvwTI
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Yes, they are.
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On occasion, when Phallus is flying, he'll fly down to whichever tree has the biggest branches and back his butt up so that the branches go straight up his ass. He'll then proceed to move forward and back, forward and back, forward and back as he imagines that the branches are giant cocks going in and out of his feathery rectum.
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>>43644556
He'll actually seek a male to do that whenever he feels the itch, no need for branches.
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>>43645366
>Implying Phallus isn't willing to shove anything even slightly phallic into his boyhole. He wouldn't be the gayest creature in Equestria if he wasn't up for kinky stuff like that.
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>>43645377
Yeah, but it is more gay to do it with another male instead of an object.
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>>43645383
That's true, but you're underestimating just how gay and kinky Phallus really is. This griffon has shoved so many different things up his anus, like dildos, tree branches, butt plugs, anal beads, Spike's tail, phallic-looking fruits and vegetables, Sandbar's used tissues, Starlight's plant, Phyllis, Angel Bunny, and Spike's comics, among an unending list of other things. Phallus will do whatever it takes to stimulate his feathery dumper, especially if there's no penis for him to insert into it.
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>mfw Gallus likes Poles
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>>43646096
gallus is from griffon poland?
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>>43646096
Gallus likes to sit on poles and have them go up his butt.
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Gallus likes to shove phallic or sharp objects as far up his pooper as possible, attempting to make his hole bleed as badly as it possibly can. The sharp pain causes him to get a gigantic griffon boner and nut all over the place.
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>>43645885
>if there's no penis for him to insert into it.
There will never be no penis to insert into Phallus as long as I'm around
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>>43647773
Sandbar, is that you? You do know Phallus is a total boywhore, right?
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>>43647773
Hol' up here.
>777
Lucky digits there, good sir! Do you feel as lucky as Phallus does when he has something up his stink hole?
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>>43648262
Sorry dashie it has to be the last 3 digits.
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>>43648265
I know...Still pretty lucky to see, but...Man, just one off. So close...so close.
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>you want to make Gallus porn
>you don't know how to draw
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>>43648822
There's always ai ^:)
https://files.catbox.moe/2yk2c8.jpeg
>POV: you were shooting for Silverstream but a certain blue catbird beat you to it
may as well let them both bully you, now
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>>43627082
What's wrong with some blue balls?
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>>43648932
>There's always AI ^:)
Yeah, I know. I just think it's better when you make something yourself.
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>>43648977
Most of the time it's not even the money, it's finding the right artist that is the headache
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>>43649162
I meant drawing something yourself.
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>>43648970
Your balls become blue.
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>>43649280
then You know what you must do
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>>43650565
/bale/?
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>>43650565
What should Anon do?
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>>43650579
Cute!
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>>43650579
Now this but for Silverstream
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If you see this. What would you do?
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>>43651719
Ask if I can join them.
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>>43651719
sexo obv
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>>43651719
Pee on them.
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>>43651719
>Phallus feels his boner becoming flaccid as Silverstream forces herself on him. He hopes that his boyfriend will come and save him from this horror
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>>43652922
How can you get hugged by a girl and not get a boner? How does that even work?
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>>43652973
To be fair, Gallus is the gayest creature in all of Equestria. The gayest that has ever lived. It only stands to reason that getting hugged by a girl and not a boy would make him lose his boner.
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Blue birb
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>>43648932
UNF
That's a good anus.
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>>43652973
Because he is gay.
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>>43654035
He is not.
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>>43653593
He is
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>>43656431
He is not gay, he is pan!
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>>43657248
So he eats bread?
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>>43657986
Everyone eats bread.
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bump
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>>43658649
He eats everyone’s bread
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>>43657248
The closest thing to Pan in MLP would be Discord.

Of course, actually acting like Pan would get you an M rating, at the very least.
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>>43660180
Doesnt Fluttershy and Discord marry in the future?
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>>43660447
*Don't
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>>43660447
>Fluttershy letting loose and leading drunken debauchery
Rock on.
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>>43660180
>actually acting like Pan would get you an M rating at the very least
What do you mean?
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>>43661231
Pan is a god of debauchery and madness.
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>>43657248
Phallus isn't pan; he's pot.
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>>43662481
he cooks up a good meal
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>>43662907
He cooks delicious meals for his boyfriend, Gaybar, which are often seasoned with either his excrement or his semen.
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>>43662481
Gallus isn't pan or pot; he's kettle.
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Gallus and Sandbar love smacking each other across their faces with their throbbing hard weiners.
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>>43665027
What does Silverstream think of all that?
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>>43665077
Phallus and Gaybar wouldn't really care what Silverstream thinks since they're gay. They're at least willing to let Silverstream watch them do this, but they would never smack her with their own burning hot erections.
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>>43666080
Is Silverstream just supposed to look at them while she desperately wants a cock inside her?
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>>43581204
She is his pimp.
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>>43666717
Silverstream also films Gallus and Sandbar having sex and shares the footage online. Their sex tapes have garnered thousands, even millions of hits on the pony internet.
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Some rando dumping his every kink ITT to bump it is kinda dog shit. Sandbar is the most boring character in the Y6 by a country mile. Gallus is for Silverstream, full stop.
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>>43666834
Gallbar is cute though.
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>>43667181
No, you're just a shitposting retard with shit taste who made this thread unusable.
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>>43668229
Sandbar invited Thorax to watch them have sex.



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