Spooky Season Edition.Previous thread: >>43481695Thread links:Website: https://mlpapplejack.neocities.org/Voice archivehttps://drive.google.com/open?id=1DZ-l58cvcfnzU6NeOwzBFTRZBTzylE3GGreenshttps://pastebin.com/4EdcwVeNhttps://pastebin.com/1wd0YfDmhttps://pastebin.com/6jZyENuMhttps://poneb.in/u/flabrushttps://pastebin.com/u/docmajor119https://poneb.in/u/Rahzmahttps://ponepaste.org/user/BuccaneerAnonhttps://ponepaste.org/11606https://ponepaste.org/11655https://ponepaste.org/11702A playlist of Applejack songs https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLc9PEja7FcxBAd7vP84I6WIwJRltcmi85
>>43541648It's almost scary how disgusting apples are
>>43541651
>>43541651Fuck you bitch
>>43541651Apples>Keep their seeds protected in the core in order to have the best possible chance of sprouting the next generation of apple trees>come in multiple colors and hues>is part of a balanced diet>keeps the doctor awayStraw"berries">not even a real berry>leaves their seeds exposed like a WHORE>is liked by women>no color variety>pathetic
>>43541734>Applekek copeStrawberries won.
>>43541744They won alright, the award is WOMEN'S FRUIT
>>43541734Apples are more versatile for cooking with too.
>>43541648spooky
>>43541913She's the one mare I'd let haunt my dreams
>>43541917How dare you
>>43541935Luna would pamper me and ask for consensual dream sex. Applejack would RAPE me. There's a difference!
Speaking of apples, how are you all enjoying apple season? I've been munching on 2 or 3 of them a day now. I'm even enjoying some leftover apple pie right now from yesterday's family dinner.
>>43542250I haven't had a whole lot. I don't usually snack like that.However I did get a bottle of spiced cider liqueur the other week that I wanna try mixing with something. I think it'd go pretty well in some apple juice or hot cider.
>>43542976Hasbro can lick mah dick
Morning bump.
>>43541917She'll haunt you everyday
>>43541751foid fruits lmao
>>43543279
>>43541651https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxgtAktGla8
>>43541648Applejack's pit when
Glad we're back. I was worried the site was going to be out for weeks again like the other year.
>>43542976We do. We love hicks in this neighborhood.
>>43544533That Angie girl is a real bitch, I tell ya.
>>43545150Good morning!
>>43545214>PoxyBoxy
>>43545214>poxyboxy
Fren :)
>>43545314I wish that were me
>>43544926What happened?
>>43545299>>43545307My B. Thought the art looked cool. Will watch out when I post next time.So, what did he do exactly, though? I've been living under an apple tree admiring apples.
>>43546049No idea
>>43545758The site went down for a while yesterday, and this error was all that came up.
>>43542250The rest of my granny smiths have already started turning to mush. I'll be making another pie sooner than I thought, seems like.
Weather's finally cooling off.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dg3Tz01lpgY...
>>43547224Nighty night appuls
>>43547341Good morning
>>43546062Why would someone do that to her?
>>43547097God I hope so. Always so damn hot here. Winter can't some soon enough.
>>43547341This is what it looks like when she's tucking Apple Bloom into bed.
>>43548087maybe they are actually placing apples
>>43548087Cause tormenting Fillyjack is funny
I need some booze. My apple juice isn't fermenting fast enough.
>>43549005CHAAAAAARGE!
October is Applejack's month, because apples are harvested in October, and also pumpkins and halloween, and Applejack is orange like a pumpkin.
Morning bump.>>43549202I guess?
>>43549202Her first appearance in the show did happen in October so it only makes sense
>>43549202>>43550041I don't know why, but AJ always seemed to me more like an August gal.
up
>>43549773She needs your money
>>43550287>Born in AugustI was made for her.
Do you think the Apples graze on the grass in their orchard?
>>43551705Maybe a quick bite here and there
>>43551705I'm sure they do to some extent. Hell, I'd graze my own backyard if I could. I still pick herbs tho.The only issue with grazing is that it's inefficient, if you look at calorie intake/time spent. For a grown horse it'd be 10-16h per day for a full meal, not sure how that would scale for our little ponies. But they probably let other animals graze too, we know Apples keep cows and chickens, since it's much easier than having to mow the grass
Morning bump.>>43551705Sure. A little snack here and there during work doesn't work.
>>43551904Good morning
does anyone have that applejack peeking into open zipper pic (view from inside)I can't find it
>>43552412https://derpibooru.org/images/3497563
>>43552741perfect, thank you
Halloween season soon! Gotta get myself a caramel apple at the store once they starts selling them.
>>43553117Applejack should be the scarecrow cause shes got no brain
>>43553127But the Scarecrow was the smartest. That was the point of the movie.
>>43541648Previous thread archived, sorry for the wait.https://mlpapplejack.neocities.org/#threads/43481695Here's the current wall too. Will probably clean it soon.I took a bit long, but I'm also still working on >>43495063It will be here for the week-end at worst.
>>43553149Thanks anon, you are a real trooper. AJ would be proud.
>>43553999Good morning
>>43553901lol
>>43553901I see her flagging that tail.
Is Applejack a republican (as in not a monarchist)?
>>43556145Idk, she doesn't really make a fuss about monarchs in any interactions with Twilight or Celestia. Still, most of the founding fathers were wealthy land owners, so if any ponies were to be in support of a smaller central government, she'd fit the bill the most.
Morning bump.>>43556145I guess? Seems like she's not against monarchism in practice. She still respects the princesses.
>>43556399>Hilda outfitFitting since we all know Hilda and Applejack both have the biggest ass.
>>43556627Those denim shorts must be tight on them apple cheeks
>>43555622What's she writing about?
>>43556399Is that thing on the bottom an actual pokemon, or is it something the artist made up to go along with AJ? I don't know nearly enough pokemon to recognize them by sight.
>>43556399>those shorts >the hairstyleGood fucking lord.
>>43557577https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Applin_(Pok%C3%A9mon)It's a grass/dragon with three capstone forms that are all applespretty cool
>>43556145>Thinly-veiled bump
>>43557264A poem that likens life to an apple tree.
>>43558789Morning, sleepyhead!
>>43558789Imagine waking her up by firmly squeezing that belly
>>43558826God I wish.
>>43556145>as in not a monarchistShe's the first (?) generation inheritor of a land grant directly from the currently reigning monarch, she shows full respect to the monarch, she highly values her relationship with the crown, and she has effectively a noble title complete with chair in the heir's private chamber. A pony who she frequently encourages when she's unsure about her place in the royalty.No, I don't think AJ supports the dissolution of the crown at all. If anything she's either the most or second most angry at ponies who take an issue with Twilight being a princess.
>>43559494>inheritor of a land grant directly from the currently reigning monarch,I'm surprised people don't talk about this more. AJ and her family are land owning nobles with land granted to them directly from the crown. She'd actually be higher on the social ladder than everyone besides Twilight after becoming a princess.
>>43560695Good morning
>>43560655Too cute to be spooky
>>43559494>she's either the most or second most angry at ponies who take an issue with Twilight being a princess.Did we see ponies who took issue with Twilight's status? I stopped watching after season 5.
>>43560239Being a noble in a recently established rural area doesn't make her a big shot anywhere but Ponyville, but you can see how the whole town respects her in moments like The Last Roundup. >it's somehow Applejack's responsibility to find the means to fix town hallApplejack's great grandfoals will be stereotypical nobles.
>>43562046Also the way pretty much every one just has blind trust in her judgement about F&F's tonic in Leap of Faith. Really goes to show just how much sway her word has in Ponyville.
>>43561274All her costumes were great.
>>43562653I like floofy AJ. It feels so right on her.
Applejack wants the truth: did you like apples before becoming fixated on her or did you force yourself to like them for her? Remember equines can smell/sense changes in disposition that accompanying lying like a raised heart rate.
>>43563474It's about the same desu. I've never been one to sit and eat apples as a snack, but I have liked apple juice and spiced cider even before watching MLP. I'd also experimented with a baked apple recipe previously too, that was inspired from stuff in World of Warcraft, not AJ. So I haven't forced myself into liking anything.
>>43563474I fucking love apples and have been dying to make my own apple cider. If anything, I'm more fixated on apples than Applejack.
I like my horses orange and silly thank you very much.
>>43564263That's adorable, AJ is such a tease but she was being totally honest. No impure thoughts in her head
>>43564263>>43564774offer to knock the dust out of her cooch
Morning bump
>>43564865Good morning
>>43564252You should try apple infused mead too. I'm curious how it would work out.
>>43563474Liked them alright but didnt start eating one daily until after i started the show
>>43564263She knows what she's doing
Night bumping with possibly my best AJ draw yet
Morning bump.>>43566537Thank you!
>>43563474I've eaten an apple here or there when I was young wasn't until I was in the Army did I start eating them more regularly due to it being the most available/quickest fruit to eat, now a days I buy a bushel whenever I get the hankering for one. Red Delicious are my go to for being the most sweet and juicy imo. I enjoy em most when peeled or sliced the skin tends to get caught between my teeth otherwise
>>43566537That is a very good AJ
>>43563474I always liked tart fruits so I already liked apples to begin with, but I did get a whole new appreciation for them after watching the show
I love Orange mare! feeling very blessed atm39 drawing in my Storyboard done, the animatic is getting closer day by day frens <3 >>43566537based aj artfag, she is looking very good >saved
>>43567514Excited to see the end product!>>43566537All your AJ draws are great in my book.
Bumping up the threads and knocking over jannies! Who is? You is! APPLEJACK!
>>43568919And now in color, she's even more cute now!
>>43568989Good morning
>>43568919She's too cute to be silly
>>43568615Applejack you just dove into that tub of raspberry jam.
>>43568615I get it, I also lose control near bottles of Cabernet Sauvignon
Would you ever want to be applejack or swap body’s with her?
>>43569880No, but it might be funny to see how she acts in my body.
>>43568615She's just getting into the halloween spirit is all.
>>43569880No, I don't want to fuck someone with my face on them
>>43570819Thanks AJ.
>>43574431>takes those apples while shes sleeping
>>43578320Mornin
>>43578320Got herself a Diogenes pot I see.
Watching scenes from old spaghetti westerns on youtube earlier, god I'd love to sit and watch some of those movies with AJ.
>>43584512Good morning
>>43587066Im gonna steal those apples
Drew lewd AJ today, gonna post tomorrow.
>>43587996Sweet, can't wait.
>>43587323Who are you, that always wants to steal apples?
Here's the lewd AJ pichttps://files.catbox.moe/x1cfxw.png
>>43588812Morning!>>43591351Whoa!
>>43591351I'd dig into those apples.
>>43591351Hoo-Haa! I love Applejack, just wanted to share that
>>43591351Very nice
>>43591351Fuck...
>>43592687what's wrong Anon
>>43592687He fell in love again! that what wrong with him
>bump
>>43595436I could fix her
>>43592744>>43592987It's a natural reaction to seeing a mare waiting for you like that.
>>43553129>the movieWhy
>>43597341Because I haven't read the book.
>>43563474I've liked apples for as long as I rememberthey just a healthy treat for me
>>43597349the book's available in most known human languagesfucking memes like toki pona have a translation of it ffs
>>43597674I never said it wasn't available or anything, I just said I never read it. Never really been that interested. I didn't even watch the movie until I was like 15/16ish years old.
Morning portrait!>>43597523Yay
I've read some random Applejack greens recently and realized that a significant chunk of both greens I remember & greens I just read focus on AJ being scared of losing her close ones (specifically Anon...)how possessive do you think she actually is, anons?
>>43598394I think so. She's shown to be pretty averse to anything that would drive away her friends and family.What are the greens you read?
>>43598394I wouldn't say possessive is quite the right word. She is very attached to the family and friends values, it's very in character for her to care deeply for her kin. Possessiveness makes it sound like she is jealous or not willing to share her time with (you) with anyone else, and i don't think that would align quite that well with her. She just wants your safety and well-being on top of everything else, it's more of a motherly thing in my opinion.Possessive not so much, Doting? yea semi often.
>>43600126>are the greens you read?Remember one clop-ish one about AJ confessing while in heatalso read the archives for one where Anon was more defensive of his family than Anon because of muh predator psychologya couple of oneshots here-and-there too, can't namedrop all sadlythe green that made me post itt was the one on ponepaste about AJ getting Anon a fresh steak >>43600387>I wouldn't say possessive is quite the right wordthought the same when submitting my post desu, wasn't sure how to even label her "family-cautious" behavior
>>43600387>>43600710I think clingy might be an apt way to put it. AJ is a nit unique in that her element of harmony is one of the only ones that can offend people if she abides by it. Nobody will be driven away from Rarity being too generous, or Fluttershy being too kind. But we've seen before that the idea of driving everyone away is pretty much the one thing that can make AJ give up on honesty. In Discord's debut and in the second Flim Flam episode, that's ultimately the one thing that can make her give up on honesty. It's an interesting dilemma for her as a character, and helps emphasize how clingy she can be in regards to losing anyone. I've said before, Somepony to Watch Over Me is basically a slightly toned down yandere story with familial love instead of romantic.
>>43598394Girl dotes on trees like they're children, she'd definitely be an attentive girlfriend to say the least.
>>43604998Morning seer, I see!
>>43598394>greens I just read focus on AJ being scared of losing her close ones (specifically Anon...)dead parents syndrome
>>43604998Oof, that poor tree
I wanna smell AJ's hot and sweaty maresmell
>>43606299>CBT
>>43606303I like him.
oh god no
>>43608484Just found out >>43608138I really pray for a miracle
>>43608507>>43608484It's a shame to hear. I'll pour one out for her tonight.
hold me bros…
>be me>sleep>have a dream aboit walking put of my family's old dacha™ >and passing by Western-styled rodeomy psyche really didn't like the news, huh?
I snuggled my AJ plushie extra hard tonight. This news absolutely destroyed me
Morning smirk>>43608507Hot dang. What a news.
>>43608507My heart sank when I've learned that she has a young kid. I half hoped that she'd be healthy enough to go to at least another convention, but now I want her to spend as much time as possible with her family
>>43553149Bad timing, but the page with AJ clips is on the website.https://mlpapplejack.neocities.org/#clipsDon't hesitate to share if you have small videos to add.Blanked the wall too.https://u.pone.rs/mvfqnzzz.png
>>43612579Nah, it's not bad timing. Now is the perfect time for some nice news to cheer everyone up a bit. Thanks for the work, Anon.
>>43608507I didn't realize she's only 43. I thought she was a bit older than that.
Perfect Pear's on at the anni boys.
doodled AJ today
>>43616707No artist seems to forget Applejack’s greatest assets.
>>43612579That's great, I love the look of it being an old tv. Excellent work as always anon.>>43616707Nice appul rump
WHY LORD WHYTAKE ME INSTEAD!
>>43618153Should have been Tara Strong. When your nice and cheerful coworkers say you’re an awful woman that should tell you something.
>>43612579This is so cool
>>43618173Do they? What do they say about her? I didn't know there was bad blood between Tara and the other actresses.
>>43620324https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CYBl2MFr7eA&ra=m
>>43618173>>43620324She's pretty pro jew, right? Wouldn't be surprised if the other lefties dislike her for that.
>>43546049>Will watch out when I post next timepussy
Morning bump.>>43621930Well, I didn't know people didn't like the artist that much, so.
>...Anon, why this gotdang mystery box say 'Apple' but all ah see on the screen is a buncha' 0's and 1's?
>>43618153Cancer only seems to happen to people you don't want it to
>>43626603Is this like a grimdark Princess AJ?
>>43623254People don't seem to like any artists.
>>43626603Nice Halloween costume, Applejack!>>43627778Fusion art was popular for a while.
>>43629695This and that Twilight gif from Winter Wrap Up have informed us so much of the squishiness of pony butts.
>>43635940Is her boomstick connected to her back legs?
>>43636273>shotgun buckholy horrifying
>>43637485Those zombies ain't gonna stand a chance.
>>43635940>Alright you primitive screwheads. Y’all see this? This is my BOOMSTICK!
If I have to be completely honest with myself, I don't think my wife would like me if she actually met me.
>>43638792I think a lot of the time people conflate how hard Applejack works with the idea that she'd only like people who can put in an equal amount of backbreaking work as her, but for me I've always thought that all Applejack appreciates is someone who's WILLING to work hard, that even if you fuck up, even if it doesn't amount to much, if you want to do hard work and are willing to be taught how to do better, and you're honest about it, I think she'd like you just fine
Gonna post all the Apples I drew during the Anni!!
>>43639163Shes friends with Dash, a pony whos known to be lazy and nap and eat her own weight in food. Or Pinkie who spends 99% of her time bouncing with hyper antics or even Twilight who just reads most of the day. Also theres no way she can force her own ideals of hardwork onto others because even Apple bloom is rarely seen kicking trees and harvesting apples.
>>43639184Ha, I like this one. AJ in a cheerleader outfit is something I'm only now realizing I've barely seen, and I'm liking it.
>>43639206Its cause she has blonde hair, and seeing her do more girly things associated with blondes (who have more fun) is underrated.
Older AJ with her dumb cretin childs
>>43639198there're differences between standards for choosing friends and for choosng partner
Lanky Jack inviting to to play very questionable poker
>>43639163Laziness and aversion to physical labour are only the beginning. I'm more concerned with the fact that I'm a bit of a cunt, have misanthropic, avoidant predispositions, and am not much of a family man. Maybe I like the orange horse so much because of the qualities I lack. >>43639198>Dash, a pony whos known to be lazy and nap and eat her own weight in foodAs well as a world-class athlete. Every episode focused on her Wonderbolts ambitions makes it clear that she takes her trainings seriously, even if she likes to slack off in between them.>Twilight who just reads most of the dayStudying is hard work.
>>43639163>>43639198>>43639250Also worth mentioning that there are plenty of farm chores that require dexterity, and not back breaking labor. We've seen Applejack handling tools plenty of times, and even as adapt as she is, a human would simply be naturally better and faster with it. Ponies have to use hammers with their mouths, just imagine how long it would actually take them to hammer nails like that. It wouldn't take much practice to get proficient enough with a hammer that to Applejack, it's just better to let you do fine dexterous work so she has more time to do harder labor that she's good at.Point being, you probably wont be kicking trees or hauling carts with Applejack. She'd be having you do tasks where your hands fine motor functions are more important than raw strength. Biggest strength thing you'd do would probably be moving baskets of apples or something, but you definitely wouldn't be strapping yourself to a cart and hauling it like her and BigMac do.
>>43639250Thats true, but you also cannot feasibly expect someone to emulate your own morals and world values or physical capability. >>43639270Dash spends the first two seasons crashing into things and slacking, only coasting by off natural attributes for speed. It would be like saying an average cheetah is a word class athlete compared to olympic sprinters. She also clearly does not do her job often or commits to even basic help for her own friends.
I gotta head to work so thisslll be the last one until i return, made this when we learned about Ashleigh's condition. Hold your Apple Plushies extra tight from now on for me anons
>>43639297I'm not sure, Anon. Seems to me like Fall Weather Friends make it clear that she's capable in sports -- she's doing quite well in a lot of challenges before she resorts to cheating by using wings. In Sonic Rainboom she manages to prepare an impressive performance and starts fucking up only when she begins to doubt herself. Hurricane Fluttershy comes pretty late, but it reinforces the idea that she's way ahead of the other pegasi in speed. I don't think she rides on her inherent capabilites alone.
>>43639184>>43639226>>43639260>>43639319These are great, anon you always cheer me up with your art!
>>43639260she's fucking cheating. I see that ear wiggle, I know her tells.she's also horny, but we can cross that bridge after I beat her.it looks like she's saying 'shint'. it's supposed to say shirt, right?
>>43639848yes as you can see while I am a decent artist I have absolutely horrid handwriting and thats with stabilizers, irl is even more atrocious
What if AJ was a real mare and we were her friend that regularly visits her on her caretakers farm
>>43640379I know how you feel. My handwriting is atrocious, always have to steel myself for a moment before signing my signature. Thank god for computers in the modern day, don't have to write by hand so much anymore.
>>43640380I would never leave the stable
>hooves at you
>>43640380Cute, love the ear wagging.
>>43640495She's gonna boop me
Morning bump. Loving some of the discussions here.>>43640495Aww
Some drunken flirting between ponyjack and humeyjack
>>43639277>She'd be having you do tasks where your hands fine motor functions are more important than raw strength.I always imagined that the reason for the farm sort of being on the backhoof a lot in the early seasons is because of these dexterous shortcomingsI mean, take hammering in a nail for instance, how many steps could it take when it can't be held properly? do they hold it by the hoof and use the hammer with their mouth? if so, they probably can't get much leverage, and if they can, they risk hitting their hoof as there's a wider surface area than with fingerskeeping a farm going is more than just harvesting and checking the crops, it's maintenance of structural integrityI imagine half the time of their day is spent just doing fiddly jobs with hooves which leaves them behind on apple pickingit's probably been done to death in greens and fic but I always like the idea of an Anon who is foisted with all the jobs that seem "small" until he finds out that he's doing as much to keep the farm going as the rest, and is actually making everything easier cause they don't have to worry about a nail through the hoof or cheek
>>43640380>on her caretakers farmis her caretaker Meegan?
>saw a video of this guy during the anni>still getting him in my recommendedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEPNBWMgZE0my fucking sides with this man
>>43641597I look like this and do this
>>43641535Yea, even just hammering nails becomes so much more complex when you don't have fingers. The time Anon spends doing those sorts of tasks not only gets them handled faster, but gives Applejack more time to do other things she is better at.Also that pic reminds me of when I read Lord of The Rings when I was 12, lol. Needless to say I was pretty taken aback to see lines about burning faggots not having known about that usage previously.
MS Paint Jack!
Apple proudly hires the differently abled to help on the farm
AppleJack isnt allowed to yell or shout plays at the TV when the Hoofball games are on so some compromise had to be made
Applejack planting another apple sapling naturally always pleased with herself
>>43643883I actually caught this one in the anni thread. Never got into sports myself growing up, despite the rest of my family being pretty big football fans. I think all their shouting at the TV when I was little may have been what made me instinctually dislike it so much, lol.
>>43643586Those are some silly gals
>>43643941Same but it was Fox News lol>>43643963The Silliest!
And last but not least the apple doodle I left on the Ashleigh Ball get well card and thats all the Apples from the Anni!
are we back?
>>43644171yeaH
>>43644182I guess mods took their sweet time, but I'm glad that this didn't happen during the anniversary at least>>43643972That's a lovely Appul, I really hope Ashleigh sees it
>>43644201>I guess mods took their sweet timeapparently they changed some stuff on the backend toopeople with fresh cookies report being able to post with no email verificationcan't test myself because lol>but I'm glad that this didn't happen during the anniversary at leastimagine 4chan dying right when G4 ended kek
>>43644201>guess mods took their sweet timeI don't think it was the mods, multiple websites weren't working. Apparently there was some big cybersecurity breach that affected a lot of sites. Fimfiction was down too, so were boorus, and I heard wikipedia and wayback were both out at some point too. Crazy shit.
>>43644234There were some huge security flaws regarding php so a bunch of websites went down until a fix was available. 4chan took longer because apparently it's using an older version of PHP
>>43644201>>43644234>>43644295tl;dr is that PHP, a language that powers at least one half of the Internet, got kek'd hard by a "do nothing and get hacked" vulnerability that's been present since 2000s most websites turned themselves off to fix this, 4chan just took 8-ish extra hours to actually update their stack >4chan took longer because apparently it's using an older version of PHPI'm pretty sure they already updated Yotsuba to PHP8we've had too many maintenance breaks in the past two years for this to NOT be the case
>>43643963I don't remember if the show ever had a pony equivalent to Thanksgiving, but I hope there is one. It seems like a holiday Applejack would appreciate.
>>43645431>Thanks Celestia for giving Apples SAA>Killed all the timberwolvesHow familiar...
>>43645639Timberwolves deserve it.
>>43646594File name quite apt.
So y'all doing anything special for Halloween? I like to find a horror/thriller movies I haven't seen before and watch it. Last year was The Crow, this year's probably gonna be Red Dragon.
Morning bump.>>43647709I am planning to do some streaming of horror shorts with friends.
>>43647709Only thing I have planned is watching the 4cc since that starts during the Halloween weekend
>>43648015why would she ever dress like the White Whorse?
>>43648491She like to be a little sexy sometimes too.
>>43649085>implying she isn't already sexy
>>43620339>that laughterhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=itzde0VrzFU&t=150sI wonder how much better Rarity's Russian dub would have been if St Germain knew Russian.
>>43649103Well of course, but everyone likes to dress up every now and then.
>>43649103She dresses sexier too
>>43650950Good morning
Any fellow applechads checking out H:E?
>>43652071What's H:E?
>>43652071Is that the Home:Equestria thing? Haven't checked it out yet, been busy catching up with work after the anniversary
>>43652071she's too sweet. I've been complimenting her ever since she showed up, and now others are admitting she's best pony. Got her flustered
>>43650691She wants that apple so dang bad
>>43652744This awaits me in ponyhalla I must die a noble death to ensure this is my future
Applejacks butt weighs 100lb
>>43653500That seems... average, for a horse.
>>43653500mmmm 100lbs of apple butt
Does Applejack prefer anal?
>>43647709This might be the best mlp fanart I've seen ever
>>43653852why she mad
>>43655031that's the blush after sex
reposting here because why not?>>43654371It's rather common for people to discuss how late seasons made the world look small, but I've yet to see anyone mentioning Apple family being "shrinked" in sizeafter Season 3 there's more emphasis on Pinkie's family than on entire Apple clan. It just makes no sense
>>43655587Still crazy how characters like Braeburn and Babs were only in 1 or two episodes each. Babs was in two season 3 episodes, was made a member of the CMC, and then just never has a speaking role again. She could have at least made an appearance in some of the Manehattan episodes, it'd make sense for AJ to visit her family while she's in town, but it's like the show just completely ignored anyone not in the core family after season 3.
>>43656162This show never knew how to juggle side characters. Got worse when they had to focus on Poochie or random OCs like Maud or the Mongrel 6 in the school episodes.
>>43656162it's even weirder when they made Pinkie an Apple just to make "family" episodes "larger"just :writers.room: on top of :writers.room:
>>43656190The slop perfectly sums up the later seasons.
>>43656162ngl I don't mind babs not having screentime
>>43653500That's about two full bushels of apples!
>>43654123obviously she prefers sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of recreation
>>43657275Of course, being a pony, her idea of missionary is more what we would call doggy style.
>>43657275>sole purpose of recreationAnd what does it mean if humans can't have babies with ponies?
>>43657369foals*
get up apples
>>43658030I do nights, so I'm not up in the mornings. Thanks for keeping us bumped.
>>43658030I was at work, sorry
>>43659969Good morning
>>43659969Why's she looking at me like that?
>>43660509Space appul
>>43657369they can actually
>>43662799good morning and good dubs
>>43662680>Page 1There's more?
>>43663913this page is uploaded 2 days ago, let's hope there'll be more
>>43662680If only. But, how will she wear it?
>>43664205She's wearing it in the last panel. It's around her neck.
>>43664055Sweet how G4 still gets new fanart to this day.
Are you wearing a costume for Nightmare Night this year?
>>43664850Mabye but I'm not sure what
Morning bump.>>43664850Nah, Imma chill at my home watching scary videos.
>>43663184So cute when she gets bashful like that
>>43662680I wish this was real
>>43664850Probably not, I don't go anywhere on Halloween night to really justify wearing a costume. Not much reason to wear one just sitting at home.
>>43664850yes.
>>43667629Are you going to give out apples?
>>43668441all of them.
>>43667629>an actual femanonTits or gtfo you know the drill
>>43657275>of recreationThe sole purpose of fun?
>>43669359>not having AJ covered with a blanketwhy?
>>43669367She's hot
>>43669427if she is so hot, then what's the point of keeping a blanket anyway?
>>43669023fuck, never post when you're tired
>>43669447>pony with fur all over is hot>no blanket>human with no fur is cold>blanketwhat part confuses you?
>>43669529hug pony as blanket substitute, duh
>>43669527It made for a funny mistake though.
>>43672511Good mornin, have a spooky day
I want candy apple
I'm working on a green featuring Applejack. Do people generally prefer when AJ saying "I" is written as:"Ah"or plain "I"?
>>43674530A bit of column a, a bit of column b
Started working on a green that's going to end up longer than I expected, so I split it up into a first chapter for now. I'll write more later. Hope you enjoy!>it’s another bright day in Ponyville>even at 8 am, the streets are bustling>mares and colts nod in your direction>it’s almost enough to be annoying>you yawn as you walk the path past Sugarcube Corner, past the Carousel Boutique, past Quills and Sofas>”Hi, Anon!”>you glance down to your left and see the bright green coat you’ve grown accustomed to“Hi, Lyra.”>”What a great morning, isn’t it? The weather’s amazing, and we’re only two months away from Hearth’s Warming Eve!”>her voice is as energetic as always>you chuckle quietly as you await the shift>you count down from three in your head>”Anyway-“>there it is>”I was wondering if you had considered-““Lyra, I’m not giving you my hands.”>”But Anon-!”“I need them, alright?”>”Not all the time, right?”“And how do you propose to give them back, hm?”>”Well, that’s, uh… Don’t worry about that! I just gotta-!”>you cut her off by placing an index finger on her snout>her eyes go wide>they gleam with wonder and her lips curl into a smile“Lyra, I have to go work. I promise you can sketch my hands as much as you want, but you’re not getting them, alright?”>”Uh-huh.”>her eyes are fixed on your finger>her body shudders more and more as her smile widens“Lyra?”>”Uh-huh?”“I’m gonna go now.”>”Uh-huh.”>her tongue extends and gently traces the underside of your index finger>you chuckle and flick her forehead>her eyes light up and she inhales sharply>”Do it again!”“Not a chance.”>”AGAIN!”>she almost tackles you to the ground>her expression is similar to that of a puppy as she looks up at you>you sigh and shake your head“Okay, just one more time.”>you hold up your hand and cock your finger>Lyra lets out a squee and closes her eyes>she angles her head towards you>you let go and flick your finger across her forehead just below her horn>”Ohh! How wonderful!”>she jumps around in a circle while giggling>for a moment, you stop and just look at the happy little mare>she even snorts in an ugly way as she lets out her happiness>”I’m gonna request that again tomorrow!”>her eyes dart down to your fingers, then back up to your eyes>”Take care, Anon!”>she waves a hoof and trots off, still giggling>you chuckle as you watch her go>a few ponies shake their heads and chuckle as they look at you>you pay them no mind>you check your watch and smile>still plenty of time to go
>>43674692>with the morning rays of sun on your back, you make your way out of Ponyville and over the small bridge>the air out here is clean and fresh>Sweet Apple Acres sits in the distance surrounded by bright green trees covered in sparks of red>the sight makes you exhale gently and increase your pace>the road turns from gravel to dirt>the feeling under your foot is exactly that of soft farmland>you chuckle as you walk along the white picket fence>right as you’re about to open the small gate, you hear a most peculiar sound>”HNNNNNNNNGH! NNNNNNH!”>you pause and look to your right>the Cutie Mark Crusader clubhouse shines in the morning sun, imperfections and all>however, the sound comes from just beyond the slow dip in the road past the clubhouse>”WE! CAN! DO! IT!”>you raise your brow>that was Apple Bloom’s voice>you glance towards the farmhouse, then to your watch>there’s plenty of time>you take off from the fence and move towards the sounds of exertion>as you crest the small hill and get a look over it, you see the three fillies>Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle, and Scootaloo are sweating buckets as they push their bodies against a boulder bigger than the three of them combined>Scootaloo’s little wings flutter more rapidly than a hummingbird’s and Sweetie Belle’s horn glows bright blue as her little hooves dig into the soil as she shoves her shoulder against it>Apple Bloom’s hooves are pressed against the boulder so hard her muscles are flexed enough to show the athleticism of the filly>five seconds later, the three fillies collapse onto the ground>they pant and gasp>”W-We’re never going to move it!” Sweetie Belle squeaks>”Rainbow Dash would never give up! We’re definitely going to make it… right, Apple Bloom?”>Scootaloo turns her head to look at her friend>Apple Bloom sits up on her haunches>she wobbles slightly>”Absolutely! There ain’t nothing the Cutie Mark Crusaders can’t do! We’ll have this boulder part of our obstacle course for sure! And then we’ll get our cutie marks in extreme sports, just like you said, Scootaloo!”>the orange filly beams and gets up on her shaky hooves>”Yeah! We’re gonna be the greatest team ever! Ponies are going to come all the way from Manehatten to see our daring stunts!”>”And our spectacular costumes.”>Sweetie Belle, who has also risen, nods at Scootaloo and shakes her mane>the three fillies laugh
>>43674693>you chuckle and move forward“Hey girls!”>they all light up as they see you>Apple Bloom darts over faster than the others>she wraps her small hooves around your shin>”Anon! Ya made it! You gonna help with the Zap Apple harvest again today?”>her bow bobs as she looks up at you>you nod and chuckle“Sure will, Apple Bloom. Wouldn’t want to disappoint your sister now, would I? Anyway, what are you girls doing?”>you look to the boulder, then back to the three fillies>Scootaloo is the one to speak up first>”We’re moving this awesome boulder up to the clubhouse! We’re going to use it as part of our extreme obstacle course so we can get our cutie marks!”>she flares out her little wings and exhales through her nose>she’d look impressive if she wasn’t so small>you reach down and rub the top of Apple Bloom’s head>she giggles as your fingers run through her mane“Seems like you might need some help. How come Big Mac isn’t moving it for you?”>you look between the three fillies>they all groan>Apple Bloom pulls away from your leg>”Applejack says it’s a ‘waste of time’.”>the filly’s impression of her sister almost makes you squee>she even lifts her hoof to adjust her non-existent Stetson>”Yeah, and Big Mac said the Zap Apple harvest takes priority!”>Sweetie Belle looks almost annoyed as she speaks>she kicks her hoof into the dirt and snorts>you look over at the boulder>it’s not THAT big>you rub your chin and consider it>then, you look down at the three fillies>you squat down and smile“Alright. How about this: I’ll move your-“>”YOU WILL, ANON?!”>all three of them explode into smiles and squeaks“Now, hold on, I-“>”It has to go up the path and to the clubhouse!”>Scootaloo is already pointing ahead with her small hoof>”Yes! And we need it on the LEFT side of the tree! That’s really important!”>Sweetie Belle beams up at you>you look down at the three fillies>their eyes are wider than you’ve ever seen”I can’t-“>their eyes grow even wider as you speak>they lean up towards you>their smiles widen>you sigh and nod“Fine.”>”YAAAAAAAAAY!”>they explode in happiness and begin jumping around>their little hooves pad against the ground>you rise slowly and place your hands on your hips>the boulder doesn’t look that big>you smile as the fillies circle you in their happiness>Apple Bloom skids to a halt and gasps>”We’re gonna be late for class!”>Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo gasp loudly>their eyes go wide as they glance between one another>all three of them look up at you and inhale deeply>”THANKYOUSOMUCHANONWE’RESUPERHAPPYBYE!”>before you have a chance to respond, the three fillies dart off in the direction of Ponyville>their little hooves kick up a cloud of dirt behind them>you can’t help but chuckle as you watch them go
>>43674696>once they’re out of sight, you turn your attention back to the boulder>it really isn’t that big>it reaches your hips>you look down at it with a smile>you move over and take a deep breath>you spit in your hands and rub them together“Alright. Just a boulder.”>you squat down and place your palms on the most stable surfaces of it>the rock digs into your hands in an uncomfortable way>you ignore it and take a deep breath>you brace your core and grip the boulder tightly“HNNNNNNNNNNNH!”>you push through your feet and let out a series of noises so guttural it makes Fluttershy’s animal friends sound civilized“PIECEOFSHITFUCK!”>your feet sink into the dirt as you push>the boulder barely moves>you grip the hard rock even more firmly and groan even louder“COME ON!”>your feet shuffle in the soft dirt>a few drops of blood even drip from your palms as the stone digs into your skin“FUCKFUCKFUCK!”>your legs find purchase>you push through with a loud groan>it shifts forward with a groaning sound that echoes in your ears>the feeling of it moving only spurs you on>you yell as you drive your feet into the soft dirt and push your body forward>the boulder shifts and moves with a thud>finally, you collapse>you land face-first in the mud behind the boulder>despite the coolness of it, it feels humiliating>you gasp for air and cough as you lay there while your muscles scream>”Ain’t every day you see something like that.”>the voice cuts in from above>you lift your head and see a pair of green eyes gleaming down at you>”Ya got quite a mouth on ya, Anon.”>Applejack smiles and pushes the brim of her hat up as she leans back against the fence>”Were ya gonna swear like that in front of Apple Bloom?”>she chuckles in that warm, low tone before pushing off the fence and approaching with a grin“I, I wasn’t… Fuck, gimme a sec…”>you place your palm on your forehead and grin>Applejack leans over you and chuckles>”Yer late for your morning work, sugarcube.”>her eyes gleam and her mouth curls>with considerable effort, you sit up and groan>Applejack chuckles at your effort”Sorry for the, phew… the language.”>”Ah’m a big pony, Anon. Ah can handle it.”>she leans down and squints at you>”Ya ever do that ‘n front of Apple Bloom? Yer gonna get bucked all the way to Nurse Redheart.”>your body freezes up as you look into her intense eyes“Y-Yes, ma’am.”>”Good! Now get yer hindquarters up, Anon. We got zap apples to harvest!”>you chuckle through the groan as you stand>your legs wobble harder than you expected>once you’re up, you glance at the boulder>there’s a clear indent in the dirt where it had been before>it can’t have moved much more than a foot>but moved it did>you allow yourself a small smile of victory
>>43674698>”Ya really serious about helping ‘em, huh?”>Applejack’s voice is quieter and carries that gentle warmth>”’s a long way up to the clubhouse.”“Yep, that it is.”>you fall in line beside her as you make your way towards the fields>”Ya know they ain’t gonna get cutie marks fer extreme sports, don’tcha?”“Hey, Scooatloo might.”>Applejack snorts as you round the corner of the fence>”Fair point, Anon, that filly might.”>she glances at the specks of dried blood on your hands, then up into your eyes>”Ya really spoil ‘em, ya know?”>you nod at her and smile“How could I not? They’re adorable. Especially Apple Bloom.”>Applejack shoves her shoulder against your thighs>despite her small frame, there’s enough strength behind it to make you stumble slightly>”You flattermouth, you. That ain’t gonna work on me.”“You’re blushing.”>”Shut yer trap.”>the two of you chuckle as you pass by the regular apple trees and go deeper into the orchard>”Alright, here ya are.”>Applejack picks up a woven basket from a nearby tree and holds it out in her teeth>you take it and nod>”Now, remember, you take the-““Western side and be extra careful when picking the apples because zap apples are much more fragile than regular apples.”>Applejack snorts and rolls her eyes>”Alright, alright. Ya listen, at least. See you back here in a couple of hours.”>she nods and turns as she makes her way to the eastern side of the orchard>you shoot her a wave and move into your side of the orchard>you quickly find the zap apple tree you left at yesterday and get to work>it’s slow and tedious, but at least the weather’s good>each of your movements are slow and methodical>even as you pluck them, you can feel how fragile these apples are>the gentleness with which you put them down is almost paternal>little by little, the basket fills
>>43674702>when the second hour is up, your basket is full and heavy>sweat runs down your head and back>despite the movements being languid, the work is surprisingly tough>a dull, satisfying ache pulses in your arms and legs>you carry the basket back to the meeting point>Applejack’s already there, her own basket loaded onto a small wagon>”Sixteen.”“Four.”>you shoot her a grin>”Four?! Ah’m tellin’ ya, those hands are cheatin’!”>you walk over and put your basket on her wagon>Applejack is all smiles>”Seriously, Anon, this is the best zap apple harvest the Apple family is ever gonna have thanks to you.”>she pulls on the brim of her Stetson and nods>”Ah can’t believe how few apples you ruin when you pluck ‘em.”>she begins walking and the wagon creaks gently“Glad to be of help, Applejack. You ponies definitely got me beat for the regular apples, though.”>“Darn tootin’! Ain’t nothing that can square up to a good buckin’.”>you let out a long, boisterous laugh at her words>she shoots you a confused glance>then her cheeks turn as red as the apples on her hindquarters>”Not THAT kinda buckin’ Anon.”>you wipe the small tears from your eyes and finish chuckling“You sure? You ARE the Element of Honesty, after all.”>”Oh, be quiet, you.”>she shoves her head into your thigh and laughs>your eyes drift to the left and over the fence to the clubhouse in the tree>Applejack glances up at you>”Ya really wanna move that boulder, huh?”“Mhm.”>”Hm.”>Applejack goes quiet for a moment>only the sounds of distant birds and the creak of the wagon rings out as you move towards the farmhouse>”Listen, sugarcube. That display this morning? It was pitiful.”>you stop in your tracks and blink hard>Applejack turns her head and grins>”Element of Honesty, remember?”>you snort and shake your head before catching back up“Fair enough.”>”Yer gonna need to strengthen yer legs, Apple style.”>you raise a brow as you look down at the farm mare“You offering to help?”>”Ah’m offerin’ to get you into shape is all.”>a warmth spreads in your chest>you reach down and pat her head through her hat“Appreciate it, AJ.”>”Ay! Mind the hat!”>she shoves your hand away with her head as she chuckles“So, what happened to it being a ‘waste of time’?”>you put on a southern drawl in a terrible impersonation of her>”How did you-? Oh, that filly.”>Applejack grumbles slightly>”Ah just don’t want to see you hurt yourself, Anon. ‘Specially not with only three days of zap apple season left.”
>>43674706>you glance down at her with a raised brow and a grin“And there’s not a little bit of you that wants to see Apple Bloom’s smile when I get that boulder up to the clubhouse?”>”Nuh-uh.”“Uh-huh.”>”… Maybe just a little.”>the two of you laugh as you pull up to the farmhouse>Applejack stops and turns her head to undo the harness with her teeth“Here, let me-“>she swats your hand away with her hoof>”Ah ain’t no filly, Anon. Ah can do it just fine.”>you chuckle and raise your palms“Alright, jeez.”>”You carry in the baskets, though. Reckon I deserve a rest after pullin’ the wagon.”>you laugh and nod as she unclasps herself and walks up the steps“Yeah, alright. Fair enough.”>you grab the first basket and lift it>your legs burn from the weight>Applejack opens the door for you and lets you enter>you move into the kitchen and put down the basket>a wonderful aroma hangs in the air>on the stove, several pots sizzle quietly>Granny Smith is stirring the contents of one while humming a tune“Hiya, Granny.”>”Ooh! Yer back! How many did ya lose, Anon?”>she turns and smiles with an energy a mare half her age would show“Four.”>”Four?! Gosh darn, this is shapin’ up to be the best harvest in Apple history!”>the green mare actually jumps and taps her hind hooves together>”At this rate, we can even splurge on a new barn!”>”Get yer head out of the clouds, Granny. We don’t need another barn.”>Applejack enters and smiles at the two of you>”Oh, ptooey! There’s always room for another barn!”>she turns her attention back to the pots of zap apples that will soon turn into that delicious, electric jam>you look at the basket you put down>it’s the only one there“Big Mac’s not back yet?”>as if on cue, the door to the kitchen opens as the big, red stallion pulls in a basket by his teeth>he slides it over next to yours and lifts his head>with a proud smile showing all teeth, he looks at Granny>”Seven.”>a wide smile spreads on your face“Nice! That’s really-“>”Well, Anon here got four.”>Granny points at you with her wooden ladle without even turning around>Big Mac’s eyes go wide and his jaw drops>his eyes dart to you, then to your basket>he closes his mouth and turns around>a huff leaves his snout as he exits the room>Applejack hides her chuckle behind a hoof“What did I-?”>”He’s just sour ‘cause you took his spot as the better zap apple harvester.”>Applejack comes over and nudges your side with her hoof“Oh, um. I don’t want to upset him or anything.”>Granny snorts behind you>”That stallion’ll be fine. You keep doin’ what yer doin’, Anon.”>you open your mouth to say something but all you manage is a smile“Gonna go grab the other basket.”
>>43674708>you exit the kitchen and Applejack follows>once the two of you are outside by the wagon, she speaks up>”Come half an hour early tomorrow.”>you pause with your hands on the basket’s handles“Sorry?”>”Come at 8. Meet me at the barn. Ah’ll whip you into shape, alright.”>she nods and grins>you smile back at her>you lift the basket with a smile“Yes ma’am.”>you walk up the steps and past her>her hoof reaches out and stops you>you look back over your shoulder at her>”And, uh, don’t mention it to Apple Bloom, alright?”>despite her determined look, you can see a faint hint of red on her cheeks>you chuckle and nod“Wouldn’t dream of it.”>her green eyes gleam as she looks up at you>she nods her head towards the door>you nod in return and walk with her into the farmhouse>the scent of zap apples cooking hangs in the air like a warm blanket>and four hundred meters from the farmhouse, the boulder sits a foot further ahead the dirt roadFin for now. I'll write more soon, but this turned out to be way more involved than I expected.
>>43674710Really cute so far, I hope the full thing will be on ponepaste when you're done. I need to do a green with the CMC sometime.
>>43674745>I hope the full thing will be on ponepaste when you're doneThank you! It will be on ponepaste: https://ponepaste.org/user/GypsyWritefagI really thought I'd finish it before posting, but I severely underestimated how long this would end up being.
>>43674692>>43674693>>43674696>>43674698>>43674702>>43674706>>43674708>>43674710That's a great read so far, hope you keep writing
>>43674710green anon you god
>>43675507Was the pear thing a meme before the Perfect Pear episode?
>>43675732Good morning
>>43675693Yeah
>>43674692Based writefren
>10
She has a rustic, unparalleled farm musk.
>>43675693Everything in the show after 2013 is a straight rip from fanfics
I think AJ would love Day of the Dead
Hey guys, there's gonna be a special Miss /mlp/ thing were all past winners compete in votes, up to defend the first place?
>>43679471yeah I think my wife's got pretty good odds in that
>>43679385I've thought about that before too. It's totally the type of holiday that would really strike a chord with the Apples. Kinda surprised I haven't seen any fics from Hispanic bronies exploring that angle.
>>43679507>Kinda surprised I haven't seen any fics from Hispanic bronies exploring that angle.might be something to do with her being "American" desu
>>43679523But Hispanics like AJ. I'm pretty sure she's more popular in South America and Asia than she is in America.
>>43679526that's the pointShe's "American", making her a Mootxican just defeats her purpose as a character
>>43679546But obvious self-insert HiE stories were big in the fandom especially in the olden days. It would be totally in line for one of those to have the MC teaching the ponies about Day of the Dead, and Applejack loving it.
>>43679385If I end up in Equestria, I'm definitely telling them about it. I'm sure Pinkie Wouldn't mind having a new type of party to throw.
>>43679385You mean the Mexican one where they throw a party around it with decorations and all that stuff or just the holiday about visiting friends and family who passed away?
apples
>>43679471Ashleigh didn't win, can't be assed
>>43679997Mexanon here, we usually do both. Went to my grandma's house with the family to eat a traditional meal and see the altar of our family members that passed away, then had a bit of a party with other relatives. I think AJ would be fond of both
>>43682355Sounds like a great time, around here (Brazil) we just visit the cemetery, visit the graves of family members and pray
>>43682355>>43682548I wish it was more common here in America, it seems fun. I've only been to one small day of the dead party in a really small town that's close to the border.
>>43674706>>Applejack’s already there, her own basket loaded onto a small wagon>>”Sixteen.”>“Four.”>>you shoot her a grin>>”Four?! Ah’m tellin’ ya, those hands are cheatin’!”my retardation might be showing, but doesn't Applejack have more? how is four proof of cheating hands?
>>43683125I think the number is the amount of apples getting ruined in the process of harvesting them. Applejack had 16 duds, BigMac was the best in the family with 7, and Anon outdid both of them with only 4 botched apples.
>>43674710this is fucking adorable and I look forward to more
>>43683128ah, so my retardation was showing, thanks for clarifyingrereading the green helped me to realize that it was spelled out pretty soon after the bit I'd replied to
>>43683132Took me a minute on the first read too tbf.
>>43683047You know, I've never actually had a Big mac before.
>>43683334How?
>>43683334
>>43683669>>43683336Just never got one, I've always just had a regular cheese burger.I oughta try one next time I stop at one.
>>43674530I like plain "I"a bit of the ol' southern vernacular showing up in AJ's speech is fine, but going full Mark Twain and trying to overdo it is cringe imo. AJ doesn't talk like an old slave, but i've seen plenty of fics write her dialogue like that beforealso, you actually posted a green. holy shit, based writefag. definitely going to read this one sometime
>>43683334Same, never went to a McDonalds at all, but I did go to a Burger King quite a few times
>>43684670Always nice to see we're still making OC. As much as the boards slowed down since its heyday, we're still hanging on.
