Rarity is a groomer preying on an innocent dragon child
When will Chris Hansen finally bust her?
>>43545714How many bits does Twilight need to let me brainswap with Spike when Rarity molests him?
>>43545714He loves her, is true love
>>43545714Does this looks like grooming to you?
>>43545752this is literally rape
>>43545752This is nothing like rape.
>>43545714How many bits does Twilight need to let me brainswap with Rarity when she molests him?
>We don't know the age of consent in Equestria>We don't know the age of consent of dragons>We do not know if the Elements of Harmony receive special treatment for having saved the world on multiple occasions.>We don't know if being good friends with the princesses and rulers of Equestria allows them to place themselves above the law.All we know is that Spike likes it.
>>43545786The writers themselves said in a Panel that it isn't appropiate because Spike is a minor and Rarity is an adult.
>>43545799Meanwhile, the voice actresses...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcNHO_dQB7I
>>43545786Sunset is as much older than Twilight as Twilight is than Apple Bloom by most accounts, yet the first thing she does when around another species is fuck teenage human children. So I think that either ponies have no problem with it or that's just how they roll in Canterlot. Either way, I can't see Twilight having a problem with Rarity making a move on her little brother.
>Nooooo Rarity don't groom me, you are so sexy, haha
Don't be jealous because you didn't had an older girl doing these kind of things to youhttps://derpibooru.org/images/3736020
>>43545714>>43545755TikTok is that way.
He couldn't handle the Raripussy...
THIS WAS FUCKING CREEPY AND IT'S WEIRD AS SHIT THE SHOW TREATED THIS AS NORMAL Yeah I get that Gabby being so tall doesn't mean she's necessarily older, but imo the age range we're working with is Spike being anywhere from 10-13, while Gabby is more like 16-20. I GUESS there's room for it to not be creepy and problematic but holy shit I do not get that impression at all. I feel like Spike is probably 11 and Gabby is like 17. Fucking gross.
>>43546257yet he didn't went to school, he had a job, all of his friends were adults, and never had any feelings for that bird, his only feelings were towards Rarity, which in the 20 year old time skip are totally possible an okayand yes it's normal for someone young to fall in love for someone older, that's why you would find anons simping for milfs
>>43546257How does this affect you personally?
>>43545714Love is love!
>>43546264That's a weird and nothingy resonse tocwhat I said>>43546262I never understood why Spike wasn't a student at Cheerilee's school. The writers treat Spike like he's Twilight's fucking pet half the time
>>43546271Because he didn't need to go to school, hell most of the times he was the one in charge of the CMC and showed to be more mature than them, must be that either dragons partially mature faster (in other ways he was still pretty childish) or that being raised by Celestia, Twilight and Twilight's mom made it so he didn't actually need to go to school.We never even saw him hanging out with little colts, his male friends were also all adults.
>>43546283thought... thinking about it... I'm not sure if I would count Discord as a friend...
>>43545714Spike is younger then Applebloom. Rarity is an adult. Romance cannot work with them.
>>43546298Can and will work because love in Equestria is one of the strongest powers and can defeat even an army of changelings!
Spike deserves better.
>>43546340based
>>43545718Broke: Spike x Rarity /ss/Woke: Spike cucking Rarity
>>43545714It's okay, she's female.
>>43546298Spike hatched when Twilight was a filly. There's no way he's younger than Applebloom.
Does it really matter? His heart choose to love her, she kept her distances but when he acted in such generous way, she wanted to reward him accordingly and knew nothing would make him happier than a kiss from the girl he loves, but she made sure the kiss was in the cheek to not go too far.With the pass of the years and seasons, she stopped seeing him as a fun helper and realized his feelings for her were more than a crush (best gift special) and she even started to get jealous of other girls (dragon dropped).In the end, he made her understand that she was always going to be the most important pony in his life.And twenty years later, they began to date, because Spike ended up becoming everything Rarity wanted in a man, and he also became the kind of dragon he always wanted to be.Sparity is a slowburn, that's the beauty of it.
>>43546976I thought so, too. Watch the episode again.
>>43547165Holy ESL batmanbut I do like salsa dancing so you get a pass
>>43546976>>43547178https://derpibooru.org/images/2055641This scene proves it. Black flank AJ was at the farm with baby Applebloom already being born. As we all know, AJ got her cutie mark after going back home after seeing the sonic rainboom, which inadvertently caused Spike to be hatched.I'm sorry, but he is younger.
>>43547205Well, shit, that wasn't the episode I was thinking of. Maybe I'm the wrong one here. I would have sworn Applecunny was in The Cutie Mark Chronicles
>>43547216Huh. Applebloom wasn't part of the flashback. Makes sense, I guess, since she's Applejack's daughter and she would have been much too young to raise a filly of her own at that age.
>>43547222I guess Big Mac would probably have been too young to raise Apple Bloom as well, despite being Apple Bloom's dad. Clever move on the part of their parents and Granny Smith in getting Apple Bloom to think she's just their sister.
>>43547205>>43547216That's season 9, full of contradictions, I wouldnt pay much attention to it
>>43547389I try not to
>>43547389Still happened, therefore, it is canon to the show. Plus its one of the better episodes from that season.That being said, you can see something similar in The Cutie Mark Chronicles, where Applejack is leaving for Manehatten in the flashback. You can see Granny and Big Mac seeing her off, but not her parents. It makes sense for baby Applebloom to be sleeping in a crib back home, but it makes no sense for Pear Butter and Bright Mac to not be with their daughter at this moment. The most logical explanation to this is that they were already dead, meaning Spike would still be hatched after AB was born.
>>43545714>Rarity gets pregnant>The concept of abortion doesn't exist in Equestria>She cannot bullshit her way out of this saying it was some random stallion, because the baby might be born with purple scales or green spikesShe's fucked
>>43545714Early season writing was heavily flawed.
>>43547447>Still happened, therefore, it is canon to the showfollowing this logic Derpy got stuck in Pinkie's snow globe for a while
>>43547540>>The concept of abortion doesn't exist in Equestriawell yeah because horses can do it by themselves with no external help
>>43547982First of all, that's Cranky Doodle's snow globe. Second of all, what's your argument that she didn't? Let me guess, this didn't happen either.
>>43548001Why would Poison Joke have the same effect on both AJ and Derpy?Why would it even be "humorous" to have Derpy as a tiny fly? Unless...OH GOD NEW CANON DISCOVERED
They make a cute couple! cute!
>>43545714Rarity is just nice to him because Rainbow Dash lied to her and told her Spike is mentally retarded, so she's like this:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEaNInquO0Y
>>43548029>>43547982>They don't know about Side B to MLP's canonRead the manga
>>43548145Not him but I did, the Rarity world was funny.
>>43547982Visual gag vs actual flashback to the past.
>>43548195"flashback to the past" was writers just trying to be le consistent which is extra funyn when you consider their inability to do be consistent with ANYTHING in late seasons(Show's had a "rocky" consistency for a while anyway, I'm pretty sure one flashback in Faust seasons has the Moon with no mare)
>>43548211Still happened, anon. You can't really argue against it. It's as canon as Spike having purple scales.
>>43547564but it also happened in >>43545718 best gift ever
>>43548682That's just Haber respecting the early season lore since he actually watches the show. Should he have retconned their relationship?
>>43545803The VAs love to tease the audience, but the writers are concerned with keeping the canon consistent and answering lore questions.
>>43548760fuck off, josh
Sorry, Rarichuds, your waifu is shit and I hate her, and Spike deserves gryphonpussy, Rarity is NOT generous, she will die alone and she will fucking never be fashionable, you will never have sexity with Rarity.
Okay but imagine (You) end up in Equestria as like your 6yr old self and you get groomed by your waifu
They would never understand it... don't they?
Rarity's groom baby is adorable.
>>43548760stay here, josh
>>43549988She is a cute creatura
>>43548760TRVKE
>>43548760based haberchad
>>43546976Considering dragons can seem to live longer than ponies, him being considered a "baby dragon" could just mean dragons mature faster. Also dragons dont take care of their young it seems and you are left to fend for yourself like a true reptile. Ponies take care of their young and have a time of growth as fillies.
>>43549903>gryphons>generousLmoa
>>43552256You just cherrypicked what I said.Literally.Rarity isn't generous.Spike deserves a gryphon GF who is nuts about him, simple as.
>>43552387>Rarity isn't generous
>>43552246honestly, past season 1, the show barely treats spike as a child at all.
>>43552401DYEWTS?
>>43552405I don't speak redneck, darling.
>>43552429>darling
>>43545714Me on the left
>>43545714Me on the right
>>43546315Thanks for the fun ref
Someone post more dubstepina
>>43553017oh what the fuck this is beautiful man!
>>43553017not bad, drawfag
Social media and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.
>>43553017You made Future Spike look good wtf
>>435539374chan is social media
>>43545714Neat.
>>43554437Rarity finds Spike's huge hat hot
>>43553793Thx, I was thinking of putting a laminate sheet over it and stack it as a gift for a comm. I didnt have certain colors here so I used the good ol Crayola. Truly, your word is appreciated but really I'm happy to hang in /mlp/ when I can.>>43553827Yuuuuuuuur~>>43554019He had potential, no one gave him a proper chance(shot)(.α΄.)
>>43554437You know what they say about dragons with big hats... big horns.
>>43555038Lmao
>>43545714>Spike is literally a child>Also leave Spike alone at home to take care of animals>Also take Spike with you to dangerous places I hate westerners and their moralfagging so fucking much.
>>43545714
I like that Sparity makes zoomoids squick and that Faust keeps drawing it regardless.
>>43555957The writers really missed a golden opportunity by not having Sweetie Belle develop a crush on Spike:>Sweetie would be insanely jealous of her older sister, as if those two needed another reason to fight.>Spike would be totally oblivious to Sweetie's advances, much to her frustration.>Rarity would find the whole thing awkward as hell, but tries to be lady-like about it without hurting either Spike's or her little sister's feelings.
>>43556000I never liked the Sweetie/Spike thing. They just don't seem like each other's type, and Spike thinks the CMC are troublemakers anyway.
>>43556000checkedalso, good ones were probably leading up to it, what with them dancing at the wedding, but the later writers a shit
>>43556000
>>43556001It literally feels like Sweetie belle is a "second option" which makes her feel worth less."Oh I couldnt date Rarity so I should date her sister" is weird and very sad for Sweetie belle.
>>43556217That also, but primarily because I just don't think they fit together.
>>43545714Actually women are subhuman so he is the groomer.
>>43556261Anon great to hear that your gay, hope you feel happier that way.
>>43556295I remember back in the day when Spike cleaned his whole body with his tongue, people made memes with Rarity reacting a similar way, can't find them anymore, it was too long ago.
>>43556280I didnt say they are ugly. I said they are stupid.
>>43545893That's a grownass mare
>>43545808Flash was a human male, it's different
>>43556938Eh, dragons are still bestiality. They're a lesser species
princess celestia has finally addressed this disgusting behavior by deleting rarity's newgrounds account
>>43556968Celestia and Luna are the first ones that touch fillies
>>43545808No, Sunset Shimmer is a pedophile.
>>43545752why is Rarity the size of a filly?
>>43557032twilight accidentally taught sunset the word "ephebophilia" and it ruined her personality forever
>>43555038>"Spike darling don't worry we don't need protection, you are a dragon, i'm an unicorn! Pregnancy is impossible, no one will ever known..."
>>43556000>the writers really missed a golden opportunity by not having Sweetie Belle develop a crush on SpikeHell fucking no they didn't, what would be so golden about it? Another shitty uninteresting Spike episode? And with your given premise the episode would only work as more character assasination to Rarity like happened in Dragon Dropped?>>43556001>>43556217Same, I don't really despise the ship but the way people love to push it as a "anti-sparity" propaganda reducing Sweetie Belle as her replacement really pisses me off.
>The fact that Spike is in love with Rarity isn't a problem.>The fact that she finds it cute and, at times, when he acts heroically, gives him hugs or a kiss on the cheek as a reward isn't a problem either.>But the fact that she used him as a tool to seduce Trender hoof, *after* an episode where she admitted knowing he was in love with her, was a really shitty move.The crush thing would have been perfect for showcasing her "generosity", instead, most of the time she displayed a "greedy" side she shouldn't have had. Itβs a shame, everything went downhill after the second season, there were only a few pleasant moments here and there, like in the *Best Gift Ever* special, but for the most part, it was garbage.And it was never the age or species thing, it was because they writers didn't knew what to do with it after Secret of My Excess.
>>43555989
>>43545718
What would have happened to Spike if Rarity would have found a real stallion?
>>43557410He would have accepted it; he never showed jealousy toward Blueblood or Trenderhoof. All he wanted was for Rarity to be happy, he would have felt sad, of course, but I don't think he ever thought he had a real chance with her.At least that's what I think.But if you wanted a more meme reply:>Twilight gently opens the door to Spike's room...
>>43557420Don't you think he would have turned into a furious, jealous dragon beast and killed all the ponies?
>>43557429Well, throughout the series, everyone treats him quite rudely, the ponies often hit him as a running gag, Twilight didn't invite him to her birthday party, and most of the time, they view him more as a sad, pathetic pet than as a person, or rather, as a dragon. Even so, he takes it all like a champ, he never lets that nonsense turn him into a villain, and he keeps caring about all of them. I don't think so, no matter what happens, he would never "kill all the ponies"... unless he becomes greedy again.
>>43557449I don't think Twilight treats Spike like a pet. It's true, sometimes he gets treated like a little servant, but at other times he's treated like a little kid and he occasionally Spike even displays the behavioral traits of a spoiled kid, like having an early bedtime and such. I've always viewed Twilight as his big sister or adoptive mother. That said, Spike is still a dragon, and there have been episodes where he couldn't control his dragon nature. Perhaps prolonged jealousy could trigger anomalous behaviours, since it's clear that Spike has strong feelings for Rarity.
>>43557494>I don't think Twilight treats Spike like a pet.Maybe, but the world truly forces them into having that kind of relationship.
>>43557514I've never watched eqg and I don't think I ever will. I just love the idea of a magical world of mystical creatures
>>43557420What is that meme you're referencing?
>>43557536Doki Doki Literature Club, basically 3 hours of a mostly normal VN, but then this message appears and when you open the door you find your childhood friend dead after hanging herself.
