Previous NEET shenanigans:>>43183565>What is this general?NEET/Misfit Pone is a thread for ponies who despite their best efforts (or in some cases complete lack thereof) struggle to fit in with the rest of society.>What sort of stories can you expect to find here?• Slice of life stuff.• Lots of odd cute ponies becoming the waifu stories.• Lots of being the cute oddball pony stories.• A few NEET-recovery stories.• A lot of smut, if you're into that.• Lots of ponies to get you started with a variety of personalities and quirks. Don't like one of them? Give another NEET a try!• Much, much more!>Quick rundown on the pre-existing ponies ITT:Floor Bored - The OG OC NEET from the very first threads. Floor comes in all different forms, but she's typically portrayed as a horny and kinda dirty mare most of the time. (https://derpibooru.org/images/2321489)Pardise Skies - Paradise is a pony who started off as a NEET but ends up going to univeristy in a PiE setting. She's very quiet, easily spooked, likes to wear clothes and speaks with a stutter. (https://derpibooru.org/images/2289220)Moon Dancer - Huge bookworm.Taku - Friend of Floor who is *very* into anime. (https://derpibooru.org/images/1722376)Goldie Mops - Goldie is another friend of Floors, only she's into kaiju and big monsters. Speaks with a cute lisp and seems very adorkable. (https://ponerpics.org/images/6192935)Chimney Peep - Floor's sports nerd friend (Pic above, pony with the hat and lazy eye)Home Sick - Probably the least covered NEET. (https://derpibooru.org/images/1727410)Wallflower Blush, of Equestria girls fame but as a pone. (https://derpibooru.org/images/1658572)Cuppa Noodle - Cuppa is a NEET snekpony who likes cup noodles and very tight hugs. (https://derpibooru.org/images/1892447)Cipher the Programmer - The super paranoid overthinking male NEET-pony (https://derpibooru.org/images/2236987)Dot Matrix - A pony who is into retro gaming. (https://derpibooru.org/images/2577975)Anon Mare - Anon Mare is entirely up to your own interpretation. Same premise as Anon Filly but all grown up. The self-insert pony.Writer's Block - A NEET pony whos background is currently unclear. Know anything about her? Let us know ITT (https://twibooru.org/2361613)Starry Sails - A chubby mare who lives in a PiE kind of setting. Friends with Anon. (https://derpibooru.org/images/2657594)Synthwave - A femcolt/trap NEET that enjoys making electronic music. Very laid back, somewhat flat in tone and expression. (https://twibooru.org/search?q=oc%3ASynthwave%2C%2Fmlp%2F)>List of some of the stories with known authors so far:https://ponepaste.org/5398>Archive of unnamed stories and one-shots:https://poneb.in/u/FrankHogs555>Link to OP:https://ponepaste.org/5397
Based Goldie thread
Cringe Goldie thread
Okay Goldie thread
neets are neat
>>43548194>rape
>>43548199that's mean
>>43548194>cuddle
>>43548200He meant the neet would rape anon
>>43548053>>43547992>>43547987I always post Floorb or Dot for the OPs, so I wanted to change things up with this one. But my heart still belongs to Floorb.
>>43548650This shit is so fugly it is not even pony anymore.
>>43548678fuck you bitch anthro is the future if you don't like anthro then you can get out of my thread.
>>43548678I'm sorry you have such poor taste. That pic is one in a small series from a based artfag in a previous thread.
>>43548684>>43548690>they want fugly gremlins with animal ears and stump limbsyou do not belong here
>>43548716>you don't want gremlins with animal earsSir, this is the NEET thread. May I instead suggest something more your speed, like a Rainbow Dash thread?
We are so fucking back.
I tried making an OC. Her name is Ice Vanilla with coffee colors and she has trouble getting up at a normal time, making it harder to make friends. This is just my first draft so suggestions welcome.
>>43549119She very cute anon!
>>43549119I like her
>>43549119If I find the time maybe I can whip up a doodle of her
Bully the neet.
>>43549119She never was able to escape from the teasing...https://youtu.be/xOV6H4NcGEs
>>43549884"Go 'Nilla Go 'Nilla Go!"
>>43549861Only sometimes. Too much bullying is bad.
>>43550323>t. foid
Just a NEET living in the moment
>>43550475poor bird
>>43550479He didn't fly so good
>>43548650I need more Neet tummies
>>43548650neet slampigs unf
>>43550525Dot is the slampig for sure, and that same artist did a great lewd of her but I don't have it handy. Maybe someone will post the Catbox link to it and the Floorb one, too
>>43550475bags under eyes.. EROTICsleepy tired neet pone--EROTIC!
>>43550475rare chimney peep
>>43550475Ha I get it
>>43551820>Dot's shoesPonies wearing little shoes always cracks me up because it makes me think of those cold weather booties people sometimes put on their dogs' paws.
I like how confident Dot always seems to be.
>>43552712She gets it from her mom.
>>43552712>https://youtu.be/wyx6JDQCslE
>>43552712I like how THICC she is
>>43552712she needs it to make up for being ugly
>>43552712What would she have to be unconfident about in the first place?
I just think she's cute.
Zephyr would be a good neet if he was a marehttps://derpibooru.org/images/3901698
>>43552712>>43553276AWOOOOOOOGA SEX WITH DOT MATRIX UNF UNF UNF PLAP PLAP PLAP!!!
>>43548678I love Floorb, but yeah, that face is grim.
>>43554219>I love Floorb, but yeah, that face is grim.Shut up you don't love her if you don't like that face.
>>43554219Floorb has a few personality variations ranging from incapable loser neet to abject degen pervert, and the face in that pic is clearly the latter. The lewd follow up pic is even better.
Nigger jannies, that was NOT NSFWThose pics have been posted on this board multiple times.But whatever, keep being a dumb faggot.
>>43555020
Guess I gotta do links, if these pics are too scary for the jannies...https://cdn.twibooru.org/img/view/2024/1/19/3142501.pnghttps://cdn.twibooru.org/img/view/2024/1/19/3142502.png
>>43555169>That gets deleted>But barbiefags get to post naked girls and nothing happens for weeksKys janny
>>43555020>>43555169Yeah, I've definitely seen those pics unspoilered in threads before. Must be a slow day in the janny cubefarm.
Floorb doesn't like walking her hamper to the washing machines... Lucky for (You), it's quite the spectacle when the only thing she has left is cosplays.
>>43555169I drew those and can confirm there is no sweet sweet mare bits in them, just really sloppy cross hatching.
>>43556255Nawa, please be a gigabro and do a lewd of this that doesn't have the crotch tits. Please and thank you.>>43556768>two social rejects staring at each other
I want to cuddle with Floorb while we watch horror movies
>>43556911>movies, anon?>I want to play The Ring: Terror's Realm>oh god, no! Kill me instead!
I want to cuddle with Dot, while we play indie horror games with PS1-inspired graphics.
>>43557337>you found a spooky PS1 game we can play, anon?>sort of. It's PS1 inspired and *you* are going to play while I watch.>ok, I guess. What's it called?>Powerdrill Massacre
>>43557550>Powerdrill Massacrefuck yeah, love that shit, brotha
>>43557550>Powerdrill Massacrefuck no, hate that shit, faggota
>>43555485The jannies are barbiefags themselves. You get warned and banned from all boards for pointing out that obvious barbie slide threads are slide threads now.
>>43557579If you're going to be a contrarian dickhead, the least you could do is wait until the thread hits page 8 or 9 before posting to help keep it bumped.
>>43558343no
Why is she looking at me like that?
>>43558927>
After almost two years I’ve finally remade Doomy’s reference sheet it was long overdue
>>43559048would
>>43559048>fujoshiEw. I hate how fetishizing lesbians is wrong, but fetishizing gay men is somehow okay.
>>43556255Oh, I would do all kinds of things to those crotchtits. I’m a fucking freak.
>>43559048would be cuter is she was blue
>>43556107I know it was you who made this.
>>43559048Your OC is ass
>>43558927Because you thought a deadbolt was enough separate you from her, and she just corrected you.
>>43559323>Poxyboxy
>>43553995where does it say NEETs can only be mares
>>43560042It is written, only NEETS can be mares
>>43560042There are a few.
>>43553275This makes me realize that a key aspect of NEET romance within this thread thrives on the idea that NEETmares are undesirable to other, and thus Anon liking them is a unique element in their lives.But I posit the idea that there would be just as many ponies, both stallions and mares, that would fetishize, desire, or otherwise wish to help NEET females as there are humans.Frankly NEETmares being so undesirable kind of only works in RGR, since, just like how NEET guys are pretty much undesirable to everyone, NEET stallion in non-RGR would be the ones desperate for affection and acceptance.Believe me, I know a lot of loser, unemployed, worthless women who nevertheless have boyfriends taking care of them, but I know only one guy personally who is an unemployed loser who still has a girlfriend.Said guy is unbelievably lucky- woman works minimum wage at a meat department of a grocery store, pregnant with their second kid, and he sits at home all day playing vidya.It's a mystery to everyone.
>>43560215The beautiful thing about an escapist fantasy Anon, is that it can be whatever you want. Have it your way, I'll have it my way.
>>43559048Now she has a misfit older sister, her name is Ash Tree or just Ash. Was originally gonna take a crack at redesigning your oc and see what happens, but just got a whole new pony instead.
>>43560608loser older sisterdamn
>>43560305>Have it your waythis nigga Burger King
>>43560608Oh she’s so cute I need to draw them together tell me more about her
>>43560608Too many edgy NEETs. Classic Nerd NEETs is where it's at.We need a NEETmare who's super into magician style magic- like a shut-in failure of Trixie without the ego.>"... Isth thith your card, Anon?!""No... That's a Uno card. Why's that even in the deck?">"Oh... I have no idea. Um, let me try again!""You've already tried six times..."
>>43560608>actual artist redesigns shit oc for fun>immediately improvedkek. being Doomy is suffering. it makes me happy knowing IRL the brown turd she's designed after is just as much of a miserable failure and will NEVER BE A PONY
>>43560687>"You did it again Ash...You pushed away the one Anon who actually gave a damn about you."Channeled a lot of James from smiling friends while drawing her. Doomer pone that likes classic horror and Pony Tarantino movies. Chronic depression and lashes out at others, but really just wants a bf to take care of her and tell her she matters. Human feet fetishist for some reason.
>>43561682i feel like doomy would argue with her about her smoking and how its bad for her but she puts up with it anyways another scenario i imagine is Ash trying to get doomy to wear some makeup for stallions but doomy would retort with how she doesn't even like stallions lolthank you for making ash
>>43560608This is literally me, except I’m a “loser older brother”. My brother just turned 18 recently and is already doing better than me. I wouldn’t say I’m jealous or anything, but I do feel like I’m trapped in my position because I haven’t found any jobs that will actually hire me. It’s hard to be a desirable employee when you’ve only had two jobs since you turned 18 and both of them didn’t last long.
>>43562445Keeping the neets clean must be a full time job.
>>43561369Is there any more to this character beside being the ponified version of some old meme?
>>43563588Well she likes invader zim, the game colt, and she stinks good.
>>43563588She got the high score in Berzerk at the local arcade
>>43563595>>43563601These are all positive characteristics. I also like the laziness of that image where the Gir picture is both out of perspective and has an off white background nobody bothered to delete.
>>43556255Ill think about it.
>>43564065meant for >>43556888
>>43564065>>43564066Praise be!
Just a little late to the trend buthttps://files.catbox.moe/uky6qc.webm
>>43565111Cute. The webm reminds me of that Sardine Extreme car you could drive in Cruisin World.
>>43565111You do good work Scraggleman.
>>43565111You do terrible work Scraggleman
>>43565711How rude
>>43565111That's a hell of a cute neet. I want to brush her mane!
>>43565111I wish Misfire got more love. There's something about NEETmares and roadtrips that just go together. I can just imagine drifting off to sleep with her driving down some desolate interstate, listening to some obscure internet radio. Counting those tall street-lights, exploring her musical tastes, and her expert handling. It makes me feel so safe, so comfortable.Thanks for the inspiration, Scraggle.
>roommate when asked about her half of the rent
>>43566630I love real socks on ponies
>>43566758The hoodie + panties combo is what activates my almonds. Probably why I like Floorb so much
>>43567171Man of culture. I thought about the exact same thing when I saw that picture. Also, I have that body pillow, but the NSFW version. I did some pretty kinky shit to her this morning.
>>43567748I actually preferred the non lewd one more, so that's what I got.And it looks like the artist closed her KoFi shop, too. Hope she's just taking a break, because nobody else was making Floorb dakis.
>>43567748>>43568222Tch.. amateurs...I got both!
>>43568222That’s what’s going on? Shame. I saw a Floorb sticker/charm that I really want, but now I guess I can’t buy it.
>>43568805I actually thought about buying the SFW version, but I don’t feel like spending another $100 on one. Plus, it’d be hard to evenly spend time with them. Though it would be kinda nice to have two Floorbs like I’m having a ménage à trois.
>>43568873I think so. All of the dakis and other stuff disappeared from the artist's Kofi page without an explanation, so I can't think of any other reason than the artist is taking a break or just closing up shop.
>>43569219Mountain Dew or Monster?
>>43570003Both are awful, but I'd sooner drink Monster than Mt. Dew. At least you get energy and other stuff from Monster.
>>43570416but what about dot?
>>43571105I'd drink her
I sketched a more Nerdy Mimosa
>>43571105Given her affinity for retro consoles, I'd guess something like Surge, since she's not old enough for Jolt.And I've seen a handful pics of Floorb drinking Monster for whatever reason.
>>43573417I guess she does have some of the visual elements of a NEET, doesn't she? Maybe that's how she ends up in an alternate timeline
>>43577157This was her before she discovered drinking and got a job
>>43576151i want to forcefully give neet mares a bath/showerthen reward them with a good vigorous fucking
>>43549351>>43568759Apparently the full image that this Dot is from that I drew is not allowed here anymore, despite having nothing explicit in it. Got a good finger wagging about it.
>>43580400*sweep**sweep*
>>43580400Yeah, jannies are retarded.But you can do links for things that are too scary for the jannies.
>>43580400>>43453949 (BARBIE WARNING)And yet this has been up for two months. How strange.
>>43580400I guess it's no fun allowed in the NEET thread. Post it again, just via a catbox link. It's good art.
>>43580582>>43582021Yeah, I usually do that with the actual lewd pics, but if pictures with no lewd bits in them are getting deleted than that really sucks, especially since the picture(see link) is basically just a direct ponification of a meme that gets posted all over other blue boards. Guess we rolled a rotten one.https://files.catbox.moe/5jv2pt.jpg
neets in stuffy sweaters my beloved...
What if someone made a game with the neets in it, and it takes place in a spooky castle, and its Halloween themed. That would be pretty neet.
>>43593615You're onto something anon...
>>43593615Amazonian NEETs
>>43558927She has never kissed anyone before, but she is expecting tongue.She's been reading "those" magazines again.
>>43591417AWOOOOOOGA SEX WITH THIS NEET MARE UNF UNF UNF PLAP PLAP PLAP!!!
need needy neets
>>43582624Don't stop drawing OC, though. I love seeing new stuff from you, even if it's on catbox.
>>43595668>ahhh, nobody loves me, I crave romance!>..have you tried just approaching someone and asking them out?>why would I do that??
>>43590731For me, this is the appropriate pone size
>>43606063Those panties...
>>43606319What's it say, though?>Spunky>Chunky>Funky>Stinky
>>43607078Kinky
>>43607078They say "STINKY" obviouslyPerfect for an unwashed NEET
>>43607808>>43607881Stinky on the streetsKinky in the sheets but probably also still stinky
>>43608548The stink is a requirement
Bully the neets.Bully them hard
>>43608913
>>43601141I think she'd actually just shutdown if she tried saying more than 5 words to someone she fancied
>>43611456Even the tiniest amount of interest would be enough for most guys to take the lead.>>43608697A little, yeah.
>>43608948Bully them.
https://voca.ro/1bLMYEuNraZR
>>43612369>Even the tiniest amount of interest would be enough for most guys to take the lead.Imagine, if you will, you're hanging out somewhere and suddenly a bespectacled mare walks up to you. She's already shaking and sweating bullets. When she speaks to you she gets two intelligible words out before her speech becomes a series of progressively quieter mutters and squeaks. She now looks like she'll collapse any moment and is looking you straight in the eyes with pupils dilated to pin points. Do youA) start hitting on herB) call her an ambulance
Look at her go!
>>43616849cute
>>43613613Yeah, but while the Stacies spend all their time thinking about fashion and their social pecking order, NEET mares spend all their time thinking about sex.
>>43614678Poor mare just can't keep the spaghetti in her pockets...I'm sure she'll do better next time. Probably.>>43616849Adorable work as always, anon. Taku sure can shmoove!
I could listen to her yap all day
>>43613613I want Chadnonymous to ignore the Stacy mares and start a conversation with the lispy NEET mare obsessed with kaijus
>>43614678Easy, I hit on her during the ambulance ride after I lie to the EMT and say I'm her brother.
I used to literally be this NEET pony but in real life and male. It was awful ponybros, and I think it's bad to use up other people's stuff without adding in stuff on your own.
>>43621147I'd happily oblige and wouldn't even find it weird or ask questions when they begin furiously sniffing my clothes in front of me.
So that's where it went.
>>43622705>filenameisn't that first part fucking the premise of my gym partner's a monkey?where's the giraffe equivalent? is she that chick that's getting cucked behind the door?
>>43622705>Dot's pantsuVHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>43623409What part of anon's name made some bureaucrat mistakenly classify him to go to a pony school?
>>43625104Well his middlename is Ponyfucker
>needing a bully to save (You) from page 10
>>43627094MAY THE STENCH OF A THOUSAND NEETMARE PANTSU PERMEATE YOUR NOSTRILS
>>43623409>>43625104>isn't that first part fucking the premise of my gym partner's a monkey?My original intent was to emulate the ecchi manga trope of a male student getting sent to an all girls school, but I guess in practice its more similar to the former lol.
Neet mares are good mares
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSrLnEBgr7I
Floor Bored won't let you pet her unless your hands look like this
>>43629184Her back is orange from all the Cheeto dust.
>>43629184Why does she collect the dust?
>>43629633Cheetos can only be imported from Earth so she collects the dust to try and make her own and save her neetbux for more videogames
>>43627254>Anon got sent to pony school>specifically an all girl schoolthat's kind of embarrassing nglmaybe oogling pony butts in class will make (You) feel better tholooks like one of them is so busy looking at porn that she won't even notice if you stare
no
>>43629184I think that'd just make her lick your fingers... or suck on them...
One of the NEETpones gets a genie's lamp.What do they wish for and how badly does it go?
>realizing this is a thread for pony ocs who are neets and not anons who are neets and like ponies
>>43634574>NEET / Misfit Pone GeneralYou retard
>>43634593darn i was hoping this would be like one of the depressing wizchan threads but pony themed
>>43634634>be literal wizard>get told 'go back to 4chad'Fuck them
>>43637446idk i find it kinda reassuring to visit there every once in a while, saw some ponies too
>>43634634No, these threads are pretty comfy. We do get the occasional schizo in here, and those are probably the only posters I'd assume were actual NEETs themselves.
Why does this board still exist?
>>43638819Because NEETs
>>43621147>>43622705I know this is referencing something, but I don't know what.
>>43639170ill never tell!
>>43639673You might as well, we're all degens here.
