Ain't nothing like having Happy Hour with the boys!
>>43551631I saw you fuck up the title.....
>>43551638I was seldom taught to proofread. Also Caramel keeps buying me drinks and clearing out my bank account because I have a bad pokerface.
I want to bury my face in Apple Split's ass and sniff, lick, and suck on his ponut like a lolipop for hours on end (2/3rds of the time is sniffing it).
>>43551631OP reminds me of Machinima's Happy Hour vids, though honestly the only series that I can remember falling under that branding was Battlefield Friends. Maybe the ImmortalHD seasons of Sanity Not Included did as well but my memory fails me.
>>43551631Happy with the continuity!
>>43551729>Assault would be a Zebra because he's black>Engineer would be Unicorn because mechanics use magic to get into tight spaces for repairs, also uses the RPG-7 as a Stinger using telekinesis to guide the missile>Support would be an Earth pony because he's a bit thick in more ways than one, also jeep stuff is good to plow crops with>Recon would be a pegasus because he'd provide overwatch in more ways than one (RIP Thick44)I miss BFFs.
Reminder that King Sombra doesn't have sideburns, it's just part of his crown.
>>43551631I hope they have a hot, gay orgy after the game!
>>43551631who's the designated driver? seems like none of them are in good condition
>>43552158Who's getting sandwiched on the anal train?
>>43552245Big Mac --> Soarin' --> Caramel --> BraeburnArrows indicate penetration.
>>43551843Incorrect
>>43552415Imagine brushing him.
>>43551732I wish I had a little colt brother like Rumble because my actual little brother turned out to be a piece of shit.
>>43551631It looks like Braeburn just went balls deep on a horse dildo.
remember when this general was called homo horse hangout?
>>43551672>being a scatfag
>>43553010Not into scat, nosiree. I just have a butthole fetish.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NelElNx29o
>>43552158>>43552255Imagine the mess…They’d have to clean all the cum somehow haha
>>43553259Great, now I'm hungry.
God I miss the glory days of gay horse with all the artists like brae producing good shit and writefags giving us good horsewords. And the /ccg and /hhh/
>>43553259>They’d have to clean all the cum somehow hahaOh no how awful. They might need to ask for some clean up help.Or even worse; cleaning all that cum might make them cum some more!
>>43553012Basedand unf
>BRAEBURN'S ON A VACATION FAR AWAY>COME AROUND AND TALK IT OVER
Stallions
>>43554242Lotasnilt
>10/10
TONIGHT
How I would love to be that balloon...
>>43556240Who's this?
>>43556751His name is ArinosHe's a Tamers character
>>43556237>>43556240>>43556751The thicc gay clown that gave me a balloon fetish...
>Spooky Month not going head-to-head with DWSrPelo fears Tamers12345.
The lack of Flim posting here disgusts me... he's objectively the sexiest stallion in all of Equestria.
>>43557005fuck wrong thread
>>43557028Sell me on Flim, since he's the stallion for it and all.
shit, i really would hate to get dommed by him
>>43557143I miss the pixie cut, the Luna Eclipsed redesign still makes me annoyed to this day.
>>43557095For one, he's part of a set and twin dynamics are always very attractive, he's very much like the male equivalent of Trixie with his sly yet almost bratty and bombastic nature. His slender form is both athletic and just feminine enough that it enhances his masculine allure. The only pony he's subservient to is his own brother and some of their best moments are when the two turn on each other in a race to prove themselves the superior brother, yet they always coming running back to each others arms. They exist outside the entrapments of regular pony society making him a lovable misfit. So all in all, what draws me to him most is his façade of being intelligent and impervious to insult, which hides his softer more sensitive nature, likely toughened up by years on the road.
>he's very much like the male equivalent of TrixieMan if somepony said this about me I don't think I'd be able to recover
>>43557177>doesn't like TrixieOpinion discarded, nonny, she is best mare.
>>43557187Male trixie though...
>>43557848 every trixie is best trixie, doesn't matter if it's a stalion or a mare.
>>43551631I AM NOT GAY
>>43558102Neither am I, stallions are better husbands. Gays in real life are unfaithful, spread STDs without disclosing it to sexual partners, and by default will care more about stupid bullshit they want to shoehorn into your personal life and worldview rather than having respect for your beliefs and loving you for the person you are. I just like stallions a lot.
>>43558102Sure you are.You just don't know it yet... ;3
>>43557048Thunderbutt!
So who are you guys taking on a date today?
>>43559386this day is irrelevant to me as i only have a husband
>>43552418
>>43557157Rare to see Flim and Flam fans here, I appreciate your input just for that.
>>43560635Thanks anon! I should be making some art of them soon to help share the Flim Flam love, they've been among my favorites pretty much since I got into MLP, I'm always searching for more content around them.
I wish bro would just cum straight down my throat
>>43560908Shitty Flim sketch to get me back into drawing stallions, will need to sketch the others soon but only this stallion holds my heart.
>>43560998Imagine him doing stuff to you
>>43562054Imagine the crazy wild kinks he could make reality with you.
>>43562054>>43562064I very much like the idea of this image, where there's a part of his "horny" that is completely outside the scope of anything anyone would consider arousing, but because it's him, it is, and it VERY much is
>>43562064Unf
>>43562170it's like hellraiser but with wackyness instead of pain. you summon him via the Lemao Configuration
>>43561503Cute!
Recreational cuddling with Butterscotch
>>43563140Why is he so perfect?
>>43564129And then they fucked.
For me it's Jeff Hardy.
>>43564129"CUTTE"???
>>43563140butterscotch very cutte
>>43561503what about flam? is his mustache too dumb? i think so
>>43564944You've got me... it's the mustache, he's still fun but Flim takes the cake for me. I enjoy Flam alongside Flim, but Flim I can enjoy independently too.
>>43564944I enjoy Scott McNeil as a voice actor too much to not have Flam as my favorite of the brothers.
hello anons II urgently need to borrow $800 or more dollars picrel
>>43565557$2800 actually sorry it's for medical reasons you understand picrel
>>43565557>>43565655>Wake up>Walk into living room>See this on the couch>Think "When did I get a Sombra plushie?">It moves and says hello>oshit.webp>it's not a plushie>It's actually SombraWhat do?
>>43565557>>43565655I have a mighty need!
>>43565793He's a mega powerful supernatural being I think you do whatever the hell he says, which will be hot if scary.
What if you aren't a subby little bottom? What will he do then?
>>43565849Straight kissing and cuddles on the couch.
>>43565849He'll turn you into one before the night is through
>>43565557Oughhhh he's so handsome.
>>43565793>Why do you have a massive boner human?
>>43551631I know how to play!I just have no poker face when I'm drunk.The question is: am I trying to lose or am I trying to win?The better question: do I even know myself? Don't worry about it; it's fun all the same! Just check your pride at the door, that's always such a buzzkill. Try not to worry about it, we'll figure it out in the morning. Enjoy this moment. You might not get another like it. It might not last, but we both know the regret will be there even beyond the grave.Such is the double-edged sword of life. You have to try for moments to savor, yet regrets come so very easily. So don't let this slip!
whys he so hot bros? why do I want him
>>43566370He's just a good bro, he's the kind of guy you'd like to play couch co-op games and drink with in-between the hardcore sex and cuddling sessions.
>>43566370You know his tongue tastes like fresh spearmint. He smells like fresh snow, a stoked fireplace, and mint chocolate.All you can think about is an isolated cabin in a snowstorm. You and him. Alone, and with all the time in the world.He's quiet. He won't tell a soul. And you want him so bad. No consequences. No repercussions. You're just trying to kill the time. Right?No need to question. You're saved soon enough. Maybe you'll forget soon enough. Or, maybe you don't want to.Desperation or desire? You want him because you can play it off either way. No risk. It lets you accept things you really don't want to acknowledge.
I wish that there were wrestling references in MLP. But from what I know, there are none.But screw that shit, THE GREAT MUTA ARRIVES FROM TARTARUS TO KICK YOUR FUCKING ASS AND MAKE YOU BLEED!
>>43566370I remember when he was hot shit around stallion circles and then just disappeared. I wish the show did more with him and other males. Hopefully G6 does something with male ponies, but I doubt it.
I just want to cuddle with a stallion and have him support me, maybe cook for me, no sex or anything.
>>43568307Humans truly are cursed...Everypony just wants hugs and affection, kind of a shame normiefag society shuns physical hugging and affection so much between friends.
>>43568481Yeah...
what would you do?
>>43569743I know and talk to this horse so probably boop him and ask something stupid like гдe пoни?
>>43562601I went and looked up what you meant by this and that's actually some very clever wordplay, applause to you
>>43569743staring contest GO!
>>43562601>The LMAO ConfigurationIt looks like a Rubik's cube, but with random symbols on every face, that change when you aren't looking at them.Don't peel off the stickers and put them in order. It never ends well.
reposting this fruity little faggot
https://youtu.be/3tJ7LGGpoZU?t=2
>>43570644Zesty
we've finally announced our new dates and theme so I can finally post thislook at the makeover that our boy has gotten
>>43575255which con and woah mama, I'd let him plunder my booty if you know what I meanset sails on uncharted watersX marks the spot, if you catch my drift (it's my bunghole)
>>43575329sunshine ponycon, doin a rodeo theme for 2027
>rodeo theme>I interpreted as sailor with the hat and the thing on his side as a sword/dagger sheath>I am an idiothe can uh wrangle me any day of the weekI'll open my gate to let him throughfuckindress up as one of those rodeo clowns so we can do some kinky shit orlook I don't know what you do at those things manall I know is I want him
>>43575433I think he's our rodeo clown but got dang i sure aint laughing
>>43575447sure am grinnin thoalso you gotta get a favicon for the site, it's just the default blank page right now
Stallions?!
>>43578494straight stallions
>>43578679based
>>43578679cute
I promised this shit like, two months ago on the last threadhere is that delivery (I'm still a faggot)
>>43581768link the nsfw version you faggot
>>43581768>>43582476https://u.pone.rs/ykugxaxr.pnghttps://u.pone.rs/nlbxuvny.png
>>43581768I always love me some crossdressing Shiny.
Put the kids to bed, it's Real Stallion Hours.
https://ponepaste.org/12189
I want to butt fuck butterscotch
I want to butt scotch butterfuck
>>43581768thanks nonny, faith in pony-anity restored
>>43590142SEXO WITH MAIL STALLIONS
>>43585459rare miss from this artist, neither of those two would be yuge hunky big mac-tier stallionsblitz would be a stallionlet with a neighpoleon complex, and butterscotch would be tall but a lanky son of a bitch like her neet brother
>>43590678that artist turns everypony into a yuge hunky big mac-tier stallion
>>43592759based and jockpilledwe going to lunkquestria
>>43590142What a cute elegant mail stallion
>>43593179eeyup
>>43585459Absolute cinema. I just love how you write the relationship between these two it's so cute!
>>43600681Stallions?
>>43601776Indeed, but at what cost...
Seems like Soarin enjoys the gift I gave him!
>Oi m8, u know where da nearest chippy is?
>>43607902cute
>>43605139You gave him panties with "Cutie Pie" written mirrored on it?
>>43611679yes
Wash your dirty stallions.
>>43613543NOOOOOOO!!!WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!?!?
>>43613543Angel losing his wings...
No dying
Shalom.
>>43616787He's coming for your foreskin
>>43616832Is there such a thing as stallion foreskin?
>>43616835Yes, actually. They're one of the few animals that actually have it.
>>43616787oy vey
https://twibooru.org/3875105
>>43551631Is there a gay fic general? I wanna read about stallions awkwardly getting cuddly.
>>43621021I want to read about girly gay horses, softcore. Bonus if rgre universe. Even more bonus for conflicted nervousness about feelings.
>>43621021Sir this is the straight stallion thread. Stallions kissing mares.
>>43622308Where is the flamboyant stallion coming onto a closeted anon?
>>43622308>stallion thread>n-no homoHah, least believable lie I've heard all week.
>>43605139Soarin butt unf!
Stallions who did nothing wrong
>>43620137>come on big mac, time for your daily ball polishing>now lift that leg up, I promised yesterday I'd get your sheath too
>>43626508Nice fella
>>43551732cute
I like stallion ass
>>43631758Are you a woman?
>>43631894There are no women on the internet
post dilfs
construction stallions make the world go round
>>43634091Pretty prince
>>43637761who is this?
>>43638766A stallion
colt cock
Who is the best background stallion?
>>43640286All of them!
>>43640286Imagine Apple Cinnamon's smell.
>>43640286The bolo tie implies he should be wearing clothes, but that's all he's wearing...
>>43641350pretty hot
I want to burst inside sunburst
rumpa bumpa
>>43551672This character is also unironically called in some of the media "Apple Bottoms"
is it safe?
>>43644021You're never safe from a stallions shaft.
>>43644021Looks like it.
>>43556130sexy ass jay dyer stallion
I'm surprised that The Four Horsemen haven't been stallionified yet.
Don't die on me stallion thread!
>>43646542Sorry chuds, Sombra is only into straight men.
>>43646554>be straight stallion>sombra fucks you>"Oops, you're gay now, have fun with that...">he leaves
>>43645447Cute fags.
>>43646542sleep tight sombra
>>43645447Butt buddies
>>43575255so this was me accidentally leaking a design before it was timebut its official now le oops
>tfw we never got a canon stallion couple even at the height of DEI firms handing out blank checks to push Marxist propaganda unto the masses
>>43648800Which stallions best exemplify Marxist propaganda?
>>43648108night glider looking a bit different than usual
Stallions in bunny suits!
>>43648903Dead ones.
>>43650411Hot
>>43648800What about these fags?
>>43651213Cuties
>>43653249funny stallion costume he has for halloween
>>43650411unf
Do you think smaller stallions instinctively submit to larger stallions?
>>43655388Sissycorn gets intimidated by mudCHAD
>>43655388now give him a fat dick
You wanna do WHAT with stallions?
>>43656380I want to cuddle them and smell the hints of their BO like a wine snob.
Thoughts and opinions?
>>43657138what the hay is his cutie mark?
>>43657505supercharged d8 dice it seems
Who is the fruitiest stallion?
>>43656380Read this in his voice kek.
>>43658903Sunburst.
>>43658903Probably one of the Apple family members
>>43660064Citrus ass
>>43553012boy howdy just wait until I tell you what comes out of those
>>43661510my cum after I'm done?
On a serious note, you don't actually want to exchange bodily fluids with stallions, right?
No, I do.
>>43659342FiM voice or Tamers12345 voice?
>>43663390Nta, but fim
Stallion anus
>>43664556Ew, that's where poop comes from.
>>43664786Not while I'm using it.
stallions in saddles
>>43666147Lewd
This situation looks pretty weird
>>43668072I like the way Cheese's hair curls around the horn, very cute
Need a stallion version of this...God I'd sniff a stallion's balls in this position and give them a smooch, stallion panty bulges are the best
Braeburn's balls.
>>43670084No that's just where he stores his apples for lunch.
>>43670084yes
>>43670172big balls
>>43670082Imagine giving Soarin' a good sniff as he takes off his suit after a long day.
>>43670950>
I want to cuddle with big mac and push my face into his neck while he sleeps and huff really really hard
>>43672564Get in line buddy.
>>43671329I want to snuggle him
>>43657505The Leviathan from Hellraiser?
>>43672194>watch rush again>get to scene where he kisses lord hesketh>giwtwm>hesketh is kill, hunt gets drunk and yells at his foid wife>"i can fix him"
This would have saved g5
>>43674973Hitch would sub
>>43674973True
