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Twist is actually a virus that infects you to grow more twists. Here we have a victim of coco pommel being sad her holes were replaced with Twist and her ears too. Twist will replace us all.
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I'm vaccinated tho
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>>43552198
and you eat ze bugs tho
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>>43552169
Soon enough the entire board will be taken over by Twist posting, this is a good future.
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>>43552206
maybe then there will be some good clop of her.
but for now I just have to wait.
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>>43552214
Need to finish a piece in drawthread first, but then I might try and do some clop of her just for you nonny.
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>>43552169
i want Twist to grow in place of my dick so i can make her cum by rubbing my prostate and watch her vomit my sperm
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>>43552169
haha what if she grew and replaced my eyes so I could only see twist and twist only
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>>43552392
Why can't you be straight, at least?
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>>43552586
>he doesn't use his body to its full extent
it's like not using one of your arms because someone said that it's bad and taboo
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>>43552726
>>he doesn't use his body to its full extent
Poo hole isn't designed for insertion, sphincters aren't supposed to get loose and extended, and there are no eggs in poop. Arms are designed for swinging, gripping, rotating, etc, and both arms must be used for normal symmetrical development. I don't get your analogy.
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>>43552765
i have an easily accessible prostate that can provide big pleasure without any side effects so i'm using it. it has nothing to do with my sexuality and your superstitions are just as silly as your lack of imagination and curiosity
oh and btw: the prostate orgasm is SOOO much better than just rubbing your dick but you will probably never experience that. "enjoy" 10% of what your body is capable of
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>>43552881
you are an interesting variety of shill, must be an awoofag. I have three counterpoints:
1) it's extremely unsanitary, requires immense effort to make it sanitary
2) it does cause health problems, like hemorrhoids. if you get hemorrhoids once, you will have them for the rest of your life.
3) you can have just as much pleasure without it
I had a phase, I bought toys, did the stuff, had the big cum. It was already iffy at the time because it was so fucking disgusting, and I quit after I started getting hemorrhoids, they still still cause pain for me sometimes. And then to add insult to literal injury, in the end I have better, more fulfilling sex with nothing but a pillow and my imagination!
To be honest, I'm all for people exploring their bodies but don't go saying lies like that, it makes the shilling too obvious.
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>>43553013
>retard hurts himself with fisting toys so all anal is the devil
many such cases
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>>43552169
Twist AU
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left twist is wearing a hat
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>>43552881
>it has nothing to do with my sexuality
Wrong, once you willingly inserted things in your anus to gain pleasure you're a faggot forever. I'm not going to risk fecal incontinence for the sake of useless short-term hormone surge.
>"enjoy" 10% of what your body is capable of
I won't. Worshipping my waifu doesn't require me using low hedonistic pleasures.
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>>43552169
>Twist is actually a virus
What a twist.
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>>43554096
waifufaggotry is inherently hedonistic.
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>>43553013
>1) it's extremely unsanitary, requires immense effort to make it sanitary
it's a bit unsanitary and requires some effort but not that much. just use high grade toys and don't be a slob
>2) it does cause health problems, like hemorrhoids
there's a bunch of possible causes for hemorrhoids but poking your prostate is not one of them. maybe stop inserting fist-shaped dildos and causing ruptures and other stresses on the body?
>if you get hemorrhoids once, you will have them for the rest of your life.
they're perfectly treatable
>3) you can have just as much pleasure without it
objectively false. prostate has nerves that stimulate a larger pelvic region, including the penis itself
>in the end I have better, more fulfilling sex with nothing but a pillow and my imagination!
that's fucking sad, ngl
also this >>43553026

>>43554096
cut off your dick because touching one is very very gay, no matter how you look at it
also
>ape who thinks he's transcended above his natural impulses
your waifu not only isn't real but she's a bastardized version of the original character, forcefully squeezed into mold that fits your carnal desires
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>>43554663
>cut off your dick because touching one is very very gay
No, that's a tranny feature and all trannies are super gay.
>>ape who thinks he's transcended above his natural impulses
Natural impulses are the primitive form of needs and goals, like eating and peeing. Neuron rubbing is an easy and pointless form of pleasure. Developed mind allows to achieve pleasures beyond animalistic limits. Eternal legacy and unconditional love.
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>>43555203
>t.
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>>43555253
>he's not a faggot gaping his ass, must be asexual
I'm not asexual, strawman. Sex is for making kids with wife.



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