>What is Flutterrape?Flutterrape is a collection of stories about ponies trying and failing to have sex with Anon, the only human in Equestria. While the title implies that it is Fluttershy trying to rape Anon, others may follow in her stead and attempt their own versions of rape. There are different versions of Flutterrape, but most are light-hearted comedies about the ponies failing in their attempts to get into Anon’s pants. Just because your story has Anon in it, doesn't mean it fits in this thread. Check other threads (AiE, RGRE etc) about story content before posting.>It's been 13 years, how is this thread still alive?A perverse mixture of necromancy and spite.>How do I start writing?Use your imagination, you nitwit. Additionally, brush up on your grammar and abandon your standards.Writing Guides:Clever Dick's Tips For Short Stories -- https://ponepaste.org/1274Driverbang's Writing Guide -- https://ponepaste.org/1275Navarone's Writing Rules -- https://ponepaste.org/1276For additional information, lurk or ask. You could also check out the T:EM/P/O or /bale/ threads for further writing advice, unless they're dead.So many threads have died, but only Flutterrape has remained. We shall always remain. We are bound to the fate of the board as a lich is bound to its phylactery. Welcome, anonymous.////Masterlist: https://ponepaste.org/user/FlutterrapeGeneralAuthor List: https://ponepaste.org/1270FIMfiction Group: http://www.fimfiction.net/group/211640/flutterrapeRequest Bin: https://ponepaste.org/1268Thread Archive: https://desuarchive.org/mlp/search/text/Flutterrape/previous thread: >>43522561
Yeeeah, work that grill baby.
>I could've saved it if I didn't stop at the liquor storeFUCK
>>43557424literally typing a post to bump but I was too late
Well that was fast. How did it die so quickly? Slop slide threads?
>>43557440That's what I'm guessing
>>43557456I have to assume
>>43557436>>43557440Slideniggers on Fluttershy's payroll killed the thread and now we all have to impregnate her
>>43557605>now we all have to impregnate her...how?
>>43557611We'll get an AI to do it.
Uh oh...
quick bump before bed
>>43557424it's cool, Anon, I know you get crazy if you can't have your purple drank>>43557440the thread dying is my fetish
>"Fluttershy told me you were being mean to her and got a restraining order against her so she sent me here to ask yu what your fetish is?"
>>43558090booping is my fetish
>>43558107That felt pretty nice anon, how about we forget about fluttershy and spend some tie with me instead?
>>43558126YES YES YES YES PLEASE PLAESE PLESAE I LOVE YOU TWILIGHT SPARKLE
>>43557416The image kinda looks like it was traced from picrel
>>43558126Fine, but I refuse to read anything, so don't even try to make me do it.
how big is twilight's evil container compared to fluttershy's?
Op here again. How on earth isn’t the thread dead yet? I was wanting to make a different one but I’m being good by not clogging the catalogue with more than one thread of mine so please let it die.
>>43558529Why let it die?
>>43558535he's obviously got some big plans, starting now there's gonna be some big changes going on around herelike crashing this threadwith no survivors>>43558529are you really the legend known as OP?
>>43558479hyuge
Who are the most recent active writers on this thread? From old and new :3>Day 12 on Equestrian lands>Multi-colored horses all around the town w/ loads of human like structuresI know I'm still the new kid here that got smacked into another world but this is all horse land!>You said this in frustration as you tell at the clouds>You now have some horse attention towards yourself >The neighs and grunts of all these horses and... mythical horses buzz around you to see if everything is okay... you're assuming I gotta get outta here. This ain't it. All this time and I still don't know wtf I'm doing!>You mumbled these words under your breathe as you stomp away from the horse crowd>You aimlessly walk into the forest seeing that there are loads of berry bushes and exotic fruit growing>You see a path not too far from where you were gnawing at something that looked like a hybrid of a jackfruit and a strawberry with a tongue of kiwi>You see a yellow Pegasus watering plants near what you presume it's homely little cottage >The horse chicken's ears struck up so quick as you were nearing its home you see that it darts into inside to hide from you>You walk towards the cottage in hopes to find some food>You still aren't sure you can communicate with these creatures but you always do your best>There was this one time where you attempted to speak to a purple looking unicorn that was eating a sandwich full of salad and hay. You asked if there was any food you can have but you were met with a glowing cloud of salad and hay. You smiled but said that you were a picky eater and would want bologna and cheese with a relish mayo spread with a side of root beer. It looked at you puzzles and decided to continue it's meal>You knocked on the humble door>You hear a flapping of wings on the opposite side of the doorI uh, just wanna know if you have any food that you can share with me>You hear a rustling on the other side. Crunching of bags and twisting of jars>You feel as if the horse mythical being understood you and is frantically moving about her space to prep something for you>You hear the gentle gallops heading towards the door as it begins to crack openYellow? That's a cute color. Oh my gosh is that a root beer fizzy drink you have there????>You took notice how she's ducky yellow peep color. Well, maybe not that exact shade but curious nonetheless >You begin to chug it down like no tomorrow>You can feel the Pegasus's gaze as you chug your drink>After a satisfying burp you thank the chicken for what she provided to you in your time of need>You pet it to show appreciation and in turn the Pegasus let's out a timid sound of excitement >You see the feathers swish swashing the air>You have this feeling. This feeling like you made a connection but yet there's something in the air that makes it suddenly terrible almost regrettable End
op is just gonna have to clog the 'log, sorry op>>43558732>Endoh man, she raped him, I bet. maybe not right then and there, but she was definitely thinking about it.she'll get him eventually. I know how it goes around here...>Who are the most recent active writers on this thread?Uh, I dunno. This general isn't very active. But I liked the Dash shorts in the last thread. They were written by Anonymous.Good ol' Anonymous; i'd say he's gotta be our most active writefag.Another Anon posted the gnome king green a while back, and that was good; Twilight goes crazy in it at one point:https://ponepaste.org/12112
>Our Anniversary is coming up Anon...
>>43558994The one where we died?
>>43558994Don’t remind me
>>43559980How devious of her
>they dress up as an army threaten to shank your ankles >unless you go trick or treating with them >they say you have to wear your iconic birthday suit though
>>43560452>you glare at the ponies"My /ICONIC/ birthday suit?">"Yeah!" says Dash, "Everypony knows about that. It's what you're known for!">You stop for a second as you try to grasp the sheer nonsense coming out of bluefast's dumb mouth"Dash, I have never walked around naked.">She blinks as if she doesn't understand, which is about what you expect from her anyway"I've been in my regular non-birthday suit basically every day since I arrived. How is going nude what I'm known for?">She pauses again, and you think you hear actual rusty gears turning>"Um, well, it's just what ponies say...""Okay, which pony is going around telling you all that I'm well-known for walking around in my birthday suit, and why are you listening to anything that horny weirdo Fluttershy says?">"EEP!">Butterhush is currently trying to camouflage herself behind Applejack and Twilight>and failing badly"I KNOW IT WAS YOU, KNOCK IT OFF!">You look at the blue one again"How about I wear my tie around my head like a bandana? That's sort of a costume.">"Ugh, lame, but whatever. Can we go get candy already?">The other girls make noncommittal noises, but are all more or less okay with it>except Fluttershy, whose murmured arguments are too quiet to be made out anyway"Great, let's trick or treat!">And that's how you defeated yet another badly conceived plan by a smelly birdhorse
>>43560482Incredible
>>43560482Pinkie probably helped spread the word too.>Pinkie tells you that her next party is going to have a dress code>everyone has to show up wearing their birthday suit or they won't be allowed in"So what is your next party going to be anyway?">"Your birthday, silly!"
So tired of the drugged-out hippie Tree Hugger meme.What if she’s a rapist too?
>>43560644"You know Pinkie, if I have to go in my birthday suit, so will you.">"Silly Non, I already am.">Razor turns on."Not with all that hair."
>>43560805>pinkie is way ahead of you, nonny
>>43560967Bald!
>>43560804Nobody said she couldn’t be, Zigzagwanderer did some stuff with her.
>https://tantabus.ai/images/94096
>>43560967MY EYES!
>HAAAAAVE SEX WITH FLUTTERSHY>OR SUFFER MY CURSE
>>43561474
>>43561491>THIS NIGHT... YOU WILL BE VISITED BY THREE MARES... EACH MORE DEGENERATE THAN THE LAST>HAAAAVE SEX WITH FLUTTERSHY
>>43557416
quick bump before i head out
>>43561474Tha-a-at’s IT!I’m gettin’ me mallet!
>>43560967She moulted her exoskeleton and will be vulnerable until the new one hardens.
>>43561970>Touch her body results in her limbs being misformed and twistedDemon is now at bay until next moult.
>>43561970>>43561974Use salt to really make it sting.
>>43562181That's mean
>>43561974>pinkie keeps flashing you her bulbuos teats n ass>which you can her every flappy detail of because her fur isn't there to muffle it>her dummy thicc horse tits keep clapping
>>43562277>knowing the ONLY reason you don't deal with dummy thicc pinkie pie with toon force powers is because fluttershy claimed you first.
>"Anon WILL be MINE!"
>>43562532It’s probably for the best
I think fluttershy is a asleep, we should talk about our fetishes now.
>>43562748as if she doesn't have her little critters spying on us when she's not around.
>>43560804Tree Hugger would never do something like that; she's too sweet and innocent>drugged-outoh, well, don't fuck with her when she's loaded. that's a different story
>you face rape after rape and come out on top>Be you angels?>you say NAY, we are but men, ROCK>Dee, soo-guh-goo-gee-goo-gee Goo-guh-fliggoo-giggoo, guh-fliggoo-giggoo, buh-dee Ooh-guh-goo-bee, ooh-guh-guh-bee-guh-guh-bee Fliggoo-giggoo, a-fliguh, woo-wah, mama, Celestia
>>43563385Razor time. Don’t worry. I’ll do as well as my face.
>>43562277NO PINKIE! IT'S NOT MY FETISH! IT'S NOT MY FETIIIISHH...
>>43563729oh god why
Your chances of being raped by a horse are low, but never zero.
>>43564183Because.
>>43562999>PINKIE JOKEY!!
>>43564730>bwacock
>tfw Anon won't fuck your sister
>>43565357They won’t even fuck each other.
>>43565357Pinkie never did say which sister. Now I'm stuck fucking Limestone instead of Marble like she wanted!
>>43565357what are you talking about, Maud is hot
>>43565369>>43565834Oh sister. I messed up and fucked her Grandma Pie. Dug the skeleton out of her grave and everything.
>>43566127Anon, how in the bloody hell did you confuse "sister" for "grandma"?
>>43566139>anon's face when
>>43566572It's always when everyone else in the Royal Palace is asleep that Luna can safely hide away and look up tips on how to romance specific types of stallions.
whoa nelly
>>43567615Don't want to see her knocking on your door.
Fluttershy tries to roofie Anon at his birthday party, but ends up putting a smartie in his soda. She tries her usual advances on him, expecting him to be tired and droopy.
>Anon still doesn't have a marefriend
>>43568248Ain't your business Candy.
>>43568248Nyeh, so what if I don’t?
>>43568248>This time for sure!!
>>43568644nice seeing candy still being hopeful for us.
>>43568644I stopped trying.
I just don’t find ponies sexually attractive.
>>43569068>A-are breezies your fetish, Anon?
>>43569071You're going in the jar
>>43569071Who even likes horseflies?
>>43568644Ain't happening pink freak.
>>43570071>Desperate times call for desperate measures!
>>43569674ill advised. you've been warned.
>>43570080Your husband. I don't support cuck behavior.
>>43569071God no.
Fluttershy should just find Bizarro Anon. He’ll tell her his fetish.
>>43570445>Me am Anon, me love telling another fluttershy fetish
AHEMHardcore bedbreaking sex with mares
>>43570389>He can't tell that's Chrysalis in disguisengmi
>>43570389Don't worry while you fuck her, shining armor will plow you as well.
>Don't worry it's worse
>>43570445>Fluttershy meets Anomalous>They start dating>Anom breaks her heart>Now she alternates between crying and trying to guess your fetishSomehow it's even worse
>>43570640Stupid browser, stop eating the pictures!
>>43570445Yeah but it would be sex with stallions
>>43570640>Anonymous is a moralfaggot supreme>He won't fuck Fluttershy because the baby Jesus would cry>Anomalous, as his evil twin, has no such qualms>He'll totes fuck yellow horse butt>But it also means he gives her a magic STD he caught by fucking the Tatzlwurm to "show it who's boss">And that's before he cheats on her with a fucking Yak or somethingAnomalous would be like Fluttershy's monkey's paw wish. Dating him would probably turn Flutterbutt into a racist marecel shut-in who wants all non-ponies ejected from Equestria or something
Are anniversaries your fetish anon?
>>43570746Why is the cake on your hairy rear? You RUINED it you yellow rat!
>>43570751At least her butt is cleaner now. Washed with cake.
>>43569071>*flies up your pee hole*>*does shit that makes you cum buckets*
>>43570746Light her wings on fire to complete the cake.
>>43570489
>>43571257Give me that one in the middle. I can take her.
>>43571257>Cut to them crying when they see my unstiffed penis
“Are ya winning, son?”
>>43570445“mE FETISH AM ROLLING AROUND ON SAND PAPER AND BROKEN GLASS AND POURING RUBBING ALCOHOL ALL OVER ME SELF”
>>43576150>Fluttershy rushes to the hardware store for supplies and spends the rest of the day setting up a test outside your door
>>43576150You’re setting yourself up for a bad time
>you scritch her precious little ear>what could go wrong
>>43578165ill advised. you've been warned.
>>43561970>tell Pinkie Pie about Futurama one time.>now she won't speak at all unless she's doing her Zoidberg impression.
>>43578288Just about as terrible as Zoidberg. I hope she lives in a dumpster.
>>43578636>she lives in YOUR dumpster now
>Happy Anniversary Anon. Did you sleep well?
>>43578796I use fire on my trash.
i wish i known about this sooner.
late night boop
>>43578796>she lives in YOUR dumpster nowbut that's where I livebitch, get out of my house
>>43580080>get away from me n my applewife
>>43584461That's not your apple wife anonThat's a werepony
>>43584355That ain’t happening
>>43584502What a horrible night for a curse.
9 is not a good place to be
>pinkie sees you not fucking her sister
>>43591299she didn't specify which one.
>>43591299I'm not fucking Pinkie's sister because I'm fucking Pinkie instead
off 8
>>43592036
>>43594109Stupid Marble forgot to dye her coat and hair.
>>43592036Never fuck crazy.
>>43594145Not a lot of funds in the rock farm business. Had to cut corners.
>they make the fly in your pants AND underwear a portal to their asscheeks>so that you can enter into their you know what at your leisure
>>43597594I'd never even know, I'm a feelsgoodman.jpg kinda guy
>>43597594That’s cute
oi off 9
>>43580080anniversary for what you harlot
>Smolder laughs because you complain about not getting laid BUT wont fuck ponies
>>43604400Same way you don't have a date on Friday nights, but there are big smelly yaks nobody wants RIGHT THERE, orange nerd dragon
Good morning, Anon!Something to inspire you:https://tantabus.ai/images/95313Are you feeling inspired yet?
>>43605008>aiI don't wish to view whatever horrors await me beyond that link
>>43605220Just spam Fluttershy sends
>>43606181It figures she would start using AI in her rape schemes.
>>43605220Imagine Anon has a normal horse for a friend. Makes Fluttershy jealous every time Anon rides her.
>>43607779>Flutters seethes with marecel rage at the deep bond between Cowboy-anon and his horse>Thanks to her ability to understand animals, she can hear how smug the horse is at the funny-smelling yellow horselet>Mare frequently imposes herself between anon and Flutters when she's trying to talk to him>threatening glares if she gets too closekek, that'd be great
>>43608269notice how straight to the point and blunt she is with her intent, and adds please at the end.no fluff. no fuss. and more importantly, manners.
>>43608431Fluttershy getting close earns her a tasty kick from your horse companion.
>>43608619>and more importantly, manners.Exactly. That little "please" gets me. I'd let her rape me.
>>43606502>My Ai bot version of told me you love me, so why won't you say to me IRL!?
>>43608851the fuck you talking about? you can't let someone rape you. how the fuck you gonna let someone rape you? you bullshitting me right now motherfucker?you know what, leave out the back. right now. and don't take anything with you, not even your own stuff. empty your fucking pockets.actually, just take it all off. i'm getting that ass tonight
>>43611119Shut the fuck up, Buttershee.
>>43608842>fluttershy gets kicked tries to gain sympathy >is told that she fucked around and found out>anon sings "That's my Horse!"
>>43608619>>43608851>Maud gets in Anon's pants in under a minute just by asking nicely
>>43611900Anon starts buying his horse horseshoes with ingrained pictures in them just to see if they also brand on to Fluttershy after a kick.
>>43611900THAT'S MY HORSE!>https://youtu.be/rtbbizQacUE
>>43605220Just thinking about you., Anon!https://tantabus.ai/images/95416
>>43613582I bet it would work, too! Cartoon physics and all.
>>43611119Nah nah you were a little out of order yourself.
>>43566139maybe they're the same person and he's got one of them sister grandmas back home.i'll trade him this filly wife for her
>>43567615>>43567728She wouldn't even guess your fetish, she'd just fucking eat you. With her pussy, and her mouth, but not always in that order.
>>43617422>https://derpibooru.org/images/2687775
>>43614950Go home and get your fucking rape box!
>a nurse pony want to conduct "medical" research
Doesn't this give you any nice ideas, Anon?>https://tantabus.ai/images/95439
8 is no good
9 is even worse
7 is not much of an improvement
>>43617558Tell her that the baby is going to burst out of her chest when it’s born.
>>43617558>go to Twilight about this>she offers to conduct "scientific" research
>>43617558That’s no good
>>43620855No way nerd.
>>43622667Good save
>>43621212>Anon SezHey, kids. Listen up, cause if a mare tries to rape you, or touch you in your no-no place, then that's no-no good.
>>43623385What should I do Anon? They all keep trying.
>Schmoopy!
>"Oh anon what is this~"It's my fetish fluttershy and it's here just for you to see.>Anon ties up fluttershy's wingsOver here!>"Oh... My.....">Anon kicks her into the pit sending fluttershy into the nightmare dimension
>Izz going suck your dick
>>43626899Do not.Under ANY circumstances.Allow a mare to suck your dick.
>>43626899Isn't she the dumb one? We can trick her.
>>43625640Oh no you don’t
>>43626962Why? Do they blow into it really hard and make your balls explode?
>>43628852
>>43562891
>>43629071That won’t work on me
Place is pretty dead... We should discuss our fetishes now since fluttershy has left us!
yellow sex
>>43624168try living with the pain
>>43630286>youre about to open your mouth and speak your fetish to the wind>but as youre opening your mouth pinkie pie teleports behind you>"that ruins the surprise, silly!">see gif
>>43630286I want to have sex with Marble
>>43631082>You've had enough.>16 years of all this nonsense.>Died, resurrected, cartoon shenanigans that a Loony Tune would object to, all to come back to a singular point.>Fluttershy asking for your fetish so she can fuck you.>It's morning, and you're waiting for her at the door.>"Good morning, Anon!""Shut the fuck up!">She doesn't even flinch, you're anger is a familiar interaction with her.>"I'm still going to ask.""And I'm going to tell you! You win. It doesn't matter anymore. You win.">Her eyes glow with joy and her disgusting smile spreads across her face.>"Yay! Tell me, Anon!">Sigh, and just as you open your mouth you stop cold.>Raise an eyebrow in complete confusion.>A pink hoof rises from the back of Fluttershy, reaches over a (zipper?), and like a costume reveals Pinkie Pie underneath Fluttershy."WTF!?">Pinkie, in all her manic glory, pops out of a Fluttershy costume.>She puts a hoof to your lips.>"Shhhhh, shh, shh, hush Anonnny.">Just listen to the evil creature.>"Now, we've all had our fun here, and I want it to keep going.">Okay.>"You and I know that you don't have a fetish. Not really anyway. It's like an ambiguous mystery box, not supposed to be opened.""Mystery box story telling is a shit style.">She pats you on the cheek.>Face and butt.>"Now I don't want you to be angry, but Fluttershy is never supposed to know. Like how the Coyote never catches the Road Runner.""He has.">"Uncle Pinkie Pie wants to keep the good times rolling. Otherwise, I'll have to do some house cleaning.""Uuuuuh. Is that euphemism.">"Elephants have nothing to do with this silly.""That's not what I asked.">Pinkie prances back over to the Fluttershy costume.>"Anyway, I got to get back to work. See you later for when I tell you to fuck my sister or something.">In a smooth eldritch motion, Pinkie Pie slides into the Fluttershy costume.>Takes a hoof to the zipper, and zips it all the way back up until it disappears.>You stare blankly at her.>Fluttershy blinks a few times.>"Anon, what just happened?""Is, um, is that you?">"I blanked out there for a moment. I need to go lie down. My stomach feels queasy. Sorry, Anon. We'll talk about your fetish another time.">She waves goodbye to you.>Politely, with the fear of God in ya, do the same."Fucking Pinkie Pie."
>>43631954So what happens when Anon gives in and fucks Marble (his waifu, he just doesn't know it yet.)
>knock-knock-knock>You yank the door open."BUGGER OFF BANANAHOR--oh, it's you.">"Hee-hee, of course it's me, silly! Who were you expecting?""It was... never mind. What do you want all of a sudden?">"The same thing I always want, Nonny! I want to have fun!">Great. It's going to be one of those mornings."Okay, fine. But I'm not having you trying to guess my fetish or get into my pants. One mini horse rapist is enough.>Pinkie laughs uproariously at your declaration."What's so funny?">"Oh, silly Anon! You have already been raped!">Your nether regions feel awfully drafty.>And damp.>A quick glance down confirms that your pants are missing in action.>And Anon Jr. is liberally coated in what you are forced to assume are Pinkie's love juices.>And the sun is much higher in the sky than it was when you opened the door."What the... How in the hell did you even... What...">"Hee-hee, I had a good time too, Nonny! See you again tomorrow!">With that, she merrily bounces away, humming some nonsense tune.>You are left to wonder how you wound up...>Fucking Pinkie Pie.
>>43632271The gaslighting is on another level.
>>43632271i couldn't even be mad at her
>>43635108Those ears are massive.
>>43636118Almost, but not quite, Heir-of-Rick tier ears.
>>43631954"Fucking Pinkie Pie.">The potted cactus next to your door unzips itself, revealing the pink horse hidden within.>"I HEARD THAT!!!""Holy shit!">"Why just talk about it when you can do it?">Her muzzle dives into your crotch. She grabs your zipper with her teeth, and pulls down your fly.>Luckily, she pulled way too fast and got it caught on something halfway down."Wait, Pinkie--">"Nuh-uh! No way," she says through clenched teeth.>"You won't go out with Fluttershy, and you won't cream Marble's pie, so I'm taking matters into my own hooves.">She dips her chin, tugging down hard on your pants, and finally pulls the rest of your zipper down.>Your cock---which is still half hard from thinking about your fetish earlier---flops out onto her face.>You both freeze.>Your arms, which were ready to throttle Pinkie a moment ago, are still half-raised towards her. Your hands are still going for her neck.>"Wow!" She giggles, crossing her eyes to look at your shaft.>It fills the space between her eyes the way a polish sausage would fill a taco shell. Some of the meat spills out over the sides.>"I see why Fluttershy likes you so much.">She gently lifts her head up and down, like she's weighing your dick with it.>Her tongue is poking out. It always does whenever she's really focused on something.>"Mmm... I knew you were super tall, but I didn't know you were super -big- too.">With your dick still weighing down her head, her hooves paw up and down at the sides of your shaft.>"Where's the tip?">She gives your cock a thorough petting in search of it, with many long, loving strokes in between.>"Where's the tip?">Her stroking is literally taking your breath away, making you rethink some serious shit you've always had against human on pony action.>"Where's? The? Tip?">She's pouting; you feel her nose wrinkle up against the underside of your dick.>"Do I have to go up...?">Her hoof reaches up past her forehead. She lets out a little gasp when she finally taps on the tippy top of your leaky head.>"It's bigger than my face!">She peers around your shaft, now hard and throbbing, like it's a pole, nickering with horny disbelief as she looks up at your entire length.>The little pink hair curl that's usually just above her forehead is wrapped around your tip, gently squeezing your head.>Kind of like her mane is kissing your penis.>"I don't think I ever told you this, but I have a thing for really -Really- big ones like this.">She starts rubbing her cheek up and down your shaft, caressing your dick with her face, her lips sometimes brushing against it.>You want to tell her to stop, but you can't. It feels too fucking good.>It's over.>She won.>You grab the back of her neck, ready to guide this pink horse up to your tip and then guide your dick down past her gums.>But hidden beneath her mane, right at the back of her neck, you feel it jutting out from her skin, poking into your palm.>You feel a zipper.
>>43636462"You would tell me if you weren't the real Pinkie Pie, right?">"Mmm-hmm..."
>>43557416God she's so cute here
Has slep release any kino recently?
It isn't just the ponies.Turns out other species can be sex pests as well.
>>43570640>Now she alternates between crying and trying to guess your fetishfucking hell, I loled. she can't even keep things going with the guy that likes horse pussy. poor flutter stutter.and you can't have her breaking down on your doorstep every morning, so of course (You) would have to help her get over the break up. not with a rebound pity fuck though, anything but that. but you would have to be nice to her for a while
>>43636462She finds a zipper on ya dick.
>>43639055That is one big ass
>>43639055>"Anon I can't fly... I'm too FAT!"Shame flying is my fetish, better work on losing those weight poundcake!>anon runs off hurting flutterlard's feelings
>>43639982That's just asking for Dash to come ruin you.
>>43639982>Fluttershy loses a bunch of weight"Actually I like a mare with some meat on her bones."
Why are the flying ones always the biggest sex pests?The unicorns and earth ponies aren’t nearly so rapey.
>>43640179They are, you just can’t fight back as good when a Unicorn grabs you with magic or an Earth pony breaks your legs
>>43640179because they're in complete control the whole time, there's nothing you could do and they know it.so why rush?
Nothing wrong with admiting you love fluttershy, like a sister.
>>43640987Does Zephyr love you like that?
>fluttershy gets lost in your back rooms (your guest room)>And comes out looking like >see pic
>>43641208Death is a mercy.
>>43641208Nope, not my fetish. Go get Celestia or Discord, either one can probably fix it.
>>43642602Go away mule.
>>43643115>mule
>I missed you Anon!>Did you miss me?
>>43636940Answer me
>>43644071Would Fluttershy a jeet?
>>43644269No
We're finally back! Now I can murder this bitch in the face with my cock!
>>43644289So an Anon Jeet would be safe from her advances. Lucky bastard.
>>43644071No Fluttershy, unboxings are not my fetish! How did you even convince the mailmares to let you do this?
>>43644570She just bought Derpy a muffin
>>43644699Derpy hooves is my fetish.
>>43644759>Fyyetish?>Sorry Anon, I don't know what that means.
>>43644770Fluttershy does luckily, and will now have to deal with it.
Does anyone have that one picture of Pinkie Pie staring at you through an open door and holding bolt cutters to cut through your door's lock?
>>43644848
>>43644850I thought there was another one but thank you!
MY fetish? I think it's lazt eyes, you know like derpy.>"Oh really anon! It just so happens I have a lazy eye too!>Fluttershy slams her face into a rock until her eye becomes messed up>"So how pretty am I, when do you want to get married, how many kids should we have 40??ehhhh. I think I liked it when you had normals eyes more, lazy is no longer my fetish...>"O-Oh don't worry I-I can fix it!"Yeah.. I'll see you later Flutter.>Fluttershy spends every waking moment of her life trying to fix her eye
>>43644071>>43644570>Knock-knock-knock...>"Special delivery!">Well, that wasn't who you were expecting this morning.>Thank goodness.>You open the door to find a grey pegasus mare with a golden mane hovering on your porch.>You thought you recognized that voice."Hey, Muffins! How's it going?">You extend a hand towards her and she meets it with her hoof, leading to the complex hoof-bump, high-five routine that you always do when you meet her.>"Wow, you're in good spirits today, Anon!""I am! It's almost Noon, and there's been no visit from my daily tormentor! I think she may have finally got the hint!">Muffins gives you a questioning look, but you don't really want to answer any questions about your personal stalker."So what have you got for me, sweetie?">Muffins blushes at "sweetie" and reaches into her mail sack, pulling out a large parcel wrapped in brown paper, and addressed to you.>"I uh... ahem. I have a special delivery for you, you have to sign for it, please.""Well all right, mail flight!">Yeah, you're definitely in a good mood when you're busting cheesy rhymes like that.>You notice that the package is simply addressed, "To: Anon".>Also that there is no return address.>And it seems suspiciously heavy.>You wonder how Muffins managed to single-handedly lug it all the way here.>You give it an experimental shake, and are rewarded with a soft, "Eep!"/Ah, so it's like that, is it?/>You take the parcel and set it inside, then turn to take the pen and clipboard that the mailmare is offering you.>"Just sign right there, Anon," she tells you, pointing to a space on her form."Sure thing cutie-pie. That's a pretty heavy package, I'm impressed by your stamina, delivering it here in this heat.">Muffins takes off her hat and wipes her brow, blushing at your flattery.>"Aw, I've handled heavier things than that. One time, somepony tried to mail a piano-""Do you have any more deliveries to make today?">"Nope. That was the last one.""Really? Would you like to come inside and have a drink?">"Thanks, but I really should get-""Aww, c'mon, I just want to thank you for all your hard work.">Muffins hovers in place, considering, then a smile spreads across her face.>"Well, all right. I am REALLY thirsty.">She touches down and walks inside your home as you step aside to let her in."Thanks for accepting my invitation, I could really do with some company today.">You close the door and walk to your kitchen to get Muffins a drink."What would you like? I have milk, tea, juice?">"Just water would be fine, thanks. I can't stay too long.""Water it is, my dear.">You fetch a glass and add some ice, then fill it from the tap."Here you go, sweet thing!" >You hand her the glass.>"Thanks!">THUMP!>"What was that?""Just the wind, I expect. Anyhow, are you sure you can't stay long?"
>>43645187>The mailmare takes a deep drink of the water you gave her.>"That hit the spot. Yeah, I really should get back to my daughter, she'll be getting home from school, soon.""Oh? I didn't know you had a daughter.">"Yep," she says proudly, "and she is the apple of my eye, since her father left.">This comes as a surprise to you.>You hadn't heard of marital problems in Equestria before."Oh. Sorry to hear about her dad, you must be awfully lonely.">"Well, I do have my daughter, so not so much. He was kind of a jerk, but she has his eyes.""Still, no one else to cuddle at night?">Thump, thump, THUD!>"What was that?""Oh, looks like the package you brought me fell over.">"Oh, I hope it wasn't fragile.""I'm pretty sure it isn't.">As she takes another drink of water, you reach across the table and gently take hold of one of her forehooves.>She blushes slightly, looking at you."You know, I don't think ponies appreciate you enough. Here you are, working in this heat to bring them their mail, and I'll bet most of them don't even say thanks.">"W-well, they c-certainly don't usually invite me inside and give me a drink-">You nod sympathetically, patting her hoof."And such a sweet face too. You know, I really admire you, working hard to provide for your daughter like this.">Thump... thump, thump, thump, THUMP!>"There it is again!""I'm certain I have no idea what's making that noise. I'll bet your back must be tired and sore, isn't it?">You get up, and move around the table.>"Well, maybe a little...""Would you like a back rub?">THUMP! THUMP!>A shy grin spreads across Muffins's face.>"Y-you would do that? For me?""I sure would! A cutie like you deserves to be able to unwind and relax after a tough day working in this heat.">"Wow, uh... thanks. I suppose... I could stay a bit longer.""I'm so pleased to hear it! You just relax, and let me take care of you.">THUMP! THUMP! THUMP!!>"You're so nice, thank you so much.">You rub your hands together and proceed to gently knead her withers, and she coos appreciatively.>"Wow, those fingers of yours are something magical, Anon.""I know they are.">You hit a sore spot, and she moans as you work the knot out of her muscles."If you'd like, you could come by every day, and I'd help you deal with the stress of the day.">"R-really? Ooh, yeah, right there...">RRRRRRIP!!!!>"You get away from him, you... you... HUSSY!"
>>43645188>Muffins jumps in alarm as the package in your entryway practically explodes, styrofoam packing peanuts flying everywhere, revealing Fluttershy.>"WHAT in the Wide World of Equestria?!!""Oh my, that IS a special delivery!">She may be yellow, but she is currently green with envy.>"Keep away from him you trollop! He's MINE!""No, I'm not.">"You can't MAIL yourself!">Ah-ha, you had suspected there might be a rule about that.>Fluttershy immediately deflates, realizing that she is busted."Tsk, tsk, tsk. For shame, Fluttershy.">Muffins, now filled with righteous indignation at the violation of the sanctity of her oath as a mailmare, flies up to the yellow pegasus.>"The Postmaster will hear of this! At the very least, I'm certain there will be additional postage due! Also, the package wasn't properly marked, nor ventilated for live cargo... just WHAT were you thinking?">"Er... well... that is... I...">"You come with me to the Post Office RIGHT NOW, young lady!">Fluttershy whimpers, her mane falling across her eyes.>Muffins turns to you.>"It looks like I'm going to have to take a rain check on that back rub, Mr. Anonymous, but thank you for your hospitality and...">Muffins leans forward and stuffs a small, hastily-scrawled note into the pocket of your shirt.>"Call me..." she whispers in your ear with a shy smile.>You return the smile."Thanks, you have no idea what this means to me.">Her smile broadens and she gives you a wink.>Then she turns to Fluttershy, a stern expression on her face, all business.>"You're coming with me. No ifs, ands, or buts. Move it.">Fluttershy seems resigned to her fate, and meekly follows Muffins out the door of your cottage."See you tomorrow, Muffins.">You close the door, and lean against it, sighing with relief.>It was probably a bit mean to use Muffins to wind up Fluttershy like that.>You'll have to be extra nice to Muffins for a while to make up for it.>But at least you're not...>Fucking Fluttershy.Whatever.
>>43645191Mailmare to the rescue!
>>43644570>Get a huge package left on your doorstep one day>Box is big enough to hold a washing machine in it>Recognize right away that it's Fluttershy>Helps that she also drew little hearts, and plenty of stick figure depictions of you and her banging, all over the damn thing before mailing it>Who the fuck even taped her in there and mailed it?>Whatever>If you don't open it, she can't get out>Get a handtruck>Load her up>Mail the package to Griffonstone>It arrives a week later>Griffons all gather around to inspect the talking box (that also smells like pee and is slightly damp on the saggy bottom)>"Does it really talk?" one of them says>"I'll tell ya for two bits," another one answers.>Fluttershy hears this from inside the box>"Anon... is that you?...">She wheezes; she ran out of food and water over three days ago>One of the griffons approaches>"What do you want, box?">"Please let me out of here...">"You want me to open you? That's gonna cost ya three bits.">"I don't have any bits...">"No bits?!">The griffons huddle together, but Fluttershy can still faintly hear them murmuring>"It doesn't have any bits. Let's just throw it away.">She feels herself being picked up a moment later>"I can't breathe..."poor fluster shy
>>43644877She's so close to figuring out that my fetish is eye patches
>>43645191not really in spirit of FR Anon's situation is FAR from dire , but still a nice green, gj
>see pic>youre Robin boy wonder
Get the Hell off of Page 8!
>>43646369Shit’s real fast today
>>43645285In the trash where she belongs.
>Go outside>One of the local birdhorses instantly spots you and tries to carry you away
>>43647395You get used to it
>>43647395Truth.I went to Ponyville for groceries last night and this drunken bird horse tried to carry me away. But she was too drunk. What am I going to do with her?
>>43647395The bats are worse.They gang up on (You).
>>43557416>step outside for a minute>immediately get all the moisture in your body milked and devouredDangerous place
>her friends ask if she means to be dressed as a bdsm in public>she says its a costume for nightmare night >she shows up at your house like this
come vote for fluttershy for mrs. /mlp/!>>43646721
>>43648314no
>>43648148Artist name?>(You) commission Rarity to make a Dracula costume for Nightmare Night.>Unbeknownst to you, she makes one of the stitches on your pants a tacking stitch, making it easy for the pants to come undone on command.>ff. to the 11th hour of Nightmare Night:>You, Pinkie, and Rainbow Dash terrorize the Ponyville colts and fillies, hiding in the bushes and foliage of the town's park.>As your gang make another retreat into the cover of dead trees, a stitch on a side of a pant suddenly comes undone.>To avoid embarrassment during the midnight town celebration, you quickly head to the Carousel Boutique for a last minute fix. >You knock on the door, but it pushes open, letting out a reddish glow that wasn't visible through the windows.>Before you can have a look inside, a blue aura suddenly grabs your tie and pulls you inside, slamming the door behind you.>You fall face first in the center of the room, lit by tall, thin candles, decoraded with faux spider webs and not-so-faux torture devices.>Before you can pick yourself up, your hands are shackled behind your back.>Last thing you see, before being blindfolded, is Rarity menacing above you.>With a riding crop in her mouth, you saw her wearing custom made BDSM gear: black leather, silver rings, and small blue diamonds dotting the leather. >"Do you like my Nightmare Night costume, Darling?" you hear from your right ear.>She picks up the 'torn' pant's fabric, "Oh Goodness, Darling, did you tear up the clothes I made you?">Before you try to explain, she stops you with the riding crop.>"I can't just let you ruin my precious work, Dear. It is an insult to fashion!">"Looks like you will need to be punished~.">*SMACK*
>>43648314I would sooner vote for Floor Bored.She hasn't tried to rape me.
>>43648427Plapmonster.https://derpibooru.org/images/3916908
>>43648317>>43648433Please?
>>43648427I CAN BREAK THESE CUFFS
>”A-Anon!”>”I didn’t see you there!”>”You startled me and made me cum!”
>>43648148No fluttershy ponuts and plapping is not my fetish, and I like you exclusively like a friend.
>>43649411>ponuts and plapping is not my fetish
>>43649636
>>43649651>Why are you booping random mares Anon? I thought we had something special?!
>>43649655haha, boop!
>>43649663
>>43649670Yup, that's what happens when you boop the rapist.
>>43649152I don't want you to come. I want you to go.
>>43649670Fool not knowing my free arm can still boop at full force, she's wide open and her snoofa will booped until she can no longer be booped!!!
>Whatever Anon. I don't even like you anymore.>I'm gonna go get a REAL coltfriend now.
I have been new to Equestria for sometime.What have I learned?That ponies want to have s3x with you, with or without your consent.It is actually kind of horrifying being in Equestria. Have you ever watched Planet of the Apes? It is like that.The mares... are... rather assertive... anons... send... send help!I am a moral human being, a real human being, and a real hero...I don't want to commit bestiality!Oh no, oh good gosh, I think I heard some mares outside... please... if anyone reads this message, help me, I am hiding in the Everfree Forest.Let's hope this letter is received duly to HUMAN hands.Written by Anonymous.P.S. I have been drinking nothing but cider for the past three days.The pony food is atrocious, but thank heavens for the cider.
>>43650381FINALLY!!!Thank whatever gods and goddesses are responsible for this world!
>>43650796she's trying to make you mad
>>43651372What a pity we're all too smart to fall for so-called reverse psychology.
>>43650796>Celstia flies down>"So Nonny is hoof holding your fetish?"
>I'm giving you one more day to find a marefriend. If you don't... I'm sending you to g5.
>>43651975"Now you talking technicolor donkeys are in for it!"
>>43651372dont care
>>43650381Oh I guess I can just talk about my fetish freely now! Bye flitterfly!
>>43558994DON'T FUCKING GO IN MY CLOSET! GET THE FUCK OUTSIDE! RUN!
>>43651975Cat or dog. I ain't saying yes to any of ya'll.
>celestia is giving you a hearing pleading the case for protection>protection specifically against fluttershy>she throws you a box of condoms and you're dismissed
>>43653991based Celestia, telling him to go to town
Fluttershy and Anon trying to have sex but they're both way too sensitive and touch starved
>>43654875>Fluttershy and Anon trying to have sexYellow hooves typed this post
>>43650381Wait... it's over?This thread is finally over?
>>43655546She’s just baiting
>She bumps you with her BUTT
>Playing that new Home: Equestria game>Run into Fluttershy>She keeps giving me bedroom eyes while she's talkingSurely AI Fluttershy won't rape me...
>>43656945You can’t trust any kind of Fluttershy
I need an edit of this but with anon being mad at fluttershy
>9
>>43657410Try in the drawthread too
>>43656945At least you can alter her files.Or just delete her.
You laugh, but someday, when you least expect it, a mare will accost you and attempt to suck your dick.
>>43659272Always carry a weapon to protect yourself.
>Finally got a restraining order against that yellow rat>It was a pain in the ass to convince Twilight it was necessary>She kept saying "Oh well why don't you try reigniting your friendship, blah blah blah">She doesn't know what I've been through>Fuck it, it's all behind me now, that piss colored fiend can't ever come close to me again>Plop down on my couch and sigh>First quiet night in a while>I guess legal action finally set her straight>Turn on the TV, magically powered of course>Can't believe my eyes>Fuck no! Fuck this!>A scantily clad yellow mare is being recorded live from her bedroom>"Anon, I know you're watching this, I know which channels you watch">Fuck fuck fuck>"Why did you sign that silly little piece of paper? Don't you like me back?">Turn to a different channel in panic>She's still on the screen>"Well, if I can't show you in person, I'll just have to do it this way">I watch in horror as she starts to do what I can only guess is an attempt at an erotic dance>She's saying my name and everything, live on air>Fillies can see this!>She pulls out a long pillow with a picture of my face taped at one end>Try to turn off the TV>Button wont work>Celestia please just send me to the moon already...
>>43659468Kek
>"Wow Anon, your bed is sooo comfy."
>>43660016My wife is so intimidating and mysterious
>No marefriend? That's kinda cringe Anon.
>>43659468Only the dumbest Anon can manage to get a restraining order and still lose.
>>43661021Do you have one faggot? Thought so.
>>43661026>THAT'S IT, YOU'RE GOING TO G5!
>>43661021Who needs that sort of tiresome drama in their life?
>>43661100>Reflects it with a slightly smug mirror back to her."Enjoy your stay!"
Izzyrape?Izzyrape.>Something just doesn’t feel right. >You’ve been looking over your shoulder everywhere you go the last few hours and can’t seem to shake this feeling you’re feeling.>…almost like you’re being watched. >Maretime Bay isn’t particularly a scary place either. >Maybe you’re just paranoid. >A loud pop jolts you to your core and a rain of glitter followed by a shrill voice confirms your worst fears.>”HI ANON!”>Please god not her. “I-Izzy! What a pleasant surprise!” You say quickly making a foot of distance between you two.>She just as quickly invades your personal space again, standing up on her fore-hooves to make direct eye contact.>”I’ve been looking EVERYWHERE for you! It’s almost like you’re trying to avoid me or something.”“Heh..yeah! I’ve just been busy. You know me!”>”I’ve been pretty busy too! I was out uni-cycling and…” she rears you, fumbling about in the cart she drags along everywhere eventually producing a card with your name on the front.>It’s very glittery, with hearts surrounding your name and lots of crude drawings of you two hoof-hand-holding and doing various activities. >Your face contorts and you force a smile while she taps her hooves together with delight.>”Welllll? Aren’t you gonna open it?”>You’re inclined not to, but despite that you open it anyways.>The inside has more crude stick figure drawings of you two, banging in various positions, obviously with a profane amount of glitter and hearts stamped everywhere.>It also seems to be stained in one corner, with a sticky residue on the edge.“Wow Izzy…this is uh…”>Her grin is growing by the second and your apprehension is as well.“Grrrreeaat…”>She squeals in delight and wraps herself around your legs, taking in a big whiff of your pant leg. >With effort you pry her free and gently push her away. “Well uhm. Thank you for the very nice card! I’ve gotta get back to watering my ceiling now.”>Izzy hasn’t been the same since you did something you definitely regret.>At a party you had a bit too much to drink, and the pony alcohol started talking.>You asked to dance, got really handsy, and felt her up. >Much to the dismay of other party goers, but not Izzy.>You begin walking away holding the card by the corner, before she blocks your path.>”I can help!”“No no! I don’t need any help. I think it’s a one man job.”>She pouts a bit and relents as you try and make your way past again.>”Well maybe I can help you with…other stuff!”“No thanks. I’m good Izzy.”>”Maybe we can hang out at your place then?”“No, Izzy.”>”Pretty please?”>You remain silent and continue your trek, while the purple assailant trails you close.>”We can uni-cycle together! And then we can cuddle on your couch! Then we can watch a movie!”>Your prolonged silence only seems to spur her on.
>>43661416>You asked to dance, got really handsy, and felt her up. It's so over for this Anon
>>43661416>”…And then we’ll go up to your room after we’ve kissed and kissed until we’re both gasping for air and drunk on passion, and you’ll run your oh so wonderful hands through my mane…”>You try and quicken your pace to escape her but she keeps speeding along just the same. >You bolt, tossing aside the card, arms raised in panic.“LEAVE ME ALONE IZZY!”>Your breathing turns erratic, your feet carry you as fast as they allow, and you still know it won’t be enough.>”Oh! I didn’t know you were that excited to get started Anon!”>A war cry the likes of a frightened child escapes your lips as the sounds of hooves clopping along the path behind you.>Salvation is within reach as you pass the threshold of the perimeter fo your house, or so you thought.>A glance over your shoulder scares you shitless as Izzy has not only gained on you, but seemingly has not stopped you.>Like a lion in the wild toying with its prey, til the very last moment.>”You and I are gonna be such good parents Nonny~” her voice comes out low and sultry.>Surrender begins to take over and your pace slows causing you to trip and take a short tumble.>Izzy is so close that she trips over you, and flips her cart over onto the both of you.>With nowhere to run, and endless time to be molested under the cart, you end up>Fucking Izzy Moonbow.I lost steam towards the end I’m sorry Anons. I haven’t written in a long while and it’s tough. Hope it was worth your time.
>>43661486I think you did a good job
>>43661486Posey watches from the distance. Disgust paints her face.
>>43661622And lust fills her loins.
she'll leave you alone if you vote for her>>43661832>>43662214
>>43662227Nah
>>43662256he switched it to fluttershy after this screenshot
>>43662539Cool friend? What utter nonsense.
>you n rainbro steal Twilight's diary to prank her >reading through it you learn things about Twi you didnt want to know
>>43663296>Anon found the hoofholding clopfic
>>43663296Dash is reading it out loud at an open air restaurant.
>>43662227Too late!
>Aw man, I got friction burns on my tube steak from a vigorous pony fucking session.>No, it wasn't Fluttershy.>Tough shit, pissquiet.>I banged her friend Tree Hugger.>It was pretty far out, not gonna lie. >She acts so mellow most of the time, but she is an absolute wild animal in the sack.>She just asked me if I wanted to hang out, and I just shrugged and took her up on it.>Because I was bored of avoiding Fluttershy.>The next thing I know we're at her place on a pile of cushions and she's riding me like Calamity Jane.>I mean, really going at it, just grinding her teats and mare hood all over my junk.>Man, she is SO hairy down there.>Also she kept licking my ears the whole time.>I mean, it was kinda weird, but it felt really nice so I just went with it.>Eventually I wound up inside her and I gotta tell ya...>That mare has some spectacular muscle control.>I guess it's from all that yoga and stuff.>But damn, did I ever bust a huge nut inside that mare.>After words she just lay on top of me, humming a song quietly. >It was pretty damn comfy.>So yeah, I guess we're an item now.>You ain't getting any from me, Fluttershy.>You lost.>I'm banging your friend Tree Hugger now.>Sayonara sucker!
>>43664394No it's not, we can come back via double elimination
>>43664508Boy you couldn't even be bothered to edit out the double nostril on that sloppa, huh?
>boop mare>mare sticks her tongue down your pantsWhat the fuck??
>Boop mare>She dieswtf!?
>>43664848Sounds like you booped a bug
>>43664874Unfortunate
>>43664508You suck.Kill yourself.
>>43664037>you think you can tell celestia about twilight trying to pass legislation to get you to be her sex slave >BUT you walk in on this>your starting to think the system is against you
>>43666233Good, Twilight can be her slave.
>...
Fluttershy wouldn't rape me if I raped her first, right?
Fluttershy can't rape me if I consent.And she can't have consesual sex if I don't want have sex.Now she's trapped in a loop of me consenting and non consenting.
>>43667514She's gonna roofie (You).
>"Is AI your fetish, Anon?">https://derpibooru.org/images/3921146
>>43667880this aint AI though
>>43667889Anything with Fluttershy in it is AI.Awfully Irritating.
>>43558004Vampires don't have reflections.This image angers me more than you will ever know. Fuck you fat chink. I hope you get a cyst on the tip of your dick.
>Rainbro is trying to justify the insane fantasies Twilight has written about yyou>Twilight stands smugly knowing her chances of getting passed to law are high
>>43667889It is!Anal Insertion.
>>43668264She still has snowpity.
POV: Fluttershy rapes (You)>https://tantabus.ai/images/96682
>>43668801Anon counters by saying all princess should marry stallions. To not do so is a delinquency that fails to uphold Equestrian values.
>>43670024cute
Fine.Here is my one and only LAST FUCK to give.Use it wisely.I'm outta here.
>>43670775wh-where are you going anon?
>>43671150Away.
>>43671223...from you, Fluttershy.
>>43671230
>>43671230don't break her heart like that
fluttershy might win miss /mlp/ this year
>>43672529Great.She'll be even more insufferable than she already is.
>>43671257I'll break her heart like she breaks down my fucking door, thank you very much
POV: You're cooked.
>>43672900Might as well eat the cyanide pills.
>>43672529Her losing is so funny.
>>43674399anon...
>>43674403He's from the future, if that matters.
>>43674413lies.
>>43663296>>43664037>"Oh, man. Look! Her diary actually has a table of contents in it.""Dash, I know I helped you steal it, but maybe we shouldn't read her diary.">She doesn't listen and, still looking in Twilight's diary, Dash lets loose a long and wheezy laugh, like a donkey being tickled.>The other ponies at the restaurant are all glaring at your table.>You know one of her louder outbursts made at least one stallion choke on his daisy sandwich for a minute.>She whacked him on the back with her hoof until he spit it out though, then took credit for saving his life afterwards.>"Chapter one: My childhood," Dash says, snickering while reading them aloud. "Chapter two: My favorite school assignments.""Can we just draw dicks in it and return it, like we said we were gonna?">"Wait! Wait, I haven't found the chapter about me yet.""Is that where we're gonna draw the dicks?">"No way! Get a load of this though... Chapter ten is called 'Studying Anon.'""That's probably just all about the Earth stuff I've told her about.">"Well, it's definitely the longest one in here. It's, like, over half the book. I'm gonna draw a dick in there first.""Fine by me.">Dash lays the book on the table and starts flipping through the pages, heading towards the middle.>"Hey, Anon, you should draw your dick in there somewhere. I bet she'd freak---">Dash does a double take at something she sees and starts flipping the pages backwards.>Now looking at the page where your chapter begins, her brow wrinkles slightly; she looks like she wants to scrunch her muzzle.>"Um, what's this...?">She pushes the open book across the table, towards you.>Twilight has drawn little green and purple hearts all around the title 'Studying Anon'.>She's also drawn pictures of her kissing you, and of you kissing her.>Of your hand holding her hoof.>Of you kissing her hoof.>Of you mounting her from behind with her tail lifted up while she smiles.>There's a photo of you in the shower glued in there too, taken while you were (seemingly) alone.>She's written a footnote beneath the photo:>'For pictures where he's pleasuring himself, please see Vol. 2.'>You've only jerked off in the shower here one time.>Just how many pictures did she take of it?!"Uh...">"Look!">Dash's hoof falls down on the page and points to something specific.>It's your dick.>A drawing of it, specifically.>"You started without me when I was in the bathroom!">Dash throws both her hooves up.>"What the hay, Anon?! I thought we were doing this together?""How do you know what my dick looks like?">She freezes.>"Uh...">You don't get an answer from her before a waitress comes and kicks you both out for being too loud.>Dash makes a big scene about it---"So this is how you guys treat a hero, huh?"---but leaves soon after.>She didn't leave any bits behind for you when she did though, and you still had to pay for lunch.>She made sure to take the diary though.>She says she wants to take 'Vol. 2' next time.
>>43674514lmao
7up
>>43674514Good stuff anon
>>43674514Maybe close the window when you shower Anon.
No Halloween green?
Fluttershy is not my loverShe's just a mare who says I am the oneBut the kid is not my son
>>43676481You were really brave to throw away jizz rags anon
>>43676009Guess not
>"Oh... I lost...">"W-well, at least you still like me, right Anon?"
>>43678342>Your fists curl into balls of anger>She already knows what's coming>This happened 3 years ago>Same situation>Same result>This time, you're going to make sure she finally gets the message>"A-anon? Um... I'm sorry...">That wont save you this time"Don't move, rat!">You lunge at her>rape rape rape rape rape rape
anons it is now NNN, be safe, board up your doors and windows for they can sense your powers growing.
Anons, I feel like I'm going crazy; do any of you recall a Fluttershy animation where she says "Happy Nightmare Night! I'm gonna suck your dic-I mean blood! Haha...uhh...." with her getting all embarrassed at the Freudian slip? My friend and I were quoting it and I couldn't find it anywhere this year.
>>43679261I think we've had it played during this year's anni -- go check the Firlin Files for raw videos around Flutterbat episodes
>>43679261It definitely sounds familiar
>>43679261>>43679364>>43679402The archives were not particularly kind or easy but some lateral searches did get me there, the FirlinFiles/Anniversary stream eventually got me to PonyTube in the right way.https://pony.tube/w/vedFmQmjFM2xkKrNBvQKBp
>>43679537>FirlinFilesAnon I was joking when I called cytube replays "The Firlin Files" lmao
>>43678830Joke’s on (You).That’s her fetish.
>>43679537Nice
>>43679537It won’t play
>>43660517>get home tired>see this>itsallsotiresome.jpg>you're way too tired to get rid of her, then change sheets, then take another shower, just to sleep in the room that already has her smell>you lay on the bed and pulls Fluttershy close using your legs and arms to lock her into a tight hug>at first she is ecstatic>then she is confused at your lack of further action>then she realized you're fast asleep>and she can't move>forget about making love to you in your sleep>she can't even get herself off no matter how much she tries to move>your musk and grip excites her anyway, filling her head with naughy thoughts and preventing her from peacefully sleeping together with you>by the moring anon will wake up with sore and numb limbs and with a puddle of squash soup, Fluttershy will have mastered the art of how to reach climax just by winking and suffer from severe dehydration and insomnia>but at least you will not be >fucking Fluttershy>you wake up to see a passed out fluttershy>you get a bonerohno
>>43682165Tie her up in the ruin sheets and set it ablaze.
>>43682165You ever think Anon would get fed up, say fuck it, and slap Fluttershy?
>>43682681all manners of your touch only makes her clit harder
>>43682681Why not plap her instead?
>>43682681several timeshttps://derpicdn.net/img/view/2016/1/4/1059301.png
>>43682774Ew Flutterpussy
>>43682774Oh wow
>>43682762And your hand will never be clean.
>>43682165
>>43683652Stupid horse ate all my yogurt
>>43684206At least she got brain damage.
>>43636919Dude, she's a bat. She lives in a cave, a damp dark cave full of slime and fungi.Think of the cave smell she must have.
>>43636940I don't think slep is gonna write again.F
>>43684751Wait what happened?
>>43684873Guess I shouldn't have posted that FTo clarify, I think he's just off the ride. I'd love to see some new slep kino, but if you look up his FimFic account you can see that he hasn't been on it in over a year.
>>43684889Oh well thank god it’s just that, I haven’t been following the thread as closely as I used to, so I thought I might’ve missed something real big. I guess I overreacted
>>43684522She’s just a cumoholic
>>43685495>"It's true, anon! I just can't live without cumohol!""Uh-huh.">"The doctors say you have to sleep with me or else I could die!""No.">"But it's a matter of life and death, anon! I could, um.. get a court order, I think. Then you'd have to do it!""I'll just pay the fine. Or go to prison. Whatever.">"... What if I said please?""Still no.">pic related
