Due to limited fabric color options at 1.5mm pile length, and the overall superiority of 1.5mm over 1mm, we are going with color D232, the same color used for Prototypes 2 and 3. Hard call, but necessary for a superior filly.EU and UK orders have a new price due to IOSS and UK VAT requirements. The new price is 20% above the base plushie + testing + our 50¢ administrative fee. This is NOT an additional 20% on shipping or VAT. It covers the cost of having another company handle EU taxes and the extra work involved in EU/UK orders. EU buyers get no postoffice processing fee, no need to pay VAT, delivery to your door, and about 5 days faster shipping. IOSS has pros and cons, but it's a fuckin pain in the ass.UPD. EU has currently paused EPR obligations while they review the law >>43554542Preorders are closed. Thanks to everyone who ordered! Latecoomer adoptions will occur about a month after invoices go out.We are in production. Invoices should start going out in late November. We've asked for production pictures.Estimated pricing:Outside EU/UK: $20 for the first plushie, +$11.50 for each additional.EU/UK: ~$22 for the first, +$13.50 for each additional.Final prices may vary by about $2 depending on shipping.>What is this?/mppp/ is the mass produced pony plushie project. itt we discuss mass-producing inexpensive pony plushies so every autist can have cheap, cuddable plushie.>The current situationSmall Horse Imports LLC is registered in the USA to handle the bureaucratic, banking, and tax portions of this project. This is the company your invoices will come from.Preorders closed at midnight Eastern, September 2nd!2643 fillies were preordered across 789 orders.Original price was $19.50 + $11 for each additional. CPSC certification is required, adding a ~$1400 expense and roughly 50¢ per unit. No radioactive fillies this time.For EU & UK, a 20% increase applies to the base filly, testing, and labor, NOT shipping or VAT. This pays for IOSS/UK VAT remittance and the additional work required for this region.At 3000 fillies, manufacture + testing is $7.13/unit. With our 50¢ administrative fee, that's $7.63/unit. EU/UK pricing makes the base $9.15/unit.We ordered 3000 fillies. Base manufacture price before testing is $6.66. Repeating 6's means great fortune in the East, but great misfortune in the West. What does it all mean? I dunno.>What still needs to be done?Send invoices.Ship the fillies.Want to help? Watch your email and the thread for news/invoices. Sponsor the poorfag raffle; there are more entries than ever; we want as many people as possible to get plushies.Also, let's keep up the designs for Floorb >>43497086 >>43551477. She's up next. We're doing an accessory pack and need high-quality drawings and decisions on what to dress our stinky NEET in. Laying vs standing?Questions? Put 'em in the thread or email info@mppp.horseDed thread >>43544247
Thread anthem >>43552239 >>43558733>https://u.pone.rs/booklrom.mp3VERSE 1Two thousand six hundred, orders in the night,Three thousand little fillies, everything's alright.The fabric's one-point-five, the factory's underway,But somebody chose the yellow and the anons lost their way.PRE-CHORUSGreen was in the polling, green was what they knew,Then came a softer fabric in a questionable hue.The votes are in the history, the prototype is gone,Now every anon is asking, “What the hell have we done?”CHORUSOh, Pissfilly, Pissfilly, riding through the mail,Soft little pony on a bureaucratic trail.Twenty dollars stateside, Europe pays some more,But EPR is waiting at the customs door.Oh, Pissfilly, Pissfilly, yellow in the light,Half the board is furious, half says it's alright.Three thousand plushies marching, production has begun,Just pray the European package doesn't get undone.VERSE 2Invoices in November, shipments on the way,Poorfags need a raffle just to brighten up the day.The Americans are cuddling, the Euros start to sweat,“Can somebody explain this regulation to me yet?”VAT and IOSS, packaging by the ton,A different rule for every country—oh, what fun.A thousand-dollar problem just to ship a little horse,And every new requirement sends the project off its course.CHORUSOh, Pissfilly, Pissfilly, riding through the mail,Soft little pony on a bureaucratic trail.Twenty dollars stateside, Europe pays some more,But EPR is waiting at the customs door.Oh, Pissfilly, Pissfilly, yellow in the light,“Was this really what we voted for?” becomes the fight.Three thousand plushies marching, production has begun,Just pray the European package doesn't get undone.BRIDGE“Can we use a reshipper?”“Can the factory take the blame?”“Can we change the Pantone?”“Can we run the poll again?”Someone calls it rigged,Someone calls it fate,Someone's researching legislationAt a quarter past eight.And somewhere in the distance,A tiny plush awaits,While anons debate its colorAnd the paperwork of states.FINAL CHORUSOh, Pissfilly, Pissfilly, victory or doom,Three thousand little ponies waiting in a room.From Shenzhen to the mailbox, through regulations wide,Every anon just wants a tiny horse beside.Oh, Pissfilly, Pissfilly, the saga carries on,The preorders have closed but the arguments aren't gone.Softness over color, bureaucracy versus funRaise your glass to Pissfilly:The stupid horse has won.
Thanks for making the new thread Anon. No news to report otherwise.
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>>43560274I understood that reference.
>>43560363I'm out of the loopWe're not really getting the one on the right are we
>>43560406We're getting something closer to picrel >>43506624
>>43560274lel
>>43560414Damn. It's quite a distance from the iconic anon green. I guess it's Anon*filly* though, lighter hair colour than a full grown Anonmare makes sense... yes this is cope
Threadly reminder that no one complained about the prototypes' color until after the design got finalized and preorders opened.
>>43560485Your chutzpah will not work here.Multiple Anons mentioned during the ordering phase that Anonfilly looks off on the photos and ads, and asked if this is just bad lighting.
>>43560485Threadly reminder that the issue is not the color but the poll and its handling.
Jewanon you still here?Burner: request_siamese951@simplelogin.com
>>43560406The joke is that anon was incorrectly quoting 395 as a typo of 359 earlier.This is her color under what appears to be lightly cloudy daytime conditions.
>>43561492Pull on her tail and flip her over until she falls on her back
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>>43561498What kind of a pride flag is this?
>>43560414???????????????it's this filly???????
>>43562217>he posted the photo where everything has a blue tint and the filly is still yellowishYeah, it's this filly.
>>43562217Real piss filly colors.
>>43562111mare attracted person
>>43562615Ponysexual flag already exists, though.
>>43560268since you're targeting before christmas. what is the estimated date for shipping?
>>43562862Last week of November or first week of December.>>43562282Mexican Filly>>43560274Truly a filly of all time
>>43562282I am extracting her color mwah ha ha.
>>43563751>>43560268>using the name field>without actual the tripcodeNigger.
>>43564058No U.I invested all your money in $MARE bits, by the way.https://x.com/MareBits
>>43563985>they tried to rob you of this filly
