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Due to limited fabric color options at 1.5mm pile length, and the overall superiority of 1.5mm over 1mm, we are going with color D232, the same color used for Prototypes 2 and 3. Hard call, but necessary for a superior filly.

EU and UK orders have a new price due to IOSS and UK VAT requirements. The new price is 20% above the base plushie + testing + our 50¢ administrative fee. This is NOT an additional 20% on shipping or VAT. It covers the cost of having another company handle EU taxes and the extra work involved in EU/UK orders. EU buyers get no postoffice processing fee, no need to pay VAT, delivery to your door, and about 5 days faster shipping. IOSS has pros and cons, but it's a fuckin pain in the ass.

UPD. EU has currently paused EPR obligations while they review the law >>43554542

Preorders are closed. Thanks to everyone who ordered! Latecoomer adoptions will occur about a month after invoices go out.

We are in production. Invoices should start going out in late November. We've asked for production pictures.

Estimated pricing:
Outside EU/UK: $20 for the first plushie, +$11.50 for each additional.
EU/UK: ~$22 for the first, +$13.50 for each additional.
Final prices may vary by about $2 depending on shipping.

>What is this?

/mppp/ is the mass produced pony plushie project. itt we discuss mass-producing inexpensive pony plushies so every autist can have cheap, cuddable plushie.

>The current situation

Small Horse Imports LLC is registered in the USA to handle the bureaucratic, banking, and tax portions of this project. This is the company your invoices will come from.

Preorders closed at midnight Eastern, September 2nd!

2643 fillies were preordered across 789 orders.

Original price was $19.50 + $11 for each additional. CPSC certification is required, adding a ~$1400 expense and roughly 50¢ per unit. No radioactive fillies this time.

For EU & UK, a 20% increase applies to the base filly, testing, and labor, NOT shipping or VAT. This pays for IOSS/UK VAT remittance and the additional work required for this region.

At 3000 fillies, manufacture + testing is $7.13/unit. With our 50¢ administrative fee, that's $7.63/unit. EU/UK pricing makes the base $9.15/unit.

We ordered 3000 fillies. Base manufacture price before testing is $6.66. Repeating 6's means great fortune in the East, but great misfortune in the West. What does it all mean? I dunno.

>What still needs to be done?
Send invoices.
Ship the fillies.

Want to help? Watch your email and the thread for news/invoices. Sponsor the poorfag raffle; there are more entries than ever; we want as many people as possible to get plushies.

Also, let's keep up the designs for Floorb >>43497086 >>43551477. She's up next. We're doing an accessory pack and need high-quality drawings and decisions on what to dress our stinky NEET in. Laying vs standing?

Questions? Put 'em in the thread or email info@mppp.horse

Ded thread >>43544247
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Thread anthem >>43552239 >>43558733
>https://u.pone.rs/booklrom.mp3

VERSE 1
Two thousand six hundred, orders in the night,
Three thousand little fillies, everything's alright.
The fabric's one-point-five, the factory's underway,
But somebody chose the yellow and the anons lost their way.

PRE-CHORUS
Green was in the polling, green was what they knew,
Then came a softer fabric in a questionable hue.
The votes are in the history, the prototype is gone,
Now every anon is asking, “What the hell have we done?”

CHORUS
Oh, Pissfilly, Pissfilly, riding through the mail,
Soft little pony on a bureaucratic trail.
Twenty dollars stateside, Europe pays some more,
But EPR is waiting at the customs door.

Oh, Pissfilly, Pissfilly, yellow in the light,
Half the board is furious, half says it's alright.
Three thousand plushies marching, production has begun,
Just pray the European package doesn't get undone.

VERSE 2
Invoices in November, shipments on the way,
Poorfags need a raffle just to brighten up the day.
The Americans are cuddling, the Euros start to sweat,
“Can somebody explain this regulation to me yet?”

VAT and IOSS, packaging by the ton,
A different rule for every country—oh, what fun.
A thousand-dollar problem just to ship a little horse,
And every new requirement sends the project off its course.

CHORUS
Oh, Pissfilly, Pissfilly, riding through the mail,
Soft little pony on a bureaucratic trail.
Twenty dollars stateside, Europe pays some more,
But EPR is waiting at the customs door.

Oh, Pissfilly, Pissfilly, yellow in the light,
“Was this really what we voted for?” becomes the fight.
Three thousand plushies marching, production has begun,
Just pray the European package doesn't get undone.

BRIDGE
“Can we use a reshipper?”
“Can the factory take the blame?”
“Can we change the Pantone?”
“Can we run the poll again?”

Someone calls it rigged,
Someone calls it fate,
Someone's researching legislation
At a quarter past eight.

And somewhere in the distance,
A tiny plush awaits,
While anons debate its color
And the paperwork of states.

FINAL CHORUS
Oh, Pissfilly, Pissfilly, victory or doom,
Three thousand little ponies waiting in a room.
From Shenzhen to the mailbox, through regulations wide,
Every anon just wants a tiny horse beside.

Oh, Pissfilly, Pissfilly, the saga carries on,
The preorders have closed but the arguments aren't gone.
Softness over color, bureaucracy versus fun
Raise your glass to Pissfilly:

The stupid horse has won.
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Thanks for making the new thread Anon. No news to report otherwise.
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>>43560274
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>>43560274
I understood that reference.
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>>43560363
I'm out of the loop
We're not really getting the one on the right are we
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>>43560406
We're getting something closer to picrel >>43506624
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>>43560274
lel
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>>43560414
Damn. It's quite a distance from the iconic anon green. I guess it's Anon*filly* though, lighter hair colour than a full grown Anonmare makes sense... yes this is cope
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Threadly reminder that no one complained about the prototypes' color until after the design got finalized and preorders opened.
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>>43560485
Your chutzpah will not work here.
Multiple Anons mentioned during the ordering phase that Anonfilly looks off on the photos and ads, and asked if this is just bad lighting.
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>>43560485
Threadly reminder that the issue is not the color but the poll and its handling.
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Jewanon you still here?
Burner: request_siamese951@simplelogin.com
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>>43560406
The joke is that anon was incorrectly quoting 395 as a typo of 359 earlier.
This is her color under what appears to be lightly cloudy daytime conditions.
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>>43561492
Pull on her tail and flip her over until she falls on her back
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>>43561498
What kind of a pride flag is this?
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>>43560414
???????????????
it's this filly???????
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>>43562217
>he posted the photo where everything has a blue tint and the filly is still yellowish
Yeah, it's this filly.
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>>43562217
Real piss filly colors.
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>>43562111
mare attracted person
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>>43562615
Ponysexual flag already exists, though.
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>>43560268
since you're targeting before christmas. what is the estimated date for shipping?
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>>43562862
Last week of November or first week of December.

>>43562282
Mexican Filly

>>43560274
Truly a filly of all time
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>>43562282
I am extracting her color mwah ha ha.
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>>43563751
>>43560268
>using the name field
>without actual the tripcode
Nigger.
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>>43564058
No U.
I invested all your money in $MARE bits, by the way.
https://x.com/MareBits
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>>43563985
>they tried to rob you of this filly
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>>43564312
No kidding, if the EU fuck this over my heart will crumble. I'm in too deep now, I NEED her.
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>>43562282
Can you make it depressingly grey so I can see what it'll be like when she gets to this shitehole?
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>>43564728
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>>43564871
Eastern European filly
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>>43564871
Hell yeah. Just like home.
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>>43565190
filly thought those muchrooms were safe...
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>>43565190
Filly suffered heatstroke in the middle of the Bob Marshall Wilderness Complex during the record setting Montana Heat Dome event of July 2026.

>>43564058
huh?
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>>43565760
>huh?
nta but trips have been broken for a while (since that time desuwa/rapeape/hiro fucked with site's HTML for SEO purposes)
trips are bold, just like names, pic rel
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>>43565764
It seems to be random, sometimes I see them displayed properly, other times they're bold.
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>>43565884
>sometimes I see them displayed properly, other times they're bold.
iirc reloading the page makes this bold
probably because "locally cached" posts have different (older) html than the updated one
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>>43566285
>iirc reloading the page makes this bold
Confirmed, it does.
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I haven't visited /mppp/ for a few years now. Are you guys still sending emails with every new plush run? The last I remember was Aryanne plushies.
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>>43567697
They've sent emails here and there. Dunno if the emails reach everyone, but I definitely got emails for Verity, Frosty, Nasapone and the anonfilly runs.
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Slow updates lately. Finally got the UK VAT registration submitted. Still waiting to hear about the EPR decision from the EU. Overall things are progressing.

>>43565764
Goddamnit Hiromoot, fix your site.

>>43567697
Yes, we did an email announcing the v3 Anonfilly. You should have received an email from info@mappp.horse
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>>43568365
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>>43568633
Can't wait to show my incoming filly the wonders of the British countryside, cute fillies aren't made for city living.
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>>43569453
>Oi, you gotta loisense fer dat filly?
>Gonna 'ave ta confiscate it, ya unduhstand mate
>I'm sure iffin ya file a claim with the Grand Magistrate of Shartfordshire, you can pay da penalty fine and 'ave yer filly back in... noine to fifteen mumfs, giv 'er take
>Anyway, stuff uppa lip, God save da king an all dat
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>>43569453
Rolling around in the emerald grass of the hilly English countryside with my fillies before the bobbies take them away for my lack of a filly license!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlmiRndxkU8
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>>43569241
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>>43570955
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>>43569898
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I'm learning to tie a bow for one of the fillies. Have to find a small cap and shades for The One. Also, damn, what'd I miss the last week?
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>>43577781
bow filly gang let's go!
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>>43577781
>it's not yellow
>it's the lighting
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>>43577781
I'm gunna love slowly dying my Anonfilly more green by growing chia seeds all over her
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>>43578368
It's 50/50, I'd say. The lightbulbs in this room are definitely very yellow. Here she is again with an actually white light
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>>43577781
I'm gunna love slowly dying my Anonfilly more yellow by pissing all over her



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