>>43561885
So, is she threatening to stuff her tit into your mouth?

I don't think I'd want to stuff any of my body parts in someone's mouth if I were bullying them, unless I had a knife to their throat or a gun to their head or something. And I'm not a nigger so I wouldn't.

>>43561885
t h i g h s

>you will never be sexually bullied by Pinkie who wants to gaslight you into a mommydom
JUST

>see boob
>call the teacher
what a fag

>>43562456
Anon, you just blackpilled me
>>43562557
she never actually lets you touch her, just teases you and strings you along, hence the bullying

>>43562456
Buying rope now

>>43563394
F

>>43564576
I need a gyaru Ponk ASMR

>>43561885
hot

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DESPERATELY need this pink BPDemon in my life

>>43561885
Will she sit on my face if I reject her advances until I comply?

>>43562284
In japan people bully each other by threatening to increase the birth rate

>>43565932
yes

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>>43561885
I'm conflicted now, ponk being a gyaru is the logical conclusion but somehow I never thought of that, I always felt it would be more of a Rarity or even Fluttershy thing. I must reevaluate every single headcanon I've made in the past 15 years

>>43567163
why ponk head wide

>>43567897
squish

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>'Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime gaaaaal...'
>That song's been stick in your head for a while now, no surprise.
>You've been chasing your own singing frog; an anomaly that only you can see and hear.
>And you can't tell if it's you or the world that's gone mad.
>Everybody knows Pinkie Pie and she is everyone's friend.
>But nobody else can see her the way you do.
>It was your first day and she immediately sought you out in her own special way.
>"OMIGOSH IT'S THE NEW TRANSFER STUDENT IT'S SO GOOD TO MEET YOU I HOPE YOU LIKE CUPCAKES HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII~~~!"
"Uh, hi?"
>A big pink face with wide baby blue eyes obscured your vision.
>No girl who looked that good had ever looked at you like that.
>Her massive hairdo wasn't the only part of her bouncing around.
>And she seemed to have no regard for the dress code considering her bare navel and extremely short skirt.
>"You checkin' me out, new kid?"
"Oh! Sorry! No, sorry!"
>She giggled and pinched your cheek with enormous fake nails.
>"Such a little CUTIE~~!"
>Your face flushed.
>First day here and you were already publicly humiliated.
>Strangely, none of the students around you seemed to care.
>One gave a quick 'Hi, Pinkie!' as they passed, and the strange girl returned the greeting before turning her predatory eyes back to you.
>"Ooooh I just KNOW we're gonna end up being good friends!"
>Then she kissed your cheek.
>And grabbed a handful of your ass.
>"Bye, new kid!"
>With that, she skipped away.
>You stood there stunned for a long moment before a familiar face entered your vision.
>"Dude, is that a kiss mark?"
>You gasped in horror as you wiped at your face, and sure enough, glittery rose-colored lipgloss smeared your hand.
"Shit!"
>You searched your backpack for tissues as Norm laughed.
>"Holy shit dude, I thought I was the only person you knew here. You got a secret girlfriend, or... oh."
>His excitement suddenly deflates as you tried to rub away the mark.
>"Right, Pinkie. Whatever, let's go dude."

>>43567976
"Hang on, the fuck do you mean 'whatever'? That psycho just... molested me!"
>"Molested? Nah dude, don't worry about it, it's just Pinkie."
"The fuck does that mean?"
>"Pink hair, dresses like an anime girl, no concept of personal space or indoor voice?"
"Yeah?"
>"Pinkie Pie. You get used to her."
"The fuck? She just goes around kissing everyone?"
>Norm paused at that.
>"Now that you mention it, no. But she does all sorts of crazy stuff. Most of us just ignore it."
"How can you ignore a girl dressed like that?"
>"Like what?"
"With the... and her... and showing all the..."
>Norm laughed.
>"I dunno what to tell you, man. I guess never thought of her like that before."
"How is that even possible? You start liking dudes all of a sudden?"
>"Hell no, man. It's just... that's Pinkie. She's not really like... a girl, y'know?"
"You mean she's got a...?"
>"Fuck no, she's a girl, she's just... Pinkie. You'll get used to it after seeing more of her."
>You did see a lot more of her.
>But you never got used to her.

>>43567979
Ooooh yes, we eatin' good tonight Ponkbros

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>>43567979
LETS GOOOO

>>43567897
wide pride world wide

>>43567979
nice

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>>43567979
>"Pinkie? What about her?"
>An annoyed expression on this one.
"Well, like, what's her deal?"
>"Deal? I dunno, she's just Pinkie. Wants to be everyone's friend and throws lame kiddie parties all the time. Weird. Rainbow seems to like her, though."
>There were similar answers from the few other students you got a chance to ask.
>Aside from her best friend being Rainbow Dash, there wasn't much specific that anyone had to say about her.
>Some praised her for being friendly, some derided her for being annoying, but nobody told you anything about why this girl would start sexually harassing you out of the blue.
>After spending much of your second day of school interrogating anyone who'd give you the time of day, she popped up again just as you were gathering your shit from your locker.
>Literally, popped up. From the bottom of your locked locker.
>"SURPRISE~!!!"
"AAAAAAHHHH THE FUCK?"
>You fell to the floor in fright.
>Other students in the hall turned around in alarm, saw Pinkie, and immediately resumed what they were doing as if nothing had happened.
>The pink menace leaned down towards you and blew a party horn.
>"Happy Second Day At A New School Day!"
"Pinkie what the fuck were you doing in my locker?"
>"Waiting to wish you a very happy Second Day At-"
"How the FUCK did you get into my locker?"
>"With extreme difficulty. I could barely squeeze my massive mommy milkers through!"
"Yeah I bet you... what?"
>Incidentally, this was the moment that you first noticed that from this vantage point you could see almost all the way up her miniskirt.
>You couldn't see any panties, so she was either wearing a thong, or... nothing.
>A giggle drew your attention back up to her smirking face.
>She straightened up, peering at you from over her... 'mommy milkers', which was an apt description.
>"Oooooh, I didn't know I was hiding in a PERVERT'S locker~!"
"H-Hey, I'm not a-"
>"I should've looked for some dirty mags while I was in there!"
>She whirled around, her skirt flaring to give you the briefest glimpse of more smooth pink skin, and started digging around in your locker.
"Get out of there!"
>It's not like you had anything but books and a spare sweater, but still.
>You stood up and moved to pull her away, only to be blocked by a butt.
>A rather big butt stuck up in the air, waving provocatively at you.
>You froze with your hands half-extended, and Pinkie looked back at you with lidded eyes.
>"Oh ~nooooo~, did I leave my poor little defenseless tushy exposed?"
>You forced your hands down and looked away from her wiggling.
"No, just... get out!"
>"Awww, OK."
>She hung her head and did a sad walk away.
>You watched her turn the corner down the hall.
>You gathered up the shit from your locker, only to hear a sudden whisper in your ear.
>"I love how you undress me with your eyes, stud."
>There was a flash of pink in your vision and a quick peck on your cheek.
>You spun around, searching for any sign of the menace, but there was none.

>>43569578
With a speed like he's, it is no wonder one's virginity is in danger with her around.

>>43569578
>"Anon? You there?"
>A rap of knuckles on your head drew your attention to Norm.
>"I've been talking for like a full minute bro, you good?"
"But... Pinkie... you didn't see any of that?"
>"Pinkie was here? Oh look, she got your other cheek this time!"
>He chuckled casually as he pulled out a tissue.
>"Here, I'll get that for you."
"You didn't notice her appearing out of nowhere?"
>"Huh? Oh yeah, she does that."
"What the fuck does that MEAN?"
>Shrug.
>"She just does it, it's a Pinkie thing, man."
"Am... Am I going crazy?"
>"Only if you think too hard about it. Just let her do her thing."
"Even though her 'thing' is trying to get me to feel her up in the halls?"
>"Huh? Pinkie doesn't do stuff like that, it must've just been an accident."
"Dude you were RIGHT there next to me."
>"Sorry man, I kinda just tune her out nowadays. I guess most of us do."
"How is that even possible?"
>"Because it's just Pinkie stuff, man. Free cake, balloons, the occasional musical number..."
"The occasional WHAT?"
>"Dude, you gotta calm down. Like I said, it's no big deal."
"But she..."
>You look around anxiously, and lower your voice to a whisper.
"When I was on the ground, I think... I'm pretty sure she wasn't wearing any panties, dude."
>"So?"
"So!? She's walking around school with nothing covering her waist but a skirt the length of a pencil! Shouldn't the teachers stop her? What if some guy, you know, like, takes advantage!?"
>Norm laughs; a deep guffaw.
>"Take advantage? Yeah, right. Nobody in town would dare touch Pinkie like that."
"Why? Is she dangerous?"
>"Dangerous? Hell no. They just... wouldn't."
"You can't expect me to believe she walks around like that and no creep's ever tried to cop a feel."
>"Ew, no! That's so... I don't know, it's hard to explain. It'd be like touching your little sister, y'know?"
"She's not everyone's sister."
>"Actually dude, she kinda is. She's Pinkie. She's... innocent."
"But she's not a kid, she's... clearly grown-up in a lot of ways. But nobody's ever tried to do anything with her?"
>"Nah dude, I'm telling ya, that'd be weird."
"...Hello my baby..."
>"Huh?"
"Nothing. Just feeling like I'm not in Kansas anymore."
>"I don't know why you're so hung up on this, man."
"Because it's weird. If any other girl in school dressed like that, started kissing guys..."
>"Oh for sure, yeah. That'd be weird as hell. I'd really be worried in that case."
"But not when it's Pinkie."
>"I guess I see where you're coming from, but she's just not like normal people. The rules don't apply."

>>43570329
"There's gotta be more to it than that."
>"I guess if you really want to know more about her you could try asking Rainbow Dash."
"So I've heard. Some big track star, right?"
>"Along with every other sport. She's usually hanging with the jocks. I eat lunch with Flash sometimes so I can probably finagle an introduction."
"I'd appreciate that."
>Norm shakes his head, clearly finding your newfound interest weird, and you're not sure why.
>If anything it should be weirder if you weren't interested, right?
>Like, who wouldn't want to know more about a girl who kissed you while talking about her 'mommy milkers'?
>...
>Interested purely in a 'what the hell is going on' way, of course.
>"I don't know why you're so hung up on this, man."
"Because it's weird. If any other girl in school dressed like that, started kissing guys..."
>"Oh for sure, yeah. That'd be weird as hell. I'd really be worried in that case."
"But not when it's Pinkie."
>"I guess I see where you're coming from, but she's just not like normal people. The rules don't apply."
"There's gotta be more to it than that."
>"I guess if you really want to know more about her you could try asking Rainbow Dash."
"So I've heard. Some big track star, right?"
>"Along with every other sport. She's usually hanging with the jocks. I eat lunch with Flash sometimes so I can probably finagle an introduction."
"I'd appreciate that."
>Norm shakes his head, clearly finding your newfound interest weird, and you're not sure why.
>If anything it should be weirder if you weren't interested, right?
>Like, who wouldn't want to know more about a girl who kissed you while talking about her 'mommy milkers'?
>...
>Interested purely in a 'what the hell is going on with this reality-bending magic' way, of course.
>You're not gonna take her up on her... offer.
>Don't stick your dick in crazy.
>Even if the crazy is opening daring you to grab her plump ass and slide your hand up her skirt to feel her soft wet-
>"Anyway, see ya tomorrow, man."
"Yeah, dude."
>You and Norm split ways, and you head home, shaking your head and trying not to think of her warm lips pressing against your cheek.

>>43565527
good post