Previous thread: >>43533696/moon/day Thread OP template: https://ponepaste.org/10858/moon/day Story Archive: https://ponepaste.org/10731Lunar Tunes Playlist: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLPZFLrezW19x4msWO-HIuHvjwdWSfiVdcEquestria Project (meditation/lucid dreaming guide): https://pastebin.com/3mQfmH24 (embed) (embed)Old /moon/day story archive: https://poneb.in/He5X50m6Obligatory: https://youtu.be/-BjO2pXcqJI?is=OHly-IzG9X9mZYNB [Embed] [Embed]Humanizations of Princess Luna and others have a dedicated thread - post them there. Keep it pony (aside from inclusions of Anonymous in pics).Ongoing Stories:"Demons & Nightmares", by Durr0694: https://ponepaste.org/11243"Moonlight, Veiled - Book 3", by horsa: https://ponepaste.org/11561"Our Kingdom", by O.K: https://ponepaste.org/11360Stories On Hiatus:"Ghost in the Shadows" by ReggieSomething: https://ponepaste.org/7522"Assistant to the Night Court", by LmonE6: https://ponepaste.org/121"Lunar Entanglement, Act I", by ReggieSomething: https://ponepaste.org/1113Dead (Until proven otherwise) Stories:"Embracing the Night, Part 5", by AutoPony: https://ponepaste.org/3605"A Heart Longs for Another", by AnthonyC4: https://ponepaste.org/873"Our Thirty Years War", by TheGhostlydude: https://ponepaste.org/6795"A Bond Through the Ages", by Ar-Adunakhor: https://ponepaste.org/6722"MoonyCYOA", by Krivvy: https://ponepaste.org/4290"A Nightmare, No More", by Starla: https://ponepaste.org/5708"I Am Become Moon", by Prince_Polaris: https://ponepaste.org/11789Upcoming moon phases:New Moon: October 10thFirst Quarter: October 18thFull Moon: October 26thThird Quarter: November 1st
MOOOOOOOOOOOON
helloshe is here to fight your nightmareswhoa... she's pretty!
i forgot to make the fuckin thread at midnight like i said i would because i was being incestualdamn it just dont tell /sun/
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>>43562430bro your are not gonna believe this shit...>>43562433
>>43562452oh no
>Cause it's a long way to the top if you wanna wock and woll
>>43562415My wife is gorgeous!
>>43562415STAND UP ALL THE NIGHT AND CALL THE FIGHTLET YOUR MIND GO WILD BEFORE THE LIGHTHERE WE ARE THE ARMY OF THE NIGHTMAAATAAA LUUUNIIIAAA
ILOVEMYMOONWIFE!
she approaches
>>43563026I kneel.
>>43563026>>43563051I DON'T
This is HER month
I love mondays
Can't wait to stay up late celebrating the anni with mooney marewife
Aah, once more I recline with my Mooney and drift off to sleep with her. Truly, she makes my world go round.
>>43565120I should sleep with my moonwife more often. Problem's that her wings tend to poke alot.
(You) startled her and made her lose her game!
>>43565948she will get her revenge
I wish I dreamed of her more often.
>>43566531I've dreamed of Twilight, of Trixie, of Starlight, of Spitfire, of Celestia, of Applejack, but never Luna. It's never Luna!
>>43566641I’ve dreamed of Pinkie, Twilight, Rainbow, and a yellow random. Luna might be too busy with her duties to enter our dreams. She worked so hard for ponies that didn’t appreciate her and ironically humans that do can’t always chat with her in dreams.
>>43565948>lose the game!fuck u
>>43566671
an important surgery i s underway
>>43567081I have enlisted the aid of the machine
>>43567081I hope she's okay...
>>43567420marechine*
Mind if I share a small, inconsequential theory with you moonfriends?I have a theory that Nightmare Night came to be when a folkloric interpretation of Nightmare Moon was syncretized with an older, pre-diarchal tradition that had Wendigos as its central figure rather than Nightmare Moon.I think this because:1. (Assuming Nightmare Night occurs around the same time our Halloween does, mid-to-late autumn) The time of year it takes place in is seemingly arbitrary for a holiday that has Luna as its point of origin. What would make more sense would be if it was either celebrated during the night of the Summer Sun Celebration so that it better parallels the myth; OR during Equestria's winter solstice, the time of year where the night's the longest, which would put it decently close to Hearth's Warming Day. It makes more sense that, like our Halloween, Nightmare Night began as a harvest festival and the reason why it takes place when it does is that it's the time of year immediately prior to winter.2. Nightmare Moon's role in Nightmare Night itself. Where she serves as a sort of judge/apex predator. Offer her your candy or she eats you. Unless Nightmare moon just straight-up ate a pony during her rebellion this is a WILD characterization to give her. Much less so for Wendigo. And while they also don't literally eat ponies the blizzards they conjure could be metaphorically described as "swallowing" ponies in the whiteout. That, and the most common time for ponies to disappear would be during winter, when they have the least amount of contact with eachother. Once again, making it easier to circulate stories that they were "eaten" by the wendigo. The second part of this is the offerings. The harvest, or in the modern days, candy. While nightmare moon craves reverence and offering a portion of your harvest is very reverent it's also very non-descript and rings heavily of appeasement when what nightmare moon wants is probably closer to idolatry. If you want to keep Nightmare Moon pleased why offer food when burning an effigy of Celestia would probably net much better results? It makes more sense if food offerings are a hold-over from an earlier Wendigo tradition. Winter is a natural time for famine and famine is a natural time for conflict. Likely giving Wendigo a very strong cultural connection with hunger like they have in our world. It would make sense to offer them food in that context and the appeasement may even work considering that willfully destroying part of the food supply would only accelerate pony society towards a state of famine/conflict thus inadvertently pleasing them. And unlike Nightmare Moon Wendigo care very little about being seen as ultimately malevolent entities that need to be appeased.
>>43567476she is better!though, I may have overestimated how big the mane and tail should be...
Hunting the other Old Ones with Princess Moon Presence!
she is the valiant protector of my van
>>43567970That makes a lot of sense, anon.>>43568130Big mane ^:-)
>>43568680more coming with her mane.....
>>43568778I almost forgot part of her mane, that just wouldn't do...
and now it's time to sleep...
>>43568836
>>43569105Egad, Anon! Such a bold move to perform during their period of slumber!
>>43569105Now he is even booping helpless, sleeping mares! Somebody stop this anon!
>>43567081*beep* *BEEEEEP*she's dead...
My wife is a great cook!
>>43569823
>>43567970This theory has a lot of strong bones but I'd quibble with some of the specifics. Somethings to note also are that the Nightmare Night we see is specifically in a mostly earth pony village, and that when Luna shows up she's being a good princess so the way she arrived is the way she was making contact with these kinds of villages 1000 years ago.>It would make sense to offer them food in that context and the appeasement may even work considering that willfully destroying part of the food supply would only accelerate pony society towards a state of famine/conflict thus inadvertently pleasing them.Nothing really gives the impression that Windigos operate on this level of negotiation. They seem to just keep pushing whenever they're able and retreat when conflict stops. Exacerbating conflict would make the Windigo problem worse, not better. Instead, it might be metaphorical trading relations that became literalized during unification while under Windigo attack. I'd suggest that it was an earth pony harvest festival that was originally about sending food to the other tribes before relations became strained, so something like:>Pre-UnificationEarth ponies give up part of their harvest to the other tribes, driving away the storms (pegasi) and darkness (unicorns) and probably also protecting themselves from monsters. Could also be an origin for costumes as a way to make differences in tribal appearance less of a shock - if this is the only day that hornheads and birdbrains are in the village, everypony would be less tense if the first thing you notice when looking at a pony is not their race.>Windigo AttackGiving up their meager supply of food is part of what literally drives away the Windigos by ending the conflict between tribes. Depending on the role of the sisters during unification, Luna may also have been literally have been the one collecting the harvest.>Before Nightmare MoonAll three tribes are definitely being ruled by the alicorns at this point. Luna showing up (the skies literally darkening when she does) and then giving up your harvest to her and the skies clearing is most likely something that happened at least once anyway, but there's no reason something extremely similar to modern Nightmare Night couldn't already be happening as a follow through from the above.It'd be really funny and cute if Nightmare Moon was named after Nightmare Night/was Luna's Nightmare Night costume before it became her evilsona. That feels really in character for the kinds of jokes she makes too.>After Nightmare MoonThe harvest festival is obviously still going to happen, so there's little reason not to reference a figure that was beloved but is now associated with fear during the spooky celebration. Over 1000 years ponies forget that she was a real pony and not just part of the celebration, which parallels Windigos that are a real thing that most ponies forgot were literally real but they still reference in Hearthswarming.
>>43569105it's too late! she was booped extensively during the surgery! and even KISSED
>>43569946>Nightmare Moon is Luna's meticulously crafted evil-sonaFirst of all. Adorable.Second of all. It WOULD be really interesting if Nightmare Moon was conceptualized long before Luna ever became corrupted because it would imply that the alicorn actually gets some say in how their nightmare form manifests.Hell, it would even give an actual, in-universe explanation for why Daybreaker looks like THAT (Nightmare Moon but on fire.) As her conception is rooted in the fears that Celestia would betray Luna or Twilight in the same way she perceived Luna betraying her. (If we ignore that Daybreaker only ever appeared in STARLIGHT'S nightmare). Whereas an older design like Nightmare Star is based in a different conception Celestia has of herself and her failings.tldr:>Celestia based her evil-sona off of Luna's evil-sona.
>>43567970I believe it was syncretized with older cultural practices, but never the ones about Windigos.>equinoxes vs solsticesCelestia and Luna are, first and foremost, the bringers or day and night. The entire day is Celestia's domain, but ask any filly what makes Celestia special? "She raises the sun!" Noon is of secondary importance. Same with Luna: her main thing happens in evenings and then she mostly just hangs around until dawn. So it's more fitting for them to have ancient personal days on equinoxes than on solstices, to be at the points of moving away from the perfect balance rather than on the apex. It also lets ponies AVOID mixing up their cults with mid-winter Windigo-themed celebrations.>Offer her your candy or she eats you.Isn't it just a prey animal thing? They would make up stories about you eating foals too if you looked scary enough.>Wendigo care very little about being seen as ultimately malevolent entities that need to be appeasedTrue, but it also doesn't seem like they can be appeased. Settlements that tried it likely got their Darwin awards and that was it.Before Windigos: four generic agricultural quarter days.After Windigos: three generic agricultural quarter days, winter taken up by celebrations of unity. (Alternatively, the events of the play weren't the first encounter and winter celebrations were about Windigo as far as history can see; every time ponies ceased to treat this myth seriously, they were attacked and the cycle started anew.)Two sisters: spring is Celestia's and autumn is Luna's, both mixed up with older agricultural stuff. Winter is still anti-Windigo. Summer is either still generic or vacant.One sister: summer is the new Celestia's day as she tries to counteract the entirety of cold and death on her own. Old spring celebration is carefully phased out and turned into the purely secular Winter Wrap Up as we know it. Old autumn celebration is left unattended because Celestia couldn't bring herself to do anything about it and slowly morphs into a parody of itself. Winter is, naturally, still winter.
She's kissing her favourite colt
>>43571001this is fake news pipsqueak is our adopted son
>>43571003Ooohhh that makes it kinkier and hotter
>Pedoniggery in my moonwife thread
>>43572080This is my first time experiencing myself posting an artist's stuff only to immediately find out they're an immense faggot.
>>43572118Good grief, Lunafags do nothing but complain and grumble about everything, the only ones who actually care about the artists are those looking for excuses to get angry.
>>43572133>He actually wants a "Trixie is trans" artist's trash on the boardGrim!
the anni (with moonwife) has begun
>>43572160I didn't even know the artist liked that, you know why? Because I don't give a shit who draws what, if it's nice, I save it, if it's not, I don't. That's all that matters to me.
MOONWIFE SPOTTED ON THE ANNI
>>43572293
>>43572384careful, that's how you lose a finger.
I love watching the Anni with Moonwife!
>>43572590Good!
pov: asking your moonwife if she still has one of those shadowbolt uniforms that she had her guards wearing during s1e2https://i.imgur.com/BCQS4kq.jpeg
>>43572590can't lose a hoof hopefully
She so pretty even when she's hungry.
>>43575337This is why she's my wife!
>>43575337In an era of cell phones Luna would insist on using a rotary phone.
>>43576166I love my autistic Moonwife!
would you smoke a fat bowl with Luna?
>>43578137Blueblood told you guys the alien would've been a terrible influence for Luna, but you just didn't listen.
SEASON TWO INBOUND. MOONBROS, THIS IS OUR SEASON!
>>43578502MY BODY IS READY
!!!ROUGHLY ONE HOUR UNTIL LUNAR IMPACT!!!
>>43578934Wonder if I should take the moonwife out in the van again to watch her episode...Was fun yesterday!
BEST MARE INCOMING
>>43578502 I'm terribly sorry Luna but I can't stay awake anymore
>>43579179Do it for her, moonfren
>>43579185Fine, I'll try to hold out for another 30 minutes.
>>43579150YES
I love her so much....
I hope annibros enjoyed Luna Eclipsed! I was and still am way too beat to bother this year.
>>43580585Hope you get better soon, moonfren
Woke up from a dream bump.
I keep forgetting how little screentime moonmare actually has in the series
>>43584786Could be a good thing. Let's us fill in the gaps with lore and headcanon of our own.
More Moonwife content coming up in the next episode!
>>43587496Best episode of S3, though I might be biased.
Any a version with the gorgeous Luna's fluffiness?
More moon!
>>43588833Seconding this. Also nice digits, moonfren.
>pic relatedA cutie who designed a whole castle of traps, secret doors, and hidden passageways just for shenanigans and hijinks
>>43591924i love her!
Would (You) bite off your toe for Luna?
>>43592467I think Luna would want my body wholly intact so she could be the one to bite things off
>>43592467>>43592484Oh sweet fucking Jesus I just saw the anni thread, now I get it, what the fuck
>>43592467I don't think Luna would want that.
For what reason? I wouldn't bite off my hoof for anything.
I need more luna videos...I'm trying to flesh out Wife Tape II but because I only missed three episodes, I can't remake the original tape (goes above 2 hours) but I'm also struggling to find enough wife centric content (video content specifically) to fill this one (at least on my PC itself)
>>43593201do you accept videos where LUNA appears or it must be videos of just LUNA and about the great Moon wife?
>>43593437they can involve other ponies but I kinda want them to be about luna or moony
>>43593437I love it when Luna seems like the only sane one in any room, especially when her sister's batshit crazy in some way.
>>43579282>>43578978>>43572168>>43568836>>43568835>>43568565>>43568130>>43567081PRINCESS POLARIS BATTER UP. IT'S TIME TO PLAY MARE BALL SON. PUT THE SEWING KIT AWAY IT'S BOTTOM OF THE NINTH AND WE NEED YOU
>>43594007HUH?
>>43594074this republic garbage makes no sense, it's a monarchy with luna as the ruler.
>monarchyI think I prefer diarchy.
My moon wife is totally radical!
Goodnight moonfrens.
>>43596269Sleep well, anon.
Moonbros represent!
>>43598935AWOOOOOOOGA SEX WITH PRINCESS LUNA UNF UNF UNF PLAP PLAP PLAP!!!
>>43598957Awooga indeed.
Me on the right
My wife is so talented!
I HAVE MORE NEWS
>That Luna statue>Those glasses>Those pillowsIncredible that the chinese have such great taste, and that Hasbro lets them get away with it on official merch.
>>43601715perhaps one of the cutest snoots I've seen
>>43601105The wives have been doubled! but seriously, why are there two of them?
>>43605321
>>43605321The ones in the foreground are dream entities.
>>43603515Why the fuck don't you see this kind of shit here in the states? Is it just because the Chinese part of the fandom is blooming?
>>43605406
>>43605408*ahem*tiananmen square
>>43606134I too don't know how to spell tiannemen
>>43606354How about Tenanmon Square instead?
>>43606697Tenenemon?
>>43606876something about west taiwan i thinkhttps://youtu.be/-LTtripsg5U
good showing, moonfrens, wife is proud of (You)!
MOONMARE MOONMARE CAN'T YOU SEE? STICKS AND ZIGGERS NEED TO HANG FROM TREES!
>>43605321I think Anon and Luna are watching actors portray a love scene between them for a movie. The director didn't tell the it would be that intense.
Moonwife is gonna get me through the post-anni doldrums!
Moon
>>43611257The moon is glorious!
>>43608146It’s Spics retard.Anyway the pony equivalent of spics, what’d they be?
>>43611881Thestrals aka bat ponies
>>43611881Batponies because they speak Spanish in Everyday Life With Guardsmares.
>>43611887>>43611890WTF? No. Luna's army is mostly bat ponies. Would Luna have an army of the pony equivalent of spics? I think not. She would not have bat ponies inless there was good reason for it. Since Luna's strategic thinking, operational planning, tactical acumen, and overall knack for warfare is undisputed by any Anon - except for the most niggardly and impoverished of intellectual fiber - it must be that bat ponies are not the Equestrian equivalent of spics. Luna would have selected them because of their fierceness in battle, loyalty, cunning in overcoming snafus and fubars, intensity of focus, endurance, resolve, ability to shatter skulls with sonic "Eeeee!", and overall cuteness. Ergo, bat ponies are not the Equestrian equivalent of spics. The Equestrian equivalent of spics must therefore be something else, probably one of the stupid creatures from the later episodes.
>>43612130>Would Luna have an army of the pony equivalent of spics?yes
>>43612892I want to kiss her on the hoof!
>>43612892She looks like she is about to start a stately dance.
she is almost complete...
>>43614532Holy shit those nubby little fangs are adorable
2am moonbump
My wife is an angel!
>>43614532You should also give her a fearsome spear or halberd as an accessory.
always remember to be patriotic, /moon/
>>43617996That's just about the best towel I've ever seen; and I've seen a lot of towels, so I know what I'm talking about.
>>43619193I have to ask: what was the worst towel you've seen?
>>43619193naw it's a flag, amazon (china) will print images on a 3x5 flag for real cheap
>>43617966Where would I get a smallish spear?
>>43617996In this house, Nightmare Moon is a hero.
How do you zigs that like both (in a "I would be actively pro-NMM if I was interrogated by ponies" kind of way) square the fact that Luna herself is the biggest NMM detractor in Equestria?
>>43620201Not sure. Maybe you could get some classic looking arrow heads (picrel example) for hunting and attach them to a small wooden dowel. Then you could paint it to match NMM's style. Maybe make a little banner to attach to the end like they did in medieval times. I dunno.
>>43620469>>43620201...Alternatively, I can think of how to make a classic spear or halberd tip out of sheet metal and connect it to a metal or wooden rod.
>>43620201A stick from out in the yard!
>>43620469>>43620477>>43620201...You know what, I need to go to the hardware store tomorrow anyway. I'll take a look and see what I can figure out.
>>43621916Pretty!
>>43620337Personally I don't see the issue, NMM is Luna at her worst and her redeemed self hates that truth but I don't see how liking (or siding) with her alter-ego is somehow wrong.Considering that NMM was presented with the opportunity to kill Celestia but chose not to even after her banishment, tells me that she cannot bring herself to do it. She doesn't inflict cruelty onto others at random, the fact that NMM chose to imprison Celestia in the moon in her timeline is proof that revenge was never her primary motive. At that stage she either believed that being imprisoned in the moon was a fate worse than death or Celestia deserved the same punishment. Personally I think it was somewhat of a mix of both given that NMM, without prompting is quick to justify why she banished Celestia, claiming it was:>"No less a fate she sentenced me to."She did not owe Twilight an explanation, if she was plain evil then Celestia's banishment would have been proof enough of her power and she would enjoy that fact. The only reason why she would justify her actions is to convince herself that what she did was justice. A part of her I think does secretly regret that she lost Celestia again and in a twisted way, banishing her sister was a way to kill her without doing actually going through with it. She wants to be better than Celestia, it is her desire to rule and be loved by her subjects and prove to herself that she was never the lesser of the two sisters.Though her rule, as rigid and harsh as it may be, cannot be called malicious. Equestria's prosperity and well-being is a reflection of her own self-worth and so NMM can be trusted to do whatever it takes to ensure the prosperity and well-being of Equestria.Luna hates NMM because she fears what she might've done had she not been stopped and regrets the pain she put both her and Celestia through. Her actions as NMM show that she didn't need to afraid, because her own perception of the cruel tyrant who would've killed her sister is not who she is at her core.Luna is NMM's biggest detractor but that ultimately means nothing. The same reasons why Luna is someone who seeks to redeem herself and do good are the same motives Nightmare Moon has, she HAS to be good, to be BETTER, because to fail would mean that she, Celestia and Equestria would've suffered for nothing. I don't think she can lower herself to the point where her desire for revenge destroys everything around her since that's never been what she wants.Most Luna romances (as cliche as it is) have some spin on her learning to forgive herself so she can let go of the past. For Nightmare Moon, is more about her learning to lower the walls she built around herself because of the nature of her station and her own perception that she hurts those she cares about. Wooing Nightmare Moon is about her learning to love again and come to terms with her choices. Not to erase the past but to learn to forgive Celestia and most importantly, herself.
>>43619458What can be done to persuade her to share?
Goodnight bump.
>>43562415
Goodnight moonfrens
Why did moonhorse have to wake me up so EARLY.
>>43630048She just wants someone to play with!
>>43624657Why are Snootyfags so deluded? Just admit that you have a dommy mommy fetish, unless deluding yourself is part of the fetish.NMM certainly did not have Equstria's best interest at heart. She was motivated by frustration and a desire for vengeance against Celestia, and conquering Equestria was nothing more than a violent attempt to cope with her own insecurities. Luna's (rightful) concerns over what she would have done as NMM are based on the knowledge that NMM would have further destroyed her relationship with Celestia and harmed every pony in Equestria out of petty jealousy and rage. NMM does not care about the prosperity and well being of Equestria, only about satisfying her impulses. Your argument is based on the fact that NMM never killed Celestia in an alternate timeline, but you yourself leave open the possibility that NMM considered banishment worse than death, not to mention the fact that outright killing Celestia probably wasn't even an option in this children's cartoon. Why wouldn't Luna feel incredible guilt over banishing her sister, either? It's not just murder that's unjustly cruel. The fact that Celestia's banishment wasn't enough to satisfy her desire for power is evidence that NMM IS evil, not that she's not.
>>43631686NTA but this is why I prefer thinking Moonie would've destroyed Equestria outright.
>>43611257That dock looks like an ear
>>43631686They asked how one could reconcile liking both characters and I answered. As I said, her insecurities ARE the motive behind her actions, specifically as to how the well-being of Equestria is a reflection of her own abilities and so Equestria is intertwined with NMM's perception of herself. As you pointed out, to go through with all of it destroyed her relationship with Celestia and Equestria is worse off because of it. I agree that there is a self-admiration NMM has for herself which is undeniable but what is the alternative? That is a part of the illusion / image she built of herself, so of course she is going to surround herself with those who flatter her in order to maintain that veneer of self-worth. That is why I'm arguing that Nightmare Moon wants Equestria to prosper in order to elevate herself, to prove that she is better. Destroying or bringing further harm to Equestria makes no sense since that was never the goal and would mean she did all of it for nothing.>the possibility that NMM considered banishment worse than deathI ran out of characters but yeah, NMM still seems to look back on that time within the moon with fear, which says more about NMM's desire for revenge. If it was about revenge, then killing Celestia at that point would have been more than ample payback but she didn't. Which makes it seem banishment was a fate worse than death that Luna was able to escape from thanks to her connection to the moon but Celestia might not. Why get even at that stage after your image was poisoned for 1000 years? It was justice first by inflicting the same damage on Celestia and in so doing, she had her revenge.She ruled afterwards because she had to and was the only one who could. Her seeking more power, especially a power as dangerous as time travel is a threat to her rule so of course she would want it, that's not evidence that she is evil but rather she is seeking the means to protect her rule (and Equestria by extension) and with a power like that, she would be invincible.I'm not delusional from following the chain of thought that led NMM doing what she did, I don't even like the show's portrayal because the lore is all over the place (and I'm a Lunafag first), especially when the NMM timeline shows up. I have my own headcanon that resolves all of this but the point is, NMM can be evil AND still want Equestria's well-being as one of her goals since as we've established, NMM's goals are to be respected and admired so she will present or style herself in such a way as to receive those things.
>words words words words wordsShe's black and that means she's irredeemably evil.
>>43633024Based!
>>43620337It's all political theater.1) Luna really was frustrated with her night not being loved, but she wanted a vacation not totally power. But, a vacation by one of theor sovereigns would not jive well with the idea of an eternal diarchy. Hence the appearance of NMM and her attempt.to takeover as a well-crafted pretext for Luna to vanish for about 100 years as "banishment". In reality she was roaming the universe on vacation on various alien worlds.2) Her return was also political theater. "Oh no! You defeated me as NMM! Now I shall be Luna again and share off evil forever!". Her return also served to help activate the mane 6 as bearers of the elements of harmony, via Celestia's star pupil, as a means of protecting Equestria.Etc., etc., etc...political theater
>>43633608Hilariously I've been rolling a fanfiction idea around in my head that puts Luna on this exact arc.Damn I wish I knew how to write.
>>43562415Why the moon mare yell?
>>43635951the moon mare moon mare moon moon the mare moon mare yell moon mare mare mare mare moon moon the yell mare moon the moon mare yellyel moon mon mar m raer
>>43636157Words to live by
>>43631686Uh huh, and every Lunafag fantasizes about giving her Stockholm syndrome as a relationship. >I'd be the only one who ever loved her guys>she's so lonely without me >I'm the only one who could help her stop feeling so guilty all the time
>>43635416Kek. Glad to hear someone also thought of that idea too. Don't worry too much about writing, Anon. You'll never be satisfied with anything you write. Just start writing. The first draft will be very rough. Then, after some time go back and refine it. Then, have someone you trust read it and gove you some feedback on how to make it better. Before doing anything, do some world building, story outlining, and character construction. If you keep at it, it will pay off. May or may not result in a masterpiece, but at least you can say you worked hard on it and poured your sould into it.
>>43636311I almost fell into this trap as a writefag. The more shit I read on here the luckier I feel knowing I'm one of the more normal moonfags.
>>43562415...Feeling alriiiiight in the dark of the niiiiight,But that's what lights my fireeeee!MOONRAISEEER!In the thunder and heat!MOONRAISEEER!Knock you back in your seaaat!MOONRAISEEER!And i'll make dreams come true!MOONRAISEEER!I'll put a speeell ooon (you)!
>>43637981Based cover song, anon!
>>43620337Love, loyalty, devotion. You can disagree with what you think the people you have the most affection for deserve or what's good for them, and on the flip side of that stand with them even at their worst without it being a contradiction of values.I often imagine OCs in my head of Luna with a loyal knight/captain of the guard, with a fitting name like Perilune(The closest point to the moon in an object's orbit around it) or Midnight(we can just ignore the EQG form) who had a caveman melting in the ice style moment like the Pillars, preserved in some way. Luna feels responsible for him and works to make him see things her way and adjust to the new way of things, reformed, and while he'll go along with her orders his personality is difficult because he can't just be ordered to agree she shouldn't rule alone. He sometimes ends up manipulated by a third party that wants to sow chaos/weaken Equestria to bringing back Nightmare Moon under a mind altering influence of Luna thinking it's what's best for her and crosses the line. Other outcomes are a tragic death in her defense or a slow gentle force of reformation bonding through a love of Luna with a character like Snowdrop that lets him ease into it.
she loves the pizza hut
>>43639702Ok, but which pizza chain is her MOST favorite one?
She's got purty eyes
>>43639821Ebil moonhorse does not concern herself with such establishments.
>>43639869>>43640773Same mare who wants to take over the world btw
>>43639702luna got banished to the moon because she out-pizza'd the hut
>>43641117This is why she is my wife
>>43641715What do (You) think Luna's favourite pizza is?
>>43641746chicken artichokewhite sauce pizza > red sauce pizzafite me
>>43641763That is so gross, I will unironically fight you.
>>43641763what the fuck is white sauce pizza
>>43641831It's gross as fuck>be me some years back>local pizza chain is running promo during superb owl>every large pizza after you buy 3 is literally just 2$ but you have to get diff toppings on each>tearing through box after box>too drunk to care>finally get to one and start chowing down>slowly stop chewing>open box>see what i'm eating>mfw
>>43641853Forsooth, thou hast partaken in a man's CUM, Anonymous
>>43641831alfredo sauce instead of tomato sauceit's a++ with chicken peetzernontraditional, but i guarantee you the pink pizza goblin would eat it all the same
>>43642013>alfredo sauce>chicken peetzerhold on im activating
>>43642029i also really like pizza hut's garlic parm sauce whenever I order one of their meat lover's pizzasi just really hate tomato-based sauces
>>43641746I feel like Luna's favorite pizza must, in some way, incorporate pineapple.
>>43642386I am afraid that you are right
>>43642386My wife is so based
>>43642386That's it. I must next order pineapple pizza to further earn the trust and admiration of my moonwife. AND I'll eat it in front of my Symbiote plushie.
>>43642474This clip makes me imagine picrel is me and Luna
>>43643342hot
What do (You) think Luna would want out of a special somepony? Do you think you could fit?
>>43642918Tonight I will dream of eating pineapple, pepperoni, olic, and green pepper pizza with Luna, followed by earth shattering sex, followed by the most comfy snuggles imaginable, followed by fluffy dreams where Luna and I are exploring ancient ruins in the clouds.>>43643789At the very least you should have an appreciation for navigation by the stars, the various creatures of the night, and how to double things.
>>43643342From draw thread
What happened? Why did line go down?
>>436442064chan runs on PHP and PHP had a major vulnerability announced recently (unauthenticated remote code execution, meaning anyone on earth can hack into your server this way). So they shut down all the non-read-only parts of the site until they could install the patch.
>>43644193KEK
>>43603515>>43605406Hrnngggh
>>43644483>Showing that curvy flank off firstI LOVE CHINA I LOVE CHINA I LOVE CHINA
>>43644472>envy: 2>gluttony: 2>sloth: 3>wrath: 4>pride: 1>greed: 1>lust: nanINF
My wife is the most gorgeous mare in all of Equestria!
>>43644612Surely, (You) must be mistaken, for it is MY wife that is the most beautiful mare in all of Equestria!
>>43644612that picture gives me sailor moon/utena vibesI really like it
>10Aaaaaaaaaa!!!
>>43645932every day I thank my ancestor for having the foresight and courage to flee that wretched continent
Magnaluna draws my wife so beautifully when she's not a cat-bat thing.
>pg 8 in under 2 hours
moonhorse, I conquer in Your name
Let's have a party,There's a full moon in the sky,It's the hour of the wolf,And I don't wanna die,
I'm not a lunafag, so figured this thread would be pretty good to ask about this thing since Luna fans probably has thought about this a lot.What did Luna/Nightmare moon imply by the threat/claim that "the night shall last forever?"Was it about starvation of the ponykind since food needs sun to grow? Was it a world-ending threat, or was it a revolution and her reign would had tackled those implied problems somehow? I know there's plenty of fanfiction but I'm trying to understand this as closely as it was in the show itself.
>>43648008I took it literal 'cause magic n shit
what are (You)r favorite moonmare songs?
>>43648213The Moon Rises is my all-time favourite.For the New Lunar Republic is great too.
new
>>43648475HI PONNY
>>43648483hello
Post your best Luna image that you have saved
>>43648982
>pg 8
Luna would react to your body with approval and interest, right, anon??
>>43649865:just:
>>43649865no.
>>43649865I'm working on it...
Waking up in the moonlight before sunrise bump
>>43650087I want to sleep with Princess Luna!
>>43650767Couldn't get a good picture before Luna dipped below buildings, but damn it's been a while since I've seen a full moon go from yellow to orange. If I hadn't had work, I could've seen it turn red. I've only ever seen one blood moon.
>>43650935But you sleep with Luna every night?>>43650951I hail the Moon every time I go outside at night if seen.
>>43651393>But you sleep with Luna every night?More like she sleeps with me every night, because I have no say in it, ahaha...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtDOPQl-Zp4
>>43631686it is not about dommy mommy fetish or that >>43636311I fell for the concept of NMM qt visuals are only a bonusin my fantasises romance or fixing her is optional
>>43652076>Knobs that go to elevenAh, I see that you are connoisseur of acoustic technology as well.
Hi
>>43649882Yes she would! she loves humans!
>>43649865I'm a fat manlet
>>43652228Uh, anon...
>>43652255What?
>>43652259I'll let you look instead of telling you, nonny, you adorable little ray of sunshine
>>43652402I don't know what the fuck you're talking about
>>43652419Come on, nonny. One little glance is all it takes to see what's wrong.
>>43652436You think it's Celly? The artist said Luna.
>>43652441Nonny...
>>43652463Not even that Anon, but I can make it Luna with the mighty power of my imagination...and there's not a damn thing you can do to stop me!
Oh, it's ov
>>43572590Hot vore.I think I wanna watch that finger's bulge slowly travel down her throat into her divine tummy.> "Thou shalt not be reclaiming that any time soon, fool."Bonar.mpWOAHhmm...I just lost a finger...Now have boanurr...Is it worth it?> Nightmare bluecutieprincess gives a small, covered, half-embarrased burp. Like a *"parp"Hm. Yes. This will work. Is nice.
Got any good fics with OurGirl in 'em?I recently read "hold it together" by... some fucking guy who left for five gazillion years and apparently came back last month. It's not "about" OurGirl, but she's pretty important to the story, especially in later chapters. I love it! It allows her to be natural, rationed out to where she's needed in the story instead of forced to the forefront of the story. Subtlety. Wonderful thing it is. Oh, if he really is back, I way-past can't wait until the Gala, or until Luna goes on her little castle exploring adventure awkwardly with her new friend.https://www.fimfiction.net/story/515483/hold-it-togetherYou like Luna because she's awkward and bashful too, right? It's too cute to watch her try to put on a professional face!Oh, I tell you, I could cook a green first thing in the morning! What do yall say? Green of anonstallion showong Luna the new world, life, and teaching her to pursue happiness and self-fulfillment and her own personal dreams instead of trying to "prove herself" to a bunch of stuck up losers who either don't care or are trying to manip her? A story where you get to be the "Uncle Phil" and put her back together? Follow her, help her achieve her dreams, watch that smile grow more confident each time she's brave enough to wear it?
>>43652960Come in, Anon? Can you read me? Your signal cut out.
>>43653605It'd be nice being stuck on the moon with a talking horse for a thousand years
>>43620337Is that a motherfucking pony dating sim?
>>43653611It's the /chag/ VN
>>43653614the what
>>43653605RejoiceHer throne.
>>43653655Something tells me it's not really hers...
>>43654096JKMJT -UJSI-T LJLQX MXTJL XKIOD LDFDR QDSED KJSED LQDMK DTJLIt begins in media and works backward from there, retreading no ground twice.
her widdle teefs...
>>43654879I want my moonwife to bite me!
The voices are telling me to buy a Loo LUNA plush. Luna plush. Yes, Luna. Luna plush.
>>43656068I yielded to them. SHE arrives next month. horse
>>43656368Surrender ALL your money to her!
Oh, OP! Another song to add to the playlist, please!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wl-tImods4
>>43656387These terms seem acceptable. For what is money compared to the sempiternal Night?I hope you moonfags can see the Moon from where you live tonight, it is quite beautiful.
>>43656539
Is her ass bigger than her sister's?
>>43656547I don't dig MMP all that much, but I can let it slide with Luna because, I suppose, as Princess of Dreams, you can assume all these appearances are of her when dreaming.
>>43656555More or less.
>>43562415Hard to explain, but Luna just seems like a lovely companion to life. I feel differently about her compared to the other mares I like. She just seems, I don't know, very compatible.
>>43564764real nightheads drink Celsius
>>43656539>I hope you moonfags can see the Moon from where you live tonightI can't right now, but when I'd seen it yesterday and tonight, it was like the supermoon came early. I fucking love the moon!!
>>43656721I know this well from being an Amazombie for a year in the past. Mixed berry ftw
>>43608146Do I detect a cadence call?
>>43656068DO ITBest decision of my life
Just woke up from a dream.Dreams are always so bizarre when I remember them, but what fascinates me most is the fact that your mind can dredge up totally random words from other languages and have them coincidentally be right.In my case it was Spanish, and I got “Argua” and “Esponosa” as two words.The Esponosa was relating to a rather long horse, and the Argua was relating to a lantern/lamp.I’m probably not the only one that’s encountered this right? I had it happen a while back where I was dreaming about being in Japan and somehow got the name of a county/place in Japan almost correct when I searched it up (not anywhere common like Tokyo, or Nagasaki) The subconscious is always a enigma anyway, for the Spanish words above I wasn’t actively consuming Spanish media, or looking at Spanish posts, not even in the weeks preceding the dream.
>>43657241Anon it may be the crazy or my experiences with dreams. But on the off chance, I'm going to bet that Luna (The long horse, because she's bigger than a pony) was trying to contact you (Lantern/lamp). Other than that, I have no ideas.
>>43657241Interesting dream, Anon. I have no idea what it means but maybe your subconscious was picking up Spanish words at some point while you were awake, and then was doing alchemy with them and your horsfuckery tendencies in your dream while trying to figure it all out. Sort of a subconscious way to form connections between seemingly unrelated things while you were asleep.
>>43656739When I woke up this morning it was still dark, but it was also foggy and the full moon was out. So, it was very mysterious and spooky. While driving to work, I noticed a double moonbow around the moon as well (you could clearly see all the rainbow colors). I risked losing control of the vehicle to try and get a photo, but it came out as just blurry garbage. Bet I could have gotten a good shot if I had a stationary tripod and a long exposure.
>>43657710not as impressive, but i also woke up to the moon this morning. Was wondering why it was so bright in my room before looking out the window and seeing her moon in full radiance. Awesome moment.
A box has arrived.
>>43658185But not the box I seek. Or perhaps it is…
>>43658185>>43658293I am intrigued
>>43658293What are the dimensions of this box, pray tell.
>>43658336Soon. I will now take a shower so that I may be fully clean when I release her from this cardboard prison.Might even take a special trip to the waffle house just to commemorate it...
>>43658435>Waffle HouseBe sure to introduce her to Waffle House menu slowly. Otherwise, the shear number of possible hash brown combinations could overwhelm her, if they are presented all at once.
>>43658435Monkey and Luna, sitting in a Waffle House, K-I-S-S-I-N-G!
sleepy...
>>43658658don't sleep around luna unless she's asleep too
>>43658435Man I miss Waffle Horse. Why aren't they up north...
>>43658878yeah... it'll be a 2 hour drive
>>43658880Go the distance for Luna. Road trip with wife sounds fun to me.
>>43658891same one I visit on the way to every convention that's north or northeast past few times I've taken wife's most autistic batpony in with me but we convinced the rest of staff to make her a mascot so she has a job now
>>43658918HOLD THE FUCK ON. I FUCKING FORGOT THERE ARE WAFFLE HOUSES IN PENNSYLVANIA. I THOUGHT THEY STOPPED IN VIRGINIA. FUCK IT WHEN MY PLUSH ARRIVES I'M TAKING THE ROAD TRIP.
>>43656512>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wl-tImods4>click here to get the full album on bandcamp!>I click>404>check the artist page>all pony music has been deletedEvery time I see this I appreciate Evening Star a little more
the bats are investigating
>>43659178dark...
>>43659182too dark for camera flash!
>>43659194oh shit look natural
>>43659210
>>43659210REAL
>>43659217
>>43659217THE MOON QUEEN HAS ARRIVED
>>43659217Oh oh oh it's a lovely mare!
>>43659217a queen shouldn't have to dress herself...
>>43659280fuck wrong one I had to cover my bro too
>>43659249anyway. she is here.... the invoice says ordered may 20th, scheduled to ship june 26th, but I don't care. what matters is her being here. finally. cutest fuckin black snootery I ever did see.
>>43659291Adorable little fangs, congrats anon.
>>43659311so to celebrate this we're gonna drive 2 hours under her moon to waffle house, figured I'd do the unboxening first
>>43659291From whence did you order this black menace, nonny? I need a little Moonie for my little Loonie.
>>43659378you lucky bastardyou LUCKY, LUCKY bastard
>>43659217Their sovereign has arrived!
>>43659386Ahh yes, the badge! She never ended up making it to sunshine, but she can finally wear it now.She's from Faithplush, on etsy, I messaged her since I liked her luna and asked if she'd be up to trying a Nightmare Moon. And then I asked- after paying- if she'd wanna try making the armor removable...But she did! And she looks amarezing!The mane and tail have glinty tinsely reflecty bits in them, looking like stars in the night sky, it's something you kinda have to see for yourself but I like it. Heh, and she's the exact size to fit with the batpony guard, too...
>>43659217HUZZAH!THE FUN HAS DOUBLED!
I wanna write some fuckin green;Gimme an idea, Moonfags.> I'd rather it not be pornographic, but whatever. I'll write what y'all want.
>>43660467Anon finding out Luna works at a gas station for extra money?
>>43660473Deal. Just real quick before i start cooking:Do you mind if it's anonstallion and equestria, or must it be the tall green /ourguy on dis planet earf?
>>43660486>AnonstallionYou know what? Why not. Luna could use a short king anyway.
>>43660498On it, chief. Cooking it up now.
>>43660486Yes! Anonstallion :D Looking forward to the green.
>>43659378ended up just laying in tha bed with her until eventually sleepwaffle tonight instead
>>43661342I wish Moonie would look down on me like this
>>43661111>waffle tonightwe are nearly therestopped at the sheetz down the street to grab a cup of vanilla creamer which I will combine with the waffle house coffee to create something truly incredible
>>43661111Snooty quads!
>>43662425the quads brought us here and yetcinnamon crunch waffle is no more :(oh well... normal waffle will be fine...
goodbye waffle, we must once again return home
Good God it's going to be another all nighter because I'm off my meds and can't force myself to study for the exam I have tomorrow. And she's just laying on the bed over there all alone.
>pg 9
I love seeing all the different artstyles people use to paint moonwife, but to me she still shines the most in the original show style.
>>43664414She's so fucking cute
>plush was not expected to arrive until November>now expected Oct 30>in time for Nightmare NightTHE NIGHT MARE COMETH.
>>43664867the mare in the moon blesses her faithful disciples
>>43659589my wife gets to be the example mare since she was the first one I'm so proudhttps://www.etsy.com/listing/4449376912/laying-royal-princess-pony
>>43660498> fuckin around too late in the day means late-nite stops at the ether station; these new auto-chariots are getting more expensive to upkeep by the day> first 24/7 ether station you find you'll take.> can't pay at the pump; gotta pay at the counter> *door b'-ding's open> "I'll take 40 bits on...-"> before you is a MASSIVE mare, about one and a half your height, and beauty marred by an ugly work uniform that barely fits because they apparently don't make them in her size. You have to crane your neck up to meet her gaze.> "... charging array...-"> recognize that blue fur anywhere, and turning off the stars in her mane isnt tricking anypony. For now, it's way too early in the morning for the gas station to have anypony other than you two> "... seven... teen..."> ......> ..."Do not."> Mass effect option wheel: [instigate shit] [let her be]> "I gotta.""Thou needn't."> "I need indeed.""Why art thou the only pony to look up in the past seven night shifts?"> "you are not escaping this, princess. There's no way royalty isn't paying your bills, which means I need to know why you're holed up in this... corporate cage.""Or thou couldst charge thy chariot and absquatulate the scene post-haste with nary a query to linger?"> smarmyprick..facialexpression"Please do not tell our sister."> "I think... I think she knows."> long silence> "so is this fun to you, or..."Jeez, writing green is hard. I bit off more than i could chew.
>>43665959NTA but i like your green. You have very unique way of writing, and ye olde luna is always a treat!
>>43665959Kek. This is good. The Elizabethan is on point too.
>>43665959Yes very good green!!! I need more! Luna demands more!
Rolling for Sexs (heh) for moonwife!
>>43666667SO FUCKING CLOSE
>>43666667SIIIIXXX SEEEVEEENNNN
>>43665843I got my luna from the same vendor.She arrived before marefair and was able to get lots of pictures of her
>>43665959i need more plz
24 HOURS
>>43666090>>43666121>>43666554>>43667367Oh KAY, niggas like my green! I haven't been praised this much since that time in highschool when I called the rich slut "the world's loudest and most expensive petri dish". I'm feeling nervousI'm sure I can cook something for this green. So do you think we stay contained to the gas station and introduce chaos, like Regular Show or Kids Next Door?Or do you want the more cliche route of taking her out, making her happy, etc. Cliche doesn't necessarily mean bad, you know...
>>43667925slow and steady wins the race
The gamare princess indulges in the virtual realm.
>>43669137She'll scream ZIGGER into the headset mic
>>43562415Do you think Luna would get on with you if you met her?
>>43669503Yeah, I think so.
>>43669503YES! Observe!1) She loves the night and all associated with it. I love the night and all things associated with it!2) She loves the moon. I love the moon! As a kid I even tried to go to the moon! I was unsuccessful, but still.3) So loves the stars. So do I! I even became a physicist because of my interest in the stars!4) She's secretive. As am I! I keep all the secrets, and none can escape my grasp!5) She uses language eccentrically! I write news articles in Anglush in my spare time, so similar!6) Luna is a patron saint of navigation. I used to teach celestial navigation at sea.7) She is awkward, but fun loving, and reacts with oversized joy at simple fun things (like carnival games). I do the same thing!8) Luna loves lavender. This is among my favorite scents!9) Luna is the more calculating of the two sisters. I do the same. I like to sit and lay out all my planes before carrying them out.10) Luna likes technical things in general. As do I!...and there's so much more. I think we would get along very well.
>>43667925Cliche sounds nice buy i'll leave it up to you.
>>43669648>Luna is a patron saint of navigation.Based! She and her sister need to be patron saints of more things!
>>43669503I hope so. I'm still working on myself to improve my chances.
>>43669503I already love the night. I already love the moon. I already love space. I already love the winter. I'm already thinking about astrophotography. There's a good chance for me and I know it.
>>43667925Sounds good!
Best sisters!
>>43670134Grumpy because daytime and much past her bedtime.
THE PRINCESS OF THE NIGHT HATH ARRIVED.
ACCEPT OUR ROYAL OFFER.
WE ARE AMUSED BY LOOKING UPON OUR SUBJECTS FROM THIS LOFTY PERCH.
>>43671154HOLY SHIT IT'S LUNA! YES YOUR MAJESTY, LET ME HOLD YOUR ROYAL HOOF
THIS AUTOCHARIOT SEEMS A SUITABLE MEANS.
>>43671162>>43671154Luna's bare hooves
BUT IF YOU INSIST, O ANONYMOUS, TO FERRY US INSTEAD, WE WILL BE PLEASED TO OVERLOOK ON YONDER VILLAGERS AS THEY GAZE IN AWE UPON US.
She is more wondrous than I could have imagined! And this is only the beginning. Although I sense somehow that she desires to wander far and wide. I must eventually oblige, lest she take it upon herself...
>>43671184Alas poor thread, in my zeal I neglected to attach the final image. I fully intend to bring her with me everywhere now. Fuck the haters lol.
>>43671189The booties and cape are the cherries on top, anon!
>>43671212
>>43671151Ooo! Dramatic entrance! I love it when she does that.>>43671156Anon, you should get a garland of flowers to hang around her neck as an offering from her subjects.>>43671164>Takes control of the autochariotUh-oh!Where did you get her from?
>>43671259>When Luna finds out Anon sleeps without undies on
Ah, you've given her more ideas. I should never have let her use the computer... Now I have to go buy flowers this weekend.
>>43671344>Luna knows what we post about her
>>43671347I promise I only showed her the last few posts, as she wanted to know how she was received. But none can say that she won't attempt to read the rest while I sleep...
>>43671347Well, that may be. But, I hardly thing she would be displeased to know that we think she is the most gorgeous, most wonderful, most intelligent, most talented, most positively mysterious and intriguing, and - of course - most sexy sexy pony in existance.
>>43671353Besides the flowers, she probably should have a grand reception banquet and a parade of some kind.
>She is beautiful, poised, and powerful>Her voice is like velvet>She is stern but with a smart sense of humour>Tizoid with a heart of platinumI can't help but fall in love with her over and over
>>43671355
>>43671355>and - of course - most sexy sexy pony in existance.>"BUT HOW CAN I BE MORE SEXY?"
>>43671382The princess enjoys this!
>>43669691>Patron Saints of more thingsI heartily agree, Anon; which is why I propose the following.>Luna is the patron saint of...1) Celestial navigation for sea, air, and land2) Mechanical things (especially locomotives and choo-choos), engineering drawings, engineering, the sciences, and mathematics.3) Boops for curing depression and sadness4) Spider toss and other carnival (or similar) games of chance and skill.5) Autumn, Winter, and all the activities and skills associated with these.6) Music7) Nautical shipping, exploration, and naval warfare8) Dreams, interpretation of dreams, dream potions, dream catchers, liquified dreams, solidified dreams, gaseous dreams, and dreams in plasma form.9) Gemstones with cool colors (as in green, blue, violet, or variants thereof)10) Doubling things or, indeed, n-tupling things11) Thermonuclear fission.>Celestia is the patron saint of...1) Spring and Summer and all the activities and skills associated with these.2) Cakes and the baking of cakes and other pastries, breads, and delicious confections.3) Boops for the purpose of causing smiles4) Agriculture, bountiful harvests, and the cultivation of flowers.5) The visual arts such as painting, sculpture, and dance6) Warm colored gemstones (red, orange, yellow, or variants thereof)7) Trade over land, land exploration, and land warfare8) Halving things, or reducing things by a factor of n.9) Diplomacy, treaty development, and negotiation.10) Philosophy, languages, poetry and literature, libraries, and the keeping of historical records.11) Thermonuclear fusionI also propose that the sisters are mutually the patron saints of order, architecture, and governance.
>>43665959I need more of this green so make more, so good.
>>43671500>sunbutt>patron saint of boopsget the actual fuck out pl0x
>>43672557Anon... read Luna's list again
>>43672610I apologize; I have issues with lesscha right now.
I just got a wonderful idea. Real Jimmy Neutron brain blast kinda idea.A terrible horrible no good very bad EEEEEEEVIL idea...I'm BAAAAAAACK!>>43665959LAST TIME, ON DRAGON BALL Z:Anon went to the ether station to fill up and grab some fent laced mediocre sushi, when a new threat emerged!!Unchecked capitalism and unsolicited social encounters with socially awkward autist princesses (compliment)!!Will Anon be able to not get a boner in public?FIND OUT TODAY, ON DRAGON BALL Z!!> "So is this fun for you, or....""Didst thou *needeth* our assistance for something, 'customer?' "> options: [Instigate shit] [be startin' somethin'] [Trollolol]> "Yeah, lemme get a mufuggin uuhhh-""AUNT LULY!!"> Never turned your neck that fast. It made a popping sound you don't like.> knockety knock-knock. It's princess peetzer herself, with... Pom-Poms?"Pray-tell, why NOW??"> Cadance greets Luna, something about cheering her on or something, you didn't hear. You were too busy,> SLOOOOOWLY turning your neck back to Luna, cinderblock scraping ,sfx , with the absolute most SHIT-EATING GRIN.> The look of dread, horror, despair, anger, and hopelessness on Luna, oh what a deliciously depraved way to troll!"-Oh Luly, I'm so glad you were brave enough to choose your own future! What did that dusty StarSwirl know anyways? If you want this in your life, I'll cheer you on!!""Thou verily needn't!! Such platitudes are well understood without unsolicited repetition- in public, where the denizens may so easily pry..."> cue quick glare at you. Your grin grows wider somehow."Into matters &' affairs truly not their own."> initiate slow frog blink.> a vein on her head bulges. Oh, this is too good.> "Oh my gravy, Princess Mi Amore Cadenza! You're came to support Luna too? Why don't you tell me EVERYTHING in excruciating detail how Luna got here!"> if princess candyass could pick up your sarcasm-drowned condescending tone, she sure didn't act like she did; just the same genuine smile and sparkle in her eye. This is the best 4am ever."Oh! Of course! Any good friend of Luna deserves to know! YOU MADE A FRIEND, LUNA!! And he isn't pipsqueak's age! I'm so happy for you!"> in an instant, Luna is SHOWERING sweat."Th-that's not-"> "Cadence, the story?""Oh right!! I learned about it when Celestia told me she figured out Luna would run away to work at an ether station late every night-"> Luna slumps over the counter, hooves over her head in that "oh god, oh fuck, we're so boned" pose. You know the one."So apparently this started when Luna's favorite night guard mare got arrested for sexual misconduct, real tragic, you think you know a mare, and she got so lonely..."> hmm, where's the popcorn for a story and a show like this?What other hijinks should happen at the gas station?
>>43672867>And he isn't pipsqueak's age!
>>43672557
OH YEAH? WELL MAYBE I WANT A POWER FANTASY. MAYBE I WANT TO BE THE LUFFY CHARACTER THAT SAVES LUNA AND TEARS CANTERLOT APART IN THE PROCESS.MAYBE I WANNA DUEL WITH SHINING ARMOR AND HE KEEPS KICKING MY ASS, BUT I KEEP STANDING BACK UP FOR ONE MORE ROUND. MAYBE I WANT HYPE MOMENTS AND AURA. MAYBE I WANT LUNA, TEARS STREAMING DOWN HER FACE, AS SHE REALIZES THERE is SOMEPONY WHO TRULY CARES SO DEEPLY ABOUT HER THAT HE'D THROW HIS WHOLE LIFE AWAY AND WAGE A ONE-STALLION WAR AGAINST CANTERLOT JUST TO SAVE HER. MAYBE I WROTE THE WHOLE THING AND I'M TOO SCARED OF HOW THE BULLYING FEELS TO POST IT. MAYBE I JUST WANT TO PRETEND I'M BRAVE FOR ONCE. STRONG. UNSTOPPABLE. MAYBE I YEARN FOR THE SENSATION OF WATCHING MY ENEMIES FALL BEFORE ME. MAYBE I WANT SPECTATORS LOOKING ON IN HORROR AND FEAR AS MY MANGLED CRIPPLED BODY KEEPS ON FIGHTING. MAYBE I WANT TO BE THE GUY WHO CAN DO THINGS ABOUT THE THINGS HE HATES AND THE THINGS THAT NEED TO CHANGE. MAYBE I WANT TO FINALLY COLLAPSE AFTER UNSHACKLING LUNA, SO SHE CAN CARRY ME OUT OF THE CRUMBLING CASTLE.MAYBE I WANNA MAKE A SEQUEL WHERE LUNA FLEES GREATER EQUESTRIA AND STARTS A NEW NATION, AND I HELP MAKE IT HAPPEN.MAYBE I WANNA PRETEND FOR EVEN A MOMENT THAT I'M SOMETHING TO THE FICTIONCAL MARE THAT MEANS EVERYTHING TO ME.
>>43673105thanks for lowercasing that one "is", anon. the caps made me very scared today because it's nightmare night tonight.
>>43672867ooh nice, i'm loving this.
>couldn't find a flower shop that sold garlands todayIt's over. Lads I will get one early next week for her, I promise. She did enjoy going out though, even though it is infamously difficult to get the Princess of the Night to leave the house when the Sun still shines...
>>43672867Huzzah! A fine green, keep it up!
>>43674504anon, that is redtext.
>>43674504
This is now the Luna AND Trixie thread!
Sorry somehow I didn't reply to these.>>43671212Thanks, I will be keeping the booties/socks/legwarmers on for Nightmare Night and maybe after...>>43671262Flowers are in pursuit, I am trying to think of which to select. If you guys want to offer suggestions, go for it.For now I'm still allowed to drive, but only if she rides shotgun. Supervising...She's the Symbiote plush! I intend to get several others, but this one was a great first, and she is incredibly high quality for the price actually. Highly recommended. That's also where I got the socks and cape (and unseen hat...) from!
>>43674894>Flower suggestionI would say moon flower garland, but that's probably a really hard time find item. Maybe lavender and blue roses? I think she'd like that. Symbiotic does indeed do a good job for the price. I have a Luna from them and I am thinking about getting the Luna cuddle and filly variants too. Cheers and bravo for taking good care of Luna.
>>43674970I am getting a cuddle one the second they get her back in stock, she also will sit on my dashboard a lot easier too.Oh yeah, I like those suggestions! You mean queen of the night for the moon flower I take it. Lavender and blue rose match her colours a lot more too. I will track this down.
>>43672867More pls.
>>43672867LAST TIME, ON DRAGON BALL Z:Peetzer was telling anon Luna's life story, and Anon was pretending to listen when suddenly the mystery unfolded...Luna avoided the question of why she works at da gas station, and the anons of moon thread DEMAND ANSWERS!!Will narcolepsy anon be able to deliver another green before the thread keels over eats shit and fucking dies like a bitch?TUNE IN TO FIND OUT ON TODAY'S ACTION-PACKED EPISODE OF YU-GI-OH!!> must be something with pink horsies. You get them excited, they talk a mile a minute. "And that is literally everything that happened to Luna to get her here!"> "So in summary, inability to be seen normally in society meanc that Luna all but fetishizes the concept of normalcy and the only way to achieve it is to work at a place so tired and remote that nobody can be bothered to act surprised to see royalty in places it shouldn't be?"> both pan to Luna, bags under her eyes> THUNK goes her head on the counter. It's been a long 40 minute story."Come on Luly, you can do it!!> luna mumbles something like "heeeaaarghmph," but it's muffled by the table she's apparently trying to smush her face on.> "Actually Luna, you're gonna have to. I still need 40 bits on seventeen, and I want a drink and some NUTS.""... Actually, I could go for some honey roasted peanuts right now."> "you're paying for your own. You have more money than blahblahblah..."> Luna perspective> Luna finally drags herself into an able position.> 40 on 17.> look out the window> by jove, thats a ghastly chariot. That stallion must be struggling.> it's none short of irksome to see economic disparity knowing full well you could fix it if the nobility would see reason.> those two... pests aren't half wrong. Luna is lonely... but if Luna said she enjoyed an escape from smarmy nobles that would be right too."... It should be a crime to even sell them plain. At least salt them."> "Then all you'll taste is salt and not the nuts. Don't get me wrong, salty nuts are good, but they're usually over-salted and I can't even taste the nut. Oh hey 'Luly', I'm ready to check out."> a corporate smile so forced it's painful.> snatched the nuts out of anon's hoof with all of the subtlety of a sledgehammer on a beyblade in a china shop.> bits exchange, got me some NUTS, hell yea> "it's been righteous, 'Luly.' I'll be outside."> anon withdrawals coolly> up next is our "Niece." Good mare, happy to see her most times, but it feeleth awkward to return after a thousand years to find a niece joining our family.> this however has gone too far.> dear sister didn't send her; that much we learned from last time.> does she truly believe to be helping, cheering me on at 4 in the morning? Or is there another agenda?I'm gonna write some way to get cadance to convince Luna and Anon to take a night out and do fun shit. First i have to write difficult heavy dialogue with actual emotional weight, then I gotta figure out where to send them.
>>43675544Only Cadance could get a finanically struggling anon and this Luly together!
I love my wife so much, bros...
She's my favorite sight to wake up to, and my favorite sight before bed!
>>43675544kino!!! keep up the amazing work with the green :D
>>43675544I'm invested and I need more.
Oh hey, I'm awake. I haven't been awake at 3 in a long time.>>43675751>>43675893>>43676596Drawin blanks here, DOODZ, where should we take her? Are we going on a trip to somewhere scenic? Are we going to Anon's favorite sandvich joint? Are we gonna crash at Nonny's place and listen to some tunes?> are we going to a strip club? They don't even wear clothes, how would that even work? A pervy luna WOULD be funny... i wonder what she strikes as her fancy?
>>43676669How about the donut place from the S1 finale?
>>43676669This has me imagining Apple Bloom saying southern colloquialisms, except with a Bri'ish accent. Things like>What in tarnation>I reckon>Busy as a cat on a hot tin roof>That's a dog that won't hunt>Worn slap out>Rode hard and put up wetEtc.
>>43678056But isn't Appaboom an italian? Lives with her family, extorts money from people, I'll bet she likes stomping turts.
>>43678247> Dego wop goombas out of nowhere
Luna demands a new thread, that we may post images of her.
It is Moonday, we should make it while we still can.
Just fill this thread up first. There's only six bumps left anyways, should be easy.
>>43676669Luna's bedroom, haha?
>Consider the following.Wild, passionate sex with Luna.
>>43679819>>43679933I will bake soon, it's not even midday of /moon/day yet for me
goodnight moon
We hit the image limit but just imagine I posted a cute image of Luna sleeping
>>43680175All pictures of luna are cute
>>43680175I can see your image in my mind's eye via telepathy, Anon. She is indeed, very cute and very comfy. I want to put a blanket on here.
>Image limit reached>Post limit reachedThe win has been doubled!
>>43680255Haha! The digits have been doubled!
>>43680255I will computer and bake soon!
>>43680322Yours as well, Anon! 'Tis a good oman.
A smidgen early, but idk where I'll be at when this one is on page 10>>43680642>>43680642>>43680642
Goodnight /moon/
