Ponies shouldnt be so small they have to constantly look all the way up to address you. It makes them feel childish and demeaning.
>>43564025That's why you do this:
>>43564025What's that anon? You'll have to speak up, mare can't hear you all the way up there!
>>43564025I'm fine with that since I'd be a pretty tall stallion.
>>43564025>It makes them feel childish and demeaning.I figured dressing up in silly outfits all the time would do that
If it would be hot if mares made you do a dogeza while they're speaking to you so you aren't towering over them.
>>43564144I SAID YOU'RE A STUPID STINKY HORSIE
>>43564025Only Celestia and Luna are tall enough (in my headcanon) to look me in the eye. Consequently, they are the only ones I actually respect and treat as adults.Twiggles and her colorful pals deserve to be treated like children because they are short and immature and dumb. They should be demeaned.
>>43564189>Only Celestia and Luna are tall enoughChrysalis would be tall enough
>>43564025Ponies stand on four legs. Obviously they are going to have to look up to address a biped. How is it you people always forget about the fact that humans are balancing on their rear legs.>>43564189I would say not quite. Remember the quadruped vs biped difference. You would have to play with the sizes, but I think anything over 5 foot would be pushing into undesirable body proportions.
>>43564189Applejack?
WRONG
>>43564144Perfection.Ponies are so used to being how they are that they see no negative or feel demeaning when looking up. It's actually funny and exotic to address anybody like that.If you feel bad, demeaning or condescending for ponies being smol, it's all you and how you're fallen into psyop.
>>43564144Top Mare.
>>43564025It makes sense ponies would look up to me as a human (superior being) and they probably have no issue with it. Especially mares.
>>43564025Yeah but have you considered that it looks very adorable?
>>43564888Based trips
I may be much taller when we're both standing, but if I sit down then ponies are at basically the perfect height for kissing. Seems like a good system to me.
I wanna pick up a little pony like its a kitten.
I was making fun of Applejack for this before she reared up on her hindlegs and punched me in the throat
>>43564025But most of them are small, too.
>>43564025I require futa of Twilight in her canterlot dress.
>>43564025This creature can lift several metric tons with her freakin' mind
