I was supposed to be born a stallion who is big and strong and has no medical or mental problems who has relationships and sex with beautiful kind mares. What did they do to me? Did I do something wrong before I was born?
>>43567981>OCxCanon slop
>>43567981>OCxCanon kino
>another forced /ptfg/ threadsomeone really wants attention kek gonna get real funny when the rest of the board is gonna watch the Anni while (You) waste your time spamming the catalog with no other posters KEK
>>43567981Same
>>43567981Something so pathetic about this thing where you can't even imagine yourself putting yourself out there even in a fantasy scenario so you depict yourself acting le shy and the mares all being inexplicably desperate for your cock.
>>43567981If you were born as a horse, you'd want to be human.
>>43567981Yes.>>43568823You did something wrong too huh? What're you in for?>>43568834The worst part is this was a commission. He PAID for that.
You should all hate yourselves less. You're probably not so bad, you're just kind of lonely.
>>43568834What's the alternative?>self-insert acts super cool>self-insert acts uninterested>self-insert doesn't react
>>43568853thanks for being the one to say it, anon. theres already plenty to twist yourself into knots over in life, who or what you are shouldn't be one of those things unless youre actively pulling peoples arms off on the streets or something. backing yourself up is the least you can do to make sure you don't go a little nuts.
>>43568853I don't hate myself, I hate other humans.
>>43568899Well okay! Sorry to hear!
>>43568857Self insert acts or normal or just has chemistry with the waifu
>>43568902I don't think you're sorry at all
>>43568909I'm always sad to hear that someone's had experiences in their life that make them hate everyone else. That sucks, I don't want that for anyone.
>>43568899That's usually just hating yourself with extra steps
>>43568857>self-insert expresses mutual interest and acts on itIt's a fantasy, you're allowed to be a little out of character
>>43567981We’re stuck here because we wouldn’t have appreciated Equestria if we had been born there. Our souls need to be tempered through the endless suffering of human conflict, greed, and pain. We need to be able to find the small sparks of kindness, laughter, generosity, loyalty, and honesty that glitter amongst the ashes of this existence. We need to learn to appreciate them so that when we finally can be surrounded by the pervasive harmony of Equestria, we will actually appreciate it instead of ruining it with our humanity tainted souls.
This coomslayer has ordered so many comissions of his OC pounding Dash over the years he's probably made a dent on the cosmos to make it slightly canon in some multiversal sense
>>43569246Have you found some of those sparks yet?
>>43569300Based
>>43569308No, I'm still coping.
>>43568834it's not a concession on the real fantasy, acting all shy is part of the fantasy.
>>43568853I think i'm pretty bad idk
>>43569308Yes. Here. Some of you anons make me laugh at least. I wish I could offer such a kindness in turn. It’s all too easy to become misanthropic in our world. I was stuck in a prolonged state of apathy instead of misanthropy, but laughter helped. I won’t be a Princess (male) of Friendship if I ever get to Equestria, but maybe they won’t drive into a cave in the Everfree at least.
>>43570491I doubt it, you're probably okay bud.
>>43568834It's going to be okay. He can have his fantasy where rainbow dash asks to have sex with him. Maybe Skittle is just very shy.
>>43567981TFniggers will really post pathetic mentally ill shit like this then turn around and act smug the next second
>>43569695This. There’s literally a fucking character apart of the mane 6 named fluttershy, and the reason we like her is because she is shy.
>>43569216>No you don't hate other people you really actually hate yourself Tiresome. When people say something assume they mean what they say. Lemme guess, you're studying to be a psychologist (i.e. a person paid to gaslight people), aren't you?
>>43570834NTA and not a psychologist but your perceptions of other people are constructions that you form in your own psyche, and so they're strongly influenced by your view of yourself. So yes, if you hate literally everyone you meet, it's very likely that you're projecting your own self-hatred and/or dissatisfaction with life on to others, even if you don't realize it.
>>43570864I don't hate absolutely everyone. I hate retards like you, that's for sure.
>>43570866mean
>>43568834Why is everyone so fucking miserable about this image? There's literally nothing wrong with it. It really ain't that deep.
>>43573195Have you considered that people on this board are miserable about most things? I think it's a little silly to imagine Rainbow Dash coming on to you but hey, if that's what someone's into then good for them.
>>43567981Cum inside Rainbow Dash.
>>43567981>cringe canon x ocworse than soarindashcucks shitKys
>>43570551Gluckershy is funny because she's pathetic.
>>43573195Because this type of shit is pathetic and boring.>Durr what if all girls were inexplicably desperate for you.I despise this.
>>43573195Israeli shills paid to shit up the board.
>>43567981Twitter lost their shit over this
>>43578045What do they not lose their mind over anyways?
>>43573195>It really ain't that deep.Brown.
>>43579991Don't say that, you get banned for saying that word nowadays
>>43570500Good on you man. All we can do.
>>43579197politics
>>43569300>This coomslayer has ordered so many comissions of his OC pounding Dash over the years he's probably made a dent on the cosmos to make it slightly canon in some multiversal senseBASED!
>>43568834Like among all the fantasies I've seen posted here, this is by far the less pathetic and most innocent.
>>43573195>Why is everyone so fucking miserableWhere do you think we are?
>>43568834Are you acting as if your waifu started to hit on you that you wouldn't spew spaghetti everywhere?
>>43591198m-maybe...
>>43591198>you wouldn't spew spaghetti everywhere?why would I drop my plate of spaghetti? Are we italians?
>>43591198To be fair, if Starlight Glimmer started hitting on you the correct reaction is to be worried.
>>43567984>muh canonIs lesbo. I think we're fine with a little fan version at this point.
>>43595641she'd be stealing our cutie marks, can't have shit in our town
>>43598546I'd let Starlight Glimmer steal my cutie mark iykwim
>>43569246I can't wait to get to Equestria
>>43601576Same.
>>43567981>I was supposed to beYou mean you haven't earned it yet. You have goal in mind, Anon. Now work towards it. The struggle is not meaningless
>>43567981does he stop time like dio and in stopped time he plaps mares so for a mare one second they're fine and then the next moment it was like a stallion plapped her for hours?
>>43606774...sure
>>43567981Gotta hope even more.
>>43610302we're all hoping to go to equestria anon and nothings happening
>>43611837YOU GOTTA HOPE EVEN MORE ANON AND ULL GO TO EQUESTRIA, TRUST ME.
>>43567981ok cool
>>43570542cute!
>>43618192>he doesn't know
>>43620801Were you nice to them?
>>43620819I'm jealous!
>>43567981relatable
>>43567981we all have the urge to fuck mares, nonny.
>>43570542More?
>>43629021
>>43630961me on the left
>>43630961cute
>>43630961Dash looks so cute in that floppy jacket.
>>43633602
>>43635840OH SHIT WATCH OUT
>>43567981Remember when this image sent twitter lesbians haywire? Kek
>>43639248ye made me giggle a lot laughing at the lesbies
>>43601576i fucking ate ur ticket retard
>>43639248No, I don't pay attention to twitter lesbians.>>43639910How did it taste?
>>43639965Like paper
>>43633602That's one small twilight.
>>43643482Cute.
>>43644649unf
>>43567981If you were born a stallion there'd be a 9 in 10 chance you'd be castrated and used as a beast of burden, or a 1 in 10 chance you'd be used for rich faggot racing and getting jerked off into a leather onahole by some sweaty spic
>>43645951giwtwm
>>43645951Sleeping with dashie!
>>43645420In Equestria?
>>43647325RGRE or normal then
>>43567981My OC looks exactly like that, but it's a unicorn, and it doesn't have that cutie mark either. How am I supposed to feel about this?
>>43648752Horny. Or, if you waifu a different mare, feel bad about cucking her.
>>43645420>castrated and used as a beast of burdenDeclared an unfuckable chud and forced to wageslave
>>43648764How would it be cuckoldry if she doesn't know or she isn't watching?
>>43648850>Declared an unfuckable chud and forced to wageslavejust like real life
>>43649291Cuckoldry is when your partner sleeps with someone else. You're a cuck whether you know about it or not. Maybe the definition has changed since the fetish has gotten popular.
>>43568834The whole appeal of this is finally feeling desired by others. Not just picking up street whores to rape and dump.I want to feel emotions. I want to feel flustered. I want to feel my heart race as I wonder how to respond. I want a confident mare who knows what she wants, and I want it to be me, but I want to be humble about it.If this does not appeal to you, you are gay. It is literally as simple as that.
>>43568838But we're not talking about that you stupid cunt.>>43648130This is a wonderful desire you have.Couldn't be me because dash is an annoying cunt, but hey! At least it isn't rarity! UP TOP!
>>43650142>At least it isn't rarity!do people really waifu a gold digging hoemight as well waifu a real woman HEY HEY!
>>43650829rarity isn't that bad
>>43573195Probably just yurifags angry about "disgusting hetero males" wanting to fuck cute mares and also hating anything female x male ships. Straight male hate is at all time high, it's even worse in gacha fandoms. We are unironically the most oppressed people today.
>>43651749>Straight male hate is at all time highThe simp epidemic is the cancer killing society
>>43651749Yuritards unfortunately are pretty huge, especially these days. I don't know how or when it got that big but it's pretty fucking insane.
>>43651776>Yuritards unfortunately are pretty huge, especially these days. I don't know how or when it got that big but it's pretty fucking insane.That's only because those fags keep adding that tag to every single image even if there's clearly not any yuri shit happening because they either wan't to make it look like more popular than it actually is or they can't interpret a strong friendship between females without thinking that they're lesbian, just like they can't interpret a strong friendship between men without thinking that they're gay.Take these two images too for example: both of them have yuri tags despite nothing like that is not shown in the image, they see them standing next to each other and instantly think there's some gay shit happening which honestly pretty sad too since it makes it sound like they have never had friends. It's like these retards don't even care about the show, it's world or the lore, they just see it as some kind of toy to play with and get angry when no one is playing it the way they wan't to and harass others when they "play" it wrong.Tumblr and Twatter has absolutely fried their brains.
>>43651820>honestly pretty sad too since it makes it sound like they have never had friendsI think you hit the nail on the head here
>>43651820This isn't largely true, even if there are examples like the ones you just showed, most images tagged lesbian are pretty clearly that. Also sometimes stuff gets tagged lesbian because the same artist draws yuri so it can be implied that them being intimate is more than just friendship.I just checked and of the last 50 uploads tagged lesbian (using my filter which mostly just takes out 3D, certain fetishes, and humanized/anthro) there's only one that is questionable in the way you're describing.
>>43651858Oh look at that a yurifag
>>43651749You're really going to look at the other responses to OP and pin it on yurifags? It's mostly people that seem to hate self indulgent self-insert fantasies.
>>43651864>n..no, if you prove me objectively wrong that must mean you support what I was making shit up about!Yeah alright nonny
>>43651872I'm sorry you never had any friends.
>>43651749>>43651820Before i probably wouldn't have believed you but the more i see this kind of shit, the weirder it is. Like, for whatever reason male x female is seen nothing but as friends shit but when it's male x male or female x female, they are instantly somehow in relationship and in love with each other despite doing exact same things male x female does.
>>43651820Got a real close friend of mine that gets confused as a gay couple for how close we can be. Remember one girl who said "i ship you two so hard". What tumblr has done to mfers man.
>>43651890Probably one of the reasons why men are afraid to show emotion, can't even hang with the bois without making assumptions. Damn weirdos
>>43651884There's plenty of heterosexual shipping, it just depends what circles you're in. Even in mlp, where making mare x stallion ships is naturally a bit more rare due to there being so few male characters, sparity, soarindash, and shiningcadence are all among the top 5 most tagged ships.Funnily enough I think female fans tend to do heterosexual ships a lot more than guys do, because guys are a lot more likely to ship themselves/anon with the characters instead.
Self-inserting yourself with the pony you like is just normal. Shippers are legit mentally ill.
>>43652303But enough about you.
>>43652303Truth nuke.
>>43652413Ring
Probably this is what waifufags feel about their waifus but why Rainbow Dash? Why her?
>>43655024I think she is cool, and her striving for peak fitness is hot.>t. Rarifag
>>43656273Fanart usually is
>>43658306snoot boop
>>43658306lovely :D
>>43651749>>43651776Aside from one or two comments there isn't really any large amounts of hate thrown at waifu lovers right?
>>43660689god i wish dash would do that to me haha
>>43660689Whoa. Funny.
>>43661709U can do it IRL.
>>43663040With a real pony? She'd crush me!
>>43664519Comfy.
>>43651884How did they end up in the Red Room?
>>43653240The ring is symbolic for the ring I gave to my wife, Rainbow Dash.
>>43665187they're japanese I think
>>43651820Both of the images in your example are tagged by the artists as shipping images in their original sources. You're getting mad and making up some idiotic conspiracy over proper tagging.
>>43667773giwtwm
>>43666651>debunking Yuritards mad as fuck at people not liking their cuck fetish
>>43669194Nonny I get that you're probably only trying to bait me, but I can't help but think that a lot of people on here really do just want to be angry. You should be relieved that there's no secret tag-abuse conspiracy going on, and yet it feels like you're disappointed. Are you really that brain-rotted by twitter outrage bait that learning you never had a reason to be mad in the first place upsets you?
>>43667773cute
>>43669366>Yuritards are conspiring to appear more numerous than they are>Yuritards are as numerous as they appearNeither of these are good.
>>43670989GIWTWM
>>43670989how wholesome, sleepy rainbow dash.
>>43570542>SkittleMore like Shittle
>>43651776>I don't know how or when it got that bigI've been in this fandom since 2011, and yuri was always the dominant genre of porn/romance. Obviously. 99% of the cast are fucking female. There aren't even any good male characters to ship with. But yeah, outside of MLP, yuri has definitely overtaken many spaces these past 10 or so years. Trannies will be trannies
>>43672607You wish you were snuggled up in Skittle's big strong arms?
>>43673551He's a big pony.
>>43673585For (You)
>>43674512unf
>>43676918Cute
>>43676918Me on the right.
>>43568853logically I know you're correct but I've been trying for years and I've never managed to make not hating myself the default state. I know I'm lonely and I've been trying desperately to make that not the case but people my age already have friends and are old enough that they don't like new things/people, even if they say otherwise.
>>43679482It's a rough world right now, lots of people are lonely. You say people your age don't want new friends, but you're looking for them aren't you? I'm sure you could connect with other lonely people, the trick is finding them since everyone stays holed up inside nowadays. Just have to find the right community spaces where making friends is possible, I guess.
>>43679482A tip from someone in his 40s: it's only going to get worse.
>>43679885How worse?
>>43567981Oh well.Sucks to be (You).
>>43681667unf
>>43681667Waifu
>>43567981I know that feeling.
Find online communities revolving around fandoms that do real life meets. Come to marefair! And many other pony cons. Find the local pone group if it exists for your area. You won't be the new guy for long.
>>43679567I am, but that's because I'm broken. And where as connecting with other lonely people sounds nice in theory, it hasn't worked yet, due in no small part to everyone being holed up nowadays like you said. I don't know what community space would be full of lonely people that would welcome a new lonely person. >>43679885I've always been worried that was the case. I guess I've got ten years to get it together or give up entirely.>>43682963The local pone group in my area is, as far as I can tell, dead. >mare fairI've been to conventions alone before, it's rough. People are friendly enough, but I'm not so autistic that I think it's okay to just attach myself to random people just because they had the courtesy to talk with me for a couple minutes.
>>43682963>Find online communities revolving around fandoms that do real life meets. Come to marefair! And many other pony cons. Find the local pone group if it exists for your area. You won't be the new guy for long.There's none where I live.
>>43682963i'll try
>>43684501Unf.
They should have Skittle show up in G6 and be RD's canon coltfriend
