I was supposed to be born a stallion who is big and strong and has no medical or mental problems who has relationships and sex with beautiful kind mares. What did they do to me? Did I do something wrong before I was born?
>>43567981>OCxCanon slop
>>43567981>OCxCanon kino
>another forced /ptfg/ threadsomeone really wants attention kek gonna get real funny when the rest of the board is gonna watch the Anni while (You) waste your time spamming the catalog with no other posters KEK
>>43567981Same
>>43567981Something so pathetic about this thing where you can't even imagine yourself putting yourself out there even in a fantasy scenario so you depict yourself acting le shy and the mares all being inexplicably desperate for your cock.
>>43567981If you were born as a horse, you'd want to be human.
>>43567981Yes.>>43568823You did something wrong too huh? What're you in for?>>43568834The worst part is this was a commission. He PAID for that.
You should all hate yourselves less. You're probably not so bad, you're just kind of lonely.
>>43568834What's the alternative?>self-insert acts super cool>self-insert acts uninterested>self-insert doesn't react
>>43568853thanks for being the one to say it, anon. theres already plenty to twist yourself into knots over in life, who or what you are shouldn't be one of those things unless youre actively pulling peoples arms off on the streets or something. backing yourself up is the least you can do to make sure you don't go a little nuts.
>>43568853I don't hate myself, I hate other humans.
>>43568899Well okay! Sorry to hear!
>>43568857Self insert acts or normal or just has chemistry with the waifu
>>43568902I don't think you're sorry at all
>>43568909I'm always sad to hear that someone's had experiences in their life that make them hate everyone else. That sucks, I don't want that for anyone.
>>43568899That's usually just hating yourself with extra steps
>>43568857>self-insert expresses mutual interest and acts on itIt's a fantasy, you're allowed to be a little out of character
>>43567981We’re stuck here because we wouldn’t have appreciated Equestria if we had been born there. Our souls need to be tempered through the endless suffering of human conflict, greed, and pain. We need to be able to find the small sparks of kindness, laughter, generosity, loyalty, and honesty that glitter amongst the ashes of this existence. We need to learn to appreciate them so that when we finally can be surrounded by the pervasive harmony of Equestria, we will actually appreciate it instead of ruining it with our humanity tainted souls.
This coomslayer has ordered so many comissions of his OC pounding Dash over the years he's probably made a dent on the cosmos to make it slightly canon in some multiversal sense
>>43569246Have you found some of those sparks yet?
>>43569300Based
>>43569308No, I'm still coping.
>>43568834it's not a concession on the real fantasy, acting all shy is part of the fantasy.
>>43568853I think i'm pretty bad idk
>>43569308Yes. Here. Some of you anons make me laugh at least. I wish I could offer such a kindness in turn. It’s all too easy to become misanthropic in our world. I was stuck in a prolonged state of apathy instead of misanthropy, but laughter helped. I won’t be a Princess (male) of Friendship if I ever get to Equestria, but maybe they won’t drive into a cave in the Everfree at least.
>>43570491I doubt it, you're probably okay bud.
>>43568834It's going to be okay. He can have his fantasy where rainbow dash asks to have sex with him. Maybe Skittle is just very shy.
>>43567981TFniggers will really post pathetic mentally ill shit like this then turn around and act smug the next second
>>43569695This. There’s literally a fucking character apart of the mane 6 named fluttershy, and the reason we like her is because she is shy.
>>43569216>No you don't hate other people you really actually hate yourself Tiresome. When people say something assume they mean what they say. Lemme guess, you're studying to be a psychologist (i.e. a person paid to gaslight people), aren't you?
>>43570834NTA and not a psychologist but your perceptions of other people are constructions that you form in your own psyche, and so they're strongly influenced by your view of yourself. So yes, if you hate literally everyone you meet, it's very likely that you're projecting your own self-hatred and/or dissatisfaction with life on to others, even if you don't realize it.
>>43570864I don't hate absolutely everyone. I hate retards like you, that's for sure.
>>43570866mean
>>43568834Why is everyone so fucking miserable about this image? There's literally nothing wrong with it. It really ain't that deep.
>>43573195Have you considered that people on this board are miserable about most things? I think it's a little silly to imagine Rainbow Dash coming on to you but hey, if that's what someone's into then good for them.
>>43567981Cum inside Rainbow Dash.
>>43567981>cringe canon x ocworse than soarindashcucks shitKys
>>43570551Gluckershy is funny because she's pathetic.
>>43573195Because this type of shit is pathetic and boring.>Durr what if all girls were inexplicably desperate for you.I despise this.
>>43573195Israeli shills paid to shit up the board.
>>43567981Twitter lost their shit over this
>>43578045What do they not lose their mind over anyways?
>>43573195>It really ain't that deep.Brown.
>>43579991Don't say that, you get banned for saying that word nowadays
>>43570500Good on you man. All we can do.
>>43579197politics
>>43569300>This coomslayer has ordered so many comissions of his OC pounding Dash over the years he's probably made a dent on the cosmos to make it slightly canon in some multiversal senseBASED!
>>43568834Like among all the fantasies I've seen posted here, this is by far the less pathetic and most innocent.
>>43573195>Why is everyone so fucking miserableWhere do you think we are?
>>43568834Are you acting as if your waifu started to hit on you that you wouldn't spew spaghetti everywhere?
>>43591198m-maybe...
>>43591198>you wouldn't spew spaghetti everywhere?why would I drop my plate of spaghetti? Are we italians?
>>43591198To be fair, if Starlight Glimmer started hitting on you the correct reaction is to be worried.
>>43567984>muh canonIs lesbo. I think we're fine with a little fan version at this point.
>>43595641she'd be stealing our cutie marks, can't have shit in our town
>>43598546I'd let Starlight Glimmer steal my cutie mark iykwim
>>43569246I can't wait to get to Equestria
>>43601576Same.
>>43567981>I was supposed to beYou mean you haven't earned it yet. You have goal in mind, Anon. Now work towards it. The struggle is not meaningless
