Go to Equestria but as none of the ponies have genitalia or ponuts, the only hole you can enjoy is the mouth. Would you still go knowing this info?
>>43585019>Go to Equestria but it's entirely show-accurateYeah, why wouldn't I?
>>43585019>no genitalia or ponutsPinkie and AJ use the restroom in that one episode. DYEWTS? Where would it come out of?
>>43585019>OP when there's cocks to suck
>>43585019Why would I not?
>>43585058The mouth. Would you still be okay with that
>>43585308No, OP. you can't use your mouth to suck my cock.
>>43585019A hole is a hole
>>43585324See >>43585308Still would?
>>43585345AHoleIsAHole
>>43585058Osmosis, they sweat out piss and diarrhea.
>>43585460>indiaquestria where mares smell like shit and piss Fuck it. I'll become a wizard in the mountains
>>43585058>>43585308This raises an interesting philosophical question. If ponies have verginas and buttholes and you're willing to stick your dick in there even though that's where urine and poop comes out, how exactly would it be a dealbreaker to get a blowjob from a mare who pisses and shits out of her mouth?
>>43585019Yes obviouslySex isn't even a tertiary concern when talking about the virtues of Equestria and featureless is hotter anyway
>>43585628kissing would be ruined, also, no creature urines from the vagina.
>>43585722>urinatesftfy
>>43585308>mares must live with the constant taste of shit and piss on their tonguesFuck sex, that equestria would be hell for everypony living in it
>>43585790If you think about it, just the process is disgusting to think about biologically. Essentially they be eating and drinking food, fully digesting inside their bodies and then regurgitating it, they are basically constantly vomiting shit and piss, what an existence.
>>43585869Genitalia are bacteria factories because they have the necessary defenses to do so. Putting your own shit in your mouth will make you sick, even though it was once in your asshole.
>>43585991I'm willing to bet that you smell like regret.
>>43585308Genetalias in the show exist. >>43585058 and Faust's statement about "mammalian reproduction". We don't see them because the show happens from the POV of the pony society, and because being naked there is normalized, they subconsciously ignore asses, dicks and cunts as something significant, to the point of their brains stopping visually processing them in the everyday life. If we humans walked around naked we would've stopped focusing on our bits too. We would see dicks on the same level as ears or nose
>>43586071What if, instead of their brains filtering it out. What if its a property of light transmission. What if Equestria actually looks like a cartoon due to how magic interacts with optical transport. You can only see genitals if you get to less than say 12 inches distance. And fine details like individual strands of hair require one to get even closer.
>>43586071And yet we see ears, snouts, etc. in the show>Faust's statement about "mammalian reproduction"Literally no more canon than Faust's statement that pegasi produce floating poops that get whipped into a literal shitstorm
>>43586071>Faust's statementIf it's not in the show it didn't happen. She made a great show, but she had awful ideas and it's good they didn't make it in. See: >>43586395 among other things.My headcanon is their genitalia are hidden behind a seamless skin flap or fold only opens for use(this wouldn't be that strange biologically). Allows for what you'd normally expect without contradicting the show and becomes a "you just can't/don't need to show that on children's television" thing(which is already what it is).
>Implying Null isn't best
>>43585019>none of the ponies have genitalia or ponuts
>>43585019Yes because Im not going to equestria to have sex since I already have plenty of sex with op's mom
>>43585019I’d ask how they go to the bathroom and reproduce.
>>43587384>their genitalia are hidden behind a seamless skin flap or fold only opens for useLiterally Sonichu canon
>>43588066All the undigested food they eat gets turned into their mane and tail hair as it grows. They go to the bathroom by cutting their hair.To reproduce a mare and stallion will cut off a piece of their hair and bury the pieces of hair together in the ground and leave it there for a few months until it grows into a foal.
>>43589865So rarity basically had sex with the river dragonserpentthing in the opening?
>>43589731Something something broken autistic incest rapist clocks.
>>43587384How does it feel being a retarded eunuch?
>>43590067>sugar morning
>>43585019>the only hole you can enjoy is the mouthSIGN ME THE FUCK IN
Discussing the biology of drawings, humans suck.
>>43591138I can draw a stick figure. That doesn't mean that humans are made of pipe cleaners.
>>43585019If my waifu can talk and give me the sucky, I'm cool with it.
>>43590210While I thought my audition was strong and I'm a little disappointed they passed me up for the scheming eunuch role, I'll do my best.
>>43585019imagine the blowjobs
>>43592829just let it go OP
>>43587384I feel like it's senseless to call them flesh and mud to such an extent. It raises a lot more questions than it answers.IMO a more sensible design would be that they're alike to self adhesive dough so when the holes aren't flexed open they just close up seamlessly. Ponies have bones but are still squishier than the shape of their bones would allow so they're obviously not operating on strict earthlike anatomy even ignoring, you know, all the magical cartoon shit they do every five seconds.Like it's a plausible headcanon but it just seems like it's forcing a lot of stuff that would have to be accounted for to line up with the show.
>>43592868So they have to flex their muscles whenever they want to fuck or take a shit? Imagine how strong those vag and ass muscles must be, suddenly we're not just considering blowjobs.
>>43592954>So they have to flex their muscles whenever they want to fuck or take a shit?Possibly, though there are a lot of other systems that don't require muscular control that allow for parts of your body to be held open even in biology and ponies don't seem to squish back into shape that sharply for the most part, generally laying where they land when stretched out at least until they pull themselves together>Imagine how strong those vag and ass muscles must beI mean, ponies can be heinously strong this isn't exactly breaking new ground.
>>43585019>the only hole you can enjoy is the mouth.With what? Wouldn't I not have a penis?Also how did Shining Armor impregnate Cadence
>>43585019is she having a stroke?
>>43593375plot
This low-key could be a vore thread
>>43593629I don't know, but that face is making me stroke something ;)
>>43596735I'm surprised this thread is even still going, do we really want to go into vore territory for this thread?
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