The Kirin is a guerilla fighter.
>>43606510GI! GI!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIKUGF5fdmc
Hot sweaty sex with the Kirin while huffing her musky chest floof!
>>43606830BASED
>>43606849>FOEfag OCMmm, not based.
>>43606516AWOOOGA SEX WITH AUTUMN BLAZE UNF UNF UNF PLAP PLAP PLAP!!!
>>43606510Call me when kirin becomes a gorilla fighter instead
You faggots let the last one die. None of you deserve a kirin wife.
>>43607046Oh yeah? I don't see YOU posting a picture of your sexy kirin wife!
>>43607089B-baka! Y-you want me to post a picture of (You)?
>>43607123A-anon...?
>>43606510
>>43607524Unf! Based kirin wife.
>>43607046The only way you can know that is if you also let it die. Therefore, you also do not deserve one.
>>43607787
>>43608853>abuseYou are gay. You will be dicked by a thousand kirin cocks you absolute homo.
>>43608853Double unf! The based kirin needs a good plaping. >>43608885Faggot
>>43608885>Implying Anon would have the balls to hit a kirinYeah right. Anon secretly loves that shit.
>>43608947Kirin cock? What a homo.
>>43609172Kirin stallions are kinda cute in a Braeburn way.
>>43607676What is this referencing?
>>43609666Hong Xiuquan.
>pg 8
>>43611486get hugged, idiot
>>43606520https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgS8MI352mk
>>43611984Fighting for the local samurai lord with Autumn Blaze!
>>43612276The kirin look so cute in armor. I need more
>>43612276TENNO HEIKA BANZAIIIII
>>43611486no
>>43612687What about Kirin with giant guns?
Where is the Kirin!?
>>43614471
>>43614536>no kirin under the leavesThis mystery just keeps getting stranger.
Fun fact: STP's Purple album has Kirin on the cover
>>43614750
You caught me at a very Kirinese time in my life
>>43617601
>>43606510CHYNA
>>43617967+100 KIRIN POINTS COMRADE
>>43617950Hot
What exactly are Kirins? are they dragon ponies? What is their origin?
>>43606510The Kirin is no more
>>43618260kek
Imagine if she's so crazed by isolation that she pretends to be her hoof-puppet things during sex.
>>43620399what are they mad about?
I LOVE THE KIRIN!>>43619508That would be so hot
>>43606516looksmaxxing Autismn... huff fluffy mane...
>>43607524>unshorn fetlocksremember to wash and dry before cuddling.>>43617950the monkey urge to annoy dangerous creatures would lead me to very bad decisions...>>43618247yeah, unicorn-dragon hybrids if memory derves me right>>43619508there's probably a multitude of villages across who-knows-what-expanse, pretending others aren't out there because increasing connectivity might increase volatility and with it nirik incidents
>>43618247Well you see, when an enginemare and her nuclear-powered locomotive love each other a lot,and then something something time travel I guess
>The My Strange Addiction guy who loves his car is canon to MLP
>>43620413They're just trying to look cool.
Bump for kirin wife
>>43626280he's dead, jim
>>43606510Haberslop
>>43628392Slopslop
>>43606510What about Nirik?
>>43618247Just another flavor of ponies, in my optic. No dragons, just shared characteristics, in the same sense that pegasi aren't birds, they just share having wings.
Intense rough sex with warrior Kirin
>>43630536>>43631731Cutie warrior kirin! Need more!
>>43631731True!
>>43636160this kirin is more ginger than a ginger ponywith those eyebrows, I bet she hits like a mule, on the streets and in the sheets
>>43636540>this kirin is more ginger than a ginger ponykirin is not irish
>>43638080Don't have to be.
>>43606510the kirin should get a job instead of lazying around
>>43638218The Kirin has a job.She's brews craft beer.
>>43638238Yeah... it's just simple brewing...
>>43639110Good thing you don't use a still for brewing!
>>43638080Obviously, but what determines strength of gingerness is how hard the phenotype carries onto the offspring.In the case of the Autumn-resembling kirin I replied to, she looks like she'd turn any regular bloodline into all-redhead, green-eyed, pale-skinned children/foals.Honestly even a ginger human might not have any effect besides introducing a recessive gene that might result in a 1-in-4 chance of grandchildren not inheriting the ginger phenotype.I will assume that freckles only manifest in humans as the coat of ponies/kirin already protects the skin
>>43639895The kirin have discovered gun powder
>>43608853"That's it, you're in for it now.">Before she can react, you're upon her, pushing her on her back.>Your hands find their targets; you give her an infuriated look>And then begin tickling her mercilessly.>Poor kirin twists and writhes under your fingers laughing her little hoofsies off"No! No! No!">"Please, Ano- hee hee hee-""No mercy!">Her voluminous mane jiggles and jolts as new and newer bouts of laughter are tickled out of her."Mercy is for the weak!">Her face is red and tears flow freely as she gasps for more breath>You lift her up, her eyes widening in surprise."A decade of my secret weapons!">"Secret we-">Breathing in as much as you can, you dive in, blowing a window-rattling raspberry into her plush tummy to her thunderous laughter.>This destroys the kirin. >Kirin is left on the carpet, still twitching every now and then from the residual laugh aftershocks.>She will never badmouth your legos collection again.
>>43641271This is good.
>>43641271See, now Autumn's going to do something even worse to you as payback!
>>43642481You're ugly.
>>43642523>You're ugly.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMQNMWILy0AHow do we like Brandon's cover of A Kirin Tale, folks?
my tulpa is a kirin
>>43643364Can it talk?
>>43644549What is she doing and why?
>>43644549Kirins have fire lasers!?
>>43641242falling asleep hugging a kirin under the shade of a short meadow, knowing no harm can come to you and survive under her sentry...>>43641271very sweet! I'm saddened though by the thought that the scales won't be sensitive, so licking them won't make a kirin yip>>43643364and some kirin's tulpa is a concept similar to a human. If you were to be dragged to the kirin by the yearning for the tulpa to become "real", would you be able to make a smooth impression?>>43644832burning something that mimics a tree, yet clearly isn't. Also uhh, horn chevrons point downwards, so it's a he, male kirin>>43644905fire magic is more like plasma contained by either a magnetic field induced by a magical field, or by a magical field itself. No way to be sure without knowing the exact way forces would interact in that fictional reality.
why do the kirin simply not git gud at making beer
>>43645651What's wrong with it?
>>43645853I never realised that Pannacotta Fugo is literally built for a Kirin mare, good work anon
>>43646339Such an underrated character.
>>43646718
What are the chances Autumn wins miss mlp?
>>43644549Burning out the crimson from terraria
>>43647842What's the Kirin listening to?
>>43648230I need her to breathe fire onto my weewee
>>43648035https://u.pone.rs/dnpkvjzn.webm
>>43647496No chance, kirin aren't that widely-enjoyed>>43648230>kirin gf confuses "sharing breaths" with nirik breath>most painful way for accidental "oath of silence">>43648236>two of the kirin have downward-chevrons, ergo males>but at least one is able to hold both of anon's arms in place>imagine being pinned down by just one frustrated kirin mare...>>43648237>not "Sixty horses in my herd"weak; I'd like to post a link but fuck this site for "considering my post spam"(yes I am aware that Kirin habitat is woodlands and riverlands instead of cold semidesert but I have no better rec)
>>43648035chinese communist party music
>>43647496She should be trying to win Hottest Horse, but you need to up the temperature of your picture for the bracket, she's currently going in cute versus the inferno of Daybreaker and sweat-dripping Spitfire.This bracket probably isn't going to happen again, I'd expect the kirin to bring their fire. You have Cinder Glow as backup too. I tried to recommend images but (you) have to approve it or PageantAnon won't make a change. If you think it's fine as is then just ignore this.
>>43606510All Kirins need mandatory Horn Circumcision to curb their innate desire to go Nirik. An un-circumcised Kirin is a danger to every-rin and herself.
>>43652797
>>43652853
>>43652853Good Point.Ignore >>43652797All Kirins now need mandatory Horn Breaking to curb their innate desire to go Nirik. An un-broken Kirin is a danger to every-rin and herself.
>>43652886Why are you quoting directly from The Protocols of the Elders of Griffonstone? Do you want the kirim to find out?
Bump
>>43655836had this as a wallpaper for a whilegood pic
>>43657682I wish Autumn would yap my ear off
>>43606510>Kirins bred to have curved horns to make them easier to use as handlebars during oral sexYou can just see how ergonomic they would be for ponies hold Kirin heads down, where they belong, when they're being used for their intended purpose.
Any Kirin clopfics you'd reccommend?
>Any Kirin clopfics you'd reccommend?Nope Sadly there are no good kirin fics in general.
Time to either>SCREAMor>WORK>>43658159Which way Dragon-Horse fucker?
>>43658159https://ponepaste.org/9489Thank me later.
>>43658682>Want Kirin fics>Gets /AIE/If the monkey's hand curls enough times, does that mean I'll eventually get my wishes granted without the horrific side-effects?
>>43658682Still. Decent enough for Kirin shenanigins so I'll take my fix of Kirin Kuteness where I can.
>>43659095What kind of insane shit would Kir Tzu say to help battle the western Equestrian menace?
>>43658780>>43658849How about>Kirin keeps on getting cockblocked until she goes Nirik>Isn't sated after raping Big Mac>Ends up tied up and bound, still deep in the Nirik state>Twilight gathers Stallions to fuck her until she calms down
>>43659159>Anon, however, was into eastern chicks before he woke up in Equestria>He makes an entrance like he's Shrek crashing Fiona's fake wedding>He's fucking naked>Alone will he sate the Nirik's desires>Twilight foolishly lets him take the tied up Nirik to his house
>>43659168Later that night his house has burnt down and the Nirik has escaped.Anon admits he should have just dicked her down instead of prepping the foreplay dinner.
>>43617974It might be working. I mean, just look at this.Am I too far gone?
>>43659754Must not fuck... the obvious state agent...
>>43660365
>>43659754Unf what a cutie
>>43659754kinda anthro but would
Is a perma-Nirik a thing?
>>43661742I imagine being a nirik is VERY exhausting, a normal nirik would probably just burn itself out within a few days. But maybe with enough practice a kirin could achieve a sort of continual, mild controlled burning?
>>43661770>Kirin perpetually annoyed with just everything in general>Not angry enough to go full-Nirik>Too angry to remain full-Kirin
>>43661532Sono affamato!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kk__9u_hNeQ
>>43663810true
>>43606510Who'd win in a fight, 100 kirin or 1 gorilla?
>>43664767If that gorilla is me and those 100 kirin are horny mares, then it's going to be the 100 kirin, jeff
>>43664777I would argue that the gorilla would also be considered a winner in that instance
>>43661770The kirin power level rises when they go nirik
>>43665424Cute
>>43665424
>>43664767Muh dick
Made this
>>43669145KEK
>>43669145Her body, my beer
>>43669947Is this implying there's a Kirin!Fluttershy out there? How?
>>43672363>Help her neighGoing to need BOTH hands for that.
>>43674483Is Rain Shine okay?
>>43674657Nope. Broke her leg trick-treating. Has to be made into glue now.
>>43675604w-why is she looking at me like that
>>43676638heat
>>43676638RUN
>Kirin in Fallout EquestriaWhat would they expie?
>>43679800>Enclave. But even stupider.
>>43679911>EnclaveAnon... the Kirin are asian. They'd be the Chinese.
>>43679921How? The Zebras are the Chinese.
>>43679950>the canon chinese are swapped out for niggerspeople read this shit?
>>43680002*ziggersZiggah, if you want to be more polite.
>>43679921JapaneseBut instead of living on an island, they live in a remote mountain valley.
>>43680024What DID the japs do in Fallout? All I remember is the great war was a nuclear exchange between America and China. No talk of Russia or any parts of Europe or Africa.
>>43680036Checked the wiki. Japan had no influence outside its borders after it got canonically/historically double-nuked. All we get are the Yakuza descendants in FO2.So Kirin are perfect poised to be expies of Japan in FoE; Since neither did anything in canon.And absolutely nothing to do with how often Kirin Mares would be raped in the Equestrian Wasteland.
>>43680095>spoilersIs it really worth risking third degree burns for?
>>43680112Hey. Sometimes hunting the same kind of tail loses it lustre, and you need something harder, more dangerous, to get it up any more.>>43680564>Only pony species that regularly uses chopsticks since all members have telekinesis.
>>43680582>>Only pony species that regularly uses chopsticks since all members have telekinesis.
>>43680592I suppose its rude to use magic to touch the fishy directly.
>>43680657I want to touch Autumn Blaze's fishy if you know what I mean
>>43606510Their kind will wash the lands of the Unicorn sub-pony filth
>>43606510The Kirin are race supremacists.Earth Ponies will be castrated.Unicorns and Pegasi spayed.Foals will be bashed against the foal-killing tree until dead.
>>43682234Why just foals? Everypony deserves to ride the foal-killing tree once in their life.
>>43606510Starting a family with Autumn Blaze!
>>43680002FoE was written before kirins were canon. In fact, it was written before changelings were even canon.
>>43682528i know. i read it back to back three times and it was the most uncreative horseshit ever.
>>43682539>i read it back to back three times and it was the most uncreative horseshit everwhy the fuck did you read it thrice, then?
>>43682845He had to be sure.
