>tfw you just arrived in town and everypony is waiting for you to sing your charming, introductory musical number that gives your name, background and reasons for wanting to be in Equestria You can do it right?
>>43606722What else do they want in my song, the last 4 numbers on the back of my credit card?
>>43606722I pretend not to know how to sing.
>>43606761https://ponepaste.org/1004
>>43606722I'm not singing for you stupid horses
>>43606722neigh
Well >>43606722 , start with a rap beat as the new arriva tries to rap the wordsWake up at noon? Nah, that's way too early,I rise at 5 PM, my complexion looking pearly,cartoons on the monitor, twelve seasons deep,Got a body pillow girlfriend and a crippling sleep sheet.I'm grinding isekai like it's ranked competitive,My daily quest is staying nonproductive,Twenty-seven tabs and a chatapp full of dudes,We debate who's best girl while we're eating dry noodles.My CV says nothing, my résumé's blank,But my MAL account? That's a fucking tank,Got a thousand hours watched, no plans for the future,My life's a filler arc with a questionable computer.And then look up and all the ponies have probably ran off thinking they met a monster
>>43606722Tbdesu my best bet is singing The Way Life's Meant To Be with slightly altered altered lyrics. Surely ponies won't be able to recognize a song from another dimension, right?
Uh yeah bix nood muphafukkkas
My rap verse gonna be so fire
>>43606722I sing the smile song and now everypony thinks i'm Pinkie pie
