>Lookie here big boy. Anytime you get a hankerin’ for some meat I’ll whip you up some apple themed desserts and treats. Ya’ll dont have to go around the forest throwin’ those nasty traps and spears at poor defenseless elks or water buffalo anymore. Whadda you say? Do it for little ol’ me?
>>43640296I'll stop if you let me eat you out.
>>43640296>why eat meat when you could eat applesThat's very forward of you Applejack, and I'd love to, but what would the rest of your family think?
>>43640296But I have to eat the hooved animals to keep the population stable so they dont consume all the plant matter, leading to a devastated ecosystem.
>big boyI feel like big guy or big feller would both be more fitting.
Apple becomes disgusting when you cook themonly really green apples are any good in humanland anyway. Horsies would have different sensibilities but that just implies that most food AJ has a hoof in would be nauseatingluckily there are mares in Ponyville that can actually cook
>>43640319trvke
>>43640319I always find it entertaining when Anons play into the symptoms of autism to this degree.
>>43640330>play into the symptoms of autism to this degree.I don't play into it. I'm actually like this.
>>43640330>autism is when you don't like literal slop
>>43640296Aj I know dogs aren't vegan so I wanna know WHAT you are feeding Winona. Don't pretend, I know you have chickens, chickens which don't talk like the cows.Now give me a chicken or I go work for rara since cats DEFINETLY won't survive a vegan diet even less than winona if we pretend she is actually vegan
>>43640419They make dog food with lots and lots of egg whites.
>>43640296Applejack, you ponies eat animal stuff, too. I was over at Rarity's last week and Sweetie Bell made me a plate of fried eggs well, she burnt me a plate of fried eggs, but it's the thought that counts and Pinkie is always cooking meringue. And don't think I didn't see that ham sandwich that you served Celestia when she visited.
>>43640445>And don't think I didn't see that ham sandwich that you served Celestia when she visited.That was actually a very thin slice of jello, ponies love their postwar treats and a jello sandwich with lettuce and tomato really hits the spot.>but where do they get the gelatinSome sorta fungus or something I dunno.
>>43640454Leather also exists in Equestria as does soap and glue.
>>43640454>Some sorta fungusDamn, dude, Applejack murdered some mushroom-people.
>>43640516You do know that even in old times there were glues and soap of vegetable origin, right?
>>43640556https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pZD78Gn_WbQ&ra=m
I really have to know, how many of you guys would actually struggle to adapt to a meatless diet if ponies asked you to? I don't think it would be very difficult since, even beyond the whole pastries as meals thing they do, there's plenty of good food you can have that doesn't require meat. Hearty pastas and sauce, veggie pizzas, eggs with beans and rice. Your selection may be more limited, sure, but I really don't see it being anywhere close to impossibleWould be funnier if you do successfully adapt yet AJ's still watching you like a hawk to make sure you don't chow down on somepony
I like apples but i do not like apples in cake for some reason
>>43640578It'd be trivial. I can't recall offhand actually seeing milk but I've lived on basically just milk and eggs while spending like 20hrs a week playing sports before. I just simply don't think it'd come up since the ponies do actually eat meat and also because I would presumably be a ponyLike they have and eat cheese, cheese is basically meat and so are eggs, it'd be completely fine.
>>43640578I would rather become a farmer than do that. Vegans are retarded. Even horses are opportunistic omnivores, despite generally being herbivores.
>>43640578Good meat are some of the few things that make life worth living, so no I would not adapt to your fruity culture.
>>43640319>Apple becomes disgusting when you cook themNever cooked liver and onion with green apple slices? It's like an orgasm on the tongue.
>>43640578i already eat 4 quarts of plain cottage cheese every week (not for protein just tastes good) i dont think ill have much of a problem
>>43640578If you refuse to go veggie you don't deserve to live in Equestria. Even the animals that don't speak English seem to have pony level sentience since they communicate clearly with Fluttershy, so there's no moral justification for eating meat at all given you're not an obligate carnivore.
>I heard Applejacks' silly nonsensical demands, Anonymous, and um, I'd like to help...>Visit my cottage for fresh carrion daily! I already have Harry here so another carnivore on the shopping list would be fine by me! Um..i-if you'd like, that is..
>>43641448All bears minus polar bears are omnivorous and eat more vegetation, other kinds of plant matter or insects than actual meat.
>>43641453Check out the big brains on Brett
>>43640296dont worry, i will only eat linky. promise!!!
>>43640578I've had a halloumi cheese burger before with no meat and some pasta meals without meat tooI'd definitely miss meat, but I imagine ponies are good enough cooks that I could manage
>>43640578https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Hh25TRG8p4Eggs contain all the nutrients a man needs. So long as they give enough eggs im good. I usualy eat around 6 a day anyways.
>>43641600>So long as they give enough eggs im good.
>>43640578Wouldn't lack of meat mean health problems in a couple of months?
>>43640296Actually AJ that was just for fun. Also you literally eat eggs, I know you're a big apple girl, but why would that be your first option for a substitute and not protein?>>43641453First ten seconds of Dragonshy are of Fluttershy feeding fish to ferrets and worms to birds. Not the only time we see this either. Ponies having a problem carnivore diets and predation is a huge retarded head canon cope, they just don't want to be eaten themselves.>B-but Mom said-Oh so you think ponies shit while they're eating too? Are you still willing to eat a hayburger when Bulk Biceps get shit speckles on it from the sky?
>>43640296My headcanon is that Equestrian gems and rocks contain protein on par with meat. Spike is getting all the benefits of a carnivore diet without the murder, and rock soup is basically just bone broth.
>>43641706Not if you can still do cheese and eggs. But yeah without a source of B12 you're not going to be healthy. Real life vegans need supplements so they aren't malnourished. And it's not like a minor thing either, your body needs B12 for nerves and DNA so a lack of it can paralyze and kill you.
>>43641794There's a difference between obligate carnivores eating meat out of necessity and omnivores choosing to eat it. Also I would guess that fish and worms are not sentient in the way that the majority of creatures in equestria seem to be.
>>43641966Well, the fish are sentient since one waved to Fluttershy, so...
>>43641966Even the spiders are sapient and capable of what you could designate as “facial expressions” or cognitive thought. But I would wager ponies separate or make distinctions between the sapience of animals and the civilized society like ponies, gryphons (lol), and other hoofed animals and such like the buffalo or those reindeer from the Christmas episode. Maybe they would have an issue with you eating something as intelligent as you are, capable of speech and emotion, building tools. I mean think about it, would you really hurl a spear at some poor gazelle thats crying and begging you not to eat her?
What was always funny to me is that they have pigs on their farms for seemingly no reason.
>>43640578Not in a million years. I'd go talk to Fluttershy, I've seen her feeding animals fish. I'll work out how to gut and cook them myself if I die trying.
>>43640578I'd just starve, most of my diet is meat and while I can eat other things, life without pork chops, steak, burgers, and so much more is not worth living.
>>43642229Please tell me you're not fat at least.
>>43641946>Real life vegans need supplementsThis should tell you everything about how "normal" it is to be a vegan.
