>Oh, um.. anon. Could i come in? that is.. if you don't mind
The vampire will use any trick to lure me out of my blessed shelter Begone thy vampiric filth
>>43645855jokes on you, i'm into vampires! COME ON IN FLUTTERSHY!
>>43645790I don't care who the IRS sends, I'm not paying my taxes!
>>43645790Yes, you may come, but in my mouth
>>43645855>>43645876>you wouldn't mind letting me in? just for a bite ;)
>>43645898No way, I don't want bat AIDS. I mean have you seen what happened in 2020???
>>43645790I'm keeping the door closed!!!
>>43645790Yes Fluttershy come in, we can cuddle today
>>43645790imagine going to Equestria thinking that it's the best thing ever and then every single fucking day one of those retarded mini horses shoves their snoofa into your peephole and fogs it up with their breath
>>43649114>i can't wait to go to equestria>unless ponies actually try to spend time with me then i'm gonna hate it??????
>>43649150>>43648325Sounds lovely
>>43645790Not now i'm masturbating
>>43649309>As in... right now? Anon, I'd rather you didn't talk to me while pleasuring yourself...
>>43649324You're the one who came up to my fucking door, you yellow rat.
god Fluttershy is so tight
>>43650452She is pretty cool.
>>43645790GET OUT IM PLAYING MINECRAFT
>>43645790This is my own private domicile and I will not be harrassed!
>>43654257NONNY>KICKS DOORNONNYWE GOTTA COOK!
she will never know that i installed microscope lens in my peep hole
>>43645790I love you Shy
>>43649324That's a shame, I'd enjoy it more if you kept talking.