I want to go on a date with Derpy!
>>43649576When I become GodEmperor of Equestria, I'm going to put a law in place that mares must wear a pretty dress as they go about their day at least once a week. Any mare without at least three dresses in their possession will be blessed with a set of state-approved dresses.
>>43649576go ahead
>>43649576ok, doc.
Where would you go on a date?
>>43649576My wife!
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>>43649676That building is GIANT
Derpys in dress is one of the best things in the world. Truly a heavenly sight
>>43649586soo, just like islamic traditions?
>>43651384No, because they're only required to be in dresses once a week. Ideally on the day they have a date night with their special somepony
>>43651455I want my ponies to wear nice dresses because they either want to or I ask them to, not because they're required by law. Fuck off with your cuck fantasy.
>>43652254Too late, I already made it a law. I also made it a law that any mares within 100 miles of (You) have to wear pretty dresses. Get fucked, peasant.
>>43649576over a decade later and i still prefer the name bright eyes because it's really cute
>>43652279>Naming her after a damn dirty ape
>>43652279I have heard many names for this horse, and yet never have I heard that name.
>>43652493i distinctly remember seeing the name around a little during around like the 2nd fim season, pretty sure i just saw some picture of her with that name written next to her and i've always liked it since
>>43652491>the monkeys have NAMESwack
>>43652254>cuck fantasyWhere is the cuckholdry? What level of mental gymnastics did you perform to arrive at this? Did you win any medals?
>>43652254Mares belong to me and will do what I ask without any issues. This is my world and they are living in it.
>>43652279Sounds condescending.
>>43652493>>43652540Bright Eyes is from this very early fanfic: https://hyperindex.mlpg.co/co21205503.html#21206638It's also the earliest known depiction of mailmare Derpy.
>>43652279Cute name
