If I went to Equestria would my severe tinnitus be cured?
>>43650840Candy or Zecora should be able to cure it if it's an external injury and not part of who you are as a pony I think.
>>43650841>or Zecorabro she is still unable to stop that bird chirping at her shack
>>43650840bat ponies
>>43650840No, you're going as yourself with no changes or alterations. Anything else is self-hating /ptfg/ heresy. Sorry, buddy.
>>43650840if you're asking if you should kill yourself, the answer is no.
>>43650858this anon is going as a yak
>>43650870You fucking yigger.
>>43650840If I went to Equestria, I wouldn't be able to get my depression and anxiety meds. I'd be in paradise feeling nervous for no reason and waking up wishing I were dead.
>>43650858>you must go to ponyville as barney from HIMYM with green skin>NOOOO DONT USE YOUR IMAGINATION
>>43650876I hear Chrysalis has a spell for that
>>43650897So she just blasts me?
>>43650858If human wasn't an option, I'd rather go to Equestria as a griffon than as a pony.
>>43650903I was more referring to the spell for headaches. Though looking at it now, it does kind of look like she just blasts you lol
>>43650876and then this happens every day
>>43650840I hope mine would be too
>>43650840it'd be cool if it cured my gross skin condition that stopped me from ever getting plapped haha
>>43650840Only if you go there as a pony.
>>43652320What, your green skin?
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>>43652330consider me a changeling, shit is straight black, real grim stuff
>>43652339And he's got no ears! Is that part of your "skin condition" too, Anon? No ears?!
>>43650840Serious deadass question: am I the only one here who'd prefer to go to EQGland instead of Equestria?>age down when you enter the portal>time goes by extremely slowly so you can pretty much relive and enjoy your teenage years for like a couple centuries>the fashion is sick as hell there, and the girls are way hotter>the community is closer, and you have something to fight for. A built in purpose, if you're at CHS. You're building an Equestria on Earth, championing the ideals of Friendship and Harmony and expanding this community in a world where much like our own that stuff is systemically discouraged. But you have magic on your side and the entire school to back you up, as well as official support from this world's closest thing to Jesus: Princess Twilight Sparkle.>all the same lovable characters from Equestria are here, plus Sunset Shimmer. There's actually a second Sunset out there too, somewhere.>unlike in Equestria, these versions of the characters never start acting like adults. They were never as childish as the early seasons ponies were, but these girls get to act like teenagers basically forever and that's a more than good enough compromise.>you can still go to Equestria sometimes if you really wanted to and be a pony for a little while
>>43652374>deadassNo.
>>43650895Sorry Anon, It's the mandate. In true Anonymoose fashion you'll breathe through your featureless face skin and you won't be able to eat.Anons in Equestria are like mayflies, they run around and rape everything they can before they starve to death after a week.
>>43652095Was that a question or a statement? Yes, it happens every day.
>>43650856EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>43652421it was a warning
>>43652095>trying to explain to Flutters what mental illness is>"But Anon, it's so nice and sunny out. That's sure to make you feel better!""Doesn't matter. It's a problem with my brain chemistry.">"Umm... Twilight likes chemistry!""You think Twilight knows anything about serotonin and and norepinephrine receptors?">"You could always get a job helping-""Great! I crossed the gulfs of reality just to get the same damn lecture I'd get from my fucking parents!">"Well... I'll just be feeding my animals if um... you want to talk or...">she sniffles a little and runs off, trying to hide her crying"Oh, fuck her. She doesn't know how good she has it, living here with all her friends and her purpose in life without all the shit from my world. And it's just sooooo easy to be happy. She deserves to cry.">a minute or so passes"Fuck, I can't believe I made her cry. I'm such a piece of shit. If I had any real guts, I'd slit my stomach open or at least cut a finger off to show how sorry I am. I wanna apologize to her so bad, but she's probably told everypony by now. I've blown my only shot at happiness. Why do I always do this to myself? Oh there you go wallowing in self-pity again, boo hoo. Go fucking apologize to her. But if I did, she'd say it was okay, but I know it wouldn't be okay, and every single time I see her, she'll remember.>goes and lays in bed>falls asleep in at 2 PM
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>>43652380So you ironically want to live in EQGland?
>>43652374you're not the only one
>>43653466It just goes to show that a jackass can stay that way if he puts his mind to it.
>>43652374Most of what you're saying here are assumptions that seem to me to be more part of Equestria than EqGBut also no obviously the goodness in EqG is mostly a trickle of what is in Equestria proper. It's an impoverished frontier town vs. the shining capital.
>>43652374test
>>43652374>deadass>age downThis motherfucker looking for some /ss/ action with BarbiesYou know what? Based.
>>43652374>Serious deadass question>Headcanon>Headcanon and sorry your adulthood is shitty>The girls are PURPLE and if Celestia, Luna, Cheerilee, and Cadence are anything to go by they are not gonna age well>Your side?>Partial headcanon>Headcanon>You're definitely not gonna fuck this up for sureNo, also didn't mention the best three parts of EQGland L bozo.
>>43650840I don't think magic can cure that
how do I deal with tinnitus without killing myselfnothing drowns it out
>>43656477did you recently go to a concert and it hasn't calmed back down?
>>43656538I essentially shot a gun indoors and it deafened me for a few secondsI already had tinnitus in one ear from years of going to raves at regular con without hearing protection but after that incident that ear has rung nonstop ever since
>>43652374>If you're into that I guess>Headcanon>Sick-ass fashion (and Rarity) exists in both worlds>You're all highschoolers no one's building shit, The community is extremely fickle (see "highschoolers")>The quality of some of those characters compared to their originals is questionable. Sunset is a hell of a plus though. Also sassy teen Rarity >Headcanon and pedophile>The reverse is true in Equestria
>>43650840Your tinnitus is cured, but is replaced with a background mare that constantly follows you around eeeee-ing in your ear
>the fashion is sick as hell there, and the girls are way hotterWait is this meant to be implying the girls are hotter than ponies, rather than just that they're hotter than 3DPD?Also the fashion being better than Equestria is a uniquely awful opinion. Ponies dresses are what it's all about
>>43652374>glimmer flag>shit tasteLooks like it's Iconic Duo 'o clock again
>>43656560how long ago was it? it should hopefully calm down, but it might take a month or so.make turmeric tea or take the turmeric pills (the ones with black pepper help it activate more)), eat foods high in antioxidants (broccoli, blueberries, blackberries, etc), drink water and get good rest. gotta do it consistently, my favorite thing was the turmeric teacoming from a fellow sufferer, good luck man
>>43656622it happened over a year agoI went to the ER the day it happened and asked about Prednisone and he wouldn't give it to me
>>43656649oh.... I'm very sorry anon.....
>>43650846kek
>>43650840No, but magic could help a bit, but no miracles.>>43650876they have magic for your brain. But yes, you still be sad. Speacially since they didint test their magic on humans... i guess it would be like LSDif magic truly resolved all their problems ponyville woundt be a shithole with the everfree forest right in front
