wat do?
>rapeand then>more rape
>>43660518Welcome backstill remember smiling at the ads on this board thanks to you
>>43660518AMRE
>>43660519
>>43660519/mlp/ is healing...
>>43660525>raping blindfoldedUhh. I'll take it
>>43660518AWOOOOOOOGA SEX WITH THIS MARE UNF UNF UNF PLAP PLAP PLAP!!!
>>43660533you check if you have a blindfold equipped>>43660522thanks so much anon
>>43660557Use the z-word to try and see if a zebra comes rescue me
>>43660557>1 BTCtransfer it to EQB (Equestrian Bit)
>>43660561you roar the word, "ZIGGER!"-1 z word pass +1 hayburger crown
>>43660646What's the thing between the bitcoin and the Z-word pass? A wallet?Give wallet to mare
>>43660646feed hayburger crown to derpy
>>43660565you exchanged the found in raid physical bitcoin for 1000 bits. the desk mare smelled really nice.
>>43660717Ask desk mare out on a date (autistically)
>>43660717>Anon has to get on his knees because he's too tallKek
>>43660676oh and uh this happens off screen
>>43660661do you say anything profound when doing so or nah?
what do I ask her? she looks so cute plz help.
>>43660719anon gets nervous from autism debuff and asks a thread for help on what he should exactly say.
>>43660790>you pretty
>>43660790Your smile could brighten the everfree forest
>>43660790I really like your mane
>>43660850>"your smile co-">"well, could you get the fuck out of the line if you're done"
>>43660908call the STRONGEST mare he knows and tell her someone was mean
>>43660908I sneakily tear up some pages of Catcher in the Rye in my inventory and pretend it's weed.And then I scream:MR PRESIDENT GET DOWN THERE'S MARIJUANA AROUND HERE
>>43660919Ronald is disgusted and pulls a knife out.What do?
>>43660953I take my shirt off and throw it at Reagan to confuse him, when he tries to get it off...Boom.Discombobulate.
gunna take a break for the day fags.
>>43660953He'll attempt wild haymaker...Discombobulate.
>>43661147ok
>>43660970>>43661749you killed Ronald Reagan which impressed Jody Fauster. wat do?
>>43662806I put the shirt on as quickly as possible so nobody sees my acne infested man tiddies
>>43662842it's so over bros....
>>43662926Grab Reagan's knife and store it in my inventory
>>43662938you dropped an enchanted butter sword and he swaps it with his knife.
>>43662988>Case + KeyGambling time...
>>43663004dubs and up decides the microtransaction gives.
Rolled 45 (1d100)>>43663015I get a fleshlight
>>43663015Two tickets to the Grand Galloping Gala
>>43663015deez nuts
>>43663015A rope...
>>43663017>>43663115as to avoid total thread death, T-Martin use his admin tools to rig the rng.wat do?
>>43663693Make a bigger hole in the fleshlight using the knife, stare directly at desk mare and say "heh... they never fit..." and then wink
>>43663718
>>43663919Is desk mare braindead? *Snaps my fingers in front of her*
>>43663919Try to hit a cool pose, fail miserably and ask her if she would like to grab a coffee after work.
>>43663928
>>43664024you know have a date tomorrow what do you do to prepare?
>>43664063I use hair remover on my balls and ass.
>>43664063I also apply hair gel to my bald head to get it to shine some more!
>>43664063Polish my head using professional car detailing equipment
>>43664063keep endlessly going through worst case scenarios in my head
>>43664161>>43664165>>43664191>>43664399you think about all the 3 million multiverses in which this date happens in...
>>43664576wat do?
>>43664585BI want to know more about the mare behind the desk
>>43665689Seconding
>>43665689>>43666264>"I work at that little desk everyday because my father wanted me to do better than he could when he was a little colt. He told me how hard providing for mom was when... well, things were hard for him."
>>43666308wat do?
>>43660518Down... Set.... Jabba the hutt hutt hutt!
>>43666505would you really anon...
>>43666565We're down 3 points Anon! If you don't make this field goal Chicago will riot for weeks! Our fate is in your feet now go out there and punt that pony!
>>43666356>finally get mare on a date>no one has any fucking clue what to do with herI've seen this before.Don't you cave-dwelling fucks read greens at least? DO something. Or she's gonna tell all her little mare friends that yous a whack ass bitch nigga.
>>43666356>>43666588I'm a snoy what the fuck is an "A" button???
>>43666356Y. Dropping the spaghetti is unavoidable in the long run, better to get it out of the way quick.
>>43666356>AI want this cutie to trauma dump on me.Also check my posture.
>>43666744Anon's so fucked
>>43666610Seconding.
>>43666609>>43666610>"My mother died when I was a newborn foal. Given my father was a poor farmhand, there wasn't enough bits to afford to care for us both. I hope you don't have to experience something like that...">Thanks, you too.you posture a cool pose on the table, completely mogging her as you spill the spaghetti.(typing on a digital keyboard with an art pen is finicky)
>>43666771kek, great drawing
>>43666771wat do?
>>43666893Gotta learn necromancy and resurrect her mom later.
>>43666893Im a little scared of that>in option B. Is this a [Glass Him] moment and we're about to toss an Xbox at her?
>>43666893I'm too scared to reveal personal details, let's just order some food.
>>43667081consoletation.
>>43666893All this spaghetti has made me hungry>X
>>43667266>>43667115>"this place has good flowers and hayburgers... what are you gunna get?"wat do?
Reminder that hay does not mix with human digestive systems.
>>43667527shush
>>43667437Order the hayburger to silence this >>43667527 neighsayer
>>43667437>>43667555Yes but order it with a side of meat from the buffalo lands. And can they put the hay on the side. And can they cut the burger in half. And can they put two of those little sticks to hold all the contents together in, one for each side.
>>43667527I had a hayburger at mare fair 1
>>43667437Hayburger. As long as we don't vomit it up directly into her lap, we should be fine.
>>43669069:)
>>43667555>>43667562>>43667592>>43669069a overworked stallion tending tables brings both of your orders.wat do?
>>43669191Examine both burgers, compliment hers.
>>43669191Eat burger, but do it in a classy way, like cutting it in half first.
>>43669298but for what purpose do we compliment hers, anon?
>>43669441We tell her she's got nice buns, duh.
>>43669301What if that's too posh anon?>>43669464We haven't even got to know her, slow down! We need to just eat this burger and get to know her.
>>43669191Can we switch burgers?
>>43669298>>43669301>>43669624work posting atm, so are we examining or eating the borger?
>>43669637>examine borger
>>43669637We are examining it with our mouth
>>43669637Examine her burger while munching ours
>>43669637Switch burgers. We have to make sure they're even!!!
>>43669638>>43669661>>43669693>>43669934fine, I'll do all of these... you bunch of fucking little shids...
when I get home, you'll reach across the table, compare and contrast the two to ensure they are "even," and then give eat the borgers.
>>43670036you leap across the table to inspect the two hayburgers, to be sure they are... even. They seem to be of decent sanitary quality. one feels really heavy however. And you swear you've been hearing a beeping noise coming from it.wat do?
>>43670538Give mare the heavier beepy one. We're a gentleman after all!
>>43670538Eat the beeping burger. I'm sure nothing bad is going to happen.
>>43670538Peek inside the beeper.
bump
I didn't have time to finish the next scene, keep thread bumped plz.
>>43670538Beep back at the fucker.
>>43670538Eat the burger. It will stop the beeping.
>>43670538Feed her both burgers
>>43670627>>43673186she goes to eat the burger and an explosion emits from it. You are now in a very awkward position.wat do with terminatemare?
>>43674341>AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>43674341I say that I need to use the restroom and make a dash to escape
>>43674341>>43666771If your mom died why didn't you just plug her back in? You silly robot mare.
>>43674446you need to get away, you need to make a dash to the bathroom. you find an empty stall and boldly hunker down. after a few seconds, you hear magic fire erupt, interrupting the mundane soft chatter a restaurant always comforts.wat do?
>>43675404peek through the funny hole
>>43675428>"hey stranger, whatchya buyin?"
>>43675447>I'm trying to impress a termarenator. Got anything for that?
>>43675448
>>43675481give me the shotgun, I'm sure the termarenator would love it.
>>43675481Sell all of my stuff and buy all of the guns
>>43675568>>43675813Why buy the guns when we can buy the key and mystery box? It could be anything, even guns!
>>43675568>"hehe, that one there will cost ya 100 bits, stranger.">>43675568>"if you're itchin to ditch all these, I'll give ya 217 bits the lot. These guns will all cost ya 700 bits in total, stranger.">>43675817>"ah I see, if you want a Mare Loot Crate™ and it's key, that'll be 900 bits total friend. "
>>43675913Wait! Is ammunition included when you buy firearms?
>>43675913I need to know the pull rates on the mare loot crate, you are legally obliged to tell me.
>>43675913Give me the Mare Loot Crate™ I'm sure I'll pull gold!
>>43675939Unlimited, if used reasonably.
gamers, I'm too tired to animate the next scene after today, plz bump until tomorrow.
>>43677121
>>43675968We need to pull at least a SSR Mare!
>>43675960>Princess = 0.1%>Mare = 5%>Stallion = 12%>Item = 82.9%
>>43675960>>43675968>>43679583EVERYPONY ROLL!
>>43679870rolling for best princess!
>>43679870knife!
>>43680155>>43680173>factory new Luna karambit
>>43680282JACKPOT although i have to admit that a knife probably wont be too useful against termarenator
>>43680344>"hehe, well stranger, is that all you buyin?"
>>43680344what do you mean "against"? She hasn't actually acted aggressively towards us, we are just trying to impress her with our cool loot.
>>43680666(check'd my satan ass)
>>43680754Sell burger to buy burger
>>43680906
>>43681022I think that's it, now I'm going to flex my knife to the termarenator!
>>43681242yes, lets show off some awesome karambit spinning skills, that will be sure to impress her and make her open her heart to us.
>>43681265Yes! We obviously don't even need to practice.
>>43681242>>43681265>>43681308wat do?
Rolled 35 (1d100)>>43681948Spin the knife, duh. She's going to be in awe of Anon's l33t skillz, unless anon injures himself in the process. I surely hope he won't.
>>43681948I feel like i'm back in timeCreate a drama video about termarenator with CSGO surfing gameplay in the background for mad views
>>43681948Spin the knife so fast I hover in the air. Then I hold my hand out to her and say live with me if you want to cum
>>43681948Do a flip
>>43681948Get the other Karambit we have out and do some sick dual wield spinning, this will be surety impress her enough for us to get a second date.
>>43682347I really wanna do a mock leafy vid so bad right now holy fuck, anon that's funny.
>>43682347you sit down and record some CSGO surfing for your next vid. It's a response vid to your biggest competitor's callout vid of you, the "Maretent Cop: Anonymous" by Termardubbbz. However, you haven't started any script writing for your vid. What points do you want to make?
>>43682307>>43682834>>43682834>>43683240>>43682834I'm going to do this, don't lose hope
>>43683679point out that termarenator is a bih ass zigga clanker who aint got no face
>>43683679Talk about how she took two candies from the "Take One" candy bowl
>>43683738>>43683739https://u.pone.rs/rwtgxlqj.gifyour vid goes viral! KeemStarswirl, Scmarce, Philip Defilly, P3P3, Ponecynical, and GradePUnderP all came out in support of your against TermarDubbbz!!! Congratz!!!
>>43683728I hope it will really show off how good we are at spinning our knife.
>>43684110It's beautiful...
>>43684158AHEMhttps://u.pone.rs/rwtgxlqj.gif
>>43684317I am blind lol, also we should've done an epic backstab at the end!
>>43684110All without a speck of dust on our beautifully shiny head.Bravo, AnonBravo...
>>43684110HAHAHAHorray, I love exploiting my friendships for drama videos, get rekt rrobomare
