Spike is so cute, post Spikes
I don't have many Spikepics, but I like this one.
I read some fanfic where Spike is in serious relationship with Flurry Heart. Not main focus, but still.
>>43661008>in serious relationshipThat's the daughter of his adoptive brother.
>>43660874He is a little kid, right?
suck my dick
>>43661310No, he's a dragon.
>>43661363Notice how Twilight grew wings, Spike grew wings, but Shining Armor didn't.This is because Spike is Twilight's real brother and Shining Armor is the one that was adopted.Twilight's dad fucked a dragon (or Twilight's mom)
>>43661366It's actually because Twilight got tired of having a bald spot on her back so she made sure he got wings.
>>43661310He's younger then Applebloom, so yes.
>>43661400Season 9 is not canon and is famous for fucking up a lot
>>43661400Apple bloom is a teen in Equestria Girls, so no
>>43660874
Full grown Spike is my favorite
>>43661310Not after he grew wings.
Does Twilight ever punish him if he's being particularly naughty?
>>43663102Her full name is actually "Twilight Spankles".Spike cries and hates it when she spanks him.But she begs for more when Rarity spanks him.
Ever since I started watching the show, I felt strongly identified with Spike. I sometimes wish I were him. I wonder why.
>>43663129>Spike cries and hates it when Twilight spanks him>Spike begs for more when Rarity spanks himWhat is this called?
>>43663138He's the only boy main character, he's also not a pony, he's the outsider that always tries to fit, he felt in love with a mare even if he's not a pony, a mare that feels too good for himself and out of his reach, the show and Hasbro forgets about him and makes him always feel like the underdog, so in the end I can understand why he's relatable.
Spike will be an amazing dad once he grows up
>>43663138You want to be surrounded by ponies. Very natural wish.
>>43663398How do you know that?
>>43663102Let's look at this closely.Spike is a kid, and Twilight is the adult he lives with, making Twilight responsible for him. That means if he fucks up, then Twilight's the one who would need to discipline him. The question then is would Twilight punish him if he were naughty?Based off the show, the things Spike has done that could be considered bad/punishment worthy are:>Burned a book and lied about it.>Tried to frame an owl for the above.>Ran away from home.>Took a dangerous artifact from the abandoned castle without permission, while going there without anyone but the owl knowing, which ended up causing a large amount of damage forcing multiple busy princesses to deal with it.>Used Twilight's position to give himself some benefits while fucking over an official delegation group by lying, which resulted in mass property damage.>Stealing (though that might not have been entirely his fault).>To a lesser extent, he could be a snarky asshole at times early on.>Fucked over the breezies by climbing a tree and stomping on it.In all of these cases, Twilight only scolded Spike, made him apologize, just frowned at him or did fuck all about it. She never actually gave him any punishments. This leads me to believe that she probably wouldn't punish him in most cases. He would need to do something really bad, as in worse then any of the things above, or do something bad repeatedly for her to actually consider giving him a punishment. But what would that be?I'd imagine any punishment, if it ever came to that, Twilight would come up with would be planned out thoroughly, because Twilight is an obsessed nerd. She wouldn't do something like that on a whim. The punishments for foals in the show we see examples of are chores, which the CMC had to do in like, 2 episodes, and there was one mention of a grounding. Those two seem to be common punishments for foals, so they are a possibility for him. Chores would be redundant since he already works as Twilight's assistant, and what would Twilight ground him from? Comics? I cannot imagine bookhorse punishing by taking away reading privileges. Beyond that, she'd have to either find something creative, or go for spankings, the former I don't know what could be and for the latter, it's hard to imagine. If she did do it though, she would definitely give a long-winded lecture about why she's doing it beforehand.Either way, I would say that it's unlikely Twilight would punish him for most things, let alone do something like this pic.
I like it when Spike crossdresses.
>>43664196I was gonna make a joke about Rarity sending him nudes but they are always naked so I can't
>>43664025I can't imagine pony society handing out physical punishment to children beyond a literal slap on the wrist if they're not yet capable of reason.
>>43664437And that's how we end with fillies like Cozy Glow.
>>43664437Hard to say. The only times we saw a filly get punished was Applebloom getting potentially grounded, the CMC having to do chores twice and Golly getting sent to fucking hell (sadly). So I would say that physical punishments wouldn't be impossible since it would fall somewhere between those. I just don't think Twilight would particularly rely on that with Spike.
>>43664503So the punishment is:>Level 1: Nothing>Level 2: Chores>Level 3: GO TO HELL AND ROT THERE FOREVER
>>43664573That's what FIM shows, basically. One can only assume there are more things between those, but its really fucking stupid.
>>43664573There should be an in-between Level 2 and 3.
>>43665107Armor looks very good on Spike
best of boys, look at that smile
>>43666133Very cute smile
>>43666133Too bad, I killed him, he will never smile again.
>>43667088Faker
He qt.
Did Faust had any plans for him? Or was she like "spike is recurring character, therefore I need to adapt him".Because I could sworn she just stated, he was raised by Celestia and learn him to send letters, which just begged for any episode exploring this subject.Instead about 8 seasons of vague hints about his upbringing, because staff couldn't decide where the fuck he was raised.>>43661008>spike with tons of experience over autistic sister, has to deal with bigger sperg with extra magical power, as their parents are mental wrecks, which slowly changes their dynamic into student - mentor
>>43669435Faust had extensive background and worldbuilding for him, but I don't think there were any further development plans for him. I could be wrong, tho.
>>43669435Yeah, she had, and I liked the idea of being raised by Celestia more than the current canon of being raised by... Twilight's parents? Because then one could say Celestia would see him as a son and have a soft spot for him, which could had given some interesting dynamics and episodes.
>>43669592They have a great dynamic as step siblings, I just wished they committed to it and explicitly stated it earlier in the show
>>43670037it didn't help that they turned him into a dog in EQGs to make it seem like he's more of a pet than a sibling
Anybody have their own idea for how Celestia got Spike's egg?My headcanon:Dragon Quest and other Merriwether Williams retardation didn't happen. Dragons are mysterious to ponies and ponies hardly get into contact with them. Teenage bipedal dragons don't exist. Celestia found Spike's egg in the Royal Garden one day, as if it was laid there on purpose. Celestia tried to have the dragon mother found, but because dragons don't have a shared community, there was nobody to really inquire who it might be. Celestia knew the baby in the egg would perish if it was not hatched in due time, however her own magic would not react to it, nor that of any other ponies. Seeing Twilight and her particular magic affinity, she had a hunch and gave Spike's egg to Twilight specifically for the test.There's some niggles here and there but it's altogether better than what we got.
>>43670195>Teenage bipedal dragons don't exist.So eventually Spike will become a four legged dragon, or because of twilight's magic and the way he has been raised, he will be able to be bipedal?The red dragon from S1 EP7 could stand on two legs, and gives me the feeling like he can walk on 2 legs too
>>43670215Remember I specifically said teenage. I just hate their designs, and general concept.
>>43670221But like... that implies you believe Spike will just go from tiny dragon to giant dragon, he has to be a teen at some point.
>>43670195I personally really like the idea that it was an unfertilized egg that was intentionally used to try and see how the fillies and colts handle failure.
>>43670234CONGRATULATIONS TWILIGHT, YOU FERTILIZED A DRAGON EGG WITH YOUR MAGIC SPERM SPELL
>>43670195I like the idea that Celestia had her own dragon companion at one point which was one of Spike's real parents, and when it was time for them to leave and mate they gave an egg to Celestia so she could hand it down to her own pupil when the time came and continue the cycle
>>43670227Not specifying how dragon growth works is part of the mystery I'm trying to maintain. Not everything needs an explanation.
>>43670234Does that mean Twilight can get you pregnant, even if you're a male?
>>43660874He's a bit fruity
>>43670241To be fair, if you found out a pony created life you'd probably be pretty interested.
>>43670319>Twilight, please, I have always wanted to have a son or a daughter of my own.>but my eggs have been dry and dead for over 1,000 years>I need your help>Make me a mother
sleepy spike
>>43670299>He's a bit fruityProof?
>>43670234>>43670319yeah this is my new headcanon thank you
>>43670341he's purple
>>43670416>nekubiSpike's not going to rape them, is he?
>>43670428With those cock craving eyes? no way
I just hope Spike ended up smashing at least one of the main 6 girls
>>43670450Which one of the Mane 6 is more likely?
>>43670458>1. Rarity: Has done a lot of shit for her, she admitted to not being able to imagine her life without him in the last seasons, got very yandere for him when he was hanging out with another girl, and also she's the most generous pony>2. Twilight: Literally spend years together, super close, live in the same place>3. Fluttershy: We know she's into weird things, very excited when she first met him
>>43670486I was hoping for Applejack or Pinkie desu.
>>43670507I mean yeah to Pinkie she would literally fuck anything, you are right on that.I don't know about Applejack... but hey we are just sharing opinions, why do you think Applejack would?
>>43670521Spike and Applejack was a popular pairing early on since they had some really cute moments together. With that said I never personally saw it as anything beyond her basically treating him as a little brother.
>>43670547I mean, in that pic he was daydreaming about kissing Rarity, and Applejack there is not looking very into it.I get the impression that she wouldn’t be very interested, neither would Rainbow Dash, unless Spike somehow became a Wonderbolt.
>>43670486I wish Flutters and Spike interacted more after the first episode because that was so cute but she really just forgot he existed for the whole show after that
>>43670899The show really missed out on having Spike interact with different ponies more often.
>>43661314>...Is that it? Man, even Rumble is bigger.
>>43662012spike if the showrunners weren't cowards
>>43670337spike feethttps://u.pone.rs/keufgxmf.png ai shit from some /trash/ thread a while back
reminder that with a little bit of confidence, spike is the coolest motherfucker
I want Spike to give me a footjob.
>>43671250I just want him to rest them on my face. have no idea why honestly, I dont feel like this about any other character
>>43671352I hope you at least sniff them and lick them.
>>43671369I'm more about pressing them against my face and kissing them, but that's probably enough fetish stuff for this thread
>>43671379That's fair. I just wish I had someone to talk to about this. Spike and feet is not a combo you see everyday.
>>43671361You can tell that artist has never drawn fluids that aren't highly viscous.
>>43671409A porn artist who's trying to draw SFW. What's wrong with that?
he's cool as ice
>>43671135waow...
never understood those who ship spike with gabby, she's a literal who that only appears in like two episodes, he never shows any interest in her besides a friendship, her personality is not really that interesting and spike quickly shows to still have a crush on rarity later on
>>43672862agreed there's better options but like you can't convince me this isn't a date and they're not flirting here
>>43672880It’s set up in such a way that Rarity thinks that and feels jealous, serving as a joke, but in reality Gabby simply thinks "I don't want this I'll give it to Spike" and Spike thinks "Yeah I'm hungry, I'll eat it" with nothing else crossing their minds.They aren’t even smart enough to see this as a date.
>>43672896Set up by who? Neither of them were trying to make her jealous. It looks exactly how it looks.
>>436728621) They're both postmen/postwomen2) Ship preserves Sparity's "interspecies" aspect which is lost with Ember3) Gabby is like a high-schooler, so underage. Post s08 Spike already went through puberty, so not a child, but still underage. So the age is kinda-sorta compatible. That's more than enough for a ship, most ships are even more arbitrary than this, lol.
>>43673223By the writers obviously, dumbass.
Twilight walked around the suddenly large feeling library. She felt a sense of empty nest syndrome. Sure, Spike still lived there, but in a way, a big way, her little Spike was gone forever.
>>43673514So? Did the writers get up from their directing chair, walk onto the set and tell Spike and Gabby to appear as though they were flirting with each other the moment Rarity notices them? No, that's just how the characters are diegetically acting with one another.
>>43673746In their heads, they arent flirting, they are just acting as friends, it is purposely made as if they are, as a joke, like the whole episode is about a jealous girlfriend, even if Rarity is not even anypony's girlfriend, that's the whole point of the episode. Rarity being the one jealous instead of Spike being the one jealous because Rarity is with somepony else.But as said in the first reply, neither Gabby nor Spike sees anything of that situation as flirting or a date.
>>43673503>They're both postmen/postwomenSpike is Twilight's assistant.
>>43673986Assistant's role includes being her personal postman.
>>43674149And her sex slave, but that doesn't makes Spike a male prostitute!
>>43674318well he should be
Spike laid an egg
>>43674769What should Twilight do with it?
>>43675282Omelette
>>43675282This: >>43670241
Spiku was such a real one with Starlight. Their friendship might be the most underrated friendship in the series. Also, it's almost like he was more invested in and supportive of Starlight learning Friendship than he was for Twilight.
>>43675575>Their friendship might be the most underrated friendshipMostly because it happens in the latest seasons and most fans just got bored of the series. That, and, I'm not sure why, I was never invested in their friendship, I like both characters but... I don't know... I never really cared about this duo.
>>43675575I think my sole memory of any of their interactions is this screencap
I liked the evolution between the two, while Spike may have held onto that crush for nine seasons, he went from being a "pathetic simp" to becoming a true friend who possesses some self-respect.And Rarity went from simply treating Spike poorly to confessing that she wouldn't know what to do without him and that he is one of her most important friends, in fact, she herself admits in a special that, over the years, her relationship with him has changed.
>>43675767Haha dragon doing funny things
>>43675767So then why are you on here if you don't remember the show? And why did you think anyone would care about your post?Now would be a good time to kys...
>>43675877>if you don't remember the showStarlight is not the show, Glimmerfag
>>43672422Spike is a dragon; aren't they ectothermic?Your picrel would kill him.
>>43676174Dragons are not warm-blooded, they are hot-blooded. Literally. That snowman won't survive.
>>43676178Jeez, that was fast.
What would happen if one day you woke up and Spike were there, real, afraid, with no idea how he ended up in your house and he asked you for help?
>>43676697I'd turn around, realizing I've gone completely insane and it probably won't be much longer now.
>>43676697show him Sacha Baren Colthen's 2006 comedy mockumentary Borat therefore irreversably altering his sense of humor forever onwards
>>43675899what does this sentence even fucking mean?
>>43676697Give him some food and then talk.
>>43677015>punkitt
>>43677306Any artists you like?
Remember Spikeknights? They were quite annoying
>>43679530No, but Twilight didn't invite Spike to her birthday.
>>43679531that's fucked up
>>43679557Yeah.
>>43679531Twilight should lose custody of Spike, and Rarity should have him instead twenty four hours a day.
>>43679531Spike was offscreen.