Cause you see, there's this serial killer on the loose, he's already gotten tons of people and they call him... the Nonnymoose gnasher! He only kills humans name Nonnymooose by crushing their skulls and... oh wait. You're the only one of those on the entire planet.Well no worries, he only comes out on the week of Halloween, and only after you've been warned about him. So watch out. Ahahahahaha!
>>43663270phew i'm safe 'cause i'll be a pone ^:)
And once a year, on the annaversary of her drowning in the icy lake, the spirit of that filly rises to the surface, looking for somepony to blame.She says 'oooooh, if only somebody with hands pulled me out.' That's right, she blames hand-havers everywhere for not saving her. And she wants to drag them into the freezing lake so they know what it's like and-Oh! You're the only one here with hands, aren't you? Well watch out! Tonight is 13 years to the day when she drowned. If you hear something like the wind... that actually might be her. Waiting to drag you under!
>>43663305Hmmm maybe I'll set up a nice Nightmare Night picnic for her so we can be friends
>>43663305Holy shit I NEED to plap that Pinkie Pie
