>>43663046 Previous threadWelcome to the continuation of the 2026 Princess /mlp/ pageant, where your favorite ladies from across all aspects of the franchise be it canon, fandom, or memery are judged and selected for who is most deserving of being crowned board royaltyWe have now entered the (typically) penultimate round of Miss /mlp/, the Semifinals! Only four of our beautiful contestants remain standing in the Winner's Bracket while eight fight on in the Loser's Bracket, giving us a total of twelve finalists to choose from as we push on towards the crown. Round 6 is the traditional talent competition, and and it's time for these lucky mares to show you what they can really do! Enter the poll and admire them as they show off their skills and vote accordingly>In the upper brackets, a surprising rivalry comes to a head! It's a duel of bashful stones and gorgeous gems, it's MARBLE PIE vs RARITY!>In the lower brackets, two Ponyville residents who delight in the orchestral arts and guiding the mares of tomorrow, it's OCTAVIA MELODY VS CHEERILEE!And in the Loser's Bracket, two all out four-way bouts will determine which lucky pair will be given one last shot at winning this year's crown>A solar monarch, a shapeshifting queen, a kindly pegasus and a groovy DJ, it's QUEEN CHRYSALIS VS PRINCESS CELESTIA VS FLUTTERSHY VS VINYL SCRATCH>A wayward pupil, a dutiful physician, a stone enthusiast and a flashy magician, it's SUNSET SHIMMER VS NURSE REDHEART VS MAUD PIE VS TRIXIE LULAMOONVote below on who you want to see advance to the Finals, but be warned: those that make it to the next round get no more do-overs. Once they reach the next stage, it is WIN or BUST. So make sure, whoever you support, you give your absolute all like until the very end!Semifinals Poll: https://forms.gle/HerzWvkSFQgsMLer9https://forms.gle/HerzWvkSFQgsMLer9https://forms.gle/HerzWvkSFQgsMLer9Time until Semifinals conclude: https://www.tickcounter.com/countdown/12164244/time-until-the-semifinals-endCurrent Mini-Bracket Standings: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/11AgmYH7IK0EcGjV77UL9NArkCnh8N79s1xZOnRlDQfY/Results of Qualifiers: https://forms.gle/zif3cS7Z81DEB7co6Results of Round 1: https://forms.gle/1yHM8Zx4xF7SZVru9Results of Round 2: https://forms.gle/kceyGoLuFijRQDNt5Results of Round 3: https://forms.gle/5CFnNJA5EXz9JP2d7Results of Round 4: https://forms.gle/xLXnfGuaaCuesXGZAResults of Quarterfinals: https://forms.gle/PEy3DfZRc7VFiRoS8And of course, feel free to root/shitpost for any of your favorite girls below!
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It's rather sad that rarafag bought 4chan Gold just to post his whorse on /vip/
Year of the fire horse, I still FUARKING believe!!!
>>43665756>south/central american eqg fanI don't think the stereotype is 100% true and yet people keep on confirming it...
>trixie in loser's bracketHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
RARITY WILL RAPE MARBLE PIE!AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>43665760Your wife is about to be MOGGED by a mare with ZERO dialogue, SHITren
>>43665756SUNSET SHIMMER BURNS BRIGHT IN MY HEART
>>43665761Stop rigging, faggot >>43665499
>>43665765>teehee I'm gonna brag about rigging for Marble for no reasonLeast obvious falseflagger
>>43665747How do we even know if our votes have been counted if there are security questions?
And here are the stats on how the 31 votes that were removed for failing verification would have affected our outcomes...1. Marble Pie vs Nurse Redheart (53.5 - 46.5)22 vs 9 removed, would have widened the gap2. Rarity vs Trixie Lulamoon (52.8 - 47.2)19 vs 12 removed, would have widened the gap3. Octavia Melody vs Princess Celestia (50.6 - 49.4)15 vs 16 removed, would have narrowed the gap but not enough to win4. Cheerilee vs Vinyl Scratch (55.2 - 44.8)11 vs 20 removed, would have narrowed the gap but not enough to win>Loser's Bracket1. Queen Chrysalis vs Ashleigh Ball vs Spitfire vs Anon Filly (28.8 - 25.1 - 23.2 - 22.9)10 vs 11 vs 3 vs 7 removed, would have narrowed the gap but not enough to win2. Fluttershy vs Limestone Pie vs Berry Punch vs Bon Bon (44.8 - 22.5 - 19.4 - 13.2)14 vs 5 vs 7 vs 5 removed, would have widened the gap3. Sunset Shimmer vs Lauren Faust vs Moondancer vs Scootaloo (31 - 29 - 20.3 - 19.7)8 vs 12 vs 5 vs 6 removed, would have narrowed the gap but not enough to win4. Maud Pie vs Lyra Heartstrings vs Starlight Glimmer vs Rainbowshine (29.7 - 26 - 23.7 - 20.6)12 vs 8 vs 8 vs 3 removed, would have widened the gap>Best Background Pony1. Rainbowshine vs Berry Punch (50 - 50)14 vs 15 removed, WOULD HAVE BROKEN THE TIE IN FAVOR OF BERRY PUNCH2. Vinyl Scratch vs Amethyst Star (56.7 - 43.3)24 vs 6 removed, would have widened the gap>Best OC1. Numget vs Guilty Pleasure (59.7 - 40.3)23 vs 7 removed, would have widened the gap2. Floor Bored vs Anon Mare (61.1 - 38.9)18 vs 13 removed, would have widened the gap>Most Autistic1. Anon Mare vs Floor Bored (50.7 - 49.3)15 vs 16 removed, would have narrowed the gap but not enough to win>Best MILF1. Cream Heart vs Princess Celestia (53.3 - 46.7)15 vs 16 removed, would have narrowed the gap but not enough to win>Hottest Horse1. Spitfire vs Rapidash Twilight (56.1 - 43.9)18 vs 12 removed, would have widened the gap>Best Mane1. Rarity vs Princess Cadance (60.3 - 39.7)22 vs 8 removed, would have widened the gap>Best Filly1. Scootaloo vs Diamond Tiara (57.3 - 42.7)22 vs 8 removed, would have widened the gap
>>43665769Are you seriously in doubt that your answers were correct?I've had like one question that wasn't piss easy and that's just because it was primarily general internet knowledge for a type of eceleb drama that I don't follow.
>>43665772>The biggest win of the main bracket goes to Cheerilee, who came out ahead of Vinyl Scratch by a solid 55.2% lead, 197 to 160.>The biggest win of the ENTIRE round however goes to Fluttershy in the Loser's Bracket. Despite a four-way split dividing the votes, Fluttershy took a very impressive 44.8% share and won by 79 votes over Limestone, the biggest margin in any match up this round.>The biggest win of the Mini-Brackets goes to Floor Bored, who took down Anon Mare in Best OC at a 61.1% win margin, 212 to 135 (just 2 votes short of Fluttershy's win margin)>The closest win of the main bracket and the entire round (minus one tie) goes to Octavia Melody in her match over Princess Celestia, coming out ahead by only four votes separating the two.>In the Loser's Bracket, the closest match goes to Sunset Shimmer, who took the win by only 7 votes ahead of Lauren Faust in the four-way match.>In the Mini-Brackets, the closest match over all was a tie! Rainbowshine and Berry Punch will be moving on together to the next stage of Best Background Pony.>Besides that, the closest win in Mini-Brackets was Anon Mare over Floor Bored, coming out ahead by only 5 votes for 'Most Autistic'.>With #21 Trixie out, the lowest Seed remaining in the Winner's Bracket is now her opponent Seed #20 Rarity. With Seed #1 Marble, Seed #3 Cheerilee, and Seed #10 Octavia, she is the only Seed in the winner's bracket remaining under 10.>The highest Seed in the Loser's Bracket is now Celestia at Seed #2, having been sent there after her loss to Octavia this round.>The lowest Seed in the entire tournament remains Seed #68, Queen Chrysalis, who is also the longest survived member in the Loser's Bracket, having competed and won three separate rounds since her Round 2 loss. She along with Sunset Shimmer at Seed #39 and Maud Pie at Seed #29 are the only ones left under Seed 24.>Neither Chrysalis nor Rarity beat the previously held record for the Lowest Seed to make it this far in the Tournament, which is still held by Sgt. Reckless with Seed 78 in 2023.>This is Rarity and Cheerilee's first time ever entering the Top 4 of Miss /mlp/! Octavia and Marble have both been here once each, Octavia in 2022 and Marble in 2024, the last time she was able to compete.>Including Loser's Bracket, this the first time Queen Chysalis, Vinyl Scratch, Sunset Shimmer, or Maud Pie have made it to Round 6. Fluttershy has made it this far once before in Winner's Bracket, while Celestia, Redheart, Trixie have made it to Round 6 twice each.
>>43665772>Marble Pie vs Nurse Redheart>22 vs 9 removedcan they make the rigging any more obvious
>>43665772>Princess Celestia jobbing in the Best MILF categoryAnd another one.
Trixiebros we're still in. We can still make it.
>>43665772Marblechuds we are NEW
>The highest Seed in the Loser's Bracket is now Celestia at Seed #2>Seed #2>dies to a flanderized background pony
>>43665761You better surrender now.Her ponut will be in danger.
>>43665780I feel like Celestia has the problem where it's way too funny to make her lose.
>>43665774>Anonmare getting both the biggest loss and the closest win in the mini-brackets against FloorbThe final for Most Autistic is going to be stressful, but I'll believe...
>>43665782Oh absolutely.I feel like Sunset dropping into losers killed Celestia because Celestia losing to EqG would be hilarious, and with that off the table having her job to a background pony is the next best thing. I voted for sunmom but facing a character that has both anti-Celestia votes and a large base of support of her own didn't seem like a likely victory.
>>43665756I'm sticking by Sunset to the very end, I'm still reeling from how far she's made it this year.But I'm mentally preparing myself for if Trixie is our wall here. Not counting out Nurse Redheart or Maud either but I feel like Sunset/Trixie overlap quite a bit in fans and there's going to be hard choices made here that will go in her favorStill it's a meeting I'm glad to have happen at all even in a four way split, love both these two so much.
She deserves a win this nightmare night. More than just getting into Anon's pants.
>>43665782If Rarity can overcome it, so can Celly
>>43665793Was there ever any doubt?
>>43665773I'm an oldfag who went on hiatus and came back so there's a void of stuff I dont know
>when you tell your mare you're going to win and she hits you with that mare stare
>>43665797>If Rarity can overcome itHAS she though?Has SHE?
>>43665803My wife can overcome ANYTHING!
I BELIEVE WE CAN FLY UP IN THE SKYONE DAY WE MAY JUST BE ABLE TO TOUCH DOWNON A STAROFF THE ROAD WE HAVE TO GOTHE ROADLESS PATH WE MUST PROCEEDUNTIL THE END OF OUR ROLESTHERES NO TURNING BACK FOR USCAUSE WE WILL NEVER GIVE UP
>>43665813Forgot pic
>>43665808If we don't make it out of loser's bracket, I'm voting for Rarity in honor of your shitposting
>>43665801I mean a fair portion of the questions are random bullshit like stuff at cons or memes that never really made it out of a few generals, there could be plenty of anons that have been here continuously since the day the board was made that will still need to check the archives (assuming they just don't remember the answers from checking the archives on the same questions before lol)But checking the archives makes it super easy. You have more than enough show and fandom knowledge to have context for what to look up in the archives.
>>43665747I-I-I... L-LOST...TO A WHORSE!AAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE
>>43665499>>43665499Grim reminder that we have blatant riggers here
>>43665829Thanks doc
Moolbelppa vs Oolatoocs in the final mini-bracket roundMake it happen
Cheerilee is self-righteous, self-important, condescending, bossy, and extraordinarily passive aggressive. She is a threat to the Equestrian monarchy, violently represses the spirit of school foals, has mediocre hygiene, and speaks with a voice which makes nails on a chalkboard sound like a Vivaldi concerto. All anons who vote for her are Israeli assets or have been brainwashed by Israeli assets.
>>43665839Marblebro btw
>>43665839>whorsefag cries out in pain as he strikes you
>>43665845>he
>>43665836I know we don't have drawfags here anymore but if it is them in the best filly final I really want there to be some drawing of them getting ready for their ultimate filly duel. Or them kissing, that works too.
>>43665846there are mares here?
>>43665846>implying women on 4chan
>>43665846So a vote for Whority is a vote for 3dpd?Damn, they might be even bigger LARPers than Pinkiefags when it comes to genuine love for their horse
>>43665852>he fell for it that easily
You actually like Cheerilee? Pathetic.
>>43665853>implying Rarifags don't act like that all the time
>all the interesting nominees lost, just booring characters leftI expect every year that maybe a meme character makes it but I'm disappointed every year.IIRC Verity won once or something. Now thats interesting.
>>43665870Sunset and Marble are definitely meme characters and would piss the most people off if they keep winning
>>43665870Like I said: once Trixie is out things go to shit.
>>4366586943665852 mentions 3dpd while replying to 43665846, who claimed for unclear reasons that the raricuck was a woman. I'm not saying the rarity flag is fake, I just see no reason to think it belongs to a foid.
Rarafan here, I'm still shocked that she won over Trixie.
>>43665887I feel like the amount of Trixiefag shitposting over the past few years has probably incited more spitevoting than Rarafags get, which is saying something.
>>43665887It's such a relief every time she wins. With the jobity meme I can pretty much never take a round for granted.
>>43665887>ShockedExpected.
Jumbo Don is happy with any mare winning (except Cheerilee, who screamed at his daughter one too many times).
>>43665869Am Rarifag, can confirm
>>43665891trixiefags were incredibly annoying. I no longer feel bad for their troon memes.
>>43665845tbf a cheerifag kinda started it this time
>>43665823I've been here since the board was made, barely stepped into any generals, and I've never had a problem. I can think of exactly two questions from all the pageants that I've had to look up. It's genuinely just a newfag problem.
>>43665901I feel like most anons who waifu a particular pony usually don't embody that pony's traits very much, but credit where credit's due, Trixiefags are exactly like Trixie.
my waif a cute
>fufufu>You may have won the battle Rariwhore, but Trixie's army shall win the war!
>>43665914>Trixie's armyMore like ACKmy
>>43665915>acmeshe's Wile E. Coyote?
>>43665910Not true, as a Shimmernigger I'm incredibly short sighted, insecure, angry, a 30 year old pedophile, and overconfident
I just want the Shimfags to know that I haven't forgotten Team Unicorn, and I hope (you) haven't either.
>>43665919>tfw didn't attach the pic
>>43665917
>>43665919I always vote unicorn but fate has pitted Trixiegods against us
I'm imagining fluttershy lewdly flirting with me and it's making me flustered
>>43665928She wouldn't lewdly flirt, that's silly.
>>43665928>Fluttershy >lewdly flirting
>>43665932>>43665935she's trying something new and it's working. also she might be a little drunk.
>>43665938I feel like drunk Fluttershy would just insist on cuddling a lot and tell you you're not allowed to leave her ever.
>>43665939God I love that.
>>43665772>Best Mane>1. Rarity vs Princess Cadance (60.3 - 39.7)>22 vs 8 removed, would have widened the gapBullshit. Cadance has a much better fucking mane. Yes, Rarity's mane is beautiful, but it's not quite on the same level as the princess's mane. People just vote for the ponies they like, not for the best mane. Any mini-bracket is a waste of time.
>>43665939thank you for putting this thought in my head
>>43665949The pic you posted makes her look retarded as fuck though
>>43665961Here's a picture she had. Someone posted it in the previous thread.
>>43665939Can you make more posts like this?
>>43665949>>43665970Slut
>>43665949Its just the hair effect, apply this on Rarity and the victory is legit.
>>43665986Cadance doesn't have any effects on her mane like Luna and Celestia do.
>>43665949>Talent vs Pure Skill
>Rarity has won both times that I went to bed before polls closed.Take care of Rarity and she will take care of you![Spoiler] Didn't get much sleep though /spoiler
I seriously need a cheat sheet of all 4chan formatting syntax
>>43665970>Someone posted it in the previous thread.That's me. Cadance had the picrel for like half a day. I think that's one of the reasons she lost. And yeah people are obviously voting for their favourites. Ignoring the topic of the bracket.
Why do people vote Rarity?
>>43666007Darling
>>43666007All the mane 6 ponies need to win.
>>43666010Then why not vote for Fluttershy?
>>43665986>>43665998I've been voting for Rarity the whole time. Do you want me to change my vote?
>>43665910I have to agree purely because I have been told that I act like Trixie all the time.
>>43666016Your votes don't matter because she already won
Flutterbros, we cannot let her loseIn order to turn the tides, we must summon HIM
>>43666016A weak fren is worse than a strong enemy. And often, the point of an argument is not to convince the opponent, but the audience. >>43666024Only would be true if Rarafrens were the ones counting the votes.
>>43666001It shows
While we're waiting for this round to end, let's have some entertainment with some impressions!>Look at me! I'm a Trixiefag! I actually thought "she" could beat Rarity!
Holy shit I tuned out for a few days and we're already at semifinals, jesus. Any fun moments you guys had while I was out?Also, as much as I genuinely really like Rarity, I'm one of the Ponkfags who kinda broke down sobbing when she won last year. I'm behind you Marblebros all of the way. Total Piefag solidarity.
>>43666031>Triskie WILL win this! There's still a chance for her to RETVRN and BLOW that dumb whorse out of the WATER!
>>43666033A few fun ones>All of the Pie mares getting through 2 rounds>Flutterfags getting BTFO>Starlight and Sunset making more ground than ever before>The swimsuit round>The mania that sets in just before and just after the voting deadline endsAs with every year people post "who cares? I don't care" until their mare advances/gets kicked out. And then it becomes extremely serious. I am disappointed Wallflower Blush went up against Cheerilee round 1 though, she did pretty well last year but Cheerilee is a killer.
>>43666033There threads have been quieter than previous years, according to oldfags. Trixiefags act like Trixie, jumped the gun when Rarity vs Trixie results were announced. Octaviachads acting like Octavia. Nothing much but reee-ing and falseflagging.
>>43666002ctrl+s, rarifag.
>>43666024>>43666028Stop being so cocky. I will, unironically, change my vote.
>>43666040The swimsuit round was gemmy, but the new "photo of what your mare does best" is better IMO.
I hope DT wins best filly
For those who have voted anyone but Rarity.Abandon all hope.Thank you for your attention.
>>43666006>>43666016Slut
>>43666045>one (1) vote lessOh no..?Anyway, what crown would fit her the best? Can't have a pageant winner without one.
>>43665917Kinda
>>43666062Every changed vote is actually 2 votes less because one vote is being removed from rarity and another is going to marbleI will also change my vote now that I've realized rarifags are dumb
Can't wait for Trixie's comeback this round.
>>43666066egghead
also shoutouts to >>42766617 from last yearRarity and Trixie sure did fight but it wasn't in the finalegod revisiting that thread had me a little teary-eyed again, still one of the most special memories I made here, I love Ponk so much
I nominated Rarity this year! Let’s give an early Christmas present to the most generous pony!
>>43666071Barbiespics are abnormally active this yearDoes your wife have what it takes to knock their sole remaining foot out of this pageant's doorframe?
>>43666075her present will be the achievement of losing to a mare with no dialogue, a first for any of the mane 6
>>43666062any vote is precious...this is what Rarity would say.
>>43666077...in my dream
>>43666077Fluttershy already jobbed to Trixie, who Rarity just flushed to compete with other jobbers. Fluttershy but Worse is joining them both in this round.All stars have aligned for the Rarity year.
>>43666076>sole remaining footSTOP making me HUNGRY
>>43666081>thinking /mlp/ votes on A > B > C therefore A > C principles
Also fuck I remembered my post here >>42765988 and my interaction with Raribros I had last year. There was some nice camaraderie I shared between them and I promised I'd vote for Rarity more this year. I already voted for Marble out of her also being a Pie (and I also forgot) but if she loses I'm full throttle on Rarity.You got my support moving forward. It's been a whole year but I still remembered.
I'M THE BIGGEST KEKQUEAN IN EQUESTRIA!
>>43666081You forget one crucial thing, Raribro. Whoever wins losers has the opportunity to do the funniest thing in pageant history. That instantly gives them a massive boost in meme power to potentially overtake the winner of the main bracket. It literally doesn't matter who it is, there are Anons who will 100% vote for Rarity to be cucked out of her long awaited win becuase it would be funny.
>>43666087Cheerilee...
>>43666088Not on my watch.
Alright, I'm genuinely on the fence about both of these.To decide I'm going to need someone to do a dance for their mare, and for my entertainment
>>43666081>All stars have alignedYou've jobbed to Fluttershy but Better twice already
>>43666098>Fluttershy but BetterWho? I don't know that character.
>>43666076Please
>>43666076Trixie has no relations with Flash SeNTRy, unlike Shitset Shitmer. That's an easy win right there.
Pouring my energy into my great and powerful wife once again.
I hope people don't get too taken by surprise by the losers bracket that they vote against having one next year.I really like it. But maybe it should be named something different so it causes less confusion, like "secondary bracket" or something.
>>43666097Rarity and Octavia pursue artistic excellence, and are, intrinsicly, inspiration in pony form.
>>43666114Trixie haters will be mad when she wins because of it.
>>43666097
>>43666108Counterpoint:>Sunsetis red>Trixieis blueYep yep yep, looks like this is another slam dunk for Shimchads
>>43665747Glimmy must bow out but I'm incredibly happy with how far she made it to break into new ground especially in this environment. I love this lilac horse so much. Thank you to everyone that voted for Glim Glam and good luck to the remaining contestants!
>>43666129>looks like this is another slam dunk for ShimchadsAh, ah, ah! You know who else is blue? Luna, who's a winner and is best pony!
>>43665922Bad bitches have each other's backs!
>>43666136The right one is a mare, not a bitch.I'm not sure about the left one.
>>43666132Exactly, too much blue is objectively a bad thingWe already have Dash and Luna in the winners' circle and adding another would mean the board is cringe and bluepilled instead of based and redpilled
>>43666142Oh yeah? Too much red is also an objectively bad thing! We KILL redfags here!
Can someone explain why anyone would vote for Marble Pie over Fluttershy? She’s the same character only with no lines and little to no screentime. She even looks the same, only greyscale.
>>43666181Rocks are neat
>>43666181Pie family solidarity
>>43666181>>43666186>>43666189https://youtube.com/watch?v=REE0NLLJqRM
>>43666190>SFMslopI'm voting for Marble now.
>>43666190This is a nice sentiment but I’m more interested in sediment
>>43666181Because she's pretty and I love her?
>>43666196>t.
>>43665846HAS NO STYLE
>>43665756I agree, but it looks like you posted the wrong image. No worries, I found it.
>>43665949Look nigger I just want mares with cool unique-looking manes to compete in this, not>le wavy ethereal alicorn mane XDDmeme rhat already ruined the bracket last year. Honestly alicorns should just be disqualified from best mane because princessfags are going to keep brigading for them
>>43666181no discord
>>43666210But candy has a real mane, unlike bald snooty or her sisterwifeLike I agree with the sentiment and submitted a lot of nonstandard but not overengineered manes even but likeCandy actually follows pony rules, her mane is pretty much the same as Shining or Twilight
>>43666181Marble is literally just Fluttershy but better
>>43666210>ethereal alicorn maneBut Cadance doesn't have an ethereal mane. Her mane is simply objectively more beautiful. There's even an episode in the show where Rarity struggles with Cadance's mane for the entire episode. People just ignore the topic of the bracket and vote for their favorite characters, and that's a fact.
>>43666181Marble doesn't come to my door asking for my fetish every day
>>43666229I think the candy colors are kinda tacky-looking so I voted for Rarity
>>43666181/mlp/ is populated by the exact kind of autist who:>gets mad at female characters for being in a canon relationship>prefers characters to have as little personality as possible so that they can project whatever they want onto them>thinks voting for minor side characters over major ones makes them cool and contrarianMarble was pretty much tailor-made for the autismos here to obsess over.
>>43666234This board isn't ready for scuh a trvthnuke
>>43666234trvke. although the Discord nonsense with butters is still rarted, though.
>>43666097>To decide I'm going to need someone to do a dance for their mare, and for my entertainmentHere's a donkey dance
>>43666234Asshurt flutterfag hands typed this post
>>43666234>>gets mad at female characters for being in a canon relationshipI’ll never understand this phenomenon. Why would you want a female character you love to end up as a lonely old femcel? You should want her to end up with a character that you also like, that’s the best option possible. She’s not real, so there’s no sense in her staying available for (You).
>>43666249>cheerifag felt called out even when the post wasn't explicitly mentioning him
>>43666256You should be more like your shit waifu and lower your tone.
>>43666251>She’s not real, so there’s no sense in her staying available for (You).Not with that attitude.
>>43666251>She’s not real, so there’s no sense in her staying available for (You).This is the part of your logic that diverges from the audience you're speaking to
>>43666251
I love my wife.
>>43666251this is gonna make so many people seethe
>>43666251>Why isn't everyone okay with being a cuck like me?Do Flutterfags really?
>>43666045>Falling for obvious falseflagging to bait out more Limestone votesYou're being manipulated.
>>43666273>>43666275this is the logic rarifags used when she was old and withering in the finale though.
>>43666275>>43666267Even if you write a fanfic with yourself marrying your waifu, you’re still “cucking” yourself by creating a separate male character who ends up with her. There is no scenario where you’re not “cucked” by your own logic AND she doesn’t end up a bitter old femcel, a fate you wouldn’t wish on her if you actually loved her.
Pic of me if you care
>>43666280Retarded logic not even worth acknowledging. Kill yourself.
>>43666282Sorry you couldn’t come up with a counter to objective facts.Go on, try to come up with a scenario where you aren’t “cucked” (by your own logic) AND your waifu doesn’t end up a lonely old femcel.Or kill yourself if you’re unable to.
>>43666277Oh, I guess I said Limestone instead of Marble. My bad, fake fan I know. Truthfully I never really give much thought to the Pie family. Not racist just don't care for 'em.
>>43666284if that's a seperate male character then so is the pony he's with.
>>43666282>>43666284Can't we all just get along???
Marblefags are really going all out on the falseflags
Nothing about any of this is objective. Stop shitting up the thread you massive retard.
>>43666284>No argumentConcession accepted.>>43666287No. If you disagree with me, then I hope you die.
>>43666286Ok? Then you still shouldn’t have a problem with a canon romantic interest since your fanfic version of her isn’t the same character.Lil bro thought he was cooking here, huh?
Next year Lyra gets my vote
>>43666292
>>43666287>I'll watch the West>And I'll watch the East
>>43666292I laid out my argument quite deftly, you were unable to counter it. Concession accepted.
>>43666294if they're two ocs I don't care and aren't reading it. Canon ships have a lot more consequences than you can ignore. Decades of trolling, Art and content being stripped away and wasted on shipping, way less waifufags here than there should be.
>>43666297
>>43666298I already accepted your concession. I won and this discussion is over. Come up with a real argument if you want me to acknowledge you, little cuck.
>>43666299> more consequences than you can ignoreWhy do you need to ignore it if it doesn’t affect your fanfic? Also why are you dodging this?:Try to come up with a scenario where you aren’t “cucked” (by your own logic) AND your waifu doesn’t end up a lonely old femcel.
>>43666290Ponies are objectively based
>>43666303Actually your concession was accepted by me and you were unable to counter my argument, little cuck. You also have already acknowledged it by showing everyone you can’t counter it.
>>43666304>by your own logicWhat logic?>it doesn’t affect your fanficit does, there's less of other fanfics and content to go around. >come up with a scenarioThe one where there isn't a ship ruining my enjoyment of the show and I can fantasize about my waifu being in my arms and we aren't having this retarded discussion right now and we one miss /mlp/ years ago.
>>43666306>N-nuh uhMake a real argument, and I'll acknowledge it. You just posted a wall of cope I disregarded because I am better than you. Final (you). Savor it little loser cuck.
See you later, I'm fapping to marblehttps://derpibooru.org/images/3706158
Both fags that are arguing need jobs
>>43666313*maud
Holy shit, Rarity's path to the finals has never looked clearerAlthough a loss to somepony coming from the losers' bracket feels inevitable... she can finally win under the old format, but the new format eliminates her? Life is unfair
>>43666313>most loyal marblefag
>>43666310>>43666311Concession accepted.Since neither of you have a counter to this, I’ll just post it again:Try to come up with a scenario where you aren’t “cucked” (by your own logic) AND your waifu doesn’t end up a lonely old femcel.Being unable to come up with a scenario that fits the criteria or dodging it in any way will be taken as further admission that you failed to argue your point and are little cucks.
>>43666320these are the type of stubborn autistic individuals I spoke of. This retard doesn't realize by his own logic that he's cucked too.
>43666320You lost. Your post is worthless, and not worth acknowledging.
LET'S GO SUNSET!
>>43666323Uh, no? I’m not the one claiming that you’re cucked if a female character ends up with another fictional character.>>43666325Concession accepted. Thanks for the acknowledgment, little cuck.Since neither of you have a counter to this, I’ll just post it again:Try to come up with a scenario where you aren’t “cucked” (by your own logic) AND your waifu doesn’t end up a lonely old femcel.Being unable to come up with a scenario that fits the criteria or dodging it in any way will be taken as further admission that you failed to argue your point and are little cucks.
>NOOOOO YOU HAVE TO BE A HAPPY LITTLE KEK LIKE ME!!!!!!!Nah. Sorry, I'm just not lmao. Canon bows to me.
This competition is rigged in favor of Marble due to it being held in October, which naturally benefits melancholic mares when everyone feels a bit misarable and sad due to the weather.Marble also was designed as the absolute tradwife, which is a concept of the psychopathic, sexist far Right.I demand her to be banned from further advancing.
makes no fucking sense that fluttershy lost.
>>43666329Concession accepted. Thanks for the acknowledgment, little cuck.Since neither of you have a counter to this, I’ll just post it again:Try to come up with a scenario where you aren’t “cucked” (by your own logic) AND your waifu doesn’t end up a lonely old femcel.Being unable to come up with a scenario that fits the criteria or dodging it in any way will be taken as further admission that you failed to argue your point and are little cucks.
>>43666334>>43666329can you two shut the fuck up already?
>M-maybe if I keep repeating myself I won't be a cuck anymoreLmao
>>43666341Concession accepted. Thanks for the acknowledgment, little cuck.Since neither of you have a counter to this, I’ll just post it again:Try to come up with a scenario where you aren’t “cucked” (by your own logic) AND your waifu doesn’t end up a lonely old femcel.Being unable to come up with a scenario that fits the criteria or dodging it in any way will be taken as further admission that you failed to argue your point and are little cucks.
why must we fightthis is supposed to be funstop fighting and post ponies
PARTY ROCK IS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT!
Is it still cucked if my powerful wife got with another mare or do I just get two scoops
>>43666348Fuck you that's why. I don't have patience for anyone who disagrees with me anymore. Fuck them.
>>43666353>posts no ponies>shitflings for no reason>sounds like more miserable than anyone else hereWhy are you gay?
>>43666353I don’t think you even know who you’re fighting anymore. Go watch the show for once and learn how to make friends.
>>43666332She can still win via the backdoor (loser's bracket)
>>43666365im trying
>>43666360>He says as he doesn't post a ponyMy point still stands. If you disagree with me, then I hate you.>>43666362Kill yourself. I've seen every episode of the show.
>>43666351I like to imagine glimmerfags and trixiefags standing around smoking cigars while they watch their wives fuck
>>43666371I like to imagine Glimmerfags swinging from a noose personally
I would vote Marble Pie if I were you. God knows what kind of reaction picrel would have.
>>43666372This but Shimmerfags
>>43666376
>>43666367clearly didn’t learn anything from it, man.you gotta chill out, maybe get a cigar with >>43666371 over here and relax.
>>43666378twifags vs dashfags
>>43666371ASS TO ASS
>>43666380>>43666371Advanced cuckoldry.
>>43666371I like to imagine me holding Fluttershy's hoof and kissing her and making her blush and giggle :D
>>43666374>School DaysMarblebro, are you ok?
>>43666387then taking a bite of it and cracking my tooth
Isn’t it crazy how everyone who doesn’t vote for Rarity is a cuckold by definition?
>>43666399Nah, Rarity's a bitch who doesn't deserve to win. She's also probably a pedophile and a war criminal.
>>43666403Ok but if you don’t vote for her you’re a cuckold by definition, isn’t that crazy?
>>43666394huh?
I think we should vote against Rarity because her beautiful and feminine nature supports patriarchy and anti-queer bigotry.
>>43666399I don't know anon I think Marble is really cute when she goes mmmhm
>>43666405nah you are
>>43666415*if you don’t vote for RarityIsn’t that crazy?
>>43666383Appulfag...
>>43666410How did you find this picture of me? (Bejitabro btw)
>>43666386I just wanted to have a cigar and hang out with folks of shared good taste. Is friendship not what this is all about?
>>43666424You can enjoy a cigar with other cucks, those aren’t mutually exclusive.
I gotta appreciate the rarifags they aren't loud and annoying when rarity loses. In fact I think all of the posts ITT are falseflagging
The shit rarityfags let their wife get away with right in front of them
>>43666371>>43666424>>43666427
>>43666432But that’s me on the right, anon.
>>43666380The lessons the show tries to teach don't work in the real world.I can't think of a single reason why I shouldn't despise people that disagree with me.
>>43666432Rarity is a catch, which means to catch her you must be an actually above-average looking hunk of a stallion. Notice that the ponies she teases are either uggos or 4/10s?
>43666436
>>43666441>TroonTheBatNursefags don't do this to yourselves...
>>43666436
>Reddthebatt>FlagWow
>>43666441>RedditTheBat Now that's a fantastic way to falseflag. Just post a picture of the mare you want to lose with RedditTheBat art.
>>43665747WTF how did Vinyl lose?
>>43666451>Just post a picture of the mare you want to lose with RedditTheBat art.EVERYBODY POST THE TRANNY'S OCTAVIA ART QUICK!
>>43666452I told you fags she'd get cleared by Cheerilee
>>43666452
>>43666441>>43666456stop it
>>43666451His art is fucking garbage, kek. Imagine being both completely creatively dead to the point all you draw are ponified xitter memes, and also drawing such ugly ponies at the same time. Nigger got the worst of both worlds.
>>43666436Have you tried to apply them in the real world? >>43666434This is making me wish I bought a box of cigars for Halloween, gonna be perfect weather for enjoying a few.
>>43666451Looks good to me m8
>>43666440Say that again?
>>43666454
>>43666464
>>43666464I know you're shitposting but that's ONE STEAMY sack of shit.
>search reddthebart art of my waifu>none of her art has weird dots all over her bodyPhew, I've been spared.
>>43666463>Have you tried to apply them in the real world? No. I don't gain anything from being nice to people that hate me.
Posting 'AckTheBat art should be a bannable offense, because Lord knows it's offensive.
>>43666469WHO
>>43666471I kekked
>>43666469>equestria but all the ponies have smallpox scars
>>43666463>gonna be perfect weather for enjoying a fewI am not a smoker, but weather is nice now. I can go downtown now without sweating like a mule.
>>43666467I need some eye refreshener
>43666470
What if Rarity got a butch Diamond Dog gf?
>>43666461A reminder that Redd threw a temper tantrum because somebody removed the cock and balls from his tranny futa OC on Derpibooru.
>>43666431very strange how rarifags and their whiny waifu get dismissed as falseflagging rather than that just being them being annoying as per usual.
>>43666181Flutterniggers deserve it
>>43666488we've suffered enough actually
+1 for Tavi
>>43666491You've been feasting like beasts, actually. You have a whole active general dedicated to Fluttershy raping you, and the general to this day is still so relevant that it's seen as the default as personality of Fluttershy on /mlp/. I wish *I* had more art of my waifu raping me...
>>43666493
>>43666484He even got the mods to ban users, kek.
Can Tavifags explain to the rest of us waifufags what they like about their mare besides "haha donkey"?
>>43666499I have a thing for the British.
>>43666499She is sophisticated.>t. Rarafag
>>43666499Intelligent, talented, sophisticated, beautiful, I can go on and on. I've never met a Tavifag who likes her just because she's a donkey
>>43666499Not in our languages.
>>43666470How can you be so sure that they hate you? Have they ever told you as such? Kindness can go a long way, man.>>43666477I’m not much of a smoker either, but when that Autumn breeze starts coming in and the leaves start changing, i always get the feeling that it’s time to spoil myself.
>>43666451>>43666469>never drew my wifeFEELIN' GOOD TO BE AN EQGCHAD
>>43666508>spoilTrue, I should get myself and Rarity something from a European Import store soon. The wines and Russian products they have are a nice treat.
>>43666494doesn't make up for all the trolling but I am grateful. Now if only that thread actually let her score instead of humiliating her all the time.
>>43666504>>43666499She’s a donkey?
>>43666499She's got an understated design that is still very pleasant and beautiful. She represents music, and thus creation and art and beauty and all that stems from such things. She's got an air of class, which is respectable in our modern world where class has been tossed aside and forgotten. There is so much room for interpretation of her character due to being a background pony, but the details we DO have provide a wellspring of inspiration for wonderful fandom works. Is she a tortured artist, a rising star with a chip on her shoulder, a simple and classy mare, a total bitch with talent? All of these have the potential to be wonderful stories, and I love to see them made by those who are inspired.I love both the music mares because of how much they reek of creativity and potential, and creation is one of the greatest things we have. I like Octavia more, though.
>>43666520FUCK YOU DERPY I HATE YOU!
>>43666523Did you discover this website a week ago?
>>43666523>he doesn't know
>43666526
>>43666320>Try to come up with a scenario where you aren’t “cucked” (by your own logic) AND your waifu doesn’t end up a lonely old femcel.She ends up with me
>>43666375I can't tell if they actually thought it through when they designed DA BABY or it's just the artistic liscence of being able to make it pretty much anything you wantbut I feel like aged up flurries generally look pretty goodtbf cadance and shiny are super fucking pretty so that helps a lot>>43666499They also like the reddit memes
>>43666529>>43666530>you MUST know everything about every subculture on this site!Nah, I’m good. You also can’t gatekeep me.
>>43666533derpy is too retarded to take of herself so her matted coat and mane reek of death and her teeth are rotting out of her mouth
>>43666540Nobody said anything about that, nigger.
>>43666543Ok, you can’t gatekeep me though. I’ll be in your safespaces every time.
>>43666535More importantly, Anon's premise is based on the retarded Habershit epilogueThe solution is even simpler, you just don't have a timeskip. The show could've just ended with the S9 two parter. It would've still been shit but everything after is superfluous
>>43666027No, I don't want to see BRC.
>>43666546>muh boogeymanNah, I’m just a normal guy. If you get triggered by my presence, that’s on you.
>>43666508>How can you be so sure that they hate you?Because if they didn't, we wouldn't be having this conversation.>Kindness can go a long way, man.Bullshit
>>43666552NTA but you niggers are anything but normal.
>>43666552who are you?
>>43666557>>43666556>muh boogeymanNah, I’m just a normal guy. If you get triggered by my presence, that’s on you.
>>43666136Thanks for having our back shimchad
>>43666517That sounds rather lovely, have fun anon>>43666553It really can, man. I used to have nothing but contempt for nearly everyone I knew and it got me nothing but despair. You shouldn’t give in to hatred just cause somebody else has.
>>43666525this is theone of the best explanation of waifuism I've seen on this site. You're wiafu isn't your waifu because of just one or two or even a dozen reasons. She's your waifu because she speaks to something deep inside of you.
/qa/ lost
>>43666558anon, you WILL answer me.
>>43666558>normal guyNormalfag GTFO
>>43666403>war criminalDYEWTS? That was Applejack. Rarity has soul, but she's NOT a soldier.
We CANNOT let another Mane 6 steal the trophy. Through our combined HEROic efforts we can stop Rarity and Fluttershy.
>>43666562Yes. Though I usually think of her more as a muse, than anything else.
>>43666584i like how you don't deny the pedophile part
>>43666561And being nice to people isn't going to get me anything
>>43666584She would definitely be a war criminal
>>43666569but he's a Guy, he is lesion
>>43666587Yeah, that's rightI'm literally a fithy pedophile FREAKCompletely obsessed with tight little baby smooth underage loli CUNNYI wake up every morning already throbbing hard from my dreams exclusively about plapping away at a nice girl's vicegrip CUNNY while she squealsI need to take breaks every hour of the day to jerk to the unbelievable erotic thoughts of flooding preteen wombs with my nutbatterI fall asleep gooning, half delirious and hallucinating about having my own cunnyslavewife harem nursing my worn out semi-chub and empty balls to get them ready for the next day of nonstop pedo coomer maniaCUNNY CUNNY CUNNY I LOVE CUNNY
The mental case is on the loose, again...
>>43666569>>43666566Nah, I’ll do what I want and continue to invade your safespaces with my normie presence.
>>43666589I'm sorry, you've got a lot of learning to do. Someday you may learn what it means to be human. Until then, you perpetuate your own misery.
>>43666592anyone voting for the CMC...
>>43666589Well, maybe so, but it’s worth a shot. You might make somebody else smile, after a while you might even make yourself smile. Kindness sows kindness, man.
>>43666589Being nice to people gets me friends and warmth in my heart and candy and drawings and love and kindness and
>>43666592It's John Uooohhhhh
>>43666436>a single reason>>43666470>I don't gain anything....>>43666589>get me anythingWell yeah, if you only care about your self-interest or your own feelings. But if that's the case, you should become a better person. The ponies would be very disappointed in you and want you to change. Equestria is what happens when most people are altruistic.
>>43666599I know what humans are like. Don't lecture me with your hippie bullshit.>>43666601>You might make somebody else smileI don't care about that>>43666603I can just buy candy and drawings, and I don't need those other things.
>>43666615But if you were nice to me then I would feel nice
I think some of you have forgotten the ancient rule to not feed the troll.
>>43666621he's trolling? but we have to convince him to be nice!
I'm brown.
>>43666626me too...
>>43666585Usually I'd agree but Marblefags and Octaviafags piss me off so I'm going the safe route this time.
>>43666621
>>43666615Then what do you care about? Why this endless bitter worldview? What actually makes you happy?
>>43666259>pic relatedyet another instance, sadly so common, of Cheerilee being a nasty bitch.
>>43666598this you?
>>43666637>He doesn't think the glorified babysitter would be a bitch after work
I can′t remember anythingCan't tell if this is true or dreamDeep down inside, I feel to screamThis terrible silence stops meNow that the war is through with meI′m waking up, I cannot seeThat there's not much left of meNothing is real but pain nowHold my mare as I wish for deathOh, please Faust, wake me
>>43666639>he doesn't thinkYou misunderstand me. I know very well the glorified babysitter is most certainly a bitch after work. And during work. And probably before work too (she's says she's a bitch "before her coffee", but let's be honest, she's a bitch after her coffee as well). Every time she wins a match-up my opinion of the human race goes down somewhat.
>Best MILF>Teen CandyassHuh?
>>43666642You know what? That makes sense, nonny.
>>43666642Marble please, both of you are cuckqueans for the same stallion. Can't you just get along and enjoy the view from your cuckshed?
>>43666181She's shy but doesn't stink of rat piss
>>43666646Actions are only noble when undertaken with will. Cheerilee is the bad loser kind of cuck, but I'm the good kind because I actively WANT Big Mac to have as many mares as he wants, out of the goodness of my heart.
>>43666647Fluttershy is arguably the cleanest mare. She has to keep her animals and cottage in tip top shape so her animals don't get sequestered. She has clean herself constantly from working so hard and to keep her natural beauty. God I want to bound that mare into her mattress so badly.
>>43666650>God I want to bound that mareSpurdo...
>>43666653fuggg i meant pound
>>43666657Thumbnail had me thinking Cheerilee was in a pencil skirt.
>>43666661hot
>>43666638Sure, if it makes you feel better.
>>43666592trixiebro btw
>hadn't even considered the possibilility of a cuck-queen finale between Marble and CheerileeThe winner gets to watch Mac rail Sugar Belle from the cornerThe loser has to watch from outside the window
She's been my waifu for almost 10 years now and I will never stop loving her. My heart belongs to my Sunny!
If any of you were wondering, it was wasted >>43666666
>>43666668who are you voting for brahgotta know if we're kin or you're an irredeemable heathern
>>43666678bleak
>>43666678fuck
>>43666676Supercharged and pipelined
>>43666676That plush rulesRock on, shimmy bro
>>43666678it would of been me proclaiming total donk victory but I forgot I had my vpn on and got cucked by a connection error I should just end it all now
>>43666679I’m voting for whoever you’re voting for, babe.
>>43666616I don't care>>43666635>Then what do you care about? Ponies>Why this endless bitter worldview?Why not?>>43666678/opg/ should be banished to /trash/, and /trash/ should be set to read only.
>>43666687Only a 4 second window between 43666665 and 43666666, anon. Divine donk intervention probably saved you from the embarrassment of getting 43666667
>>43666676I BELIEVE in the Shimmy crown steal!
>>43666693another anon convinced of marshmallow horse supremacy
Why am I the only flutterfag itt
>>43666703The rest are too shy
Why do these baby easy security questions always cause meltdowns?
>>43666678Why is /opg/ a thing again? It's just Discord but with shitty pony OCs with giant butts.
I'LL BE BACK
>43666696"Why should I tell the time?", asked the watch.
>>43666721
>>43666721>I'LL BE ACKftfy
>>43666724He can't keep getting away with it!!!
>>43666714This looks pretty kino to me >>43664463
>>43666714It's astroturfed offboarder slop. There aren't any real anons """playing""" it.
>>43666729>GryphxanderAh, so it's xitterfags. That's even worse.
>>43666706
reminder vote for tavia
>>43666741>still doing the troonthebatt falseflagcheerilee pedos sure are desperate
>>43666741False flag. Do not disparage our donkey.
>>43666746It's Rarafags, anon. Cheerileefags would sign their images like a good teacher would.
>>43666696I just don’t know what else to say. I hope you find happiness someday, man.
>>43666750Preposterous! Octavia is a well-bred, upstanding mare and I would never do anything to disparage her reputation.
>>43666190Wow... thank you for that adorable video
clopician drop the human x fluttershy video already
>>43666741I genuinely want reddthebat to die. This is not a joke, and I am not exaggerating. I hate him more than Starlight Glimmer, more than every connigger combined. Reddthebat is not human.
I'm voting Octavia in memory of DonkEnthusiast. Forever ghosted by his waifu...
I stand by everything I said about Cheerilee though. >>43665839
>>43666767Based. Pony would be better without faggots like him.
>>43665747>AW MAN! I JUST GOT ALL 6 KEYS OF HARMONY RARITY! YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!>ALMIGHTY TREE OF HARMONY, REMOVE MY LIMBS AND MAKE ME RARITY'S NUGGET BABY!>AWWW RIGHT! TWO MORE WISHES TO GO TOO!>TREE! SHRINK ME DOWN SO I CAN FIT INSIDE RARITY-SAMA'S VAGINA AND SPHINCTER!>HEHEHEH! LOOK HOW TINY I AM RARITY!>ALRIGHT TREE, NOW MAKE IT SO I SPEND 12 HOURS IN RARITY'S ASS AND THEN GET TELEPORTED TO HER PUSSY, AND I SPEND 12 HOURS THERE TOO! AND IT NEVER ENDS, AND NOPONY CAN REMOVE ME! ALRIGHT! AND I CAN ONLY GET SUSTENANCE FROM RARITY'S MAREJUICES AND SHIT! IM GETTING EXCITED! OH, AND GIVE SUGAR BELLE BONE CANCER!>MY WISHES GRANTED! TOO COOL TREE!>WOW RARITY, GUESS IT WAS PUSSY FIRST HUH?>OH MAN ITS WARM IN HERE! AND WET! YOURE SO VIRILE RARITY! THE MARECUM IS LIKE SHELOBS WEB! HAHAHAHA!>MHMM, I JUST GOTTA TASTE IT! OH MAN! LIKE BITTER CHILLI DOGS WITH AN EXTRA HELPING OF SALT! A TRUE PONY BANQUET! BON APPETITE RARITY!>MHMMFH! MHMM! IT FEELS GOOD TO KNOW SUGAR BELLE AND BIG MAC ARE BACK HOME, NOT YET SUSPECTING THE SLOW DEATH SENTENCE I JUST GAVE HIS WIFE! AHA! SHES PROBABLY IN PAIN AND THEYRE PANICKING WONDERING WHY! THEYRE PROBABLY DESPERATELY TRYING YO CONTACT ME, NOT REALISING I WISHED THIS UPON THEM AND THEN MADE MYSELF YOUR MAGGOT SLAVE!>MYMMHHH! SO GOOD RARITY! YOUR DRY MARECUM IS SO GOOD! I CANT WAIT TO LIVE ON IT FOREVER LIKE A PARASITE! LIKE THE LOATHSOME WORM I AM RARITY!>THIS IS MY TRUE SELF! AWW MAN! THIS IS WHAT I ALWAYS WAS WANTED, BEING A CUM SHIT MAGGOT MADE TO WORSHIP YOUR BODY! TO LIVE OFF YOUR BODILY DISCHARGE IN PERPETUAL WORSHIP! AWWW RARITY!>THE STENCH OF FISH IS JUST AMAZING!>WHAT THE? 12 HOURS ALREADY??? TIME FOR THE NIGHT SHIFT! AWWW CELESTIA IT REEKS IN HERE!>FART ON ME RARITY, I NEED TO CHOKE ON YOUR FARTS! YOUR ANUS IS MY PLANET! YOUR BOWEL MOVEMENTS ARE MY WEATHER AND MY ECOSYSTEM! SEND A NOXIOUS GAS ATTACK MY WAY!>IS THAT… A LITTLE NUGGET OF RARITY'S SHIT? OH BOY IM THE LUCKIEST PONY EVER! MHMMFH MHMM AWW CELESTIA!
>>43666769Literally who?
Reminder, vote for Octavia.
>knowing what some random drawfags say on twitter or do outside booru filtersYour lives must suck
>>43666777Fuck you casino trips, just having to occasionally look at his """"art"""" posted here is vomit-inducing enough.
>>43666777Wasted trips.
>no actual lines of dialogue >least amount of screen time out of every mare left>color scheme is bland and dull instead of bright and colorful like everyone expects ponies to beHow the fuck is Marble still even in this?
>>43666782Oh boo fucking hoo
>>43666769I like the image he used>>43666776Already have, Sleepy
>>43666787>The donkfag actually likes the tranny artist who draws his "waifu" to be ugly
>>43666786She's kind of cute when she goes mhm
>43666773this is one of those things that was funny in your head and made you giggle like a little school girl the whole time while typing it but in reality it is just deranged and sad even for this place and this coming from someone who has no horse in this race (heh)
>>43666790>donkfagIt's a cheerilee pedo falseflaggot, they're trying everything they can to not job
I don't care about the vote but do post some rare mibbles because she's cute'Member marbo? Gosh I miss him
>>43666794>anon was giggling like a little school girlYou know what? Based. His post was weird but if he giggled like a school girl while making it then all is forgiven and I hope he has a wonderful life full of things to giggle about.
>>43666707newfags do not know how to desuarchive so they spend the effort crying
So much time wasted whining about how an artist depicts a subject in a way you don't like, when you could be spending that time honing your own craft to draw it in a way you DO like.Such lack of class.
Cheerilee!
>>43666805I did that, it doesn't change the fact I can hate on RedditTheBat all I want.
>>43666805Artists who draw things I personally don't like should be lynched. Simple as.
>>43666805Tavi would despise TroonTheBat for depicting her in the ugliest manner possible.
>>43666807.......is spiritually identical to your HR lady
>>43666805True
>>43666814Dorp
>>43666813I really liked my last HR lady though
>>43666769good times
>>43666813Nuh uh!
>>43666800I hope he learns to not be a freak in the wrong way that is what I hope
>>43666807
>>43666820Did this guy kill himself
>>43666817okay fine vote for Cheerilee then anon, see if I care, b-...baka
>>43666592>>43666608
>>43666823he was literally at mf and gave me the con coof the faggot
>>43666805This is one of rarity's falseflaggots. Do Not Engage
>>43666592Cheerilee...
>>43666824TURNABOUT STORM YEEEEEEEAAAAAA
>>43666830
>>43666760I hope you die
>>43666824I voted for donk and marble though so it can be battle of of grey mares
>>43666824I forgot, what was she tryin' there? I don't remember her hitting on Proenix so it can't be that
>>43666839Based, grey mare supremacyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBbmZkhmITU
>>43666835GIWTWM
>>43666775Dude, it's THE DonkEnthusiast. He's got a fever, and the only cure is more donkey.
>>43666839donk vs rarity is more interesting as the battle of class
>>43666841His reward/payment was in bits, which apparently are worthless in Ace Attorney world, so he was going to leave them with somepony in Equestria. She was trying to get the money.
>>43666841Phoenix got the 70k bits from Celestia and Applejack tried asking for them before he gave it all to TRIXIE BECAUSE PHOENIX KNOWS TRIXIE IS BEST PONY
>>43666842The only good gray mare, by the way.
>>43666813Where do you work where HR ladies are such sweethearts?
>>43666499Tavi is a mare of integrity and self-discipline. She exists and thrives in a demanding high-society environment, but doesn't let it corrupt her. She does what she does not for praise or bits, but in pursuit of perfection in the form of art she loves. The high standard she represents is a result of her own aspirations, not society expectations. She puts the same kind of serious effort into other areas of life she considers important: relations, home, taking care of her own body and soul. I admire those qualities and strive to be more like her. I also find glimpses of myself in her reserved personality.Anyway, that's just one depiction that I'm particularly attached to. Like >>43666525 said, there's always room for interpretation and that's good too.
>>43666839Well I wish you voted for my wife Rarity but as long as you don't vote for Cheerilee, who is the worst pony, I'm happy.
>>43666855>"headcanon headcanon headcanon headcanon"
>>43666857>Cheerilee's entire appeal OUT OF NOWHERE
>>43666855Basically this, especially the self-discipline part. I love a responsible and refined mare
>>43666858THAT'S ALL OF THESE MARES, ANON! THEY'RE ALL HEADCANON'D FROM NOTHING! NONE OF IT IS REEEEAALL!
>>43666843I want maremommyI want maremilkI want to hold herI want to be comforted
>>43666854>Twist, obviously a good judge of character, stabbed her in the heart with a pin
>>43666861they are real to me anon for you may not be able to touch them but they have surely touched me
>>43666864Cheerilee's heart was already broken a many of times. A pin is nothing to her
>>43666863based and mommy pilled
>>43666592
>>43666867That's nice anon, but now she's bleeding out onto the floor. You should probably go help her.
>marble is a lesbian cuck because big mac>cheerilee was always a lesbian>octavia is closet lesbian with vinyl>rarity is a filly fooling lesbian into incestwhy would you vote for any of these mares anons
>>43666871>marble is a lesbian cuck because big macI get the cuck part but what about that is lesbian?
>>43666871Stop wearing those groomed zoomer vision goggles, Anon. It's making you dizzy.
>>43666703Your BRC scared every other Flutterfag away
>>43666871oh now i see why people hate yurifags
>>43666280Consult this old screencap.
>>43666876>oh now i see why people hate yurifags
>>43666871Closet? Octavia is quite open about fucking Vinyl
>>43666866Damn anon, that's.... actually really poetic
>>43666858Now that's just disingenuous. Cheerilee has 20x the screen time Tavi has and an actual established personality while tavifags relish in their headcanons
Good luck Raribros. I better see you fags at the real tournament later this year.
>almost at bump limit>tfw a round finally gets two threads and all it took was turning up the slander
>>43666883They both have 1 episode of anything meaningful and nothing but minor background cameos outside of that that.
>>43666872known a shit ton of foids who go lesbo after something like that and are always cucks>>43666873I am an ancientfag knower>>43666876not into yuri I think is shit tier I am saying these are reasons to not like them so why would I like it?>>43666881show me where
>>43666885Thanks Dashfriend!!
>>43666883>actual established personalityDYEWTS?
>>43666882cant take credit for that since it has been said here a billion times but it is no less true
>>43666889Cheerilee has actual dialogue exchanges with the mane 6. Tavi was only in a third of Slice of Life and only in service of the shitty "music pones live together" headcanon
>>43666897Wasn't Octavia talking in that one shitass season 9 episode?
>>43666897Tavi was one of the main contestants in A Horse Shoe-in, watch the show you pedo
OCTAVIA DATED BULK BICEPSYOU THINK SHE'S THE ONLY CONTENDER LEFT THAT DIDN'T CRAVE STALLION DICK?YOU ARE DEAD FUCKING WRONG
>>43666901>one line of dialogue>with CREATURES
>>43666890if you're really that old you would know there was a time when Vinyl and Octavia were not always thought of as just bloody lesbians
>>43666902>OCTAVIA DATED BULK BICEPSI'm surprised there's so little mention of that anywhere in the fandom, I guess the main argument against it is that Discord is a troll so he was lying but it wouldn't have made sense for him to lie about that in that context
>>43666905>"Indeed, an orchestra is made up of different parts, and good communication is the key to harmony"Watch the show you pedo, she has more than one line
>>43666906that does not make HER open about it anon it just makes it obvious despite being in the closet about it
>>43666897>Cheerilee has actual dialogue exchanges with the mane 6.Which are breadcrumbs that barely matter.
>>43666902>YOU THINK SHE'S THE ONLY CONTENDER LEFT THAT DIDN'T CRAVE STALLION DICK?There's still a chance for there to be a winner that isn't used goods
>>43666883You have to think about the percentages though, darling. Cheerilee may have more screen time than tavi, but she spends 60% of it bitching at somepony.
>>43666925>implying Trixie hasn't sucked cock in, behind, and around her wagon between shows to pay the bills
/mlp/ if sent back to the 1600's: "You liked Romeo and Juliet? ERRRMMMM Juliet's taken bro, what are you a cuck?"
>>43666932>around her wagon>as opposed to behind her wagonShe's as long as her wagon's circumference? Is she a snake pony or something? Does she expand like a slinky?
>>43666930nta but isnt the ep where tavi talks the most like majority her being in a lovers quarrel with vinyl so your point is...?
>>43666934Around as in the general vicinity of it, Twilight
>>43666930The point you all seem to be missing is that Cheerilee has more canon content to chew out of
>>43666934The cock was so long it went all the way around her wagon
>>43666941I feel like anything that could be called around a wagon would also be considered next to and vice versa nonny
>>43666939>lovers quarrelShe just says Vinyl's beats aren't for a wedding once and that's it, you're trying way too hard
>>43666947the whole episode is literally about the lesbian pony couples all being in fights till the wedding while derpy derps it up
>>43666950Lyra and Bonbon is the only other lesbian couple
Amusing sometimes how good /mlp/ is at arguing over nothing and making shit up to be angry about.
>>43666939>>43666947Not only that, immediately afterwards she and Vinyl play a duet. And then her next episode is about wanting to share her love of cello with Twilight's students.
>>43666943It simply doesn't matter that much, it's delusional to say Cheerilee has significantly more substance than Octavia
>>43666925She sucked his cock the second this episode cut to credits
>>43666933Who the fuck waifued Juliet?
>>43666962A cuck
>>43666952yeah and I said the lesbian pony couples as in the two of them??? but also scoots aunts exist too I guess now that I think about it>>43666954I am not even a shmoopy fag but if the argument is they are both bitchy and they both want to teach foals I think they are basically the same>>43666962shakespeare (he was into cuck shit tho)
>>43666925trixie, nurse redheart, celestia, and MAYBE vinyl are the only contestants left that did not crave cock in some fashion in canon
>>43666966>celestia not craving cock in canonanon...
>>43666965The difference is that Octavia ISN'T bitchy though. Rewatch Slice of Life if you need proof. As for the "teaching foals" thing: Octavia just really loves music, and didn't come off as bossy or condescending in the moments she had with the students before not getting the job. Cheerilee has been corrupted by years of having a whole class of fillies under her power.
>>43666966I'll give you redheart she seems pureTrixie is 100% a whore she's just more subtle about itVinyl is a party girl you know she's getting it in closests with rave stallions between sets
>>43666933Reading is for cucks so yes I would say this.
>>43666980anon romeo and juliette was only a play back then you absolute mongoloid there was no reading and most people back then probably couldnt read
>>43666980>reading>because it's definitely not a stage play
>>43666976I need proof of Cheerilee being unjustifiably bitchy. Those foals are rays of sunshine in her eyes.
Sunset's NOT a whore! She told me I was her first!
>>43666986he never fucked dont be ridiculous anon
>>43666983>>43666984Romeo and Juliette is a stage play adaptation of a mid 1500s poem. Nice try retard.
>>43666992Do not post this image again
>>43666977We're talking about pure dialogue that's given to us, not interpretations
>>43666993
>>43666992>Anon was talking about the obviously more obscure thing that makes my non-sensical point work marginally better!!
>>43667003>Translation: I got btfo'd and can't cope
>>43666965>yeah and I said the lesbian pony couples as in the two of them???You said the whole episode because you forgot Doctor and Derpy weren't a lesbian couple, and Scootaloo's aunts weren't in SoL
>>43666703/)
>>43667003Cope this bad is not befitting of a mare like Rarity. Changing my vote to Marbie
>>43667006>>43666992>twifag is retarded, forgets what Romeo and Juliet is>scrambles over to wikipedia to find a some way to cover his assYou are an unserious creature, anon.
>>43667009nigger I said while derpy is derping it up which covers that and I know they were not in it I just remembered they also exist how fucking retarded are you?
>>43667016>NOOOO STOP BEING RIGHTNah.
>>43667019Here's what you said:>the whole episode is literally about the lesbian pony couples all being in fights till the wedding while derpy derps it upAs anyone can see, Scootaloo's aunts have no bearing on this sentence whatsoever, and Derpy and Doctor being another one of the plots contradicts the notion that the episode is "literally all about the lesbian pony couples all being in fights" (not to mention the main plot is about Cranky and Matilda's wedding). It was clear you simply misremembered and I corrected you because accuracy is important, there's no need to get so defensive about that.
>>43666992>>43667006>>43667022we were and are talking about romeo and juliette by shakespeare not the fucking work he based the play on which is based on an infinite line of other romantic tragedies which or course you conveniently leave out which does not even matter as anon said 1600 not 1500s as well
>>43667006>>43667016>>43667022Are you guys trolling? It literally doesn't matter if there was ALSO another version of it. This whole thing started because this anon >>43666980said >Reading is for cucks so yes I would say this.Implying that the only way you could have consumed Romeo and Juliet is by reading it. Which is obviously and blatantly false.
>>43667027you are the most retarded anon I have had the displeasure of coming across
>>43666890>Reasons to not like them>Look inside>Fanfiction
>>43667010hi anon
>>43667029I don't care lmao>>43667031Thank you for the three (you)s. I did not read your post though.
>>43667040>three (you)scheck >picrelated, liar. Here's your average Cheerifag, gentlemen.
>>43667051There are four replies on that post. You are one of them, so that must mean I'm the other three.Cheerilee haters can't do basic math confirmed.
>>43667051Anon...... He's the one who said "reading's for cucks"
>rapes entire thread
>>43667056>>43667055lol my mistake, that one's on me. Although if he is the "reading is for cucks" guy, it is rather suspicious that this guy likes a teach mare but apparently hates reading.....
They're calling it the ultimate cuck finale
>>43667060Go away Lyra, you already lost
>>43667063>Cheerilee is the reason our fillies have the lowest literacy rate in historyIt's all making sense now. >>43667055You claim to have not read my post, but had to look at it again to correct >>43667051. You've fallen right into my trap.
this is what it was like being a flutterfag in 2016 btw
>>43667063Anon you might need to get your brain checked. And I'm not even a twifag you dingus.
>>43667075I don't need to read what you typed too see the (you)s you fucking retard. I don't even know how to read.
>>43667032It's ok to be wrong
>>43667078>twifag I meant Cheerilee silly nonny. Only a cheerifag would use her for reaction images.
I sure do love that my wife already won forever ago and that I have no horse in this race other than watching you all bait each other and fall for said bait
hold on, something's come up
>he doesn't know how to readWow, it's too bad he'll never be able to learn how wrong he was.
>>43666803best fillers
>>43667091unf...
>>43667085how many pageants would we need to have before golly even became top 8? 20? or is that being too generous
Please stop being smug and rude
How is the winner's bracket vs loser's bracket supposed to play out again? Do we just vote for which bracket is going to be the tourney winner in the finals before we find out who won either bracket or will there be an extra round after the finals pitting up the winners of both brackets?
RIP Patrick Stewart
>>43667182WHAT
>>43667182F
>>43667100Fillyfags are simply a minority on /mlp/, always have beenThus Cozy would take even longer than Starlight or Sunset
>>43667167The latter, there's one final round called the True Finals where the winner bracket champ goes against the Loser Bracket champ. Whoever wins that wins the whole thing.
>>43667182This cannot be how and where I find this out. A goddamn pony popularity contest.
>>43667182FUCKKKKKKKKKK
>>43667182Fuck... It was only a matter of time.F
>>43667191But what if I don't want to fuck her and just want her to win?
>>43667201>But what if I don't want to fuck herDoes not compute. Miss /mlp/ is for voting on characters you want to fuck.
>>43667182>NOOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE HOLLYWOOD SLOP ACTOR WHO ADVOCATED FOR ASSISTED SUICIDEWhat happened to this site, man
>>43667204
>>43667202This is why I wanted her adult version to get in.
>>43667204Wow, switching my vote to the donkey.
>>43667182literally who
>>43667085Your "wife" is a low quality creation of a talentless jew writer, she's not even real in-universe.
>>43667213I have trouble imagining what she would be like as an adult, considering 'evil filly' is her whole deal and that doesn't work if she grows up.
>>43667182>Hmm yeah, wow>No one gives a shit.
>>43667230what's shimmy playan'?
>>43667220>This user appears to be underage
>>43667232Fortune’s Weave.
>>43667182Which pony would he vote for
>>43667182American Dad just lost its best character...
>>43667270Isn't it obvious?
>>43667220Twilight and Discord dynamic was based on Picard and Q
>>43667288What dynamic?
>>43667270well he voiced pear butter's dad so he'd vote for her if she were eligible
>>43667290Straight-laced intellectual do-gooder vs cynical playful omnipotent trickster
>>43667291Wrong captain
>>43666960Realistically speaking, neither Trixie nor Sunset have a chance against Fluttershy next round.But the thought of making fun of Trixetos next year for making an "unicorn alliance", turning on the barbie and still LOSING is too good to pass up
>>43666960>Trixie fucks Sunset's brotherpower move
what the fuck is this marbletos and trixietos shit? what the fuck is "tos"?
>>43667374newfag
>>43667374It's a joke on Kratos, tl;dr /dbg/ (Death Battle General) has a meme of Nu-Kratos being a betamale who doesn't care if his wife sucked a hundred cocks before him and insisting others must be 'Better Men'. Being these are tournaments, /dbg/ bleeds into these and so Kratos makes his rounds, usually supporting other cuck characters like Hank from the new season.Marble being THE premiere marecel seems to be their selected champion
>>43667182FUck me goddamn this board
>>43667385So Marble is the offboarder pick. I know who I won’t be voting for the remainder of the pageant then.
