Shes a monster.
Ponies eat meat all the time
>>43668006fixed it
Wait till she hears what Sunset does for a living
>>43668006Nothing turns me on more than seeing ponies eat meat.
>>43668006Horses are opportunistic omnivores, despite generally being herbivores.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnYNmGMsU18
>>43668006>tfw you want anon to make his famous BBQ ribs but he thinks youre a herbivore
>>43668053I remember feeling traumatized by this as a child but now I like to imagine Limestone Pie snacking on a bird now and then.
>>43668006She's a monster in bed.
>>43668026Fixed it even more
>>43668086and i'm going to keep thinking that until you replace all the barbeque sauce that you stole.I had a fridge full of the stuff before you showed up and drank it all.
>>43668053pictured: a malnourished horse
>>43668015They can digest ground meat in only limited quantities.
If they eat meat then one day you have to accept they might see (you) as food.
>>43669349No, they do that once in a while regardless, mine are feed a little too well to the point they started getting fat and I had to run them more to get their weight down but they always liked to eat small animals when ever it was convenient for then.>Hire a ferret guy to take care of my rat problem >ferrets chase rats out of my barn>my horses are eating the rats they kill>one rat runs out in front of my year old mare>she stomps on it and eats it up>can tell she's happy about it.
Sure ponies can technically eat meat if they want to. I'm not sure the civilised ones in Equestria would think it's worth it considering how it comes out their other end if they have too much.
>>43668006So?
>>43672240>can tell she's happy about it.Somebody had a rat piss in their sweet feed one too many times.
>>43672240Are you Diomedes with such bloodthirsty horses? Because that's highly unusual behaviour and possibly dangerous to their health.
>>43670400I mean they have healing magic and if you're a horsie you're pretty fucking durable depending on things so... hot as fuck, I guess
>>43673018oh, let em kill and eat a rat as a little treat.a contained amount of bloodlust never hurt anybody.
>>43673025Unless you're a rat.
>>43673033A good rat doesn’t get killed. Get better at being a rat, I guess.
>>43670400>You have caught Applejack putting mustard on your hand before.>She says that it tastes good when she licks it off of you, that your skin is nice and salty.>It's kind of weird, but she lets you, a displaced alien, live on her farm for free, so...>You keep your mouth shut and let her do it.>She also likes to come in while you're having a bath sometimes; she doesn't think it's weird seeing you naked or anything.>Always insists that your bathwater "Ain't hot enough!" and turns the water temperature up as high as it goes.>If you complain, she'll start stirring the water with a wooden spoon to "Try and help cool you off.">But you swear you've caught her taking sips from that spoon before too (she denies it.)>When it feels like you're boiling alive, she starts slicing vegetables over the water.>Carrots, celery, potatoes.>Apples.>She claims that bathing with your produce is how the old settler ponies saved water or something.>But you've also caught her sprinkling salt and pepper in there sometimes.>She'd do it right over your head too, when she thought you weren't paying attention.>She didn't have an explanation for that one.>She also got mad at Apple Bloom once for trying to throw some onions in with you.>After that the two of them went out in the hallway to "Have a little sisterly talk with one another.">It was faint, but you swear you could barely hear AJ tell her that putting onions in with you would "Spoil the flavor.">Whatever that means.>When she came back she started licking her lips and staring at you.>And putting more mustard on your hand.>You swear you could hear her stomach growling a bit too.At least she feeds you well.
>>43672240Anon, i'm afraid that your horses have all gone insane
>>43674331> About to be vored by AJ.
Monster? Excuse me Anon but remind me, the absolute human villain #2 was a vegetarian.
>>43675235>#2Who was human villain #1?
>>43673019>horsie>durableAnon, horses are really strong and really fast, but durability is not one of their advantages.
>>43675583Camelchads win again!!!
>>43675583We're talking about pastel cartoon horsies, anon, not tremblerugs
>>43675585Why did we never get camels in the show?
>>43670400>>43674331Unf
>>43668006>can't see this thumbnail without thinking it's a canine penisMy brain has been melted by porn, hasn't it?
>>43676549You should kill yourself
How do you guys think Shimmy got her cutie mark?
>>43677229It was drawn on when she was made like all ocs
>>43674331I'd let AJ take a bite out of me if she really wanted to, as long as it doesn't kill me.
>>43677229We know essentially nothing about Sunset's early life so it's hard to say. We don't even know how old she is other than a vague 'older than Twilight' and any implications you want to draw from the fact that they never met.Based on how unreformed Sunset acts and the fact that she is generally always ahead of the curve in a way that leaves her the big fish, I assume she got it really young. I'd sort of lean towards it being something very incidental - she was watching the Summer Sun Celebration as a filly (maybe even a foal) or something like that. That way she'd sort of 'be able to decide' what it means, which would tie into her entitlement towards becoming a princess.
>>43675873That camel knows what’s gonna happen next.
>>43678039>the fact that they never metThe fact that Twilight doesn't recognize her, rather. S0 Twi could easily just not remember ponies that happened to be around in her early life, and we don't know how exclusive Celestia's mentorship programs are.
>>43677961she won't be able to stop after just one
>>43679532>finally finding out what that one room in applejacks farmhouse with the door always blocked is
