>>43680161Anything Josh Haber says is the opposite of canon, so no.
>>43680207So your seemingly favorite character is non-canon then?
>>43680225You’d think that, wouldn’t you? But I will be meeting Lauren Faust VERY soon, and SHE will confirm Cozy Glow’s canonocity. ;)
>>43680161As far as we know, this bastard is the only pony to canonically have sex with one of the Mane Six.
>>43680228Gollybro, if Lauren says 'she's not canon' how will you handle it?
>>43680245She won’t say that because she’s too nice and she’d be able to tell how autistically important it is to me. There’s a chance that she’ll turn down writing “She’s canon” on my plushie, but she’d probably just say that it’s because she doesn’t know the context of it. If you look at her interactions with borderline retard fans, she doesn’t bother to mention her distaste for something they like. (She was even respectful to Chris Chan’s dumbass Equestria Girls question.)I would show that I have enough awareness to recognize that she wasn’t created by her, but I’d tell her that I simply want for her to be allowed to exist in Faust’s canon, in whatever the ultimate form of that would’ve been. They could’ve figured out her story more in her show. And believe me, it would’ve been so much better! Faust has actually written quite a few evil little girl characters in her career, in the “Powerpuff Girls” and “DC Superhero Girls.” There was also a brattygirl in “Foster’s Home” that was nearly evil, and an imaginary friend girl named Berry who I think turned out to be REALLY insane and basically evil, if I remember correctly. And then I’d tell her that this specific one is kinda like Baby Doll from “Batman” or that girl from “Cats Don’t Dance,” which are probably both references that she’d recognize.So she wouldn’t be opposed to SOME role for Cozy Glow somewhere. I don’t WANT the horrendous, godawful storyline that the idiot writers came up with to be the thing that’s canon. Faust’s story for Cozy Glow would’ve been fun and funny. Not sure what the lesson of her storyline would be, but I guarantee you, it wouldn’t be that little girls deserve to die.I think Faust did admittedly like the idea of writing a show for fun better, but I think I saw her admit somewhere that trying to write lessons could be fun too. And I think she did a good job at that. So on PPG or “Foster’s Home,” I do think a prison (NOT HELL OR STONING) could be what would be decided for her. But in MLP? Nah. Cozy Glow would’ve gotten a happy ending, because Faust understands that that should be what we want to see. She would hate that the retarded piece of shit writers wrote a whole goddamn story arc in order to justify murdering a kid.Imagine if I happened to run into her and there was an opportunity to get into the specifics. That would be so amazing! I’d let her know that I wish she was able to stay on, because the people that replaced her fucked up so bad that it hurt me.
>>43680284Nobody is reading all of that.
>>43680297Someone will.
>>43680231Pinkie knows how to party
>>43680284>"What if Lauren doesn't consider your waifu canon?">Huge schizo wall of text Lol as expected
>>43680228>I will be meeting Lauren Faust VERY soonShould we be worried guys?
>>43680452LOL! At a con.
Lol i con
>>43680284You avoided the question.
>>43680470LOL!>>43680514Okay? It’s not gonna happen, though, so the question doesn’t need an answer. What if you get abducted by aliens tomorrow? You gonna waste your time with dipshit hypotheticals like that?
>>43680686>You gonna waste your time with dipshit hypotheticals like that?Yeah actually because you should be anally probed to death.
>>43680698I said “you,” not “me.” But you can probe my ass at the next Mare Fair, since that’s clearly all you can think about.
>>43680161I am so fucking jealous
>>43680207>flag>postGollyfag...
>>43681027Josh Haber said Cozy Glow was sent to Tartarus and turned to stone. He’s wrong about EVERYTHING!!!!!!
>>43680161Unless there's an Anon here that has fucked an actual REAL horse
>>43681061There’s plenty.
>>43681061>real horsengmi
>>43680161Weird A.I.
>>43681165funni number
>>43681068Cozyschizo knows what's up
>>43681061real life horses arent equestrian ponies
>>43680686>alien abduction tomorrow>dipshit hypotheticalnta but man oh man is it frustrating how most people still see alien abduction as kooky
>>43682100You've got an anal probe or something?
>>43682480No, nor have I been gored by a deer. That doesn't mean that deer never gore anyone.>but why would ayys probe-Prostate stimulation, to collect semen for genetic engineering.>lel that sounds like science fictionYou expect E.T. stuff to not sound like science fiction? Retard.
>>43682800Where’s the evidence that anyone has ever actually been abducted by aliens? And don’t say that people say they were, because we know that crazy people and liars both exist, so we can’t use that as evidence.
>>43680161Well, duh, the average /mlp/tard hasn’t even watched the show
>>43682827Here's but a fraction, though you said nobody simply talking about it is good enough for you so I'll respect that:For gubment interest in unconventional flying objects, which also extends to abductions, I recommend anything by Richard Dolan. He goes deep and is imo the goat of explaining ufo-related glowie shenanigans. For other abduction stuff I can't remember the names but there was a doctor or something who was able to find tiny alien implants in abductees. Also there have been cases of phantom pregnancies though I guess you'd have to dig into people's medical records for that.Btw if you're the infamous Cozyflaggot I'd like to point out that a lot of people simply react with denial when it comes to ufo stuff (including my mother who would just shriek about demons whenever the subject came up and said not to discuss it but refused to explain how or why it was demons), and that denial is a big part of your schtick here. Difference being, one is a fictitious tv show which is perfectly ok to reject the canon of however you see fit, and the other is a real-world issue with frightening implications that do not go away if ignored.
>>43680161Their foal is cute, cute!
>>43683426All of that hard work gone to waste by a fuckhead like you. What do you gain from bumping this thread with literally no discussion going on. Eat a dick and die.
>>43682843>Well, duh, the average /mlp/tard hasn’t even watched the showfalse, I watched all epsiodes.
>>43680161who is weird al and why do english speaking fags love him so much?
>>43680284>She won’t say thatBecause of the implication?
>>43683901She was at that G6 panel torture fest and was as nice to the retards on stage and in the audience as possible, even though we could all see she was dying inside. So we know that, if anything, she’s way too polite to retards with terrible opinions on Pony. So if it were her opinion that Cozy Glow can’t be canon, she simply wouldn’t express it, based on existing evidence.I would actually be happy if she confirmed in no uncertain terms that her STORY in non-canon and that Haberverse retards will NEVER make it to Equestria, because it’s one of the worst and most evil stories ever written. But even that, she’s not going to do and wouldn’t do it if I asked her to. She’s basically just not going to give a negative answer to any questions of canon unless you ask her about something like “Cupcakes.” (Even though “The Ending of the End” is actually infinitely more evil than “Cupcakes” in every single way possibly imaginable by anyone ever, but she’s probably never even watched it, so she may not know that.)
>>43683777I'm so sorry
>>43684163It's okay. We're bros now.
