>Twilight I think your human friends brain is broken. All those comments he made about being attracted to ponies weren’t jokes at all. He was being serious. Hes actually attracted to our equine forms. Whats worse is he cant even propagate with our kind and he still feels bodily attraction to our species. I think you need to find a female of his kind to set him straight. Before he starts thinking about…dating one of us.
>>43681390>It's too late he's already gotten to rainbowdash!>>43674949
>>43681390Don't worry, i'll be a pony in Equestria.
>>43681390Celestia would encourage Anon to love a mare in a respectful way. She would never say this.
>>43681429They never encourage Spike to truly date Rarity. They make jokes about his crush. Interspecies attraction if anything is just treated as a complete outlier of amusement and even then Spike is practically a pony being raised by them and even eating their crappy food like sweets and hay.
>>43681429maybe until the mare confesses to her that anon has a micro monkeydick
>>43681390>All those comments he made about being attracted to ponies weren’t jokes at all. He was being serious. Hes actually attracted to our equine forms.Twilight LITERALLY LIVES with a creature of a different species that is attracted to equine forms.I don’t think there’s any difference between Spike and Anon.
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>>43681475>I don’t think there’s any difference between Spike and Anon.Ouch
>>43681390>female of his kindEw
>>43681475>I don’t think there’s any difference between Spike and Anon.Anonbros...
>>43681511I mean, if you play your cards right, you might just end up with the mare you love like this...
>>43681445>They never encourage Spike to truly date Rarity.Gee, I fucking wonder why!
>>43681531>fall in love with another and she suddenly notices you Very true to life
>Become the savior of the Crystal Empire (x2) and have all the Crystal mares fall in love with you.>Become the best friend of the new king of the changelings, and have all the female changelings admire you and fall in love with you.>Become the new ambassador of friendship, second-in-command of all Equestria, Twilight’s right-hand, essentially the new "Princess Luna", and have all the mares in Canterlot falling in love with you.>Become a muscular Giga Chad, even the mare you liked notices your transformation and can’t stop staring at your massive muscles.Man, I wish I were like Spike, he won the long game.
>>43681390I will kill myself if they bring a woman to Equestria.
>>43681581They already have somepony in mind.
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>>43681592That's it, I'm killing myself in the town square. I want Rarity to be my second.
>>43681581Why not just kill the woman?
>>43681823Because any Equestria that has a woman in it is no Equestria I want to live in.Also I'm a pacifist I think.
>>43681823>committing the sin of murder in Equestria acting like you can cover up the disappearance of the only other human woman to boot Someones not going to Equestria.
>>43681836>sinEquestria is not Christcuckquestria nor are you its gatekeeper.
>>43681846Yes it is actually.
>>43681853>candles and casket=Christianity LolLmao
>>43682825Look closer dumbass
>>43682835Ahh, black and white ribbon. Like any culture ever haven't used such items before.Do christcucks really?
I don't think ponies have any problems with interspecies relationships based on what we see in the show.
>>43681475The difference is Spike is well meaning, he backs off when appropriate, and most of his attempts to court Rarity are ultimately harmless. Anon is, well, Anon. >>(You) know what kind of wild ideas Anon is capable of having up his ass
>>43681575You forgot the part where he literally earns the right to supreme rulership of his people and gives it up to what is likely the hottest dragon chick (because it's better to serve in heaven than rule in hell) and she likes him for it.>>43682966Bacon literally dated a human and it's impossible to think that she'd have let him get away without putting out.
>>43681475Holy shit, Anon is a gigachad!?
>>436813901/2>be you>be anon>be day intervention in Equestria>be sitting at a dining table with fine cutlery and a single bowl of bananas on it>table is set for two>look to the left>see Twilight Aspergles standing behind you, just staring at you with nervous anticipation and her trademarked “don’t send me to magic kindergarten smile”>watch as a single hair pops out of place in her mane>she is still smiling>god that’s fucking creepy>look back to what you are sitting in front of>across the dining table from you is what looks like a chimpanzee in one of Rarity’s gaudy dresses>”What flavor of madness is it going to be today, Spergles?”>watch as the chimpanzee throws her plate across the room>the smashing of the plate behind you causes the chimp to screech and hoot in delight>the Princess of Autism begins speaking, but you wisely choose to keep your eye on the chimp>”It’s come to our attention that you may have… unnatural feelings for the equines.”>you duck under the table as a fork gets thrown toward your face>you knew you were right to keep your eye on the chimp>you pop your head back up >”Unnatural? You calling me gay? I don’t like stallions.”>hear Twiggy neigh and stamp her hooves on the floor>watch as Lady Chimpany, that’s the name your brain is giving this chimp, grabs a banana from the bowl>”Anon! I’m being serious. You unnatural attraction to- oof!”>sounds like Chimpany got a direct hit>if she were a mare, you’d give her an approving nod
>>436830502/2>”If this is about Sweetie Belle, it’s not what it looks like.”>chance a quick glance towards the princess>twilight.exe has stopped responding>her grin is gone, her brain malfunctioning as it processes my words, and her mane absolutely plastered with banana goo>god what you wouldn’t do to get your own banana goo all through her mane>not now penis, anon needs to watch Chimpany>shift eyes back to Chimpany just in time to dodge a rogue banana peel to the face>looks like she ate the banana judging from the smashed banana mush on her… muzzle? Face? Whatever.>”Whats that about Sweetie-“>”She’s adorable and needs protected, k, thnx letsmoveon.”>Twilight clops her way over to your side and gives and glares piercingly at you>”We’ll talk about that later. We’re here because Celestia told me that you seem attracted to mares.”>fuck yeah you are>quiet penis, brain needs to process why being attracted to mares has us at a table with a chimp>fuck, I can’t figure it out either>realize you are going to have to do everything today>”And what does that have to do with me-“>dodge the whole bowl of remaining bananas being thrown your way>that shit’s bananas, b-a-n-a-n-a-s>fuck you too brain>”-sitting at this table with a chimp in a dress?”>Twilight clops her front hooves together sheepishly>ponyishly>I swear to human God I will lobotomize you if you don’t shut up, brain>”Well… Celestia thought we should introduce you to a female of your own kind to fix your unnatural attraction.”>anon.exe has stopped responding>you glance over the table>Chimpany has run out of throwable objects>shift your glance over to Twilight>channel your non-existent Chinese ancestors to help you squint at this autist with maximum squint>”I am not a monkey.”>”Yes, but-“>raise one of your God-given fingers to her racist muzzle>”No. Shh. I am not a monkey and the bananas were offensive.”>realize the screeching has stopped>look back to Chimpany>she’s crossed her arms and is glaring at Twilight>you could be friends with this chimp>if only she were a mare>”Look, anon. Celestia wouldn’t let me pull a human from the mirror realm, but she was adamant that we fix you.”>”There’s nothing wrong with me liking mares! Celestia is just…”>brain.exe has finally responded>your eyes widen>this is Celestia’s doing>why didn’t you think of that sooner, brain?>fuck you, all of our blood was going to penis again>pinch your nose and sigh>turn to Twiggles>”This is because I said I’d rather fuck Luna over her, isn’t it?”
>>43681390>Princess Celestia, will you marry me?
>>43683058I like the twist at the end. Enjoyable green, good job.
>>43683058>This is because I said I’d rather fuck Luna over her, isn’t it?I like to imagine Celestia would pretend to be upset about this to troll Twilight.This whole thing is probably just her trolling again.
>>43683081>Celestia is trolling again>green starts with a bowl of bananasAnon would have preferred being sent to the moon. It’d be like going to Luna’s old bedroom.
>>43681390>HiE
>>43683159Why don't you wanna go to Equestria?
>>43683159HiE isn’t AiE. AiE is sacred.
>>43683159oh you're gonna hate g1
>>43683159based!
>>43681833>>43681836biiiiiiiiiiiitch
>>43682961Yes. Always.
>>43682982Spike is a true gentleman, and in the end, even Rarity cannot resist him.
>>43681475>I don’t think there’s any difference between Spike and Anon.Holy fuck. You didn't have to kill him like that.
>>43681390>nohoovesno thanks.
>>43683058>that endinghehCelestia was jealous confirmed
>>43683050>the Princess of Aut--Stopped reading there.
>>43681853>pipe cutie mark He was destined to smoke?
>>43683058garbage green.
>>43684647Do you know how awesome that'd be?
>>43683251Chadstruck
>>43683050>>43683058nice green, anon
>>43683160I want to, but not as a stinky human>>43683163only if it is an anonpony
>>43685056>I want to, but not as a stinky humanWell, anon, I hate to tell you but you'll always be a human. Even if you happen to be in the body of a pony you'll still be a human.
Why is every single flaggot a retard?
>>43685063>Even if you happen to be in the body of a pony you'll still be a human
>>43685063and even if this is true, there's no way ponies could tell
>>43685118It's true. Just ask yourself, will you talk like a pony? Will you act like a pony? Will you think or feel like a pony? Of course not, you'll talk, act, think and feel like a human.
>>43685124The ponies wouldn't be able to tell the difference
>>43685129Maybe, maybe not, but you'll know.
>>43685132>maybe notJust don't be a retard and it will be fine
>>43685056Based. Ponychads won.
flagchads are so smart and based.
