If you've ever waifufagged a mare, who was it and why? If you changed said wife after the initial decision, why? If you find waifufaggotry gay and or retracted from doing so, why?>inb4 why.I'm curious, that's WHY. Sue me.
>>43709643>changing waifus
>>43709643We're both autistic outcasts who hate talking to other people, we both love the night, we both love space, and I like the color blue.
>>43709643never ever changing waifus
>>43709643changing waifus like changing clothes.
>>43709649I change waifus like I change my underwear: once a week or whenever it starts to get stinky, whichever is first.
>>43709643I think waifufagginy is gay because 99% of waifufags are liars and posers. I get called a schizo for saying "you can't have a waifu and a 3dpd at the same time" and having both is perfectly fine. But I also get called a schizo for saying that "waifufags aren't faithful to their waifus".People just call themselves waifufags because they want to desperately fit in somewhere. None of this is real.
>>43709643>If you changed said wife after the initial decision
>>43709643Beautiful relatable moonhorse, just like this fag >>43709653 said.
>>43709643does anyone have that screencap of pinkie pie waifufags dropping their wafiu pretense when a woman went on /mlp/ and if I recall her nude with a pinkie plush and all of the waifufags were gushing over her? was a grim day for waifufags
>>43709643relevant videohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YtwPPsBKGQ
>>43709671the donkey of disapproval
It does feel like TRVE waifufags have become a bit of an endagered species on /mlp/ lately, replaced by Anons who just generally love all ponies. I blame mareposting.
>>43709723I both love mares (platonically) and love my wife (romantically)
>>43709643>If you've ever waifufagged a mare, who was it and why? This one. Still going strong more than a decade later. As to why, well simple, she's a shining beacon of optimism, laughter and all around positivity. Her natural tendency to bring you back up when you're down is something to behold. And yet beneath the cheery loveable pink pony is still somepony that forgets her own birthday and really wants to make desperately sure you have fun. She isn't just a silly little pony, she's also a wonderful baker, considerate and selfless beyond belief making her a very humane kind of pony that I'll always fall head over heels for and always will be honored to call my wife.>If you find waifufaggotry gay and or retracted from doing so, why?I somewhat agree with >>43709666 Satan's opinion with how a bunch of "waifufags" use the term wrong to mean "favorite character". Now don't get me wrong I have no business in what people do with their lives, nor do I have any interest in it. But I think they should say "my favorite pony" more than "my waifu" or "my wife" in those circumstances.
>>43709748tbf waifu's original meaning was closer to "favorite female character" before it took some kind of quasi-spiritual connotation later on
>>43709678Don't have the screencap but I do have the thread.>>38528077https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/38526662/#38528077
>>43709723I think I like most ponies, but I no longer think I'm equipped to love a specific pony, I just couldn't make it profound enough. I'm pleased to see anons who do waifu a pone, their posts are often inspiring to read. Take the ponkfag above, he warms my heart.Friendship would be enough.
>>43709808Ohhhh, there it is again. Weird how it started raining indoors.
>>43709649ThisI had favorite mares before mine debuted but I knew she was the one.
>>43709643>who was it and why?She's such a peculiar character. I feel as if our values align a lot, and it's a strange feeling. I'd love to just lose my mind and surrender to it entirely, but something tells me that marrying a cartoon horse that exists only in my head would be unwise and everyone would rightfully point out that I need to get my head screwed on. But at the same time, she's pretty much the sole reason why I've managed to drag myself out of the pit with relative ease.I joke about calling her my wife and stuff on the board because that's just how this place is, but if she tore out of a portal right now whilst wearing a wedding dress and beckoned me to cross over to the other side, I'd be pretty spooked. She's purple, so she makes me want to drink juice.
>>43709643I don't fully understand my love for her. I know it started with her voice. I couldn't stop thinking of her voice. And then her colors. Then her form. Then it was just her that I thought of all the time. I need to make her life easier, and fuller, and happy. I love her. I don't think there's much more to it.
>>43709643I waifu Fluttershy and love every little thing about her. I watched an episode one day, heard her cute voice and something just clicked. I got married to her and fantasize about raising our satyrs together. Trolls like to say she's with D*scord but that isn't canon and I can seperate fiction from reality so I know my feelings are mire real than headcanon. Way more people wanna fuck fluttershy than they wanna ship her anyway. I love her so much.>>43709678>>43709768You're just assuming they're pinkiefags because they posted pinkie images. They aren't pinkie waifufags, they're likely offboarder pinkie fans.
>>43710828Why do you reject the possibility of nonwaifufag ponkfags?
>>43709808>picI think I'd like a life like that...It's refreshing to see genuine discussion and not fighting with some psycho all day.
>>43710835because those are just called pinkie fans. you only call them ponkfags if they love her.
>>43709643>Kneeling in front of lifesize waifu>Music playing>Looks into her eyes just as the crescendo of the song plays>"Take me home where I belong, I got no other place to go">Literally moved to tears of happiness.>Hug herYou can't comprehend my autism level.
