>"All alone on a Friday night? Golly, you're pathetic."
I was getting pretty lonely, thanks for coming over Cozy. You're a really good friend.
>>43710081You're late you little shit
At least I'm not being used by Twilight as her personal sextoy. Make sure she cleans you out between sessions to keep you fresh.
>>43710100I don't think Twilight has a statue fetish.
>>43710081I have Derpy over tonight.
>>43710106Aw that's nice! Did you make her muffins?
>>43710081Golly, Golly, Golly...Did you really ever think that I was going to be alone?FOOL!I am NEVER alone!This fine evening, I have four liters of the finest selection of beer available! And tomorrow, I will supplement it with a choice of whisky and MORE BEER!I AM NEVER ALONE!
>>43710100Speak for yourself, man, I love my wife.
>>43710119Holy shit she's so talented.
>>43710081Shut the fuck up Golly, I'm trying to go camping and enjoy a little premarital sex while avoiding my responsibilities as a counselor
>>43710183>trying to go camping and enjoy a little premarital sex while avoiding my responsibilities as a counselorAnon... you're not fucking kids, are you?
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>>43710186If he was then that would count as counseling so I think he's probably just spending time with the wildlife
>>43710081>"All alone on a Fr-"
>>43710183Anon no!
>>43710081Well, I won’t be next week Cozy! I’ll be bringing you to get your ass signed by Lauren Faust! ;)
>>43710081I'm getting sick of you you fucking brat
>>43710081>"All pathetic on a golly night? Alone you're Friday."