>mister anon we heard from linky that you fed her carrots and, and we would like some carrots, so i was wondering if you have any more carrots for us too please
>>43710648>Ponies are the size of chipmunksGod damnit how am I supposed to go to the market without accidentally squishing a foal
>>43710655Convince the ponies that you're in charge because you're the biggest and have them deliver your groceries to your door. But their food's all gonna be hamster-sized-pony-sized, so you'll also have to have them toss their offerings into your open mouth
>>43710648I love my wife and her unicorn friend.
>>43710675That's gonna be a lot of food, Anon. Maybe you can pay for it by helping the ponies with construction projects, like "hauling" boulders from the quarry or digging out foundations with your fingers.
>>43710648>*handfeeds them little carrot shreds one piece at a time*
>>43710655Or maybe you're hiding in a tree and looking down at the ponies who found you.
