Prev: >>130391019ANNOUNCEMENTS:>1) Don't worry, it's just fiction.>2) We just talk about pop music and flirt with each other.>3) We don't hate pop stars. We just hate the posters.>4) All Swifties are Tayzos, and Tayzos are Tayzos.>5) I love her!>6) We engage in a moderate amount of tomfoolery.>7) Everyone is gay on /wpop/, even the straights.>8) /wpop/ has found no link between itself and making shit threads.>9) We're all retarded.>10) Livvy won.
Liv sells Liv smells by the sea shore
ratrigo flopped and stole her song. shes getting roasted on xitter
Olivia is an aryan queen who would have appeared in Nazi propaganda videos
my beloved chappy
>>130397687Many are saying this
>why did you call my feet ugly anon?
Are you all Euro /wpoop/'ers?? Im drunk and ready to pass out in Olivia's America>>130397729Dua is beyond beautiful and her feet should be kissed at all times
welcome, welcome to /wpop/ 17
>Not duasleepa.png
Did somebody say feet?
>>130397739yeah im a yuro so i speak for all yuropeans when i say that we do not rate ratrigo.
>>130397752/wpop/ is inherently American. Suck our mutilated cut cocks and ridiculously large sized cheeseburgers. Olivia is all American, MOTHERFUCKER
Olivia won
>>130397787tell her to stop the barcelona larp shes not even spanish
Livvy should cover the entire album Joe's Garage by Frank Zappa
>>130397814she's a Sheik Yerbouti girlie
>>130397808Filipinos are Spanish Jungle Asians. Liv has a rock sharpened machete and a crude pipe slam shotgun with 00 buck shells
>>130397796The streets are saying this and they're listening to addy
real talk, what do you think of maggie rogers?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbSJMB_X2DI
do you frens think that getting topped will make me get over my ex bf?
>>130397671is it common knowledge that Vampire reused the chords from The Air That I Breathe, and also Creep
eyyyy m8, do you have a loiscence for that chord progression?
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/tyOQvXxRSxA
>>130398014all of her music is stolen lol
Based stealivia
>>130397904i get annoyed everytime i see her
>>130398159Why though?
olivia rodrigo is basically a record company ploy to direct young'uns with le wrong generation itch toward back catalogs, which is commendable in a way
>livvyhaters are unironically doing the "chord progression is theft" schtickSad, embarrassing for all involved. Xitterfags are never going to recover from this
livvyhaters doing god's work
livchads will win so much they may even get tired of winning
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BeKJbkpBVUo
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Rbqg8hXYbBI
>>130398192her manjaw
>>130398392Meh. That's no manjaw. This is a manjaw. Her jaw can be seen from behind.
Olivia Isabel Rodrigo
bleh
>>130398141
>>130398614chappy!!!
>>130398665I love her!
we love chappy here
>>130398839Literally just 2 poltards who keep inciting hate at her
>>130398897>poltardsnot people anyway
get on my horse, I'll take 'round the universe and all the other places too
>>130398897Still don't like her but I've grown almost indifferent. Her music isn't for me and her fans even less so, but you do you.
>>130398993>ninevehmeme 4chan user
That coconut water song has atrocious vibes
>maggie rogersnot music
Tay looking gaunt
>>130399245Queen looking thin before her wedding
livvyseethers are so funny because she just can't stop winning
https://youtu.be/mLvVbazi0B4?si=PXWFyvCzeD9kv9wV>>>/b/949497672
Clairo fucking teaaaaaasing me with her thick eyebrows
clairo IS sexual
best taytay song to feel really slutty to?
>>130399933>micatalented.>>130399993>underscoresbrilliant.
april is cute! CUTE!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BsjqnYbsDO4This was kinda like the Disco Duck of hyperpop. I remember the genre's popularity immediately plateaued after this
is ollie washed? 1 month in and drop dead was a flop and they are astroturfing her with influencers now, if the cure can't even break 7 digits during the weekend launch with zero competition with all the money spent on this promotion....
>>130400036>aprilgorgeous.
>>130397796Chilindrina Rodrigo
>they are astroturfing herCope has already started I see
>>130400080she's in a tough spot. too edgy for tweens but also way too kidzbop for everyone elseand at least drop dead was catchy. nothing about the cure is giving pre-release single
>>>/pw/20521088
livvy saved music
>>130397729I didn't say ugly, i said disappointing.
>>130397796Yeah, won my heart.
>>130397814I bet she's more of a Flo & Eddy era Mothers girl.
>>130400295lollmao
>>130400458she's hanging out with lospollos?
>>130400080Wow I love talking about music like a sports statistician
Chatgpt is tapped in
bro that's wild
I'm asking the livvyseethers again: When (not if) the album breaks record numbers and gets 10's across the board, what's the cope gonna be? Astroturfing? Bots? Paid shills?
>>130400512not that much
>When (not if) the album breaks record numbers
>>130400540>If I had to pick between the two, Iβd lean slightly toward βSchtickposterβ as the originator and βSchtick Banditβ as someone who amplified, remixed, or hijacked the bit later.>The names themselves kind of imply that dynamic:>* βSchtickposterβ sounds like the person intentionally generating the gimmick.>* βSchtick Banditβ sounds like someone who steals/adapts existing bits.misinformation machine
>>130400555you seem obsessed with numbers, gimme your prediction anon
>>130400565
>>130400080You sure you don't want to bump up those numbers a bit, anon?
other posters specifically reply to Niniveh/Nino for flirtation or teasing
>>130400599>Schtick Bandit confirmed more famous than Schtickposter X-)
>>130400599Great now Peter Thiel is on my ass :')
>OH NO NO NO NO
likes tweet
Charli
SS26 is in my head
Mica likes to PARRR-TAYYYY
mica with a bunch of balloons
Slurping Lights' toes like I spilled my drink on the table.
>>130400080The teenage girl market she is pandering to is not gonna drop Tay anytime soon, which is why her music doesn't really make any mainstream impact. It's still contained within a bubble of pop fans, but she's not gonna have a generational hit like Birds of a Feather, that transcends pop and goes truly mainstream, until she leaves Tay's shadow. However, in 5 years Tay will be a hag and teen girls will inevitably drop her, needing someone to fill the void. That's where Olivia might reach her peak, as long as she doesn't fuck it up or someone steals her thunder.
>but she's not gonna have a generational hit like Birds of a Feather, that transcends pop and goes truly mainstreamalready happened under any possible metric with drivers licence (her debut single lmao)now go ahead and move the goalposts
>>130400707>micastunning.
birds of a feather is all payola
>>130400754>Lights' toes
>>130400812Driver's license had nowhere near the impact of birds of a feather and has been completely forgotten. If you can't see that, you're truly delusional. It's not even Espresso level.
Espresso
>>130400890>If you can't see that, you're truly delusional.idk what to tell you man I was there during the covid days and the song was inescapable, which you would know if you were an actual pop fan and not just a larper I'm using LLM's for convenience but if you have any actual proof outside of made-up anecdotal evidence I'm all ears
>>130400852I swear (inb4 "this isn't me") that was unintentional lmao.
https://youtu.be/ABhDiXbUaBE?si=Aq0UxRflsH6iOISF>>>/b/949501253
Toolyworx
>>130400956I'm a pop fan, but also a fan of other genres. Birds of a Feather transcended pop, even people who don't know a single pop song know it. The same can't be said for Driver's License.
>>130397671Oh...oooooh. Good Lord...All I can say is...oof.
*le Maggie merchant*
>I'm ready to settle down
>Birds of a Feather transcended pop, even people who don't know a single pop song know it. The same can't be said for Driver's License.You can just say shit on the internet but that doesn't make it true
>>130401010>The same can't be said for Driver's License.source?
>>130401037Not an argument
Margaret is a good luck charm for the Knickerbockers
>>130401037You know it's true though. Ask a random person on the street about birds of a feather, they'll know it, no matter who they are. It's part of the cultural zeitgeist at this point. Ask them about Driver's License, it's a 50/50 chance at best they've heard of it.
>drivers licence transcended pop, even people who don't know a single pop song know it. The same can't be said for birds of a feather this internet shit easy
>>130401082people actually believe twitter is real life sometimes
The future of music isβ¦
Bina.
this debate sucks, cease it now
>even grok calls it copelmao
Maggie and Los linked up?!
>>130401111Ok, since you're so obsessed with stats. Birds of a Feather is a 5x plat song in a year. Driver's license is 6x plat despite being out for over 5 years. Birds of a feather is about to reach 4 billion streams not even 2 years in. Driver's license is barely scratching 3 billion after 5 years. Billie Eileish reached a peak of 108 million spotify listeners after Birds of a Feather dropped, and has maintained close around 90 million at her lowest. Olivia peaked at 64 million Spotify listeners after Driver's license. Didn't have to use AI for any of these because I can think critically.
I miss when wpop was about objectifying women
>>130400485
Billie Eileish
Only tayble stiff fans care about stats, just like Zara Larsson said.
beans, mayo, and curry
>>130401223you can tell choli doesn't wanna be there lol
>talking about cultural impact and footprint >starts sperging out about chartsnigga moving like a swiftie
mayo
>>130401223hover lips
>>130401182we respect women here
>>130401258She wouldn't hover with me
kpop told me to post here is that appropriate?
magdeleena bey
>>130401315
how many streams does mica havedoes it correlate with her monthly listeners??
>>130401077Maybe. Maybe not.
Yo Nineveh don't even think about coming to brooklyn or you will become an urban legend
>>130399806Look what you made me do. Wanna party with me anon?
>>130401645omg yes, this song playing as we have fun with swifties..https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tmd-ClpJxA&list=RDdfnCAmr569k&index=5
Has any pop artist ever fallen off harder than Olivia Rodrigo?
>>130401708Yeah Tay tay.
>>130401787This, but she was never good in the first place
>some lucky guy wakes up with this in his bed
>>130401869Eh so many guys have passed through their it just confirms the pussy is bad to mid.
Reminder that William "Billie Eilish" Ellison is a 39 year old man who concocted a false backstory and identity with his co-conspirator Finneas.
dua lipa in idgaf is pure sexxxxxxxx
Spring summer26When the world is on a numbawhen the world is onSOSSSSS
>>130401131If only.
tfw its 2026 and olivia rodrigo, yung lean and maggie rogers got caught making stomp clap hey
>BeadeBobady please cum in my tummy anon
>>130402069Maggie isn't Stomp Clap Hey, retard.
>>130402069so now we're listening to rock music
>>130402165Indeed, we are. According to you people, this ain't Rock but RYM disagrees:https://rateyourmusic.com/release/album/maggie-rogers/surrender/https://youtu.be/SylF32J2g8khttps://youtu.be/WdrNXRdkuG4https://youtu.be/0Da6AvsegGshttps://youtu.be/gigJjgPThYAhttps://youtu.be/rhqYKHpiZ3Ehttps://youtu.be/gWjr_r5vJzA
>>130402240It's not rock just fuckin ass.
>>130402240i don't care about her awfully bland music and whichever genre it may be, go back to rym
Sex with Charli
>>130402165and charli got caught making buttrock
Both Charlie and Livvy are hapas. Tay tay hates them.Ergo Tay tay hates asian people.
Tay tay
>>130402541She loves pure breeds not mutts
>>130402560Ninobros.....
>>130397671Her coochie taste like watermelon jolly ranchers
>>130402672That's what 4loko tastes like
pop was better when everything had an edm drop but youre not ready for that conversation
>>1304026854loko must be her pussy juice then
>>130402721>Getting liver failure from Livys pussy juice
Livy
>>130402718True, rock and modern pop are so lifeless and devoid of joy. I don't want to feel sad or angry when i listen to music.
i miss rina sawayama so much
>>130402779CAME HERE ON MY OWN PARTY ON MY PHONE
>>130402852came here on my own but i start to feel alone :/
>>130402779Never forget charli ditched her for her racist 1975 buddies
>>130402879yeah, that was scummy of her
He has such a big butt
>>130400677kylieposter! hi!
>>130397904>3) We don't hate pop stars. We just hate the posters.
>>130402906their sex tape would be incredible
>>130403001Imagine watching them in the cuck chair
its weird how electro slop like slayyyter gets astroturfed beyond belief but at the same time people still want to act like skrillex was bad
>>130403068latest skrillex album is better than worst girl in america
>>130403068He's sucked since after the Bangarang EP. And his best stuff wasn't his 140 bpm work either.
>>130402906gosh i wish i was taytay so i could get my cheeks clapped by that chad
Slayyter and Charli in Uffie nachos
>>130403139you dont like his new stuff?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zliasEkWx0M
Why does no one here listen to boy pop?
>>130403203I do, I listen to Josh Homme
>>130403194Haven't heard much since aforementioned EP that kept my interest really lol. I don't think I've heard anything of his since like, 2016-17?
>>130403203i like the lemon twigs
>>130403244i still like himhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GzAJrz9T4s
>>130403178
Livvys new song is alright. Itβs definitely better than the lead single. Which is kind of unfortunate because I was just getting over my infatuation for her and her nice feet.
>>130403429It's stolen.
damn she really pulled a schtickposter on that one
>>130402930
>fantano says new livvy song gives βElliot Smith vibesβ
>>130403568based fantano btfo'ing ratrigoshills
>>130403586He's wrong its actually closer to the foo fighters and smashing pumpkins.
>>130403586You're not gonna like this
based fantano btfo'ing the livvyseethers
>>130403733He needs to finger my ass with his dick
>>130403733Fucking kek can the Livvy haters get ONE win for the love of god
>>130403733he saw the rym rating and had to shill it. same with charli xcx where he saw it had low ratings so he shat on it. he has no original thoughts
>>130403840I thought he was based?
So shills it is >>130400526
>>130403858The /wpop/ poltard haters do not live in reality
>>130403883obviously they don't actually care and just want to shit up the thread but they couldn't have picked a worse target because they make asses of themselves every time
https://www.tiktok.com/@goddam.ghonzo/video/7642859033287740686
>>130401682I knew you would like it anon. Imagine getting plapped as you hear that chorus. Groaning and begging as you submit to me.
>>130403914look what you*clap clap*made me do*moans*
>>130403909
>>130402655Don't worry. I don't like Taylor Swift for other reasons.
>>130403934Yaey!!!!
>>130403929Thats right baby, hold it up high! Keep that back arched! You know what happens when you make daddy mad!! *hair pull*
>>130403973maybe i do wanna make daddy mad so he punishes me harder..
>>130402541Charli is half jeet, not hapa. Im tired of poos calling themselves asians.Asians are cute, albeit they smell kinda oniony but cute and graceful people. Indians are just repugnant people. They are not the same.
>>130403876Don't worry. The summer belongs to Olivia Rodrigo, and all her haters will be biting the curb.
Im tired of poos calling themselves asians.
>>130403983Ohh yeah you want me to tear that ass up huh? *PLAP**PLAP**PLAP**PLAP* Yeah you're cry now little faggot *PLAP**PLAP**PLAP**PLAP**PLAP*. Who's my little bitch slut? My little tender white boi piece huh?
My little tender white boi piece
>>130404051Quit mocking before i set my eyes on your ass anon. I bet you're a little screamer.
>>130404062
>>130403429Yeah. My infatuation with her cutie pie face, and her perfect hair, and her tight little hapa body, and her nice feet.I almost got out (not really)
>>130404005Everything including and east of Turkey is Asia, buddy. Turks, Central Asians, South Asians and East Asians are all Asian.
>>130404098Holy shit, forgot my Arab and Persian brethren. They're Asian, too.Big question is Georgians, Azeris and Armenians. Are they Asian?
>>130404098No wonder i keep getting poos dming me on my dating apps. Sonuvabitch so how do i write that im looking for slanty eyed east asians and SEAmonkeys without being weird?
the magfag never engages in off-topic garbage and his posts are always wpop related
My dad is persoid
>>130404131Try explaining your interest in certain cultures or cuisines. East Asians all have deep roots to their respective countries of origin. Try saying, "I have an appreciation for *insert country* culture and enjoy eating/partaking in *insert ethnic food or activity*." That could filter out lots of undesirables, but again, nothing is guaranteed.
>>130404037i accidentally made a mess im sorry daddy
>>130404141I have long since accepted this is a designated shitting thread and trying to earnestly discuss music with others is an exercise in futility. Ergo, I'll just post what comes to mind and see how others respond.
>>130404148My dad is mutedart.
>I have long since decided this is my personal dumping ground because nobody likes my waifu so i'll just post whatever garbage i want even when everyone tells me to fuck off
I listened to the Dua Lipa Live From Mexico and she really isn't a very good singer, is she?
Dua Lipa
>>130404202Lol who is your mom then?
>>130404395
>>130404166Olivia Rodrigo
No one calls indians or arabs "asian".
>>130404609Brits do. This is what confuses Americans so much.
Brits are retarded
>>130404609>>130404619Brits call INDIANS, Bangladeshis and Pakistanis AsianArabs are called Middle Eastern in UK.
>>130404167You love that big dingus dont you?Good boi..
https://youtu.be/S1stZOAIcW4?si=LvOgPgNTl7QfwJVz>>>/b/949515424
mfer unironically said "big dingus"
Nineveh you're looking very skinny and handsome tonight
big dingus
>>130405115>>130405394Quiet virgins!! Im talking to my boifriend!!
>>130405418Kill yourself
Quiet virgins!!
check me outuhayocheck ituh
i run these streets, uhflow hot like kylie's feet, uh
hapa boobies
>>130401015>>130401025>>130401036>>130401050Fucking shit ass resolution.
>>130405972an Irish face bred to resist centuries of alcoholic domestic abuse
>>130405994My freckled sun-kissed German/Irish darling.
>>130405944what's the over/under on her releasing them thangs before her career dies downor at least going fully sheer charli style
forza horizon 6 is game of the year
The Budman scored tonight
:D
>>130406140Good job, man! Also, have you seen these?>>130405972>>130405983>>130405999
lmfao
every day I'm shufflin
>no livvy gf to cuddle up and watch a movie with
>>130406176Kinda cringe but understandable since Maryland doesn't have a basketball team. Btw you guys should go see Obsession. It's very good, funny at times, more unnerving than scary. Molto bene
>>130406282In her song begged she talks about chilling and watching tv with her guy. So she's into it! Just not with us.. i dont even care if its in a sexual way i just want to have a pajama party where all the wpop girls are nice and flirty with me and at the end of the night we all sleep together in a matching pjs on a huge bed and im sandwiched between them all with kiss marks all over my face. <3
>>130405583this is a cool picture kylieman
>>130406350Are you from Italy?
>>130406350It's even more cringeworthy when you factor this into account:https://youtu.be/0snnv3v_rbo?t=155>So he calls me up fifteen minutes before the reservation. And says he's got Knicks tickets instead. I mean, I was at the restaurant! So I took the steaks to go, I had two martinis at the bar. And went to meet my friends down the street What a loser!>And by the way, the Knicks lostThat smug spoken word bridge provokes me in every way.
it's like if smug pepe sung a bridge
>>130406432Yeah, I hate it, and I say that as this general's only Maggie fan. Frustrating as hell and a painful reminder why Don't Forget Me was a weak album despite the title track and "The Kill" both promising more than either delivered.
>>130406442*promising more than the album deliveredExcuse me. Both tracks are lovely, but two tracks alone do not an album make.*sigh*It do be like that.
>>130406406Dua sheepa!
picture of chappy holding me
The fuckin uhhh Donut Cop
Gumball was the original Tom Bina if you think about it
Gumbina
Eating a bunch of sea food on a tropical island with Dua Lipa
not enjoying bina's downtime rn
Well, if it isnt the world famous Schtick Bandit stealing and fucking up a Dua Lipa schtick X-(
>>130406380No. The only cool Italians are in the east coast>>130406424Hahaha wtf. I was never into the Knicks, honestly just to be different because my dad is a super fan. But I feel validated now that Timmy T made it cringe. He's a good actor and he's based for what he said about ballet though
Timmy T
https://youtu.be/Z_MEi4JSQx8?t=12s
bina's downtime
bina
I only said based because of this btw
>>130406799You're like if Timothee Chalamet was a rapist
Stevie B?!
>>130406832
>>130406799Heβs so dreamy
>>130406839he's hot but this is a really unflattering picture I feel
Ss26
ss26 is significantly better than rock music but I'm still not sure if I'd say it's "good"did /wpop/ already have discourse on it and what was the consensus