>>130397671ANNOUNCEMENTS:>1) Don't worry, it's just fiction.>2) We just talk about pop music and flirt with each other.>3) We don't hate pop stars. We just hate the posters.>4) All Swifties are Tayzos, and Tayzos are Tayzos.>5) I love her!>6) We engage in a moderate amount of tomfoolery.>7) Everyone is gay on /wpop/, even the straights.>8) /wpop/ has found no link between itself and making shit threads.>9) We're all retarded.>10) Livvy won.
Tooly's Donuts
Drunk driving at 3am to buy smokes with a hundred dollar bill while blasting Dua Lipa's French Exit and the gas station is full of cops. I just headed on down the road like The Wiz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBPacEEgr3Y
>>130406832>10) Livvy won.That much is obvious. The haters can say what they want, but the summer belongs to her.
>>130406882AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>130406859
>>130406875Don't drink drive idiot
>>130406885The summer belongs to us :3
Shake it, Kayleigh!
>>130406882MY NAME IS LIVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVIT'S LIV!
There's a song for that:https://youtu.be/1f0H-yb2csA
>>130406897
>>130406923DERP! Meant for:>>130406901
>>130406927Kitty :)
>>130406923 when the race war starts and I have to take out Nino
>>130406932Kinda looks more like she got jizz in her eye.
>>130406959They're supposed to be tears of joy, but Grok does what it does.>>130406951I got another one for ya on the Absolute State of America:https://youtu.be/o7O2402fN2w
>>130406967>tears of joyThat's what I call a facial.>>1304069672chud4me unfortunately
>>130407031LMAOOn another note, I could go swimming in these irises.
*stares**drinks*"laahh"
>nurse livvy will never abuse me in the old folks' home by rubbing her sweaty feet all over my face while nobody is lookingjdimsa
>>130407043But would you give up forever to touch her?'cause you know that she can feel you somehowIs she the closest to Heaven that you'll ever be?
>>130406932>>130406959>>130406967>>130406901
>>130407118I'm a big gay for you
>>130407105Can't say I'm into The Goo-Goo Dolls. Speaking of which, she covered that song with the smirk who shall not be named.
>>130407139Nino do you think you might come around on the Pheeb if she drops a banger of an album this year?
>>130407208Yes I will
>>130407208Not likely. Everything about her grates on my very soul. She seems...evil.
>>130407221
>>130407236Stop impersonating ne
>>130407236If "the cure" had come out under her name, would you still be showering it with praise?
Nnmrrggghhh FUCK I wanna fuck a dog's asshole so fucking badly
EVERYONE CHILL OUT AND HAVE SOME ICED DUA JUICE X-(
>>130407270As a song, maybe. As an artist, the smirk who shall not be named will never receive praise from yours truly. Wicked woman.
>>130407294No
>>130407276lol he does say that
Bending my burrito with Olivia "Extra Salsa" Rodrigo
Nino would never hurt an animal. Fake news
SpringSummer2026
I thought Olivia would get never-ending pasta from Olive Garden
nineveh really letting his brown side shine with the iconic oriental duo of woman-hating and apotropaic superstition
Why didn’t choli incorporate reggae into her new project?
rastafooly
Olivia Ratrigo
How come there was no guitar during the chorus
Lmao this backhanded af comment
making music for the arts
Choli making short TikTok songs to impress pinktrade
>>130407493For the farts
Olivia Rodrigo
>>130407347?? I was just telling my life's story !
Obsession remake staring Olivia Rodrigo
>>130407548Dua Lipa petting pit bulls and smiling and get mauled and her throat ripped out and bleeding all over the concrete because of the dog of peace
Ngl I think it's cringe whenever anyone else talks about movies. My opinions are always better
Woah, Black Livvy, bam-ba-lamWoah, Black Livvy, bam-ba-lamBlack Livvy had a child, bam-ba-lamThe damn thing gone wild, bam-ba-lam
Some Kenyan Livvy
>>130407607STOP STEALING MY FUCKING TERRIBLY GRUESOME SCHTICKS X-((
Was the Olivia dress controversy actually a thing? My mom even brought it up to me lol she saw it on Facebook
>>130407690It will mark the final time Olivia Rodrigo appeared in the national consciousness.
did you guys rate ss26I asked in the old thread not noticing it was past bump limit :skull:
Every time I see a Charli XCX paid promo ad, I stop and consider if I want to masturbate to it
My Livvy amour, lovely as a summer dayMy Livvy amour, distant as the Milky WayMy LIVVY amour, pretty little one that I adoreYou're the only girl my heart beats forHow I wish that you were mine!!!
>>130408240Yes i rated it 1/5 on RYM
>>130408240it's alright but i think rock music was better
>And in the freefall, I will realize I'm better off>When I hit the bottle
"THE CURE" is giving 'generated with suno' vibes. Not a fan!
i love her like love song
non-drag chappy is the cutest wpop and there's no competition
>>130409079>>130409089look at the red tint she got on her cheeks at the end. literally the most georgeus princess.
I will destroy Serbia for Dua Lipa.
chappy's face card is insane it's true
:3
giving me goosebumps
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Mr1PY2jDDWs
>>130409105chopped chin
>>130409270strong chin you don't have?
wish i had a gay4tay gamer
>>130409239well there we have it
eyes like jewels
why does nino hate phoebe bridgers so much?
>>130410086it's because she looks smug or somethingjust ignoring how great of a songwriter she iscommon ninny L
>>130410100she's an industry plant who gamed the system. don't get confused. her songwriting is mediocre at best.
>>130410143she is an industry plant, that doesn't devalue her songwriting ability, I wish we could stop doing his
>ph*Ebe br*Dgers
>>130410143>>130410174she's not a plant. at worst she's a starfucker, if fat alkie ryan adams counts as oneand make no mistake, ninny hates fubu simply because she's a loudmouthed bitch
>>130410342her sadgirl shit is also an act. she's vicious and opportunistic.
>>130410386But my favorite industry plant girls are actually so sad and deep and wish they were poor because it looks fun
>>130410386yeah and kate bush wasn't a ghost from the wakefield moors. who gives a shit
>>130410422difference is: kate bush could craft a compelling myth. phoebe is just a vicious whore pretending to be sad.
>>130410465and you know this how exactly
>>130410466Who would the rest of the millennial Beatles be?
>>130410470To me she is the epitome of an industry plant, the embodiment of astroturfing. In case anybody doubts astroturfed industry plants exist, Phoebe Bridgers is more than enough proof they do. She benefited from industry connections to build a career based on being le milquetoast Elliott Smith for sad Starbucks girls and followed the Democrat playbook to a t. Not that she isn't capable of getting an abortion, but I strongly believe she only said that because of Roe v Wade at the time. As it was also par for the course, she tried to #metoo Marilyn Manson and Ryan Adams, two of the many industry men she used to propel her career. This was but not without consequences, as some of her actions started to backfire, most notably being sued for defamation by her former producer Chris Nelson. Even though she won, it wasn't without burning lots of goodwill. In return for being such a good loyal shitlib, she was massively shilled in absurd levels on the media, nonsense collabs with top-streamed artists like SZA, Taylor Swift, her "supergroup" of literally-whos was force-fed to all major music publications as a second-coming of Nirvana and she was showered with undeserved Grammys in 2024. Then, literally a week later after the event, there was ZERO buzz about her or her "supergroup." Nothing, completely forgotten. The facade fell off, revealing the total fabrication. It was not hard to grasp that an artist who barely had over 5 million Spotify listeners at the time was being artificially pushed by the machine.
>>130407435Indeed. Dogs and cats are wonderful creatures. #BlackLabsMatter#AllCatsAreBeautiful
i like Phoebe Bridgers just for making you guys seethe, I've never heard her music
>>130410735I tried getting into Lana Del Rey because she makes Kim Gordon seethe hard, but none of her tunes did anything for me. They aren't bad, but they don't stir anything in me. A shame because so many of my buddies love her.
laner
>>130410143>>130410210>>130410386>>130410465>>130410513It's 2026, grow up
i want to impregnate phoebe bridgers
>phoebe bridgersmusicwise: she's greatlookswise: she's hot
Phoebe Bridgers is probably the most cold and calculating careerist in music. She's Taylor Swift without the charm of seeming human.
>mfw my bottomless contempt for the smirk who shall not be named causes this much asshurt
for me, it's her perenially endearing smirk that screams MOTHER in all caps
>>130410887
>>130410928lol
>>130410928every time
>>130410819Fr everybody’s an industry plant these days, why cherry-pick
>>130411133Because the smirk who shall not be named is an obvious social climber and careerist whore of the lowest order.
>>130411233as long as capitalism is in place it'll be like this. no way around it if you want to make it in this world.
Bro is complaining about hot girls letting them fuck you so you can make money off them
All that social climbing for what? Even velvet-voiced darling Clairo has one solo song that cracked a billion. Given, it's not my favorite, but notoriety is notoriety.
Hmmm, very interesting, indeed.
>niniveh suddenly becomes a numbers obsessed swiftie over her
Dua Lipa eating falafel and smiling underneath a hijab and then getting beaten and crying
>>130411356Normally, I don't care for metrics, but since the previous Livvyseethers kept calling Livvy a flop, those have been at the forefront of my mind more than usual. Doesn't matter because the summer belongs to her.On another note...*sigh*There's no justice in this world.
https://youtu.be/l5S_rg67JUI
need bina to spit a verse on thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pVHO-pBCbs
Damn, there really is no justice in this world, is there?
Huh, only one of her solo songs cracked a billion. Still, my dear Buddy's beloved towers lightyears over mine. Respect!
>>130411394>>130411427Tom Bugs is so talented omg
>>130411238holy seethe
Unhealthy obsessed with boys
*da dun*
>>130411945where is this person wrong though?
I've been edging to random chappy pics all day. she doesn't even look hot in most of them, that's how bad i want her.
Olivia = marriageDua = sexoSabrina = fiery death
Taylor = I Lover
uuuhhh HM
so normal
>>130412191Sabrina bodies that freakish Choppell and brown Ratrigo
>>130412609you should body Sabrina by dying in fiery death instead of her
>>130412609lmfao
All three of you suck
>>130412673I don't suck anything, I'm not a faggot. ask these two>>130412609>>130412670
at least I won't be sent to fight for israels interests
chappell is the superior woman
>MFW these fags won't stop sucking my dick
Just took a shit in the father toilet
>>130411335My wife clairo
>>130412817CUTE.
https://youtu.be/dfimnJtt5N0It's on!
I had a dream that I visted my friends in the ghetto and we played a Japanese imported game console shaped like a big revolver gun and then we picked up women in a low rider and their house exploded from a gas leak and I met a mini Dua Lipa and huged her and held her hands and told her she was beautiful. I cant booze or drugs anymore.
>>130413164why is V-Juice looking at me like that
>>130413091hey kylieposter! what's the best kylie album and why it's impossible princess?
I had a dream where I cant wash my asshole clean in the shower. Like something is always stopping me from getting clean.
>>130413186Yeah! I was naked trying to wash myself in a stainless steel sink and then moved to a tall shower but there was someone's old clothes inside geting wet. I could really scrub my asshole clean. It was frustrating
american popstars are so ugly they got nothing on our european women
good night wpop
>>130413234night eurochappyposter
eurochappy
my chappy is of irish/scottish and german descent
>>130413186You really liked this dream enough to save it. Why??
>>130413296The truth is, I steal your schticks because I'm in love with youHearing about your dirty asshole turns me on so much and I masturbated to your dream so many times
>>130413400Oh wow Im flattered, wanna go out sometime? :-)
>>130413431Anytime bby <3
oh schtick, schtickposter and schtick bandit are falling in love
>>130413400There is no God, I quit!!! X-(
Korean pop stars > Latinx pop stars
Choli
>>130412997I need him
Another lonely night:(
>>130413673i'm here
>>130413628Why are you like this
tranny thread
>>130413690Do you like Ice fishing?
>>130413638why is skrillex so greasy
>>130413718That’s wpop for u
Is Tyla really the new Rihanna?
>>130413724i love ya
I need a 6'10 basketball playing Madison Hu Han Xu type girlfriend :-(
>>130413754RIhanna didn't talk to her at the Met Gala
Is tyla the new rihanna
Charli barf
the cure is really botted and pushed really hard by streaming companies
>>130414426idc, it's still a great song
Taylor's entire career was bought and pushed hard
>>130414582Drag her
>>130414593I like Addison A LOT
A LOT
>>130414593I LOVE HER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-idp2c1KG0It's up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
according to thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyTR6EYogpkbina is engaging in PAYOLA with spotifythoughts?
>>130414718I believe it because they play Espresso after every pop song
>>130414718She learned from Tayble
bina
Did you guys watch The Boys finale? I feel like they kinda ripped off this scene from Mandy https://youtu.be/rblrFPrcdd0
https://x.com/i/status/2058546593792667946
>>130414842The Boys is doo doo
the boolys
OiSchtick bandit stole me bloody schtick
>>130414842Hey Buddy. Any thoughts? >>130411456
>>130415043Not him but he appreciates you referencing the album Light Years very much
>>130415061That album is Kylie Minogue doing what she does best. Effortlessly erotic dance music that's fun and safe for all the girls and queens to vibe out to. "Spinning Around" and "Your Disco Needs You" are my choice tracks.
>>130414718Tay and Sabrina probably smell really good here
Tay and Sabrina
Tay would be nowhere without Daddy’s money
>>130415370A young black Taylor Swift would have been pregnant at that age
>>130415370She gets child mogged by Bizaardvark Livvy or even Madison Hu
child mogged
Imagine watching them have sex
>>130415419True
>>130415454Honestly, these celebrity marriages are all business relationships.
>>130415470He is definitely better for her brand than Matty Healy
>>130415481Seeing mainstream media treat their engagement as something newsworthy, especially between segments on actual events and geopolitical affairs, deepens my disgust. Not going to argue that it's good or bad for her brand as I'm sure it's great, but still, so many people keep losing sight of that all celebrity relationships are business arrangements. Could there be romance? Sure, but that isn't like what's going on. Tom Brady and Gisele Bündchen eventually went their separate ways. It's likely TayTay and Travis will within a couple decades.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LCsak7IBvw
>>130415595So true
What’s Nineveh’s favorite movie?
Triumph of the Will
>>130415700Comfort movies: Hot Fuzz, Falling Down, Beavis and Butt-Head Do the Universe, Detroit Rock City, Fear of a Black Hat, Team America, Addams Family ValuesHorror favorites: Pieces / Mil gritos tiene la noche, AlienAnime: Wicked CitySerious favorites: Mulholland Drive, There Will Be Blood, Ex Machina, 12 Angry Men, Death Wish
>>130415783Alright so this is you thenhttps://rateyourmusic.com/~asadvAlso definitive proof that you turn off the trip
who is the sophie thatcher of wpop
lmaooooo
kek
songs on loop at the gym that refuse to go away songs on loop at the gym that refuse to go away songs on loop at the gym that refuse to go away songs on loop at the gym that refuse to go away songs on loop at the gym that refuse to go away
Of all pop-songs, this is one I have a definite softspot for. Whenever I get rick-rolled, I quickly forget the annoying trivial nuances that bother me. It might be the cheesy vocals, it may be the saccharine lyrics. Whatever it is, this song definitely will make anyone's day.
>>130415809OH NO NO NO NO
>Maggiefag is 42KEK
>>130415454imagine being tay and raiding his bwc every night
>>130403931
>>130415894https://rym.fm/discussion/music/maggie-rogers-discussion-thread/No responses lel
>>130416052X-)
Olivia Rodrigo Cover Band named "Livvy Tits"
I love Liv and her tits
>>130416201Billie tits are great too. Im just not inspired by them
>>130407382Imagine driving her home after some in&out. The diabolical blend of animal style and chocolate milkshake bubbling up her little gut.>"this was fun anon! I love in and out!!">BRRRRAAPPPO!!!!> OHHH!! hehe ohh my!! *laughs nervously* Nothing like uhh in&ou->BBRRRRTAAAAPPPPPPPPPP!!!>"mm guess im not wearing that thong again....**awkward silence** **rolls down window**
**awkward silence** **rolls down window**
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UV6EuAqzYYk
nineveh the type of nigga to eat ts
Thinking about those beans with Olivia "BRRRRAAPPPO!!!!" Rodrigo
Im going to do a Jungle, Juke, Drum n Bass project called "Livvy Braps" next
Mica Stinky Eyes
Do the stankey leg
>>130415454Dem Sexy Tay Toes <3 Do you think he sucks her toes?
>>130416715and they'll still try to convince you sticc tay was better
>>130416761I don't know who they are but they might need glasses
Thicc Tay IRL same room fully nude circle jerk with homies when???
Why is every pop girl obsessed with Taylor it’s fucking annoying
>>130416818I'm obsessed with her and have been for almost 20 years so at least it's something we have in common
They’re mad she’s still pretty and breaking records at her age
>>130416818the vassals follow the examples of the metropole
>>130416818Just mentioning her is free press, it's literally that easy. If you're a good person and say something nice about her then suddenly you gain swiftie approval, if you say something bad about her swifties will find you saying nigger on twitter 7 years ago and repost it
>gets rym account exposed>leaves in embarrassment kwab
>>130416818Pop girls don't even mention tayshit anymore
lol
TayTay's on a vacation far awayCome around and talk it overSo many things that I want to sayYou know I like my girls a little bit olderI just wanna use your love tonight!I don't wanna lose your love tonight!!!
coolycore!https://rateyourmusic.com/collection/asadv/stag/racist/
https://x.com/i/status/2058716076297347223
>>130417296lmfao this nigga's not real
Standing at an impressive 21 tracks, Smashing Rainbows leads you to believe you'd be in for a massive journey of pure unadulterated homophobia. Sadly, only a handful of tracks approach anything that could reasonably be considered good.
I love swiftsissies, where is my little piglett from the last thread? Put on some little shorts baby. Daddy wants to make some bacon tonight!
>5 stars for some "angry aryans">half a star for abbey road, debut, post, homogenic and vespertine
>>130417403Every time I see you I wish death upon your disgusting ass
ANGRY Aryans!!!!
Jim Crow's vocals tastefully vary between strained shouts and gravelly barks full of conviction that seethe with racist malevolence. It is hard to put it into concrete terms, but the way he enunciates each lyric sends surges of voltage empowering its true believers and destroying everything in its path.
>>130417408Aw dont get all sweet on me anon, otherwise only thing dying will be your bussy.
For me it’s HilterAnus88’s brilliant debut album Kill All Blackpeepo
The band plays Post-Punk with a distinct minimal synth/synthpop influence, a sound which should've come to the forefront of the scene. A friend of mine festively speculated this might be what disco would've sounded like had the Axis won the War.lmao
>>130417407OH BROTHER
>>130417407This guy is apparently known.
>>130417296what's black gym bro gonna think of all this??
The Nino Dossier
There's only one TB musician with a damn and it's Tom BugsI hope my old reviews never show up on the wpop summer jam screen :)
>>130417503>festively speculated
>>130417526https://desuarchive.org/mu/thread/130152609/#q130172549LOL
>>130417509Wait…. is he….?
>>130417577
I didn't make the connection
>>130417577>pure unadulterated autism>does nothing but lurk /mu/ all day>hates the beatles oh yeah it's happening
good morning wpop. what's the tea?
>>130417629big juicy chappell ass
enchanting chappell smile
>>130417632>>130417638i went to the bathroom to do my morning routine and a spider, probably female, crawled from under my washing machine. what should i name her?
I cant tell if its dream or reality anymore. What a crazy week
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7nmB20qJv4>>>/b/949560386
>>130417654ungoliant
>>130417654biwwie
We dont even know reality from fantasy
>>130417655I was going through wild psychosis, its not a meme. Why would you repost that?
chappell's big blue sparkly eyes by the way
.
>>130406832Hopefully he’s never coming back
>>130417720
>>130417654peeps
