>>130417720ANNOUNCEMENTS:>1) Don't worry, it's just fiction.>2) We just talk about pop music and flirt with each other.>3) We don't hate pop stars. We just hate the posters.>4) All Swifties are Tayzos, and Tayzos are Tayzos.>5) I love her!>6) We engage in a moderate amount of tomfoolery.>7) Everyone is gay on /wpop/, even the straights.>8) /wpop/ has found no link between itself and making shit threads.>9) We're all retarded.>10) Livvy won.
what's /wpop/'s fav kpop album?
bina
choli
Charli's butt plug and dildo
>>130424608>>130424494He must have been. How many Pakistanis do you know who are into this shit?
>>130424678youre not funny
Kooly Marx
>>130424689youre somewhat funny>>130424692you arent
>>130424681Im more disturbing than funny
>>130424681>>130424691>>130424698maybe on planet retard
To be fair, you need a very high IQ to get wpop humor
Eating a bunch of sea food on a tropical island with Dua Lipa
>>130424726WHY THIS ONE, WHYYY?!?!? X-((
>>130424581If nino wrote this, whats the problem?
magfag has shooters?
Why do americans worship the rich and love being flexxed on?
>>130424761most amerilards are okay with being shafted as long as the people they see as beneath them get shafted even harder
>>130424608>>130424678>implying these high fashion wearing girls wouldn't love capitalism
>>130424761Ask the maga crowd
so is nino now our pet retard?
>>130424736The seething over her boyfriend is funny
>>130424798How is it seething?
Rock Against Wpop
>>130424743nah he just dropped the tripcode
>>130424807those are going to be livvy and cholis new albums
livvy and choli
livvy with a stick
>>130424837God, livvy is so much cuter than choli
They're both cute!
>>130424862caroline!!!!!
CRAZY Bina!!!
>>130424862Caroline is weird hot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5Ne3YcZCVIlove the way she comes on this track
I cant see anything under Ava Max's shirt X-(((((((((((
>>130424823olivia rodriguez? Fine, gonna cry about her ex but the music is decent Charlie doe? even the trannies on RYM hate that shit
>>130424923talentless hag
>>130424941FUCKING STOP IT X-[
>>130424936the singles sound fine and can see them being a part of a great album the only concern is track length rn
X-D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmfArL1CbOM
>>130424964they do not sound fine at all, lazy shit with nothing going on. her worst songs yet
>>130424990idiot
>>130424990filtered
>>130424964Bad singles dont go from 2.5/5 to 3.5/5 because of an album
>>130424990i disagree
Keep coping. The summer belongs to Olivia Rodrigo.
>>130425036this. flopli flopped. rodriguez won
New ari this friday!SHES COMING!!!!
>>130425044>rym ratings
>>130425044RYM ratings don't determine album sales. If they did, The Cure would be outselling AC/DC and Ed Sheeran never would've produced anything more than one album. What does matter is if she gets asses in the arena, and from all accounts, her tour sold out. She's going to do very well.
shut up, nazi
>>130425073the cure: 19 million streams in 3 daysSS26: 3 million streams in 3 daysfact: flopli flopped
I think Ill go see Paz Lenchantin on tour
>>130425085No argument here. The summer belongs to Olivia Rodrigo, and her haters are going to have to live with that.
>>130425073Do you have a .txt file with all your stock responses or do you just type them out off top? Both are funny for different reasons
>>130425090not wpop
>>130425085this ain't kpop + you're bragging about bottled streams this is embarassing
>>130425097LOL
>>130424952but enough about your mom
>>130425101She's singing Argentinian love songs on a solo gig
>>130425085lmfao changed your tune real quick
fact: flopli flopped
>>130425097I've made the same point several times over and felt it worth reiterating. I'm away from my computer so I'm going from memory. To answer your question, no, I don't keep all my responses in a neat little file to open, copy and paste on command. Be funny if I did, though.
Wow I love talking about music like I'm Stephen A Smith
Choli is flopping? Say it ain't so. She's always been such a sales juggernaut :( how will her career survive this
Holy shit, I've been making the same point for almost a decade:https://desuarchive.org/mu/thread/74974635/#74979532
>A decade of unbridled autism
>>130425179Why are you a Nazi tho?
>>130425126how? the nazi said rym ratings dont count only attention matters, and flopli isnt getting that either>>130425114livvyseethers are embarrassing
>>130425129The fact that you communicate in stock, prewritten sentences and you've been doing so for years is pretty funny too
>>130425220I'm no bot, if that's what you're suggesting. Be funny if I were, though.
who wins the sperg offdanzposter or nineveh
>>130425129>>130425138>>130425166>>130425179>>130425185>>130425196>>130425205>>130425220>>130425234>>130425241youre not funny
>>130425264Be funny if I was, though.
>>130425234>I'm no botClose enough
>>130425269underscores lookin good
>>130425271kek
>>130424923>>130424941Was there anything to see here??
should i pay 10 dollars for lawn tickets for hillary duff just to watch la roux open and then leave
>>130424761Why do Europoors rely on American economic output and military might to sustain and protect their cushy welfare-state lifestyles
where kylieposter at?
>>130425391https://youtube.com/shorts/qUPIHMNA7gI
>>130425375migacope
>>130425166She's probably not so careless about her money. She can recover from a misstep.
>>130425417why are you watching youtube shorts bro
>>130425417ts too advanced for yt shorts
>>130425365yeah sure go ahead
>>130425264
Dua booty
>>130425443That's a good deal of wpop between those and Instagram links.
>>130425561until the resident snitch reports shit
>>130425561i ain't asked your bitchass
>>130425569Is he gonna apply for a janny position?
my top 5 pop albums no orderray of lightsweetenerlight yearsthe fame monstersomething beautiful
If any of you freaks become a janny istg
light years
>>130425582are you gonna apply for employment any time soon?
>>130425612imma post my old list againMagdalena Bay - Imaginal DiskNadia Oh - Hot Like WowGrimes - VisionsCarly Rae Jepsen - E•MO•TIONSky Ferreira - Night Time, My TimeCharli XCX - how i'm feeling nowOklou - choke enoughMadonna - Confessions on a DancefloorKylie Minogue - FeverCaroline Polachek - PangSolange - When I Get HomeLorde - MelodramaAlexandra Savior - Belladonna of SadnessChappell Roan - The Rise and Fall of a Midwest PrincessAnnie - Anniemal
The Rise and Fall of a Midwest Princess
Im going to the liquor store and I smell like cum
Oh hey, that's the album from the big butt lady
>>130425634pick 5 cause you don't like all these nearly the same
Dua squatting
>>130425629As soon as you do.
Charli XCX - Pop 2Kate Bush - The Sensual WorldCarly Rae Jepsen - EmotionMagdalena Bay - Imaginal DiskOlivia Rodrigo - GUTSLana del Rey - Did you know that there's a tunnel under Ocean Blvd Dua Lipa - Future NostalgiaBillie Eilish - Hit me hard and soft Lorde - MelodramaAddison Rae - Addison
>>130425657i really can't, matter of fact i'm gonna add 5 more to the list
>>130425634this only covers the last 3 decades btw
>>130425689>no uunc i'm typing this from the office and i'm 29, you're 42 and living with your mom, either posting from your home or the gym, how long can you keep going like that?
>>130425697pop 2 is a mixtape bby
>>130425723>office drone trying to flexlmao
>>130425682Dua waiting impatiently for her cigs from the liquor store
How much do they pay bots to glaze uninspired slop on RYM?
>>130425733just say you're filtered and move on
>>130425729>YEAH MAN IM NOT A PART OF YOUR SYSTEM, IVE ESCAPED THE MATRIXkys
>>130425727HIFN then
>>130425773yes!
>>130425729you can't be serious
>office drone trying to flex lmao
i wish i could glaze livvy
Deflowering my baby, I eat my baby mateI must be crazy... see i'm swazyDigging a hole in your neighborhoodYou're crazy but you're lazy... must be lazyKarmacoma... Jamaica and Roma
>>130425727doesn't matterdoesn't matter
>>130425762>>130425795I am. Your supposedly gainful employment means less than nothing to me. Good for you, buddy. Doesn't mean your opinion holds any weight in my world. Pic related: your eventual fate.
my ex wants to see me only when he's hornywhy are men like this?
>>130425907block him
>>130425903>42>unemployed>spends all your time gooning to popstars and listening to nazi musicWhy should I care what you have to say?
>>130425129>no, I don't keep all my responses in a neat little file to open, copy and paste on command.But you actually do. You aren’t fooling anybody lmao
>>130425945Why should I care what you have to say?
My ex got angry and indignant at me because I didn't want to watch sex tapes of the person she replaced me with :)
>>130425958Why should I care what you have to say?
>>130425959what the fuck, you deserve so much better
>>130425964We can keep asking the same question and playing "I know who I am but who are you" ad nauseum.
>>130425977or you can shut your nazi ass up
>>130425977Then stop replying to me
>>130425903>Doesn't mean your opinion holds any weight in my world.yeah any more weight and you'll put a hole through your mom’s floor
>>130425733But enough about PinkPantheress, Slayyyter, and Magdalena Bay
>>130425921but he's also my best friend..im very lonely and needy
>blonde like hitler>tall like goebbels>slim like goeringDER UBERMENSCHEN
>>130425992ARYAN BEAST
>>130425990should've never dated your best friend honey
PinkPantheress, Slayyyter, and Magdalena Bay
>>130425984
>>130425968Don't worry, found a wonderful person after years of waiting ^_^
Get 'em, Nino
>>130426025Put your trip back on
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/18hhp5jtfOo
>>130426014genuinely glad to hear that babe, always know your worth <3
>>130426025You’re brown
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/rJAsCRk5rdI
>>130426037he gave Faces a 6???
>>130426069This is just sad
Nineveh Situation is Crazy
I put my hand up on your LivWhen I Liv, you Liv, we Liv!
whenever i get sad that i'm in my mid-20's and not quite where i want to be in life i think of nineveh and realize i could be doing so much worse, thank you from the bottom of my heart
>>130426101Like we joke but it’s just sad. Now I’m sad. I’m gonna go get some pizza
Currently Listening To Detroit Techno Artist Tom Bugs
Eating a bunch of sea food on a tropical island with Olivia "Bubba Shrimp" Rodrigo
Joining the UÇK and removing serbs from Kosovo for Dua Lipa.
>>130426126nice
>>130426118I know I’ll never end up like him but it makes me sad that he’s someone’s kid. Imagine raising someone for 18 years and he turns out like this. Then again maybe the problem is that he wasn’t raised
us bureaucracy did the queen of parallel parking super
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/F2n8hSGhH6E
>>130426134>Imagine raising someone for 18 years42
>older than lebron>older than lowtiergodEYICKADEEEEE
42 years old is killing me bro
>>130426155and he was casually lying about him being 38 for some reason too
For me its Olivia Rodrigo
>>130426118>>130426134noob let nineveh spike his cortisol levels I dont like him either but you just ignore him
>>130426172same
>>130426176he wants the attention let him have it
>>130426192Tom Bina is the last thing you see before getting slimed out in Michigan
>>130426172me too!
>>130426204looks like thats Bugs Bina and she looks like shes got massive jugs
HER NAME IS TOM BUGS AND SHE'S FUCKING TERRIBLE X-((((((
>>130426221i can't tell them apart anymore someone should make an infographical chart of all the bina variants
>TOM BUGS
>>130426248Olivia Rodrigo
i am poor with english but i see my grandmom asshole once in bath and hate asshole of all woman forever it frighten me like i dont know word but octapos or something from deep sea
Tom Tom Tom Sahur
>>130426258Try livvys butthole exposure therapy
Tom Bugs posters are the craziest peoples
Schtickposter vs Schtick Bandit. Epic Rap Battles of History
>>130424608I need a cute crossdressing sissy boi that loves bina ASAP. Im so lonely..
>>130426276
https://www.tiktok.com/@andyeatstoomuch/video/7642830362887949582
>>130426290Schtickposter would charge exorbitant prices for his appearance while Schtick Bandit would perform for free
>>130426291stop objectifying people it's disgusting
He does it for free
>>130426125Wtf, if this is real some tsa employee is fucking around too much.
>>130426308I ONCE WALKED BUSTA RHYMES ON STAGE IN 2025, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?!? X-((((((
>>130426329No you didn't fool
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kK68FaAEGDk
>>130426329speaking of busta rhymes lolhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLjINrlHVLk
>>130426334You'd be surprised WOO HA GOTCHU ALL IN CHECK
>>130426281I bet Olivia's butthole is actually that brown, makes my mouth water.
>>130426348*presses my ass in your face and farts loudly*
i believe schtickposter is actually a nice guy but he's traumatized
>>130426312Im seeing them as they want to be seen anon. Im doing these bois a service.a real man's love and affection will help them blossom into the beautiful flowers that they are.
>>130426349Imagine she bleached it but just off to the side she had a cute little mole. Makes her little cookie look like its chocolate chip.
MY EX GIRLFRIEND HAD BIRTHMARK IN BETWEEN HER ASS CHEEKS AND I ALWAYS THOUGHT IT WAS A PIECE OF SHIT DURING SEX AND I NEVER SAID ANYTHING X-[
Now if I fuck this Livvy And she just bleached her assholeAnd I get bleach on my t-shirtImma feel like an asshole
Now if I fuck this LivvyAnd she just bleached her assholeAnd I get bleach on my t-shirtImma feel like an asshole
ew
>>130426118>competing with ninoyoure even more pathetic lmao
if young tooly dont trust you imma shoot you
young tooly
beautiful morninghear the sound of my moaning babe
You know what wpop is gay and restlesswhere tasteless ooly's might steal your schticknessand next these fooly's might grip your dickprintsomebody tell these faggots who tom and bugs is
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/eEpdN965rFg
Tom and Bugs are working together now???
who's wpop's favorite rapper
>>130426519yuh
>>130426426he's not gonna fuck you lil bro
>>130426368Im going to cum for this Sabrina
>>130426368 Im going to cum for this Sabrina
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Sd9GeRf_s0wpathetic little gay guy
>>130426534Yeah he doesn't know how
>>130426556yuh yuhgimme the LOOT Ariana!
>>130426546Stop copying me you peanut butter and smelly ASSHOLE X-(
peanut butter and smelly
>>130426588YAAAAAAEEEEEEEYYYYYY
>>130426546Shes so cute, especially in that webm. Girls with kind eyes like that and playful smiles make me weak.
>>130426571They took the credit for your second symphonyOh-a oh-a :-(
>>130426611i adore them both so much
>>130426610Lic Tecca reference!
Kylie Minogue
Nino is right about everything and you are wrong.
>>130426712https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KyE55IlyLU
>>130426712you are pathetic and obese
>>130426712Not true, he believes Schtickposter created Tom Bina instead of Schtick Bandit
I dont even know anymore X*-(Im going to Jack In The Box
>>130426765you're coming out as gay :') beautiful
>>130426588amazing
Posting Bina and manifesting a cute sissy bf
going to pickup some pizzas and drinks I got the double deal special
>>130426712Even the fact that this is the summer of Livvy?
I got the double deal special
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/DoTXBJzDGAI
the schtickposter meal
Let me get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh the schtick bandit meal
(it's exactly the same but more expensive as schtick bandit has more money to his name)
Schtickposter vs Schtick Bandit: The Movie (Tobuscus LITERAL Trailer)
>>130426932FACIALABUSE
choli puking on my dick
>>130426932never trying the schtickposter meal again
Scat sex with choli
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNuMH2i6wdIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlm7AApTd1Mhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WXCEssUwm8
choli crapping on you
>>130426932Her Indian heritage is really coming through
eating charli shit
>>130425612>>130425634>>130425697this is funny, i laughed>>130425818>>130425945>>130426291>>130426329>>130426712>>130426977very unfunny
>>130426822>>130426848I got Jack's Munchie Meal combo with an ultimate cheeseburger, 2 tacos, curly fries and a coke. I stopped at the gas station for beer and I caught some Mexican guy putting Bud Light tall boys under his shirt. I didn't say anything, theres a code between us alcoholics
the owner of the store treated him to one beer
>>130426932choli yums
Fried rice and french fries with Dua "Dead Tamagotchi" Lipa
I got one small pepperoni pizza, stopped by the gas station for a drink but they didn't have anything good so I went home and had a Mexican Coke instead
>>130426521madonna
>>130424608i swear to god this nigga right here>>130427421>>130427498
>>130427449Did you steal those Bud Lights, Kylieanon???? ;-)
>>130427515No but if you do that kinda thing I would not judge!!
He's so dreamy
>>130427629why she look like aubrey plaza here
>>130427629hideous
CAUSE IM A COCK SUCKER YES I AM
hibird heregot a new gfalysa looks cool af
>>130427640*is homosexual in your path*
>>130427776She really fell off
>>130427629the last thing I wanna see before the lethal injection
>>130427870imagine livvy shushing you and telling you to go to sleep as everything goes black and you feel the life leaving your body
Im out of wpop you guys all fell off and the fags that post here lack any sense of style and funjust wanted to update on alysa>>130427853shes taking a break from skating again and not competing next season
>>130427776Hi Bird!
>>130427776hey bird, did you hear nino got exposed?>>130417720>>130417889
>>130427883hi bird. check back in a month or so after olivia rodrigo's album has dropped and flopped, things should be returning to normal then
the worst thing about having a gf is no longer sucking off random men whenever you want. i wanna get gay for slayyyter right now sucking some dilf>>130427919dont give a shit about someobesenazipajeet (this is like -100000000 points alone)autisticaitardlikes maggie who rogersmetalfagposter nglabsolute eyesore whenever he posts, fat fuck>>130427912hi!>>130427962I think im just over the general and 99% of pop music
>>130427989Finger my ass with your dick
>>130428035I am a top now I just like giving head
>>130428041>>130428035Im a dumb retard, i thought you said you wanted to fuck my ass with your dick.I am not dick hungry!!!!!!!!to read it that way hahaha ha
>>130428035Yeah baby, you want to get a little hot dog action going, i lather your buns and just slip and slide until stretch open that little pucker..
https://www.instagram.com/p/DYnhRsih5Tj/RIP Nineveh
>>130427629Darktriadlivia
SWAG by Justin Bieber
What I really wanna know is... Are you gonna go my Liv?!*fuzz gutar solo*
RIP Nineveh
nino is older than hayley fucking williams. let that sink in
I WANT TO SUCK BINA'S NON-EXISTENT TITS!!!!I NEEEEEEEEEEED TO BE HER MANCHILD!!!!!!!!
>>130428189So am I
Hayley Williams
Miss Williams if ya nasty
we love yelyah here
>>130428211
>>130428189Wait, how old is hagley?
