Holy fuck you faggots are lazy editionOLD: >>130433135FAQ: https://pastebin.com/DCGqE5iL
BLASTING
Ramsteen at Home
Anyone else going to the Cryptopsy/Necrot/Blood Monolith show in Toronto tomorrow night? I'm kinda fucked bummed that Fulci couldn't make it. Was really looking forward to seeing them. I'm not huge on Blood Monolith, love Necrot.Cryptopsy are great but like, I'm worried about that crowd. I'm expecting to see gold chains, basketball jersies, baggy fucking shorts, and all that other wigger shit. And I know there's gonna be push-ups in the pit.
>>130440334>push-ups in the pitCome in this can't be a thing. I remember waiting to see cryptopsy with dying fetus but then 9/11 happened and everything was cancelled, still bummed about it, they never tried to come here again
>>130440236
>>130440502Old ass unc over here.
BLASTING.
FUCKING SLAYER
Gayer - Raining Cum
>>130440639you: :O
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQyuxkic6uk
>>130440236It's just one of those nights, bros.
What would his preferred subgenres of metal be?
>>130440749dumb bmposter, it's the middle of day
>>130440744>wacken
>>130440773What's wrong with Wacken?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=836VHTQUiPk
>>130440791it's for shitters and boomers like (you)
>>130440769It's nearly 3am.
>>130440763>ultra racist>obsessed with degeneration>married a jewessNSBM
>>130440763funeral doom
I love fuckin hoes, sippin drank and gettin hella high
HAIL HANNEMAN
Unpopular opinion: I’ve never really been a huge Slayer fan. I fully respect the impact they’ve had, the success they earned, and the doors they opened for so many metal bands, but their sound just never fully clicked with me personally.What’s a popular metal band that everyone seems to love, but you could never really get into?
>>130440903Dissection. I just can't get into Melodic BM.
>>130440903Slayer is metal
>>130440903Mercyful Fate/King Diamond.
>>130440974Good answer
>>130440974They clicked eventually for me.
>>130440903All the black metal bands. I don't like any of them or understand the point of the sub genre.
>>130440236Is it real nigga hours up in this bitch?!
>>130440903iron maiden, metallica, megadeth, carcass, morbid angel
>>130440903CryptopsySuffocationCynic
>>130441068>iron maiden, metallicaSeriously nigga? I understand Carcass doe.
>>130440903The Tish honestly. I first heard about them in like 1998 or so when I was living in Staten Island. My buddy played "Zombie Apocalypse" for me. Didn't like the vocals or shitty drum machine. Fast forward twenty years and all of a sudden every zoomer is obsessed with them. Thought it was gay desu.Another big one for me (blasphemous I know) I could never get into Mercyful fate or Kind Diamond. I've heard both fate records, and the first three diamonds, I've also seen the king live with Overkilll. Honestly I really really tried to get into fate, and It just doesn't click for me. Respect the hell out of the influence they had but like, yeah idk. I feel the same way about Motorhead. Why the fuck would I listen to Motorhead when Venom and a million bands influenced by them exist?
>>130441141sneed
Artist: DarkthroneAlbum: PanzerfaustSong: Beholding The Throne of Might>And destruction upon the holy man>Who hails a jew
>>130441248Thank you trans sister.
>>130440974>>130441141he filtered me until I listened to the s/t EP, he doesn't go overboard with the falsettos so that eased me into the albumsstill couldn't get past the first king diamond album, he goes way overboard with them
>>130440903Morbid Angel is the first one that comes to mind. I like Altars of Madness but never got into anything they did after it.
>>130440903Immortal, Incantation, Kanonenfieber. I can fathom why people like Immortal and Incantation and they're ok, but Kanonenfieber is the epitome of lame. Somehow I know people who usually listen to bands like Beherit and Revenge who manage to like that metalcore parody of black/death.
>>130440903For me? most brutal death metal. IDK why it doesn't grab me. Maybe it's the energy of it? like the fact that a lot of it is kinda groovy, and a bit slow at times idk. I don't even like Cannibal Corpse desu (own the first record, don't like anything after that)
symphonic rap metal
>>130440903I never got into Death. I am not sure why, I enjoy most of the other Florida death metal
>>130440602two of the most boring "metal" albums I've ever heard
>>130441533They have two good records, an okay record and a bunch of overrated as fuck styro that millenials and zoomoids worship like its the fucking second coming. Same with Broad-Thrower. Don't get me wrong, that demo kicks ass, and the first two records have some good riffs but like? it's mid as fuck DM. Even C-list bands from the time like Baphomet, or Seance from Sweden fucking destroy it. Bolt Thrower and 90s Death are both styro as fuck
>>130441533>I never got into Death. I am not sure whyHomophobia.
>>130440903Assuck and Dystopia The former I figure I would like if they were one of the first things I listened to, but they weren't, and I still couldn't tell you why some people prefer them to Terrorizer or even later Napalm. Dystopia is one I pretty much don't like at all though.
>>130441628>and I still couldn't tell you why some people prefer
>>130441646you forgot the gigachad image
>>130441628assück is top 5 grind, dystopia is tiktokcore
>>130440334Modern Cryptopsy is pretty boring live imo, don't set your expectations highThey are in dire need of a second guitarist>all that other wigger shitidk what the toronto scene is like but I think you're worrying too much, it's a fully death metal lineup, I can't imagine it attracting many of those people
>>130441628early jungle rot is what you get when you collect all the reject chugging cannibal corpse riffs and assuck is what you get when you collect every other reject cannical corpse riffs and play constant blast beats
>>130441664Assuck is better than outright dishonest bullshit like Discordance Axis or Cloud Rat, but that's as much praise as I'd give it.
>>130441670I mean yeah,but with Brutal DM you never know. Last time I saw Dying Fetus there was a LOT of that shit. Like straight up saw a White dude wearing a doorag, and a bills jersey in the fucking crowd.
>>130441691>Discordance Axisgay as weeb shit>Cloud Ratactually alright
>>130441713*gay ass
gonna see Electric Wizard live later this year
>>130441745one of the few bands I still want to see live
>>130441745Everytime I've heard that band it's been while stoned or high on shrooms at my buddies house in high school. Always found that type of stuff really boring while sober. Seems like a lot of hippie posers are into those bands.
>>130440903>Dying FetusI feel like I should love them but I just can't. There's something about their songwriting just feels off to me, like their songs just have zero 'flow' to them, they always feel longer than they are. I struggle to sit through any of their albums>Behemoth I thought 'Pandemonic Incantations' was pretty cool but everything else I've heard from them was just unremarkable>Manilla RoadThere are people who dislike King Diamond's vocals and then tell you the asthmatic gnome fronting this band is good. Lmao>Cirith UngolShitwith Asshol is terrible and I'm not gonna elaborate>>130440974>posts boomer metal every thread>yet gets filtered by the KINGembarassing
>>130441710Dying Fetus are basically an honorary hardcore band nowadays and subsequently attract more wiggershttps://youtu.be/AlNqnVu1ELA
My favorite metal band is Sabaton
>>130441887>Shitwith Asshol is terrible and I'm not gonna elaboratefaggotthe tranime pic makes your every opinion wrothless anyway
>>130441887Posting a le smug tranime girl doesn't make your opinions correct but it only proves you are retardfaggot so go to:>>>/a/>>>/lgbt/>>>/tranimediscord/
>>130442125fr bro anime is so corny ong :wilted_rose: also 67th post in the thread btw lolSIX SEEEVEN SIX SEEEVEN
>>130441691make a /punk/ thread and fuck off to it, fag
>>130442135No idea what you talk about but tranime is most popular among younger generationsSo yeah, you have really shitty bait
>tfw wanna attack misakafag for shitting on Cirith Ungol but also defend him posting anime
Not feeding the retard
>Nooo you don’t understand i NEED to add off-topic garbage to my posts so you know it’s me postingFuck off simps and anime shitters
>Doom Metal>Stoner Metal>Epic Doom Metal>Traditional Doom Metal
>>Doom Metal>>Stoner Metal>>Epic Doom Metal>>Traditional Doom Metal
>>130440236holy shit
>>130442346hell yeah
>if you like tranime, and don't like 'THE ROAD, or THE GOL, you don't get to speak on metal. TAAAAPPPE ON THAT MOUTH
>>130442389>brings up thoroughly mediocre band>"IF YOU DON'T LIKE SO AND SO YOU'RE A POSER"Why is he like this? It is hilarious though that all a band needs to do to impress him is play fast and have not shitty vocals. His standards are so low.
>my wife’s sonWhat kind of metalhead says this lmao
>>130442468Behold, the world's most ultimate cope captured in T-shirt format
>>130442466examples?
DUDE THE TISH
>>130442499Literally any video, anon.He brings up Desaster in one of his latest videos and pretty much says that verbatim.
>>130442466>all a band needs to do to impress him is play fast and have not shitty vocalswhat more do you need?
>>130442499hideous mangleus
>>130442546Nice try, Dawg.
>>130440502>but then 9/11 happened and everything was cancelled>they never tried to come here againAre you from Iraq or what?
>Brutally demomogs bedroom posersUnbelievable
>>130442492This new Blood Incantation merch is AWESOMESAUCE, updoot!
>>130442564don't need bells and whistles on a pneumatic jackhammer brah brah
>>130442389more like tape-on eyebrows wtf
>>130441887>>130442168
>>130442517if you don't like desaster you are a poser
>>130440903I don't know if the count as popular, but people speak very highly of Ulver and I found them unlistenably boring.
>>130440900Is his right arm doing lots of sieg heils lately?
Whining in front of a camera is inherently not metal.
Grindbros... we're homehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIi26WH2r1g
>>130442466Like every other metalhead he's the most strongly attached to the stuff that came out when he was in his late teens and early twenties. That's why he loves stuff like with Deranged, Hideous Mangleus, Burial, From the Depths, early Dimmu Borgir, the 'tish, etc.
>>130442776Desaster is poseur music.
>>130442800Which era? Pretty much all of their albums sound different
>>130442800Here's a picture of those people.
>AUSCHWITZ. THE MEANING OF PAIN>THE WAY THAT I WANT YOU TO DIE>SLOW DEATH, IMMENSE DECAY>SHOWERS THAT CLEANSE YOU OF YOUR LIFE
Heil poopyhead
>>1304428056 million
>>130443065>cool track, dudes
>>130442618>Hides his absolute best material for the better part of two decades>utterly seethes when it finally leaksWhy is he like this?
>>130443321who’s the fat chud
>>130441894>Ö-öö-ö-ö-öÖ-öö-ö-ö
>>130443523uh oh, spaghetti-o's
>>130443419Literally you (He represents us)
>tfw 136kgbig boi riffs for this feel?
Luna is Deafheaven's best song
>>130441670>They are in dire need of a second guitaristTrue, but I'm pretty sure they pipe in a second guitar part where needed (harmony riffs, backing tracks under solos). In general, whenever I see a band walk on stage with only one guitarist I immediately want a refund.
>>130444133Whenever I try to listen to this, always return to Arson.
>>130443626I searched for "fat riffs" in my text file and this album was the first result.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OX4AlF6IDJ0
>>130444292when will you upload your text file to Pastebin?It could become a part of the general's links alongside the FAQ
>>130443626We only listen to 79kg leanpilled chudriffs here
>>130444311anything below super heavyweight is rapable
I'm very severely overweight and can't get out of bed without the use of a makeshift pulley-crane system my metalhead friends made for me. I take up more than 2 seats in a car and can't drive because of my weightBut at least I have riffs
>>130444369are you the patron saint of McDonald's
>>130444300It's just my subjective ratings and notes. Not something fit for the FAQ.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFLp7koIPWM&list=OLAK5uy_nRWuE7mDZhZZKqDGKAofxrB42WLHSJWpg
>>130444399No just American
>>130443626only one optionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C03S1PRII2c
>>130444503the black one is rude and fat as fuck
>>130444534many such cases
>>130442107>>130442125Diaper status: soiled>>130442168<3
>>130444503Holy chad
>>130440236>>130444197>In general, whenever I see a band walk on stage with only one guitarist I immediately want a refundReally? I've seen some great 1 guitarist bands, they can sound just as good
https://bloodurn.bandcamp.com/album/of-gory-sorcery-and-death
>tfw 56 kg bloatmaxxer
>>130444659being skinny-fat is more embarrassing than being obese
>>130442168>him
>>130444672it's called having balls of steelalso you are a coping lardass
>>130444728more like balls of dough you sack of floury shit
>>130444738>doughyou'd know about that a lot huh
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>>130444795I donut know what you're talking about
>>130444534She's just hungry, don't be a douche
>>130444811>lyrical themes: Porn, Bigotry, Offensive humour, Sonic the Hedgehog, Shitposting*sigh*
>>130444809>Infestissumam that lowWhy?
>you like metal? me too, i love it>i love metallica and megadeth!Every single time music comes up in a conversation, this happens. I imagine it'd be like someone saying they love Black Sabbath in the 80s when talking about metal.
>>130444873You weren't even alive in the 80's
>>130445009You've never lived at all.
>>130445013damn...
>>130440236New Pharmacist
My all time faves. Maybe not what I'd call the best, but the ones that had a stronger effect in me and have been on rotation for over two decades now.
>>130440236first album is pretty decent but this is absolute garbage wigger hillbilly bdm
>>130444833it's midI should go through their disco again, haven't listened to them in 3 yearsdon't they have a new album since?
>>130440236sometimes I forget how talented this li'l frog is
>>130440236 Like erasing pencil from paper and rewriting in pen, our forced unwanted conditioning must be replaced by our true thoughts to develop a personal will and thus gaining true mental freedom. Until recently hardcore and punk were at the forefront of this vital progression, but like most truths, when it becomes organised by "sussed" people it becomes something quite different - usually serving the needs of those who pervert it. True mental freedom - like religion - in reality has to be approached from the most personal level. What people say and do is quite irrelevant and at most a tool or aid you may or may not use. The calculated mind rape that we have all been subjected to is on a scale and depth that is near impossible to comprehend, but not impossible if you truly seek total mental freedom and the potentials it offers. So to rid ourselves of the immense problem of forced unwanted conditioning we need a method more potent than the problem. There is only one method in my view which can raze our mental state and this is insanity. Forget all preconceived opinions on this subject - they are all lies. The steps available on this path are infinite, from the controlled use of drugs to inward sense distortions - but two further understandings are imperative, these being: a strong intention for mental progression; all methods to achieve this must be carried out in solitude. The root problem we have is forced unwanted conditioning which stems to ignorance which bears egotism on our tree of hate. We can raze all these mental restrictions and progress if we acknowledge the confusion master within us all.
>>130443029Except their last four albums, which all sound like a castrated caricature of Depeche Mode trying to appeal to fat, hairy wiccans. This coming from a huge, lifelong fan of everything they did from '93 to '13.
>>130445065folkloric necro metal filters me
>>130442466if his label is selling any merch of those bands that's why
>>130445137Yeah I liked Assassination of Julius Caesar but the other ones were mediocre
>>130445156Really? It's such a wonderful treat. Is it the production? The keyboards maybe?
>>130445172When they released that album I didn't dig it that much, but thought to myself: "this is just Ulver being Ulver. After you've done everything Out There, the most Out There thing you can do is play conventional music. I'm sure they'll just change it up and do something exciting next time round like they've done without fail for the past 25 years". Then they released Flowers Of Evil, and I feared they had finally lost it. Then they released Liminal Animals and absolutely confirmed my biggest fears. What a loss. Neverland was a nice try, but I can see through its disingenuous toning down of the flavourless pop in an attempt to appeal to fans of, say, their soundtracks (the last two of which have ranged form forgettable to downright insulting). Truly the tragedy of the decade, if not the century.
>>130445180nah i don't mind the programmed drums but those mono guitars with the saw tone are fucking up my brain in some way
>>130445299Yeah, the drums, programmed as they may be (for the life of me they do sound programmed, but there's also the bit about every member getting credit for all instruments, as each track has a different lineup so to speak), are so cleverly done that it's hardly noticeable. The guitar tone however is in my opinion one of the tastiest, most satisfying in all of black metal. It's so odd that someone who enjoys, for example, Filosofem (I assume you do since you didn't single that one out) would dislike it, but I also understand that nothing's for everybody, and that there's nothing to be done when it comes to personal taste. That one to me is one of the most pleasantly sounding of the bunch I posted, production/tone-wise. There's a foresty vibe to almost all of the albums I included on that pic yet none of them pull off the eerie, wild and inhospitable aspects of nature quite like Sort Vokter
AND YOU WILL TASTE THE KISS OF DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAATH
>>130445406filosofem is cool but the guitars on sort vokter just comes off as boneless to me. if the guitars aren't double tracked and fully capturing in any black metal record, i'm out
>>130445521Well, I do hope you come around to it one day. It's such a wonderful thing, and it deserves more than its semi-obscure kvlt status. Are there any albums you can think of that could be described as "FNM but done right" according to your standards? Just curious, maybe I'll be the one finding some unearthed gems today!
>>130444601>they can sound just as goodThey can, but it's almost always inferior to having two guitars. Live metal sound is pretty flawed in general, with most sound guys giving the drums +1000% treble and the guitars -1000%.
Saw a metalhead at the mall earlier so I kicked his ass. He started sobbing and said "B-but I'm trve...!" before I stomped him in the nuts. Security didn't give a shit, in fact I probably did them a favor since the incel was scaring the hoes away
>>130445557>Are there any albums you can think of that could be described as "FNM but done right" according to your standards?not really, but i can recommend you the end of the world by godkiller based on other albums on your chart
>>130445717>>>/tumblr/
>>130445717>anon's fantasy is playing footsie with a dude's balls
>>130445733Oooh, love that one for sure, and the EP, and Deliverance which does't often get as much attentio as it deserves. Strange rec, though. I can't really relate it to the general vibe of the albums I posted, if indeed there is one at all beyond "less orthodox, slightly-late-comer norwegian second wave".
>>130445777sorry, i'm more into the melodic side of things so can't really catch the vibes. you might like flukt by angst skvadron too, though
>>130445820I've had them bookmarked for a while. Guess I know what I'll be checking out next. Thanks!
Ulver is AJ Soprano music. This is what you're choosing to listen to instead of Paulie or Tony music.
>>130445876>Tony musictypical dadrock like Deep Purple and Steely Dan
>>130445876paulie likes sinatra
>>130445876We literally are AJ here
schizo status ITT?
>>130445994>WE are literally AJ here >AJ is actually just trad doom
>>130445917>typical dadrock like Deep Purple and Steely Danso good music
always remember to fiter namefags
>>130446001You are literally in the middle of schizoid posts
>>130446029Deep Purple is honorary metal.
Who is this guitarist shitting on metal's savior Phil Tougas? I need answers
>>130446030and filter them while you're at it
>>130446052>Phil Tougasderivative imitator
>>130446051i will die for steely dan
>>130446052>metal's savior Phil Tougaswe hate Phag Touchass here
>>130446082name five (5) songs besides Do It Again, Black Crow, Aja, Deacon Blues, and Peg
>>130446099>Black Crowanon........
>>130445842just looked through my library for some proggy black metalhidden in the fog - damoklesnokturnal mortum - the voice of steelnocte obducta - nektar teil 1thantifaxath - sacred white noiseopera ix - the black opera sons of nihil - s/tnegative plane - the pactsolefald - the linear scaffoldanubi - kai pilnaties akis užmerks mirtistraumatic voyage - traumatic
>>130446110oops
>>130446134>nokturnal mortum - the voice of steel>thantifaxath - sacred white noise>opera ix - the black opera>solefald - the linear scaffold>anubi - kai pilnaties akis užmerks mirtis>traumatic voyage - traumaticAll excellent. Will look up the rest. Thanks again, friend
>>130446082>>130446099decided to listen to these and holy fuck they are bad, just bland boomerslop you'd hear in some shitty movie where an overweight white guy is in a diner eating a fried chicken
>>130446186this is probably what gen alpha will think of metal
>>130446163hope you like them!
>Decided to listen >There are people who haven't absorbed Stella Dan through osmosis by being sound old people
>>130446195they will watch Metal: A Headbanger's Journey and be in disbelief that uncs could have that much fun
>>130446186>you'd hear in some shitty movie where an overweight white guy is in a diner eating a fried chickenwow really funny, anon. you've got a knock for this stuff.
>>130446214*steely I hate this shitty gook keyboard and am ashamed of myself for phone posting
>>130446225the word you're looking for is "knack," Pedro
A good time for boomers was going for a long drive on the outskirts of the city with Steely Dan blasting before pulling over on the curb and getting a blowjob from their high school sweetheart
kid charlemagne is a good song
Varg Vikernes invented riffs
i'm more of a fleetwood mac typa zoomer
>>130446334Peter Green era, right?
you're doing yourself a disservice by only listening to the Priest coverhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKRfCkx8KCM
>>130446349no
>>130446349>>130446362Based. Green era > goat era
>>130446362what next, are you going to bestow the hidden secret of The Gun's Race With The Devil upon us uninitiated
racist riffshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5A8p3rZODw
fleetwood mac is crap for bpd roasties
>>130446399Shot and killed by a SHARP of all things lmao At least the guy from Nordic Thunder got killed by a black kid
>>130446388how about thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lR4HzQJEWM
>>130446399soulless gay ass groove metal riffs with intolerable vocals
Unfathomably racist riffshttps://files.catbox.moe/ekgtjh.mp3
>>130445699even with 2 guitarists, it almost feels like you really need 3 guitarists when it comes to something like Melodeath, since when those dual harmony leads kick in live, they have to drop having a rhythm riff and you only have bass.But at the same time when they're NOT doing the harmonies a 3rd guitar would feel extraneous.
>>130446537just get a harmonizer pedal
Amazing, only 3 of these don't suck balls and it's very to tell which of those 3 they are
>it's happening as we speakLook at em chimpin out
>>130446561nobody's going to want that in a live performance.so when they do perform they just drop the rhythm and rely on the bass player to carry that while they do the harmonies.it's less than ideal, but the ideal would have 1 guitarist ONLY joining in for harmonies.
>>130446052The dude looks like the nerd on silicone valley
>>130446605Stop sniffing your own farts and get your head back in there, fag.
>>130446588>Branikald - Stormheit>Bilskirnir - For Victory We Ride>Nidhoggr - Ravens over the Road of Kings>Grand Belial's Key - Goat of a Thousand Young>Kristallnacht - Warspirit>Dethroned - In the Sign of the Pentagram>Eldrig - Everlasting War DivinityOrder of the Death's Head - Soldat Inconnu>Warwulf - In the Glare of a Dying Horizon>Kristallnacht / Seigneur Voland / Blessed in Sin - Gathered Under the Banner of Concilium>GBK - Judeobeast AssassinationTotenburg, Wehrhammer, and Ymir all became fantastic bands as wellShalom
>>130446639And Svetovid, actually.
>>130446588What the fuck's a 10/10 like Nattferd doing mixed in with all that dull, forgettable nazislop
brownoids still can't comprehend that they don't have to like a riffless, substandard black metal records just because it's national socialist lol
>>130446249>and getting a blowjob from their high school sweetheartnamed Steve
>>130446660You are literally the brown one, New Yorican
I just roke up
>>130446669whatever papi
All time great metal musicians with retarded children?
>>130446652more like sweatoid, my fellow 400 lbs aryan (brown)
>>130446639bruh look at dood, he actually listens to nazislop
>>130446696None
HEIL BRANIKALD
just had a major national socialist bowel movement and sieg heil'd the massive swastika shape turd i shat out as it it was flvshed to hyperborea
>>130446775Lol, heil! I'm on the can right now listening to A7x, heils & cheers metalbrother \m/
How come the best bands tend to be a mix of med and nord rather than just purely homogenous?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YY5sjuwyJZs
>>130446796name ten (10) more examples
>>130440230'Cause you got a taste now, drank the Kool-Aid by the jugSo suffer your fate, oh, come here and give me a hugNobody loves you like I love you, oh, my dear (oh)But you should've known that this was gonna end in tearsI got my hands around your throat, I love the way you choke'Cause I am yours and you are mine, I'll never let you goMy hands around your throat, I love the way you choke'Cause I am yours and you are mine, I'll never let you go
>>130446796Because everyone in this band came together and agreed that (You) are a fag
>>130446796schizoid post
>>130446696Varg’s children are genii
she's made for the streets
Who triggered the kvetching oy veys?
>>130447060Sorry bro, I can't play along. Unlike you, I actually respect women.
>>130447096Some deserve respect, some don't. You obviously can't tell the difference
blasting some e town concrete what you know about that
>>130447123sounds like poser shit for fags with tiny wieners
>>130447123based wigger
>>130446981geniital warts
>>130447123>what you know about thatdon't talk like that unless you're posting slam
>>130447198Nonce freak
>>130447217but enough about varg
>>130447217Correct.
She’s so trashy I love her
>>130446981Nonce freak
Matthew Zazueta's asshole is a sperm bank Greetings from Helsinki
>>130447411but enough about you
>>130447411Correct.
>>130447446Correct
stop using this fucking painting for your album covers you unoriginal morons
>here's that cool band I was telling you about
>>130447539yeah, use this one instead
>>130447660uh huh
>>130447660whoops wrong pic
>>130447685oh oops wrong file
>>130447539
>>130447747
>>130447758
>>130447660>>130447685>>130447689>>130447707whoopsie
>>130447775>>130447776Becomes less funny with more posts but of course an autistic metalhead would have zero clue what humor is
>>130447539>>130447660>>130447685>>130447689>>130447707>>130447707>>130447747>>130447758>>130447775>>130447776Fools. Space is the place.
>>130447769Correct
>>130447786No one asked for your shit opinion, you stupid cunt
>>130447798>Penises of Creationwhy'd they give this name to giant clouds of dust
>>130447810you don't cum dust? Might want to see a doctor about that
>>130447807I'm discussing metal on /int/ instead, they're much funnier and entertaining as well
>>130447829No one asked about your day you stupid cunt
>>130447838I say this but about most metal discussion as it's boring and not very funny. But sometimes I love discussing metal music on /int/ as they're a great board compared to this general
>>130447859post not read
>>130447866I was going to reply this to a lot of posts here >>130445243>>130445406For example but didnt want to provoke a rogue autist
>speedposting to get the thread to bump limit so he can make a simp edition
>>130447411>>130447217
It's uphttps://youtube.com/shorts/CaiejrC39CI?si=9Kn1THrWb5tqp7lH>>130447894If you think anyone posting at this point in the thread is doing so for this reason you are genuinely showing symptoms of paranoid schizophrenia. Take a break
>>130447915Helga Hob slobbed all over Sloob's knob
>>130447918you are seriously a piece of shit to deny the obvious
>>130447940Your mom called me a piece of shit after I broke up with her
>>130447886No one asked about your hobbies you stupid cunt
What's with the misogynist slurs in this sub
>>130447999What's your fuckin problem dude. Chill out
>>130448015>subsir this is a website
>>130448015I don't know, I love women
>>130448028Same lol
>>130448028>>130448042I like the ones with ample bosoms
>>130447603based
>>130448100like this?
>>130447603You can just imagine the fag on the right rubbing his hands intensely
Bald Incantation
>>130448154Goonslop
>>130448042>>130448100I like that they can be filthy whores and then cute as fuck
I cry myself to sleep listening to Björk
>>130448233Prove it, upload a Youtube video
>>130440230it's hot down here brother HH
I goon myself to sleep looking at pictures of Björk
>>130448020kill yourself
>>130448247Average afreecm-American behaviour.Your brains are wired to biologic mechanisms and what else? You tell me.
>>130448233No balls for the Youtube video
>that one time Nocturnity covered Bjork
>>130448271abrahamically diseased reply
>>130448154https://voca.ro/1aYROZnPVp7b
