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Post the worst songs you can remember.

Only rule: No AI.
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maroon_5_discography
/thread
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Om4eqmF1hlM
>>130446725
That's not a single song you inbred. You missed the point of the theme.
Also /threading yourself instantly invalidates it.
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Lenny Kravitz - American Woman
He took a fairly meh song, took out everything good, and made an obnoxious yet boring 4 minute version that somehow STILL gets played on the radio
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>>130446704
dance monkey is the obvious answer
a lot of those songs from the second half of the 2010s are pretty fucking bad
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>>130446985
Lenny Kravitz has multiple songs that could be considered WOAT.
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>>130450220
dance monkey reminds me, and probably a lot of people, of the time before covid
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Imagine Dragons - Thunder
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>>130450226
Yes I have considered that and decided American Woman is the worst, because it is the most in your face obnoxious. His other songs are just nothing, empty, bland. This one tries to be funky and have attitude and that extra little kick makes it more offensive.
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>>130446704
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfWlot6h_JM
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Jason Mraz - I'm Yours
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkHTsc9PU2A
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>>130446704
I am from Belarus, but I am Russian speaking by birth. The Russian language has worse songs than any Anglophone will post. Don't believe me?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZ8Kj9nkimE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7n4t0cbVD4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8T6LS0pgoWU
They are also hooligans by nature too.
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I'm still not sure if Ryoji Ikeda is the best music troll ever or actually serious.
>inb4 "songs must have lyrics!"
I just want to talk about how this is the worst thing ever.
https://youtu.be/Q__jJzYQLFE
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>>130450395
Not necessarily deep, but this is what the less educated urban youth listen to. I am not a hip hop head, so to speak, but I can discern Oxxxymiron (he is like your Eminem in how revered he is) or Шoкк from these clowns.

In Soviet times, there was no bad music because the government controlled quality and everything, 1990s and 2000s was guilty of a lot of cheap sounding crap, but also had some of the best music. The cheap songs have aged somewhat well, though...
This was dubbed an annoying, repetitive earworm when it came out:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXf4dCM7hSw
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>>130450483
I will say that the USSR sucked immensely, but if it did one thing, it was make sure that the arts produced for public distribution were of decent quality. In fact, most Soviet groups (BИA) tour for the boomers. Anything underground that gained traction had to really appeal to the senses and that is where the real quality came out of, though.

Consider "radio-friendly" good to just simply good (perhaps sublime).
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I hate "As it was" of harry Styles with all my heart soul.
I remember when it was hyper popular and it was in every fucking normie video.
Also, Love yourself by justin bieber. They often play it at the radio and it makes me go mad
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e93nZzRB9i4
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>>130446704
https://youtu.be/Oa_RSwwpPaA?si=1CUYYl8Ku2xm4Adc

One of the worst songs. When he does his out of range yelp like someone dumped ice water on him while he was taking a nice steamy shower or like someone clamped some jumper cables to his nuts, it is like a chad kroeger constipated muffled yell. It sounds like a person who is too white trying to go for soulful singing but falling flat.

https://youtu.be/El1kgCqD7Xk?si=vlUszJBRy-RvwFYk
this shit straight up sounds like some fucking donkey kong music, old school nintendo 64 donkey kong with the mr krab leg run sound effects and the 80s beeps and boops synths. Paula abdul is doing a bad like a virgin era madonna baby voice imitation. You must've been coked out of your mind to find this enjoyable in the 80s. You're better off listening to Into the Groove by Madonna or some other pop diva from the era instead of Paula Abdul, this shit is ass.
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>>130446704
David Bowie's one with the goblins or whatever the fuck it was. I refuse to look it up.
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The worst song in this or any other universe is "In Hell I'll be in Good Company", a title that refutes its own premis by the very fact that, in Hell, this song will be playing twenty-four seven:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=B9FzVhw8_bY

>>130450290
I'm not even sure this is the worst ID song. That Arcane theme is straight from Satan's bunghole:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5tSoaJ93ac
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>>130450386
Albanian here. It gets so much worse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGMqESdXGQs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQVNsYXj_Hk
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>>130446704
AJR - Thirsty
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>>130446704
Literally anything by imbred
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Shape of You (Ed Sheeran)
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I wanna go for a more niche one since a lot of the entries have been top 40 so far.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YhHepkb5hB4
>>130452110
Do you mean Laughing Gnome?
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>>130452213
I asked my contact in Bulgaria. He said anything written by a Turk in Sofia is guaranteed awful. He did not provide examples, though.
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Hey Ya is the worst song ever recorded
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>>130446704
[spoiler]If you have children, some stupid songs are printed in your skull for ever.[/spoiler]
Picrel are the ArchDemons...
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>>130455418
Pleb
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Ejga4kJUts

I fucking hate this song, its nails on a chalkboard to me
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>>130456186
Yeah this song is really lame. Never want to hear it again
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>>130456186
this got played on radio way too much.



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