>Be Australian>Watch eurovision>vote for the performances you liked>The Australian government calls up an inquistion to investigate why you didn't vote for Israel
>>130456212That's just bong/ozzy politics. The loser political party gets a job harassing the ones in power, or "holding them accountable," in their words. In practice, this just means the loser party calls the one in power antisemitic or islamaphobic to make them look bad. The party doesn't matter. Once they switch spots, the new loser will yell about the same shit they were harassed about.Also Eurovision, like all Europeans, is gay. If I'm not going to see a contestant like William Hung, what's the point?
>>130456212>The Australian government calls up an inquistion to investigate why you didn't vote for Israel>Shadow Minister
>>130456212Jews are less than 0.5% of Australia's population, but even there you have a civic duty to pretend everything they shit out is incredible and let them assfuck you however they want
>>130456212Neither Israel nor Australia are European.
>>130457723They are outposts of European civilization in a sea of oriental barbarism, be reasonable.
>>130458127>israel is an outpost of European civilization
>>130456212>Shadow Minister of Communications
>>130456212They should've kept that old hag in the shadows! Some people are eating dinner out here
By now everyone hates that Israel is in "Euro"vision of course, but why do they let Aussies in too?
>>130458270>>130458127
>>130458628>Australia>civilisationpick one
>>130458270they got a special pass for being an ebu member since the 80s
its funny how 10 years ago any mild critique of israel got compared to nazism, and now every normalfag on the internet under the age of 60 posts about gaza 24/7 and /pol/ tier conspiracy shit about zionists
>>130458993>/pol/tierGreater Israel isn't a /pol/tier conspiracy, it's what Zionists dream of.
