Stop It editionOld: >>130448292FAQ: https://pastebin.com/DCGqE5iL
BLASTING
about to put some Neurosis on yep
In the icy winter of 1990-1991, Varg Vikernes invented the riff.
>>130458303The riff that launched a million virginities to never have sex.
>>130458267FUCKING
>>130458314the trvest riff ever made
>>130458326GOAT contender
Hanneman, Jeffrey John
Artist: DarkthroneAlbum: PanzerfaustSong: Beholding The Throne of Might>And destruction upon the holy man>Who hails a jew
>>130458350Get a good piss?
>>130458350pretty slow today
>>130458267
>>130458356I was on OnlyFans messaging my mtf waifu and got distracted
>>130458375first off, she has like 3 or 4 sugar daddy whales and doesn't need your broke ass, and second, you're chatting with her pimphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DaJFoDSWmc0
>AUSCHWITZ. THE MEANING OF PAIN>THE WAY THAT I WANT YOU TO DIE>SLOW DEATH, IMMENSE DECAY>SHOWERS THAT CLEANSE YOU OF YOUR LIFE
>>130458396those stickers are corny as fuck lol
Heil poopyhead
>>130458389I'm not watching that sorry. My waifu says she wants to quit OnlyFans and marry me but needs $5000 for a new gaming chair and im asking my mom for the money.
>>130458408if the bussi is that good, get a jobhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jka028FiEcU
>>130458264Nohttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zMttJAdXgww&pp=ygUXYXJnaG9zbGVudCBpbmNvcnJpZ2libGU%3D&ra=m
>>130458416>(Full Album)not clicking!
Evil army- Evil army
Evil chuck- The sneed
>>130458502>hasn't done anything in 20 years
HEIL DARREL ABBOTT
>>130458524faggity ass riffs, faggity ass solos, everything about that retard was fruity
>>130458535Been dead for 81 years.
>>130458264What if I don't want to?
>>130458552hol uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmVqte25hcg
>>130458559Then you are a bad and immoral person full of hate
>>130458267Somewhat slightly better than Mexitaph.Also picrel
>>130458516umm sweatyI, Commander EP 2013 Violence and War EP 2015 Defiled Army Split 2018 Unclean Spirit Single 2020 Metal Punk, Vol. I Split 2024
>>130458546the virgin online thinks the Chad metal legend was fruity, many such cases
>>130458575I like masturbating in my own feces in front of small children, so yes.
>>130458577only full lengths are real
>>130458565I do think Hitler probably escaped from Germany, as he had $3 billion in currency at his disposal. There's no proof he died in Berlin.
>>130458585oh hey, it's the reincarnation of GG Allin
>>130458585least deranged simp
Hitler lives on in our hearts
>>130458593Nah, the skull recovered by the Soviets thought to be Hitler's has been identified by several researchers and dentists; matched his dental records and back teeth were that of a vegetarian it was over before it began anon, he's gone before your parents were even alive to fuck and spawn you
>>130458619so that's why I have a high blood pressure
for me; it's bad omens
>>130458633Not metal
https://youtu.be/PR_OhMqiJ_c?si=2IGvtPmBCuOr2kJApost classics
>>130458622Americans are so stupid they're still repeating Soviet era propaganda from nearly 100 years ago, which American scientists debunked 17 years ago with genetic testing of the skull fragments. News travels very slowly in tardland.
Vessel is a gamer>During live performances, he has recognizably played songs from franchises such as Halo.>The title This Place Will Become Your Tomb is a line from Cortana from Halo 3.>During the guitar solo in "The Summoning" live, a crew member appeared with a Nintendo Switch onstage. Vessel came over and seemingly played with it, acting as if showing the crew member how to beat a levelHow cool is that?
>>130458658>The Guardianholy shit anon...
>>130458670gay ass shit, this for real gamershttps://youtu.be/JyfE55c_ZjI?si=UA6UBR6H5LPtZJuE
>>130458638https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noGwAB46Bhk
>>130458672The Russians lied about everything. They lied about the Hitler skull being authentic, yet wouldn't allow researchers from other countries examine the skull pieces. They lied about gas chambers and rollercoasters and death camps. And the 90 IQ Americans repeat lies invented by the 91 IQ Russians 100 years later LMFAO. Stupid sheep.
>>130458684this game sucked ass
>>130458701song didnt
>>130458697Let me guess, the French scientists also lied in 2018 when they authenticated the teeth
>>130458687I think you need an actual vagina to like this
https://youtu.be/OaHSIPYN45E?si=tLfNEK2MOMQHNMBEi miss playing games
>>130458267Nice blast, but I prefer Re-Puked PurulencyPicrel.
>>130458726assuming you're not an anti-emulatorfag, there is literally zero excuse to not have a ROM collection
We hate video games here
>>130458764nah, but we do hate tripfag attention whores
>>130458758i had a rom collection but it got fucked by water damage
>>130458772This guy wrote songs about raping little girls and somehow being in a video game is still worse
>>130458775easily replicable, unlike physical collections
>>130458764some people are not busy 24/7 loitering with blacks trying to become one
>>130458783how about big girls
>>130458697Correct.
>>130458794I'm gonna go see Buju Banton with my pack of slaves p soon here actuallyFun fact he wrote a song about inherentlyfagshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFJGaEwU960>>130458801I like fat chicks sometimes (frequently)
>>130458789just make your own music bro
>krvsty
krvsty have you read anything by Marcus Garvey
>>130458712The French research was paid for by Israel to reach a predetermined outcome the would refute what the American researchers claimed. It was politically motivated and the results are dubious. The American research team wanted to confirm that the skull fragments belonged to Hitler, but were honest and unbiased enough to admit they didn't. This sent shockwaves throughout Zionist echo chambers and they were desperate to try to regain control of the narrative.
Israel is so fucking based, they make chuds seethe over just about everything. Australia is even getting grilled over not giving any points to Israel during Eurovision
>>130458825I try not to read nonfiction written by black people because 99% of it is completely and utterly retarded, even when it's not stewing in resentment. Last time I tried with any of them it was Fanon and it made me want to kill myself.Believe I'm suffering from what chuds call "black fatigue" but like actual black fatigue. Chuds claim to be "fatigued" but they just hate nigs to begin with.
>>130458854Israel isn't in Europe. I don't see why they're allowed to compete in a European music contest.
>>130458854They literally have the entire West at their mercy
>>130458860To be fair, Marcus Garvey is utterly retarded (not mention fat and zesty) seeing as he was influenced by Mussolini
>>130458882Very true. Everything I ever heard about the guy made me think he was insane, plus the one major product of his thinking thus far seems to be Liberia. Speaks for itself.The guy had some serious drip though.
We are an up and coming blood metal band looking for name suggestions \m/
>>130458895Pharaohs of Filth & The Giza Girls
>>130458895Reddit
>>130458895I believe this is Damaar
>>130458895it wasn't the chicks who asked for a pic lmao
Metalheads
>>130458264varg: stop watching porn
Objectively speaking the greatest and trvest demo of all timehttps://youtu.be/HvMC4xcuKtI
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>>130458821chat is this real
>>130458961
>>130458839Correct.
>>130458895Apostate
does anyone really believe that if hitler had escaped, Israel wouldn’t have exhausted every resource imaginable to track him down? it’s implausible to think they would accept the bunker suicide narrative if they could have the hunt Hitler down and bring him to justice story to tell until the end of time
>>130459009Israel DID track down escaped Nazis, namely Eichmann
>>130459009https://voca.ro/1eijuAVVr3mj
https://voca.ro/15FgbUixX3DH
>>130458333I'm always surprised to see people rating Spiritual Healing so highly. It's not bad but I like SBG and Leprosy much more.
>>130459041>>130459073rare based vocs from the canuck
This is a music board, you absolute faggots. Matthew do something about this, you can still redeem yourself
Loser metal
https://voca.ro/1bZUKLUPGhGf
>>130459041this guy has a voice that screams “I eat cum”
I wanna see Kate's bush
okay I'm done with Neurosis what to listen to next hmm let me see Brainoil perfect
Not a good look for metalheads
For me it's metal music, but not the chud kind
>>130459120>>130459132Neither of you have the balls to talk you just type like women
AI Ozzy is coming
>>130459273no thanks to Sharon Levy
>>130459267Why are you such a loser mate
>>130459267You're not talking you're typing Kristy.
I just roke up (and can't come down!)
>>130458267this is like black metal with relapsecore riffingsounds like father-son incesthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-Cu77tD2v4&list=RDS-Cu77tD2v4&start_radio=1
Bros it finally arrived
>>130459315just roke it
>>130459323lol why is it all dented
>>130459319>WhorecraftI remember that porno
Real niggas know it’s AOTY
>>130459352>Amerifat NSBMno, just no
>>130459319Mentally ill fat loser post
>>130459352>Amaryan NSBM Yes, just yes
>>130459132Holy shit your right
>>130459352>somethingidk whatever i guess
Herman Li and Tim Henson linked up. Need it or keep it?
>>130459396>not wearing dressesmissed opportunity
>>130459114This dude has a clear mental disability
>>130459400That was reserved for when they stopped streaming and Herman fucked Tim. Another missed opportunity.
>>130459403I used to get hit and punched a lot by my older brother during childhood but I don't think it shows or anything.
>>130458546where is the Texas Thrasher when you need him
>>130458267They were kinda losing me with the extended track length of the third song (as well as the midi synth in the main riff and clean vocal passages) plus the cringe folk piece after it, but this turned out to be a decent black metal album overall
I hate Pantera so goddamn much
>>130459423we posting ancient /metal/ memes now?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MhPBrMSeMHE
>>130458267Comfort album
>>130459429if it's any consolation, anon, i don't like pantera either.
>>130459429I like Pantera, slayer, possessed, pestilence. You should listen to what you like, not what the Facebook meme tells you to like.
>>130459427that album is a classic you dunce
>>130459328Based roker
I just roke off
>>130459323lls
>>130459352Norsecore ahh looking cover
Nekrosoldat is a musikal genius
Blocks your path
>>130459488>be just chillin' in your fuckin' house>hear something rustling outside>look out the window>see thatwat do
>>130459495shoot
>>130459495Nothing he's a pussy and will run away when he sees me looking at him
>>13045949512 gauge shell to the vital organs
>>130459470Incoherent post
Shockingly high quality DSBM. And the guitarist killed himself so it’s trve
Nirvana is honorary metal (bad music)
>>130459551https://voca.ro/17c18UsN3PGs
>>130459573>album is called "Blessings of the Highest Order">every single track is a Nirvana covernow THIS is bad, shit even
>>130459576Another rare based vocaroo that we're all listening to
>>130459488That is a nice Krieg shirt.
>>130459594The cover of "School" off that album is great.
>>130459594Pretty good score on RYM.
https://voca.ro/1sknObVEOApu
>Pretty good score on RYM.
summoning bongman
banishing bongman
>>130459645Bongman killed himself after completing his DSBM demo but forgot to upload it to the internet
>>130459551>guitarist killed himself>Died of: Cancer
The greatest cover album ever recorded, bar none
Bongman was the cultural, governmental, and spiritual center of /metal/His presence is greatly missed here as rampant faggotry runs amok, unchecked
https://voca.ro/1at9KsoeoosJ
>>130459655false. bongman became a sociable normie and abandoned us.
>>130459676is this band racist?
>>130459714seems ok to me
>>130459682Correct.
>>130459669Chuck?
>>130459696The way of all posers.
>>130459696Pussy is too powerful bros... It corrupted even the most strongest incel among us... Soon we will have girlfriends too, ugh
From Cryptopsy last night.
>>130459956do they play stuff from blasphemy/nsv or is it all new bullshit
>>130459827that was AIDS
>>130459956No Lord Worm = IDGAF
>>130459956Not the greatest looking venue...
>>130459330Plastic/minimum wage workers. I think it's supposed to be smokey around the edges.>>130459470I don't know what the hell this means
>>130460367The art is pretty cool
>>130460381ah yes, you are now the proud owner of "fags jousting with their 5 foot long cocks (2026)"
>>130460392I've finally made it
>>130460392Why are metalheads like this
Let's get some better resolution on that
>>130460420>punching self in face as two guys with metre-long dicks duke it out beside meHappens every time I go to bed lol
>>130460420surprised the modern rendition of Hobbs' Leviathan isn't forcing a cock arm down its own throat
>>130459956A fucking leaf
>>130460474The True, WHITE, North, Strong & Free, yes correct \m/
>>130460559>canada>white
>>130460577>america>white
>>130460559Check your lakes, rivers, and streams, guy? You might find shit like 6-armed elephant statues along with literal shit
>>130460392Don't forget "naked fags shooting loads into outer space (2026)"
>>130460599>outer space is a vacuum>outer space succ
>>130460628The vacuum of space does not suck. You sound like a flat Earther.
>>130460582whiter than you sukdeep dikshit
>>130460681lmao what r u some kind of scientist?"vacuums don't suck" lol fuck outta here
>>130460559Lol
me in the bunker blasting racist riffs
>>130460951HAIL!
>>130459956It was almost all the classics. There played a some of the new stuff, and yeah the crowd did react as much to it.>>130460051New vocalist did his best, but yeah wasn't the same. His highs and stuff were solid, but didn't have the same Tazmanian devil vibe that lord worm had.>>130460139It's ok for what it is lol, they do all sorts of shows there. I will say the crowd was a bit eclectic. Necrot was the co-headliner. I fucking love Necrot (esp the first record and the demos) but My god, OSDM revival stuff attracts some cringy ass zoomers. Total fucking posers, WILL NOT be going to shows in ten years. Lots of them probably won't in five. THEY BE BURNT OUT, DRINKING THERE SIX PACK, AND WATCHING THE SPORTSBALL
>>130458267the drums are cool
>>130460583no joke i found an oddly decorated pumpkin preserved through some very strange chemical trickery & a copper bowl shaped like a turtle with the the bowl made into what would have been the turtle's shell. this was in a bog a few towns over.https://youtu.be/724lETBkhBA?si=vA-c3aqXMnZUtiO2
>>130458670>Halo>Nintendo SwitchConsole shit for kids and casuals, we are real PC gamers here.>>130458684Based, this was literally my introduction to metal. And Blind Guardian is still my favorite band.
>>130458264
bump for metallers
>black girl sending me metal she's listening to>she has half-decent taste
>>130463301what she be listening to
>>130463324Wormrot apparently
What do you guys think is the best Nunslaughter album?
>>130463380debut
>>130463380Really almost everything they do is consistently the same so picking a worst/best isn't easy for me, so I just default to Hell's Unholy Fire as it was the first one I heard and has a couple specific tracks that stuck with me longer.
>>130458670that's niceI'll listen to that album sometime soon
>>130463424I wouldn't bother, Sleep Token are quite shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPHuXfBfHtoFuck yeah it rips
>>130463532hell yes
What does /metal/ think of the big four of current death metal? and the maggot stomp kinda sound more broadly
>>130463576tung tungtung sahur
>>130458264Is this a picture of your average /mu/ user?
>>130459075>Spiritual HealingMe too, it's their worst album, one of the few I regret buying
>>130464052It's the best "old school" Death album by miles.
>>130463301where do you find qveens like that
this bass riff often pops into my headhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1RLJTxF9hs
>>130463576I yet to have to listen to Tomb mold. Sangu are pretty OK, I'm not big on slam/dbm. Frozen soul are above OK but their songs are too similar to each other, 200 are good. They opened for Cryptopsy and they were the best that evening out of the 4 bands. Frozen soul was also pretty good live.
>>130463352holy basedfuck outta the way virgin, she's mine
>>130460051>I only like meme vocalists!!
>that 120 views music that you stumble into and immediately lovehttps://youtu.be/S3Zqk67Q0Dg
>>130464578this dude is shitting out music
>>130458267It's okJust like everything he made in the last 10 years
>>130459075>>130464052Most people rate it as their weakest though
>>130464585>in 1 yearOkay that's a bit too much wtf
>>130464592>TSoP that highI can't stand the vocals on that album
spiritual healing is the last true death album, the rest of their discography is just gay progslop influenced by chuck's aids
>>130464649>gay progslopThat was the Control Denied album
>>130458375Kek
I lost my virginity 20 years ago to Judas Priest Painkiller. Have you lost yours yet?
>gives 5% because it's not 100% death metal
>>130458396HEIL HANNEMAN
>>130464787Sorry bro, the arbiters of metal have spoken
>>130460051>>130461765The problem with the new lineup isn't just that they lost Lord Worm's schizophrenic vocals and lyrics, given that Whisper Supremacy is great even without Da Worm. It's the atmosphere they now create, musically and visually. They went from trenchcoat lunatics to professional "normal" metal musicians with clean production and image. I'm not blaming them, at least they're not posing as something they're not, but they're simply another band now.
>>130464787how much of a fag you have to be to read ma reviews
>>130464785Were you a top or bottom?
>>130464825I like to read negative reviews on MA and RYM. They are almost always completely retarded.
>>130464825To be fair I read them for a great laugh. Especially if its like "I'm rating this album badly cos its RAYCIS" and then you check all their reviews and their taste is dogshit.
Pull the Butt Plug
Bite The Pillow
What kind of metal are the kids making? I don't wanna be a crusty boomer forever.
>>130464962>What kind of metal are the kids making?none
>>130464962metalcore, alt metal, blackgaze
new Elder record is great. Some serious riffage
>>130465126Any reason to check that out besides curiosity?I only went to their debut album, didn't bother with demos.
>>130465283If you really, really like Insomnium's earlier albums then I would check them out for sure. They have pretty good production for being demos. I'm just checking them out for curiosities sake myself.
>>130464962I haven't seen a metal band with median age below 27 since before the coof, even at local shows. Maybe they're too lazy or don't have the balls to put themselves out there in a unironical way.
>>130458869Because yurokebabs are beyond cucked.
>review mentions a standout track>album doesn't have any songs titled that, in fact non of the song titles even include any of the words of the supposed standout track
>>130459494My queen.
>>130464823Good postModern death metal really lacks the presentation that lives up to its name. A band called 'Cryptopsy' should give the vibe of some deranged grave diggers
>>130464962Kids are making some decent brutal dm bands these days
>>130464823Thing for me is I swear all their fucking riffs blend together.They do the same kind of "frantic noisy riff" followed by chugs and then just repeat that on loop.They almost never ever fucking GROOVE like oldtopsy did.
>>130465503We get it mate you're listening to demos.
>>130464599another unfortunate case of Drowning-the-Lightardationget this nigga in a band already
>>130465521I only posted one other demo ITT
>>130458267It's good, yippee
>>130465460>average dude in a black longcoat>virgin: OMG LOOK A DERANGED GRAVEDIGGER
ITT: Bands where their debut album is the only good one.
>>130465570>band is called Cryptopsy>have songs about necrophiliadid you forget those particular details?
>>130465400First time listening to this. Is later Corpsegrinder era CC better than early Corpsegrinder era? Never bothered checking anything out by CC after Bloodthrist, but this is better than that album.
>>130465585I only listen to bands with trad lyrics and values
>>130465605maybe
>>130465585>>have songs about necrophiliaFETCH THE DEAD SPHINCTERCOLD GREEN MEATHOW DID HIS ASS TASTE?TENDER AND SWEETAND THEN WE FUCKED ITAND THEN WE FUCKED ITAND THEN WE FUCKED ITAND THEN WE FUCKED IT
>>130465629Do listen with your wife who was a virgin when you met, right?
>>130465605If 'later' means post-Bloodthirst, then yes.
>>130465460Yes, but up to the early 2000s extreme metalheads were often deeply weird people who were into actual morbid stuff IRL, see picrel. It's not an attitude you can just imitate and come out believable. >>130465490NSV was recorded by a feverish Mounier and a completely wasted Lord Worm. I'm quite sure they now record to a click track, all clean and tidy. That way they lose the groove and sound like a group of nerds in a studio instead of cokeheads. >>130465570Hello newfriend, and welcome to metal. Extreme metal in the 80's and 90's had quite a few grave diggers, murderers, arsonists.
>>130464578I was bracing myself to hear some disso trash because of the greek title, but it turned out to be something alright after all.
how do we chase out of metal the plebbitors and normalfags bros
>>130465690Based. Infester is still better though.
first impression of new pharmacist is better than flourishing extremities
Name a good metal band that isn’t boring and has pop sensibilities like Meshuggah
>>130465857>>130465508
>>130465840I have good taste in music anon I wouldn't post shit
Sabbat was litty
>>130466130Sabbat rules.
>>130466130>nip gilfwould
>>130465460>Modern death metal really lacks the presentation that lives up to its name.I never liked how death metal became way too focused on just the music. Bands became insanely technical but stopped putting any effort into the visual side of things.
caloric surplus riffs
why do Burzum fans kill themselves so often