Elvis Presley was a pathetic drug infested blimp who sang cover songs for a living
>>130478961fact check: TRUE. always thought the story about him being so fat he jumped on a private plane and flew to Tennessee to buy 20 loaves of bread hollowed out and filled with peanut butter and bacon was hilarious though
>>130478961>a pathetic drug infested blimp who sang cover songs for a livingNo one asked for your life story
>>130478961He's just like me except I'm poor
>>130478961elvis at his worst high on barbital and sweating like a pig in heat on stage performing still had more talent than your entire bloodline ever will. i suggest you shut your faggot mouth your worthless snotnosed pissant
i fucking hate that baz luhrman movie. He could've told that lazy piece of shit kid to put on some weight, or at least wear a fat suit. The end result was ludicrous, fiction masquerading as the truth.
>>130479137Baz's style matched perfectly for Elvis's life though
>>130479127you the same guy who always whiteknights the beatles?
Elvis was a sweetheart, why do this? You a bold face liar, boy & a right cunt on top
>>130479370Go back to /pw/ drunk
>>130479127Cooked that fucking subhuman freak. His funeral will absolutely be unattended.
>>130479719I don't mind Elvis but why do you care about people attending someone's funeral, it's not like the person will be in a condition to care
>>130479823His lifestyle determines his deathstyle
>>130478961>A guy sang songs written by other people in an era where people sang songs written by other people I never understood this criticism
>>130479841Yes and everyone else like him is a hack as well; Sinatra, Whitney Houston, Ppat Boone etc
>>130479841Just bitter guitarists who are mad they never got the limelight because they're ugly as shit, have no charisma and will NEVER be the guy
>>130479841It highlights their ignorance of the music industry
>>130478961vegas killed him slowly. as did money and fame.
>>130479933Vegas kills everyone.
>>130478961i miss this lil nigga like you wouldn't believe.
Vai dormir, Ed Motta.
>>130478961b-but muh charisma and onstage presence
>>130479841people were making musical masterpieces centuries before Elvis. saying that it was "simply an era where people decided to sing songs written by other people" is just you admiting that it was an era that fucking sucked and that we have thankfully moved away from. It was a shitty era and even its top star (Elvis) was shit too.
>>130481957>people were making musical masterpieces centuries before Elvis. saying that it was "simply an era where people decided to sing songs written by other people" is just you admiting that it was an era that fucking sucked and that we have thankfully moved away from. It was a shitty era and even its top star (Elvis) was shit too.
>>130481991Cooked that fucking fuming faggot
>>130478961He's the king of rock and roll, you're the king of getting fucked in the ass and then contracting HIV, faggot.
>>130478961>blacks and their cucks still seething about the King Lmao
>>130483400>He's the king of rock and rollYou mean Chuck Berry
His Hand In Mine [RCA Victor, 1978]Between its sanctimonious self-righteousness, secular sellouts, and simulated heavenly hosts, the title cut epitomizes why us backsliders have permanent doubts about fundamentalist culture, not to mention the thought of RCA making money off two dead messiahs at once. C
Fun fact: that is a pic of Tortelvis from Dread Zeppelin
>>130479127Jesus, anon, you didn't need to fuckin' torch-flambé OP this fucking hard, goddamn, lmao. Then again, on the other hand... Fucking BASED and OP is in absolute fuckin' SHAMBLES and his family lineage got absolutely NUKED from fucking Pluto.>>130479840>Referencing that semi-cockshit album with that fuckstick Lars and his cancerous drums that sound like a goddamn oil drum>>130479933I'd argue that even Tom Parker working Elvis to his death was also a contributor. Fuck, the fact that his name ain't even Tom Parker, but Andreas Cornelis van Kuijk. Also he most likely murdered some newlywed woman that worked in the town in the Eurotrash country he came from and Tom Parker is frying in Hell as we speak. God, if only the authorities and such could look into that entire case and posthumously damn him and his name up here on the surface world as well. A man can dream.
>>130478961yes, and?
>>130483417because niggers have a king: Michael Jackson and he became white. Blacks will never recover from white MJ their best musician the King of Pop he wanted to be a white girl that gets away with being a pedophile.
WEHMUHWEHMUHWEHMUHWELLLLLLLLLITS RICK AND MORTY TIIIIIIME
>>130486058>became whiteand trannies are women right?
>>130485632>can't take a joke>wall of text
>>130478961>Peanut butter and jelly with baconThat sounds delicious ngl
Tortelvis>Elvis
>>130485632>A man can dreamTELL ME WHY OH WHY CANT MY DREAM COME TRUE
