explain, without mentioning fans, why this band makes you seethe
I'd love to go back to being 16 in 2005, buying this CD at Best Buy, coming home to my room, and playing it on my hifi for the first time. There's no drug that could match that feeling.
>>130494085they don't. i like most of their songs. but the music is too depressing to play around other people which sucks. also i think maynard james keenan is a bit of a fag but that goes for just about every musician.
theyre fucking boring and maynard is a cringelord faggot
idk i just find them boring, nothing against them
>>130494085Make you wait for their albums for so long, that you could have listened to the last one together with your kids and since 10 000 Days it is just the same boring shit
>>130494085no soulno funno poisonhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Pov0MKuyJfg&ra=m
>>130494085Meandering bland music with some of the worst lyrics spouted by an immense faggot
>>130494085songs and the whole album are just too long. basically need to wear a diaper if you plan on listening to it in one go without pausing
>>130494085It's just really mediocre and boring metal with a bad singer and yet somehow there's a legion of fags who think it's the best music they've ever heard in their lives? I don't hate them, they're just utterly unremarkable to me and I'm baffled by their popularity.
>>130494085It insists upon itself
>>130494085> toot
>>130494085Because I'm a grown man.
It’s just 90s radio butt rock for Progg fans who want to look sophisticated. What really separates tool from Korn, creed, or hootie and the blowfish. It was all the same mainstream canoe garbage to me.
>>130496840This. Lyrics are good to look back at but that's all.
>>130494085>smokes weed onceThe band
I hate this fag's voice and all their songs are shit
>>130494085They pretend they are smart when in fact they are low brow and stupid, and it actively retards the good bassist and ok drummer, because Adam Jones is a turbo faggot. They cannot understand basic hot topic mysticism well enough to interpret any of it. And the music is toddler-simple.
>>130498226Maynard... Yes also GAY
>>130494085basically the first bassist was TOOL, and they lost the plot when he left. and he left because they were retards starting to overthink and second-guess everything
>>130494085Because they took a steaming shit all over their legacy by releasing only mediocrity after Lateralus.
>>130494085What killed Tool for me was seeing them live. Giant screens with videos of camels and elephants fucking. Maynard in full trans. All their fans that left when they stopped playing making fun of the next act which was Prodigy. The whole thing was a real downer.
I think maynard was brainwashed in yhe army and TOOL is a government psyop.Adam jones worked for ILM lmao wtf
i simply do not like contemporary pop music, simple as. these guys have more in common with coldplay and sleep token than aquilius or moonsorrow or whatever
>>130494085"Progressive" music for people who think they're too special for radioslop (they're not)