Round 2 edishOLD:>>130480462 FAQ: https://pastebin.com/DCGqE5iL
Artist: DarkthroneAlbum: PanzerfaustSong: Beholding The Throne of Might>And destruction upon the holy man>Who hails a jew
ACTUAL OLD: >>130484567Dumbass
BLASTING
""Poppy"" the ""Metal"" ""Musician""
Eternal Heils to the Legendary Philosopher-Musician-God VARG VIKERNES!
>>130494437HEIL
>>130494437This guy's autistic and cringe
>>130494378Don't make the thread early next time
Is Varg quietly one of the oldest memes on 4chan?
>>130494420BLASTING this while lurking rekt threads on /gif/ is what Joe Frankulin would've wanted btw>>130494437HEIL! Hope they find a cure to his AIDS soon enough
>>130494460This >>130494252 was the 311th post in the thread, linking to >>130494250 which was made after the 310th >>130494243 post in the previous thread. There is no legitimate reason for the thread with an on topic image to have been removed other than sensitives from the discord jannies and their peers who devastate this general.
BLASTING https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f60T1jy7ac8&list=RDf60T1jy7ac8&start_radio=1 Weird black metal mixed with post-punk influences!
>>130494420
My favorite autisthttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mQWcrVSF5GQ
What happened to the real thread?
>>130494553Jannies closed it down, 'cause they got AIDS
another absolutely tragic edition from the mod clique pedophile freaks
The rodential lineage of /metal/ threads
>>130494481Just follow the rules next time, simple as
Hails to the anon that linked that Patriot EP in the dead thread. Not Fatherland but they do it well!
>>130494616Just be a cliquespamming faggot, Got it.
it's pronounced za sweat ahh
>m-muh cliqueLaughing because this guy's not being even remotely ironic or sarcastic
Why would we need more irony with you here
Metalheads lol
Bolt Thrower are the rare, rare example of a band that got better with time. The first few records didn't do anything for me, but man, when I heard Mercenary for the first time I got it. I think "Those Once Loyal" is there best record but I love the last three. Perfect Death Metal records. Smokes ANYTHIN AND EVERYTHIN BY C.C,Gayicide or Morbid gayngel
>>130494794Carcass is a better example
>>130494804broccoli-headed zoomie hands typed this post
every carcass album is shit/thread
>broccoli-headed zoomie hands typed this post
hector tried to warn us. he fought the good fight against the freak and we took him for granted. now he's gone and we're stuck with this discord simp reject ruining our threads.
Had no clue that deaf niggers browsed this board too :O
Haela Ravenna Hunt-Hendrix
Is there a better Black Metal record? I'm honestly curious.
No white person should ever have a hyphenated last name
>>130494853there are many
If you don't like Teitanblood, you don't like extreme metal. simple as.
https://voca.ro/1grWgoG9DiDg
>>130494873Name Three brah brah
>>130494894tamponblood sucks
>>130494902You're homeless
>>130494930u probably listen to styro girlfriend metal like watain and Dark Funeral
>>130494902LOL
>>130494894>>130494930GONNA HAVE TO DISAGREE BROTOWN. Tetragrammacide FUCKING smokes every thing that band ever did. I think if you aren't a fan of Tetragrammacide , you really can't claim to like extreme metal. That's the real shit, that's realy underground music. That's actually extreme,
>>130494942i listen to trve wagnerian hitleric metal like aryan blood and aryan kampf 88
>>130494940https://voca.ro/1mViRMz2hPGs
>>130495015both those bands are basically girlfriend nsbm at this point.
>>130494991that shit is reddit as FUCK
Tetreddeemasaar
>>130495039Extreme metal?
>>130495147tetragrandmascunt is the same brand of reddit söyslop as revenge
>>130494894Teitanblood is what my brain sounds like when I'm masturbating (and that's a good thing)>>130494420
>>130495288dumb dissoshit coombrain
>>130495295Teitanblood isn't disso, you are mindbroken
>>130494474Varg does not have AIDS. He has KIDS.
>>130495321he has AIDS babies, they're a walking plague
Will varg's kids be contributing members of society or waste more taxpayer money?
>>130494420Getting blazed, drinking my decaf chai before bed, and blasting the new Jute Gyte. Kino.
Juneteenth should be renamed in the honor of Adam Kalmbach who gave so much
>>130495355And what if his daughters are hot? What about that
>>130495379Weird creepy metalhead post, stay safe Varg
How many times can you bench press your body weight?I'm 215 lb and can probably bench that 6 or 7 times
>>130495428His oldest daughter is in her thirties. How old are you that this is creepy
>>130495475175 x 10 but I can do 12 when blasting Hitleric riffs
Just heard this absolute kino, what else should I listen to from melodeath?
>>130495210Thats bullshit. If you don’t like war metal, you just aren’t a real metalhead. You listen to pop with distorted guitars or gay jazzy hipsterslop made by people who’ve never heard an Archgoat or black witchery record in there life
>>130495490Disingenuous creep post, stay safe Varg
>>130495622Gaylord trannee
>>130495636Creep
>>130495661Do you not own a mirror? Lmao women are a million times more scared of you than they are of me.
>>130495731Creepy post
>>130495800F U
>>130495016Correct
>>130495475excercising is for homosexuals
>>130495978Women like me muscles and ripped physique, but they have me. I'm tim henson only.
>>130496027*can't
Is this the most disappointing fallow up in metal history? I remember hearing this when it first came out and being so fucking disappointing.
>>130495566First few Amon Amarth albums
>>130494823>eating meat is le bad
>>130496126Is that Morrissey?
>>130496126Love Rot >>130495566I never liked that show. Watched a bunch of episodes. It felt very "millenial humour" to me, like it was designed for that generation of millenial metalheads in the 2000s who grew up in the shadow of there chad gen x older brothers who actually got the experience the good shit. Metal culture in the 2000s sucked dick, it become very funkopopified. The music was mid too, Deceased are the only melodeath band I care about a lot.
>>130496140Ok unc
>>130496127Are they a vegetarian band? Adding them to the chart if so.
>>130496156Pretty clearlyhttps://genius.com/Carcass-unfit-for-human-consumption-lyrics
>>130496140unc is correct
>>130496147It's true lol. If you never got to see Cannibal with barnes, you probably liked metalopcoalips >>130496156HOLY NEW FAG Carcass being vegetarian/vegan has been a thing forever. You must be out of the loop, or just not a Carcass fan lmao
>>130496163>>130496170Not a fan of death metal, just thought the album cover was pretty cool.
>>130496175You don't like death metal? wow that's a first. Are you a kvlt black metal guy? or like a power metal guy? I'm honestly curios. Don't tell me you listen to gay ass hipster metal
>>130496170Chris Barnes is a pussy
>>130496204Greatest death metal vocalist of all time. He was a god among men. If you got to see him like I did in the early 90s you would understand little one
>>130496209frank mullen better
>>130496184>You don't like death metal? wow that's a first.Yeah? Is it?
>>130496209https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlw77SEQX58
>>130496156What chart? Do we have a vegetarian metal chart?
>>130496477>30 years later
>Brutal Death MetalHmm, isn't Death Metal, you know, already brutal? Isn't it a bit redudant?
>>130496526impossible
>>130496629If you can understand the lyrics it's not brutal enough
Thought on Peste Noire? I'm trying to like it but it's mehJ'avais rêvé du Nord and Dueil Angoisseus are good but the rest I can't get into
>>130496361Yes. Every metalhead I’ve ever met likes atleast a few death metal bands, like the pussy melodeath shit like arch enemy or whatever. I even know a prog dude who can’t stand DM, but likes Scar Symmetry. I can totally understand not liking Thrash or black but like….Death metal is the perfect music genre. It’s got a bit of everything. It’s metal in its purest essence.
>>130496815some of the best black metal out there. also the most recent album is one of famine's finest
>>130496832I was talking about normal people
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4L20t8DvlgTHEY TRYNA BUILD A PRISONTHEY TRYNA BUILD A PRISONTHEY TRYNA BUILD A PRISONFOR YOU AND ME TO LIVE INANOTHER PRISON SYSTEMANOTHER PRISON SYSTEMANOTHER PRISON SYSTEMFOR YOU AND ME
>>130496085It's the best Mayhem album. You're entitled to your opinion but if you're a true Mayhem fan that's usually the album for you with the most substance. You have the right to feel disappointed though, you had expectations that weren't met, it's entirely up to you.
>>130494420https://youtu.be/JwovnullOQ0?si=g5Mo7EIWp91YaOZchttps://youtu.be/NZ_wT5qx0UM?si=HvzgaDJxItUyRf6Zhttps://youtu.be/4r9kiLhqv10?si=_AaUCKESlLYVT5NShttps://youtu.be/CK-lK0LMhA4?si=TyMhA5kjlMr9xiTahttps://youtu.be/nqiVvOXotyw?si=6hCy7tosPbMudlly
It insists upon itself.
>>130497847nowell maybe a bit
>be me>sat in local pub enjoying a nice cold pint after smoking a fat one with my bro>hear a sodom song come on the jukebox>very based, very kino>feeling inspired, i lumber over to the jukebox and have a gander at the selection>mostly modern corpo popslop, but has a respectable selection of dm and bm>chuck in 50p and put on morbid angel - immortal rites>sit my crossfaded arse down and continue to enjoy my pint whilst my buddy goes up to get another round>lovely evening, but then see giant gammon man walking over angrily>"WHO PUT THIS EMO SHITE ON">i sit there looking very masculine with my long hair and immortal tee on, trying not to make eye contact until he walks awayhow do i cope with this
>>130497902>morbid angel>EMO SHITECorrect.
>>130495566jap melodeath. Intestine Baalism, Shadow, Serpent, Sorrow of Tranquility, Followbane
>>130494437Varg…our North Star…the guiding light of /metal/
>>130496126Classick!
>>130496815Great band but Neige belongs in prison for the worst vocals in metal history on Dueil angoisseus. Charge him audial genocide at Den Haag
>>130495566Children of BodomWintersunKalmahAtavistia NoumenaBefore the DawnSuotanaGrymheartTyrNortherWarmen InsomniumOmnium GatherumAether RealmDark OathSkyfireDark TranquilityAmorphisNothing New in HeavenAephanemerCrepuscle
>>130498192lol where's this from
>>130498387Rot split with Mesrine.
>>130495321everyone else migrated to AIDS, but Varg is a traditionalist, he still has GRID
HEIL VIKERNES
>>130496815Trannyfucker music
Atmospheric Death Metal
>>130498894Portal?
>>130498911I finish both
>>130498894Prophecy of Doom - Matrix
>>130498894death doom or dissodeath basically
>>130497804spooky album cover
delving a deluge of dissodiaperdisasters
>>130496629not really. compare something like benediction to disgorge
The greatest BDM album of all time and it isn't even remotely close
How does this chigga make a guitar sound like an entire marching band?
>>130499428I wouldn't go that far, I still think that's None so Vile or Blasphemy Made Fleshit is a good album though, has surprising melodies for BDM
>>130499428rymfags worship this mediocre album
>>130499627where do you think he found it? sounds like molested anyway, not really bdm.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUjV0Uyn5lM
Bathory
>drummer is the vocalist
Devin Townsend was the Proto-Chud
>>130500451he's reddit incarnate
>>130500054Mastodon sucks
>>130500593If that's what it takes to write progressive oceanic riffs than so be it
I keep mistyping Dismember as Dismemeber.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBKGnTAHO_Y
>>130500054https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09839DpTctU
>>130500967more like butt alt metal riffs
>>130501280Metal is inherently "alternative"; this label/term is redundant
>>130501350funnily enough alt metal might actually be the least "alternative" metal genre. most of it is just corpo popslop
>>130501350it means devin townsend writes fancy Korn riffs
>black metal>video games>hitlerwhat more could a white man need?
test
>>130497145You sound like a RYM zoomer. True Mayhem fans know “live in Leizpig” is the best thing they ever put out. Infact it’s probably the best album to come out of that entire overrated ass scene
>>130500054The Band
The Who, The The, Talk Talk, The Talking Heads
>>130501400A few cheap-ish Suomi dominatrixes every other weekend paid for by selling another run of crappy Gildan t-shirts on my bandcamp page
>>130501376At least he can write music unlike you lot
>>130494794>Bolt Thrower are the rare, rare example of a band that got better with time. The first few records didn't do anything for me, but man, when I heard Mercenary for the first time I got it. I think "Those Once Loyal" is there best record but I love the last three. Perfect Death Metal records. Smokes ANYTHIN AND EVERYTHIN BY C.C,Gayicide or Morbid gayngel
The metal tasteprison is dissoslop
>>130501922You could easily buy some Gildan t-shirts, a heat press machine, and vinyl rolls for $1,500 then whip up some bootleg shirts and make $5,000 revenue ($4,000 profit)It would only take a day or two to sort out the materials then get in the groove of putting the decals on the shirt
>>130502193$5,500 revenue actually
>>130502147Sloppa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9i-rmjZ3wqAHow is this supposed to be different from Necrophagist and Spawn of Possession exactly? The screechier vocals? Why are those other bands "legit" in death metal circles and not this one? Now that's some poser double standards.
>>130502204>>130502193We have the sweatshop at home
>>130502231It's the screechier vocals, correct
>>130494524If I'm understanding that pic correctly Trey would roll a dice to piece riffs together? Honestly an interesting idea
>>130502147What does all this even mean
I'll need some bitch to do vocals for my music (clean singing). Where do I even find a foid for this? Note: I won't be paying her, obviously.
La Negra Vudú ha venido a marcar su territorio.....
>>130502364Fenriz did female vocals
>>130502231because they were previously a melodic metalcore band. the music they're known for now is also just uninspired and mid melodeath
I just roke up
>>130502609Let this be the last time this is posted
>>130502595Shut up Negru (Negra)
>Let this be the last time this is posted
>>130502665That's me when someone posts women here
Sup fags what you doinI'm hanging out with my friend, we're both metallers. Do any of you fags have an IRL best friend who is also into extreme metal?!
>>130502696Most of my friends like metal to some capacity and id say like 1/4 listen to extreme metal
>>130502685You don't like metal MILF Mondays?
>>130502735I have two additional friends who listen to metal (the four of us are all friends) but they're more focused either on trad shit or J-metal shit. One's a big Candlemass fan and the other's a big Dio fan. >>130502762HEIL !
>>130502696Femme metalhead?
>>130502787Nein!
I am the metal
>>130502851Bold claim to make
That thing ain't cute
>>130502787I want one of these
Thrower, Bolt
>>130494420https://youtu.be/KljxIoJJwbY
>>130502951Looks like autismo metal
>>130502909I don't recommend it
>>130502951album starts with air raid siren <<<<<<<<<<<<<<< album ends with artillery fire
Inshallah, I have just received word that brother Varg Vikernes (pbuh) has reverted to Islam. He unhesitatingly recited the Shahada in front of the local Jama’ah in a stunningly beautiful ceremony surrounded by his beautiful wife and children.
>>130502975>I don't recommend itTell me your experience, dude
>>130503056It first started when she started sketching me. Didn't seem like a big deal and I didn't pay too much attention. "Cool, my art hoe metal gf is drawing me." Then she started drawing me as a corpse and talked about how brutal that was and that death was pretty. Wasn't Tim Burton style or anything like that, just full blown blood and gore. Then things got worse. She got mad me and called me a pussy ass bitch for not wanting to go to a cemetery and break off parts of gravestones. That's when I got sick of her shit and told her to her face that she's a psycho bitch and needed therapy.
>>130502975code?
>>130503130VRKM-201
>>130503052HEIL
>>130500054Tomb Mold and Profanatica are the only metal examples I can think of
>>130503139These are never as good as my imagination
>>130500054autopsy are mid af after mental funeral
>mid af
>>130503109I've already heard the take that women can't handle metal. They're either crazy to begin with, or the scene breaks them That's why you should get yourself a chick who listens to normie metal, or anyone who hasn't ditched their femininity. Because those other bitches just start out as hard-ass, masculine bitches, and there’s nothing stable in their heads
>>130503232>>130503237tell us more anon, we love steamy drizzling shits herehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8kGgtF-C4w
>>130503249https://youtu.be/DQXogZJ8dts
Type O Negative gives me the hot diarrhea shits (and that's why I love them)
What is the metal equivalent of Meat Shits
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVUK2rtAkJE
>>130494420HEIL SØM
>>130502260Trey is a genius.
>>130499472For me it’s Vothana - Do thái là bất hanh của chúng tôi / Jews Are Our Misfortune
>>130503109This never happened. That, or you're 14
>>130503422all of that is believable, except the "having a girlfriend" partbitches be crazy, dawg
>>130503403Correct.
Dogs will eat dog food
>>130503481I will breed the biggest, blackest, most aggressive dogs I can find to develop a taste for Serbian schizos
DEEEAAAAAAAAATH AGAINST YOU ALLGOOOOOOODHEAR MY DEATH CALL
>>130503403What possible problem could an anti-SRV chink have with Jews, considering the Vietnam War to rid the country of communism was carried at their behest (as all American wars are)
First time here in years. Has the AI diaper poster stopped and has Matthew stopped?
>>130503530They're both still here. The scat fetishist usually gets banned pretty quick at least
>First time here in years.
>>130503543I see. I’ll check back in a year or two
>>130503530Was AI diaperposting really that long ago?>so it seems, DALL-E 3 becomes available on Bing in late 2023Grim
>>130503563i helped cultivate that meme
>>13050347810/10 album
https://youtu.be/oUjV0Uyn5lM?si=xjvCSPMvIqLsf_GlThey were so dirty wtf
>>130503637Metal isn't supposed to be clean.
Kill this thread already
>>130494420hell ya
>>130503637Imagine training a model on demos and rehearsals to make whatever output it generates sound like it was recorded in a garbage can, then using AI slop to put out a bunch of shit and having Internet nerd hail it
still waiting on Negru's reaction to Alissa White-Gluz becoming the vocalist of DragonForceor is Negru finally dead?
Heil Haela
>>130497804hell yeah, how do you like it
who's Alissa Whitecum-Guzzler
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vR-kWIdZls
>>130503909What's the rush
>>130504273Tranny
>>130503952negru doesn't concern himself with us mortals any longer
>>130504273We need to dumpster this rat thread he made intentionally to be as obnoxious as possible and start a real /metal/ thread. Rodent threads are off topic simp spam general, if the discord tranny clique didn't shut it down we would carry on with the the /metal/ lineage in a separate thread, but alas our humble general is at the mercy of freaks
>>130504302>>130504279https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBkOU2fuQlw
>>130504302Good post
Just follow the rules, if your thread was deleted it was probably for good reason
Frank Zappa smoking some mary jane
>>130503637>Tom was 25, Jeff was 22, Kerry was 22 and Dave was 21Fuck my worthless metalchud life
>Just follow the rules, if your thread was deleted it was probably for good reason
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RpwuyHkj2MAIt's arrived
>>130494420how did they do it bros
>>130503911Same energy.
>>130503952wtf I thought you were memeing
Stop listening to racist bands
Wait, Arch Enemy and The Agonist aren't the same bands?
>>130504460Genius
>>130504372Good post
metal is for children
>>130504505yes, very unique
>>130504644I like this genre.
>>130504460He's actually improvedI'm proud of him bros
>>130504620stop being a nonce, nonce
>>130504620slayer kid could beat up 3 out of 4 /metal/ posters
>>130504701ugh, stop thinking about children beating you off you fucking pedo
>>130504678I don't understand your britbong goblin babble
>>130504723piss poor attempt, paedophile
post ur most fave album of all times
>>130504620NSBM is for adult men of high intelligence thoughbeit
>>130504799we get it, you're child rapist
>>130504755primitive utterings, I see not a lot has changed since Roman times
my dreams of 8
>>130504789
>>130504810At least romans had Lex Scantinia, kiddie diddler
We respect and admire the musical and intellectual achievements of Varg here
>>130505004simp
.
https://voca.ro/19JE2GOSUvdq
>>130505023ok that one's just lazy, at least the other two fake covers show some creativity
I can easily tell the resident schizo is simping for Varg and samefagging
>>130505042well there is always just one person simping for varg, so... congrats, Columbo?
Can I get some suggestions for metal to listen to when your antidepressants won't let you nut?
>>130504644Thanks for the the recs sister \m/
>>130505059and make sure to take the advise to heart
>>130505059https://voca.ro/1hgS1NUfsDVC
https://voca.ro/1ZnDlDGD8fCs
>>130505070Listened to this for the first time recently, shit's great.
>>130505229top 5 DSBM of all time, and Angantyr's first three albums are astounding too, if you like the raw but riff-centric, somewhat melodic sound of bands like Sargeist and Arckanum
>>130505257>AngantyrI've got Hævn on my phone, is that one of the three good ones?
>>1304994286/10
>>130504199i like it quite a bit
DUDE THE TISH
>>130505059
how to we feel about peel sessions
Wintersun's The Way of the Fire has the most ridiculous guitar solos I've ever heard. Is this what saunas do to you? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4l5TfUESbNA&t=399s
>>130507343Listen to the guitar only version to truly appreciate it https://youtu.be/F9M7JQsgixkBut yes, Jari is a genius and Wintersun is in my top 10 bands and top 3 Melodeath band probably
>>130507411What about the 2006 demo version played in his living room on a $200 guitar?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U2gcLDfVEC4&t=2584s
>>130507430Sounds like something Kalmah would play in the vein of The Blinder Leader if Antti Kokko was a more technical guitarist.
>>130507443>KalmahAnother Finnish band.
>>130507446All the best melodeath bands are Finnish>CoB>Wintersun>(early) Ensiferum>Kalmah>Noumena>Before the Dawn>Wolfheart>Kalmah>Norther>Warmen>Insomnium>Omnium Gatherum
>>130507472Eternal Tears of Sorrow, the Kalmah spinoff, is also great. A Virgin and a Whore is a top 5 melodeath album to me.
>>130507476Haven't listened to them yet, only 1 or 2 songsThey're on my waiting list, I have hundreds of bands to listen it'll take me quite some time
>>130507486Very keyboards-centric. The melodies are reminiscent of Warmen.
>>130507556>>130507556>>130507556
