"I wrote 'Good Golly Miss Molly' because I wanted to make a song that Pat Boone wouldn't be able to cover."
>>130511649Denise's uncle from Full House sure is zesty
>>130511649how has Boone managed to last this long? oh right, Hell's afraid he'll take over.
JENNYJENNYJENNYWON'TYOU COME ALONG WITH ME
One of the zestiest niggas of all time.
>>130511649i think he meant to say "because im a salty bisexual and my lady boner gone make it rain"
>>130513181mmm excuse me, he appeared on letterman and he cleary said "I'M NOT GAY ANYMORE.. SHUT UP!"
THE ARCHITECT OF ROCK'N'ROLL
>>130513209>anymoreSHUT UP
>>130511649This nigga is supposedly the GOAT and he has like four hit songs and they're all the same
>>130511649Pat Boone could turn anything into a hit.Some just Chad like that.
>>130516004as even Cuckgau who worships LR admits that he was a one-sound guy
>>130516635>Pat Boone could turn anything into a hitor, well, his label's Payola machine could, anyway
>>130511649He became degayed when Mike Love started rubbing his body and undressing in front of him
>>130519538Dot was an infamous and degenerate record label that existed solely to make shitty rock and R&B covers for kids with Ned Flanders kind of parents who wouldn't let them have the real thing.