'Nother Simp EditionOLD: >>130507556FAQ: https://pastebin.com/DCGqE5iL
first for djent
BLASTING
repeat after me:we hate cats, whores, kpop, namefags, tripfags, avatarfags, incoherent posts, incorrect posts, coreshit, wiggershit, nu-metal, non-metal, unriffs, nonriffs, idm, edm, tourists, posers, and AI slop in this thread
>>130512107Correct.
>>130512079https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QW5VkLambbU
In the chilly winter of '90-'91, Varg invented metal and riffs.
>>130512121when are they going to release a new album
>>130512134Varg invented BLACKED metal which is now suffering from AIDS
>>130512134incorrect, it was a mild winter and varg was rapaciously raped.
>>130512079CamonboyHirayakury camonboyBaradahoy nozeHora YukioTirasury otoremuHaragataro uma
>>130512142Whenever he takes another picture of his suit of armor
>>130512155kek
>>130512134Name a single good Burzum riff
>>130512155he just inverts the colors in MS paint
>>130512187the crying orc
>>130512098BLASTING this while trying to heal, please donate to my go fund me, $10 will make me less racist, $100 will make me extremely less racist, thank you!
i wrote a riff todaywhat the fuck have YOU done?
>>130512098
varg's solo on war sucks
>>130512246post it FAGGOT
>>130512187War
>when the reverb saturated nonriff on the war metal track slaps
>>130512286>what a shotgun barrel sees before the nu-male makes one last söyface
>>130512273it goesduh duh DUH duh duh duh DUH weowwww neer DUH
>>130512259Don't get me started on the gong playing on Dungeons of Darkness
>>130512187jesus tod
>>130512296
>>130512296anon, you might have something here
Opeth - Would? (Alice in Chains cover)
>>130512119Based retard
>>130511900Learn what a non-sequitur (my term that you have borrowed) is before using the term
>>130512378Good evening Matthew
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RpwuyHkj2MAThe song we've all been waiting for
>>130512393holy fucking based
>>130512393this forced meme was never funny
i'm moving to louisiana so i've been listening to swamp slipknot, crowbar and exhorder to prepare
>>130512393>check out their other videos>he replies to almost every commentlmao
>>130512449all you need is NOLA
>>130512380Marty you mean
>>130512465*Pedothew
>>130512393Best track shared so far
>>130512468Weirdo
>>130512490yea he's a freak
>>130512098https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lm2p31tkTho
>>130512232Shalom
>>130512539Not a good look for metalheads
>>130512079I've met "girls" on 4chan who look like this guy.
so did mastodon book the wrong revolution venue or what.. fucking boise?
>>130512545Shalom Aleichem
>>130512576Did they ever try biting off your dick too?
Listening to Vektor
>>130512098HEIL OBORNHEIL BUCKINGHAMHEIL THE WIZ !!!
>>130512802Why's he happy about this
>>130512792No they mostly want to fuck each other or fuck real girls. Strange lot those guys.
>>130512802Listening to Vektor will only give you enough strength to lightly tackle your gay anorexic twink husband, sorry man, I don't make the rules
>>130512543>oh yeah, that happened
I WANNA SEE KING'S DIAMOND
>>130512838Sounds like you're speaking from experience. Metal post
>>130512841I'd like to rearrange Olivia's guts tb h
>>130512841>>130512856>>130512864what does this have to do with metal?
>>130512893she's in like 5 metal bands, including King Diamondwhat bands are you in?
>>130512893What do you have to do with metal, you fucking guy¿?
>>130512893Disingenuous post
>>130512864Yeah, I've been around many Vektor fans before, worst mistake of my life
>>130512899>>130512901>>130512909Are you guys all in the same discord chat? Embarrassing to be brigading us this blatantly.
It's fucking hot out. Imma queue up sum Earth to commiserate to.
>>130512899>she's in like 5 metal bands, including King DiamondOlivia's Rodrigo is so talented :O
Thank you for the worthless cliquespam
>>130512956True
>>130512965Shhhhhhhhhhhh
>>130512974THAT'S HAWT! Can't wait to give her AIDS!!
Got my ass kicked for wearing a Burzum shirt at Starbucks
Jute Gyte shirts up on the bandcamp
>>130512974Looks like literally tens of thousands of other mixed race women
>>130513017Gonna get one for your boyfriend?
>>130513018She's like a 7 max in LA.
>>130513017Buying 1 of each to support the scene, but the allies more importantly
hello i'm a retarded simp and i'm addicted to porn. i masturbate all day long and i love pop whores. do i like metal? no, why do you ask?
>>130512953>>>/mu/ is that way
J-Dawg is selling Castle Rat merch
>>130513029Not quite how averages work but okay
>>130513018>>130513029rude
>>130513040raising someone else's child isn't cheap, got to make what you can
olivia rodrigo is hot but she's no mary jane zazueta
How much of a meme loving fuck would I be if I bought a Scream Bloody Gore shirt
>>130513073Correct
>>130513084if you want to buy it you should buy it. the real loser move would be letting the people on this imageboard determine what you do.
>>130513073>>130513085Not a good look for metalheads
>>130513040Go cry to Andrew Tate about it
>>130513096Tate's got more bitches, money, and relevance than Jkook ever will
Кинo Alert!
>>130513094metal is the most scene conscious subculture there is and metalheads constantly seek external validation
>>130513110that's fucking gay
>>130513096LmfaoBodied that sex trafficking POS
>>130513096sick sabbat shirt
>>130513119You're fucking gay you fucking guy \m/
>>130513122Alri Justin
>>130513096kek dawg doesn't miss
>>130513110incorrect. metal is RIFF conscious, everything else is downstream from the riff.
I am albino. You wish to see me?
>>130513105Correct.
>>130513144oh yeah buddy? I got something downstream for ya>*unzips*
>>130512107Add schizos and simps in the first place, and put AI slop in third place
Rob Halford reportedly fills an entire one of those rolling trash bins that you take out to the edge of your driveway with soiled nappies each day. He has to set a timer to change it every 15 minutes because he doesn’t even really have bowel movements, it just kind of dribbles out
>>130513148
>>130513094We rightly bully any poser who poses a T-shirt with Gustave Dore or H.G. Giger artwork on them
me rockin out to priest
>>130513148Give us the gold nuggets in your skull right now. We need them to make magic riffs
>>130512098this fucking rulesan entire generation of Norwegian DM was snuffed out by Euronymous; fuck that piece of shit faggot, he should have died sooner and never influenced a god damn thing
>>130513170Cool it with antisemitism bucko
>>130513219Shush. Those early bm records are perfect.
>>130513219I agree, euronymous was a massive fuck up. However that album you replied to is British. I own it, it is entertaining at first but is boring by the 3rd listen.
real OGs wear a Nunslaughter - Guts of Christ shirt
>>130513255he was talking about the Immortal demo you dipshit
>>130513195Good post
>>130513272Oh well in that case I can't agree because that demo is fucking gay
>>130513284>>130513255>>130513219I thought it was the Marduk logo at first.
HEIL THE WITCHFINDER
PUT ME ON THE NIGHT FLIGHT TO TOKYOI WANNA MEET THE TOKYO ROSENIGHT FLIGHT TO TOKYOTAKE ME TO THE LAND OF MY DREAMS
I still haven't listened to a single b*rzum song and never will.
>>130512098is the mix supposed to be shitty on purpose?
>>130513362Pay your dues, cunt.
>>130513400cool album art
hey do you guys like incantation?
>>130513518Incantation Immolation What's the diff?
>>130513170I look like this and say this
>>130513526
Bands I have never listened to (and never fucking will): >Metallica >Megadeth>Black Sabbath>Judas Priest>Iron Maiden
Still no good metal released this year. Don't even try to tell me different because I won't listen
>>130513572Already has been https://youtu.be/gd3vulOgj-Q
>>130513526incantation riff hard, immolation are proto-dissoslop
>>130513586post your BMI
>>130513586amerimutt goyslop
>>130513595What?
>>130513586I tried it against my better judgment and was greeted by some tinny tremolotrite as expected
I am going to make a NS goregrind album and call it goygrind
>>130513660nah that's just your Grindr username
>>130513617you heard me bitch
>>130513642Sounds almost like Agalloch, nice.
atmoshit is gf metal
>>130513778French girls who listen to atmoshit are always cute
>>130513642another wonderful recommendation on their partlove conquers hate!
>>130513790Irrelevant simp commentary
>>1305137900% chance they're biofemme
>>13051360523
>>130513791>Anti-Fascist Black MetalAn oxymoron of the highest order
HAIL FROM BRASIL
>>130513796They’d have to be systematically stealing the profile picture to make me believe that
>>130513642
>>130513642aoty
>>130513856Based newtposter
>>130513861>metal AOTY is the one that sounds least metal Really makes you think (with diminished metalhead mental capacity thoughbeit)
>>130513820Hails o/
>>130513820The only shit: Sepultura
>>130513642Go on, keep posting it. You know what will happen (I won't listen to it)
>>130513920You probably will eventually listen to the #4 ranked album of 2026 on RYM which this album happens to be, probably will be #1 by the end of the year though
why didnt u tell me blackened metalcore goes this hardhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hABbYyUV2Ac
>>130513940>core
>>130513940More like cringecore
>>130513888Shit indeed, TRVE Brazilian niggas BLAST Goatpenis and Seges Findere while raw-dogging some 6/10 mulatta in the middle of the thickets of rural Santa Catarina brah brah
>>130513861It isn't even music
Not even remotely surprised that the Kaatayra guy has gayface
>>130514058Jesus, one left jab and this twink hits the floor crying like a bitch
>>130513040just in time
>>130512098This is the only good leftist metal I've ever heard
>>130514136When are they coming to Tel Aviv? I personally can't wait to see them live, it's bound to be freakin' epicsauce!
>>130512107you lost me at cats
>>130514161don't worry Bibi, this Jewish trust fund whore fingerbangs her ginger cunt to footage of dismembered Palestinian kids
>>130514185Is she Jewish? That would explain a lot
Blasting Witchfinder General - Death Penalty
>>130514136>>130514161>>130514185Do not talk shit about castle rat on r/doommetal you will get banned
>>130514185There's more hair on this bitch's cunt than on the top of EVERY SINGLE OSDM listener's head, oh the humanity!
>>130512450>keeps in touch with the communityKeyed
>>130514136>no Vancouver date
For me it's Spirit in Black
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KsfKHMxU-_A
>>130514185>>130514161>Oy vey goyim! Support our kikestarter, we need shekels so we can afford to open for Deathklok on their world tour!
>>130514136I'm gonna be her one and only groupie and her absolute forest of a muff will be wiped clean twice a day for no charge
>>130514264
>>130514271>mid as fuck doom slop band raises enough money in 37 minutes to tour the country beside their vocalist has tits, ass, and a vaginawhere the FUCK do simps get this kind of disposable income
>>130514271Why are metalheads like this
>>130514185how do i get my hair like that
>>130514222This guy
>>130514282Probably funded her own album using shell accounts but used the self-funded label to further promote their authenticity. Jewish?
>>130514185>>130514315she's not Jewish, her dad is just well connected (played for Cyndi Lauper)
Mastodon sucks, but the drummer is S-tier
>check out the Metal Archives Graphs site>look at every region of the world to see what is the most popular genre bands play>it's either death metal or black metal with BM being the most popular>single exception is East Asia where power metal reigns supreme
>>130514285They're creepy misogynist neckbeard incels who can't handle a successful creative female fronted band
>>130514404Thanks Riley
>>130514395Japan's prime minister was an 80's metal chick who rode motorcycles
>>130514446I'm gonna bang her while we listen to 80s metal and ride motorcycles. Japan style
>>130514136>>130514185>>130514271>>130514425>named Pinkerton >has the pinkest pussy I've literally ever seenCan't be a coincidence. Nope.
Lars Ulrich toilet ebay new
>>130514548She truly is ((God's chosen)) one
>>130514548proof?
What y'all eating tonight /metal/ bros
>>130514829plain white rice cooked in an electric pot because I'm a poorfag
>>130512098https://youtu.be/BG1iOpM34GY
>>130514829Ya mam's gash you cunt
>>130514845What does this pic mean anyway
>>130514864He's winning the race war at a supersonic pace
>>130514864It means that even though he was born brown, at least he wasn't born an Arab or an Indian
>>130514844Stop buying McDonald's or whatever shite you peasants go for nowdays
>>130514873He's Mexican though, also known as Indian
>>130514877not even the poor can afford Micky D's these days anon. The price to calorie ratio is fucked
>>130514883there's Dot Indians (Indian subcontinent) and Feather Indians (North America)Hispanics/Latinos are a mix of indigenous Latin/Southern American heritage like Aztecs and Mayans along with Portuguese/Spanish ancestry, so at least there's SOME European DNA in 'em
>>130512079Watamote cosplay
>saargeist
escaping samara and achieving moskha makes a lot more sense you realize it's the only way to stop being born as an Indian over and over again
>>130514966Okay but do you mean Indian like an American Indian or the ones from the other continent
>>130514697You can Google her OF pics.
Wata
>>130514986hope this helps
>>130515000Got a qrd?
>>130515006step 1: don't be retarded that's about it
>>130514966>>130514986let's see, there are some context clues that oughta help you:>samsara>mokshaif you look up the definitions of these words, you'll find that they are associated with Indian culture and Buddhism, which isn't related to American Indians, so we can discern that the poster was referring to Indians from India in Asia. Furthermore, we can simplify that anon's post:>breaking the cycle of reincarnation is important so you won't be reborn as an Indian againThis skill is often referred to as "Googling" and it's quite useful for zoomers to learn!
>>130515027Next time just refer to them as Eastern Indian and you won't have to type out essays like this. Now you know!
>>130515033ackshully we prefer "jeet" around here
>>130515009Could have just said that to start, no worries though
Kill yourselves
>>130515068Doing that doesn't break the reincarnation cycle because it ignores the root cause of suffering. You'll just be reborn again as another angry, unenlightened human
Do you guys ever go through periods of listening to more brutal shit, and than listening to more melodic shit. Like in April and May I was mostly listening to like Deeds of Flesh, devourment, like brutal DM and Goregrind bands like county medical examiner or general surgery. Now I feel like listening to traditional heavy metal, power metal and stuff like that.
>>130515088I grew out of metal altogether and now I only listen to 70's prog
>>130515088Goddamn shut the fuck up ya nerd
>>130515100Oh no someone talking about metal on a metal thread. Crazy.
SNOW IN JUNE. METAL FOR THIS FEEL?
>>130515181>>130513802
>>130515138Sum it up or shut the fuck up, those are the rules here
>>130515213I thought for sure it was a werewolf rawdogging some slut
>>130515215Stop watching hentai
>>130515232That's where your mind went first? Not the dozens of album covers of werewolfs and weregoats raping and sacrificing sluts to Satan?
Satanic Werwolf
>>130515237Hentai is way more degenerate than those things.
>>130515298Are you sure
>>130515337Keyed cover art
Average NSBM YouTube comment
>>130514251I don't really care for Slayer but I love the title track
Anthrax are so fucking mid
>>130515431you're mid, you fucking guy
>>130512834He's about to stand up to his wife
>>130513617Dissoslop is when something is more darker than Iron Maiden
>>130514185ugly fucking bitch
https://youtu.be/YDirYgqct2gNew group discoveredI love it
>>130513642Not metal
>>130513861it's his worst
HI GUYS JARI HERE
>>130512119don't go onyou actually adore kittens even if you pretend otherwise
>>130515991
>stratovarius if he ate a stratocaster
>>130516080average power metal listener
>>130516088That's world's fattest retard, or world's most retarded fat guy Timo Tolkki.
>>130515088Yes, but for 2 weeks instead of 2 months
>>130512098>>130513802Blizzard Based
>Phil Tougas ruins yet another formerly great band with his pseudriffs and wankeryThis has to stop
>>130516690which band
>>130514395Yeah, there's a ton of those power metal bands from Japan that we never even heard of.
>>130516891Six feet under
>>130516706HEIL
THE TISH
>>130516974I wish I could go to an underground power metal show in tokyo
>>130516706
wagnerian hitleric sissy riffs
>>130514864Average Arghoslent fan's internal monologue, just switch "God" around with "Hitler"
>>130517269kek
What are some non-stop ass kicking Thrash albums like this one and Beneath the Remains?
>>130512107This is why you are a friendless dork with greasy hair
>>130517360morbid saint - spectrum of death
>>130517360https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5MzDcIGtLFg
>>130517360hypnosia - extreme hatredprotector - a shedding of skinexhorder - slaughter in the vatican violator - chemical assaultsadus - illisuons / chemical exposureripping corpse - dreaming with the dead
poser central
what are some elite albums no one ever talks about??this album smokes everything and i've never seen anyone mention it
>>130517643the dawg reps severe torture and has the drummer on his podcast a lot
>>130517643Mogs at least 90% of gas-mask clad war metal dweebs' shitty bandcamp projects brah brah
>>130517777skraight garbo
>>130516891First it was Worm that turned to slop as soon as he joined after ForevergladeNow it’s Funebrarum
>>130517866the new funebrarum was completely free of tongue-ass wank thoughbeit
Phil Tougas was good on picrel but the vocals ruined it
>>130512098kino metal
>>130518671Incorrect.
>>130518682>Remixed in Dolby Atmos, being the first record in history to be mixed in this format.KINO metal
>>130512084
>>130518692Just catch a flick at this point.
>>130512098aoty
>>130517360I used to listen to a lot like thatPestilence - Malleus MaleficarumSlaugher Lord - Thrash 'Till DeathNum Skull - Ritually AbusedObliveon - NemesisDevastation - IdolatryIncubus - Serpent TemptationRipper - Raising the CorpseMerciless - The AwakeningSolstice - SolsticeHellwitch - Syzygial MiscreancyMassacra - Final HolocaustThanatos - Emerging from the NetherworldsMagnus - I Was Watching my own DeathDead Head - Dream DeceiverNecrodeath - Fragments of InsanityHonorable Mentions:Enforced - Kill GridRigor Mortis - Rigor Mortis
I just roke up
>>130519384Oh, hi
>>130519384taken your meds yet?
>>130519449Sup pendejo?>>130519452Not yet today, no.
>solves metal
>dissolves metal
>>130519654Too slow.
>>130518014This is so fun.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCaT3IP0b9Q
>>130519770>subtly elbowing the black while tipping his head towards the White
>>130519824obsessed chud
>>130519884Better to be a chud than an anime poster.
>>130519884>tranime
>>130519770how much of a meme loving fuck does one have to be to enjoy this
>>130519824>chubby and ghetto jungle bunny with braces and drawn-on eyebrowslawd have mercy
NEW>>130520046>>130520046>>130520046
>>130520043>and wig with drawn-on hairlinewhat is she trying to be?
