Melon has some based takes sometimes

imagine caring about this bald bitch lmao

>>130515611
He's the lester bangs and peter scaruffi and robert christgau of today
He's the tastemaker of modern music

>>130515603
Faggot piece of shit subhuman spamming fucking Fantano threads fuck you I hope you get raped to death by a pack of wild niggers I hope there’s an accident and you lose both your hands so you can never post again I’m sick of this bald fat faggot on this board I don’t give a shit about what good album he rated poorly or what bad album he rated highly he’s a stupid fucking idiot we know that we’ve always known that but you retards come here every fucking hour of every fucking day saying “durr wait why fantano be dumb bald man not rate album how I rate album” why don’t you pull your head out of your ass do the world a favor and get a fucking shotgun and end your posting career early I’m sick of coming to /mu/ and seeing this subhuman and always the same fucking complaints about him just stop fucking posting him he’s not a musician and his videos aren’t even interesting just stop it I hope the skull is ripped out of your head and your brains are split in two and then they’re both put back and the process is repeated over and over I hope you live in abject misery I never want to see a thread about him again I hope your spine is split in half I hope your heart is clogged with cum I fucking hate these stupid fucking low quality threads we need a permanent ban on these threads so I want the mods to just fucking end this and I don’t even like them fuck off just do it stop posting yes we get it he’s a moron you’re the moron for posting him whether you like him or not you’re a fucking cancer cell killing this board eat my whole ass I’m sick and tired of you people being alive if theneedledrop were deleted off youtube this board would probably suck for a few weeks or so but then it would be so great as people realized he was never coming back I’m fucking begging you here please stop posting him stop posting about how you like and support him and stop posting about how you dslike or hate him just stop making threads about this shit

>>130515603
I genuinely think this guy might be supported by some sort of intelligence agency to corrupt the youth with terrible takes on music. No one actually likes zoomer trap music about being a promiscuous whore or murdering people that much. Although, maybe the algorithm just supports him as a truly useless idiot.

>>130515603
KEK now you can have an opinion of it KEK

>>130515972
Trap is dead anon, his latest relevant rap reviews are about Kanye's Bully and Peggy's Experimental Rap (both of which he rated low)

>>130515954

Even he gave it 6 lol

>>130516038
That's what music critics are for yes

>>130515603
This motherfucker still got edm tycho celchu griefs from the last decade or something like that

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Still better than the GAS review. This retard lost his ability to review any music that isn't mainstream rap.

>>130515603
Traitor

Very appropriate score
t.minor BoC fan

>>130516030
Don't 4get drake

/mu/ is still hooked on fantano, huh? I thought you guys would grow out of it eventually.

This nigga cooked asl. Mf thinks he the authority on music or some shit lmfaaoo. Inferno clears, easily AOTD

Did he really get filtered by the funny ytp track

i was going to listen to this album but after seeing fantano give a 6 i have decided against it
sigh another /mu/slop shill campaign debunked

>>130515603
He was lenient with that 6.

>>130519678
but that's the thing anon, i did forget because 'rake is that irrelevant (AI bot account inflated Spotify numbers don't count)

>>130519948
I was gonna ignore this album, but after he gave it a 6, I decided to listen to it. AOTY

>>130519625
how the fuck is GAS music a 2 ?

Did Fatano hold them to an higher standard or is it just that meh?

>>130515603
He's too old for Bladee and can't admit the fact

>>130520248
Fantano in general doesn't know shit about Kompakt/Raster/Warp stuff. His opinions are an extension of P4kcore. Indie, pop, rap, and rock.

time for the rym score to come crashing down because of his drones

If it was Boards of America he would have given this a 10/10

>>130520322
This. That's why he's unable to review Autechre

>>130520593
Who is able to review Autechre?

>>130520620
I like the way it goes bleep. Strong 8.

>>130519948
t. Rym tranny

>>130515653
His taste actually is really gay

YOU. BORE. MY SIN.

YOU SHED YOUR BLOOD. FOR ME. TO CLEAN SE ME.

I RECEIVE. YOU. AND YOUR SHED BLOOD.

FOR REMISSION OF MY SINS.

COME INTO MY HEART.

SAVE ME NOW.

HELP ME TO BE READY FOR YOUR RETURN.

IN YOUR NAME. I PRAY THIS.

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>>130519625
>giving Gas a 2/10
He really is a fucking retard.

finally we can stop pretending this album is good now that we have the objective rating

rock is officially over.

>>130522111
Did you post in the wrong thread or something?

>>130515954
Yeah but how could I get a chuckle at the soijack incarnate but for music otherwise? Give him views?!

>>130515603
Bug eyed dweeb got filtered

Boards of India.

>>130522076
Do people really think this or is this troll shit. Youre a dumb fuck faggot moron if you think this straight up. Doesnt help fantano is catering intentionally to dumb fuck woke 13 year old trannies

>>130522111
Listen to what Arcade Fire are releasing. Sounds like its leaning into synths and slowcore

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BOipussyChuds are absolutely seething right now over their well needed reality checks lmao

where are the darkwave reviewers? where the lycia album reviews or black tape for a blue girl?
they're easily some of the best musicians to arise from america and have such little following compared to how great the art is, like modern beethoven or some shit.
>>130520620
i could easily review chiastic slide, amber, incunabula or tri repetea

I AM BALD
THE ULTIMATE
REDDITOR

>anti-BOC cucks need to side with fantano for a win
Grim

>Anthony Fantano reviewing Boards of Canada

Did I just step back in time 13 years?

why should I care what some loser that has contributed nothing of worth to society has to say about art. obviously he just doesn't like or understand electronic music and is only reviewing it because its a big release and he makes money from ad revenue

>>130522233
its literally officially over

that faggot would have given it a 10/10 if it were made by blacks.

>>130522498
Kek

>>130515603
>6/10 for a 2/10 album
He really doesn't know shit about shit

>>130523135
How will some labels survive with no rock concerts no one buying albums and streaming paying pennies? Even the stadiums themselves are going to take a hit with less of a revenue from other areas like music

Fantano is the voice of people who aren't diehard fans and the diehard fans are the ones inflating the ratings

>>130523707
They want dumb cucks that suck corporation cock to keep jerking off over dumb mediocre whores because theyre being sold. Fantano will continue to promote their mediocre whore quota and black cocks dumb incel retard cucks like so much

the wonky angle > this bald commie

>>130523177
I wouldn't even call him woke, this retard has actually brainwashed himself to the point, where he thinks mumble rap is the revelation of musical prowress

>>130519625
this rating is perfectly appropriate tho
such a boring album