I'm myself an early zoomer and I'm ashamed of those retards
Lmao no way that’s a real tweet lmao
>>130558067it's real, they think the artist should obey to them and not do what they want, as you know, performing what they want at their own show
>>130558056no phone? no problem!
>>130558056Based zoomersThose artists work for ME
>>130558056The time has come for intense homosexuality. Let's all have a good hard bum.
where exactly do you put your phone?
>>130558117in something like this, closed by a magnet
>>130558121do i get to keep it?
>>130558129well yes, where do you want to put 20k phones in identical pouches
>>130558117hide it in my teddy bear and then catbox the footage to all my frens :)
Why are burgers like this?In civilized countries you just put "no filming allowed" on the poster or do a PA announcement bofore the start and everyone understands.
>>130558105I'm in
>>130558154h-hey pal don't disrespect the heckin' hustle I'm STRUGGLING out here! funko pops don't just pay for themselves ya know a-and I just GOTTA get the new Slipknot funko and live show recordings sell for top dollar since pirate sites don't record those, heh suckers!
I actually want to live in the reality where fuckers are actually on the street selling recordings of phone free shows from their car trunks I wanna see that news report
They're right that when you pay $200 for a ticket you should be able to enjoy it whichever way they want.
>>130558236if you pay $200+ for a ticket you're a retarded goyim who will comply with anything
Unc here. Zoomers were a mistake.
>>130558327millennials were a mistake
>>130558327>>130558342Millennials and zoomers were a mistake
>>130558056Unless the artist is debuting new material I don’t really understand the need to ban phones at their shows. I’m not strongly against it, mind you, but I simply don’t understand it
>>130558379true
>>130558342>>130558379Millennials invented the internet as you know it, it’s impossible to get away. We won.
>>130558391Millennials invented being retarded faggots, zoomers perfected it
>>130558394i wait for the day when gen alphas start posting
GEN X ARE THE ULTIMATE FAGGOTS BECAUSE THEY GAVE BIRTH TO ZOOMERS
>>130558408the oldest ones probably already are
>>130558394Your future is decided by malding manbabies. You keep hoping we will kos, but we are capable of levels of spite that zoomers can’t even imagine.
>>130558415what boards must they be browsing? I'm thinking /r9k/ /v/ maybe /lgbt/ and /k/
>>130558431/r9k/ and /b/ is where i started but now i'm too scared to leave the red circle
>>130558443don't think anyone browses or posts on /b/
>>130558451don't know why anybody would want to but apparently it's 4 times as busy as /mu/
>>130558056You aren't winning pick me points on 4chan. Just warning you.>>130558421Some of us have been here for nearly a decade or more. We know. It's been relentless.
>>130558121I worked with Yondr at a Ghost concert last year, to open these pouches it's the same mechanism as one of those magnetic retail security tags, you through the clasp against a big chunky magnetic block and it opens. Problem is that when you have 20k+ people all streaming out of the concert at the same exact time then speed is the priority, there was one guy I was working with who accidentatly smashed someone's phone screen while slamming the pouch clasps against the magnet to unlock.I was speaking with one of the Yondr managers at the gig and apparently this usually happens at least once during every show lol
>>130558056I hate my generation
>>130558391The first time I saw the internet was 1983-4... about 2 years before the first millenial was born. Keep huffing that copium.
>>130559177Lmao gen x internet was a joke.
>>130558105cor
>>130558056kek zoomers need to be banned from the internet.ban zoomers, women and indians
>>130558206I'LL SUE YOU
>>130559188genks and 1980s millennial internet was cool. web 2.0 zuccy fuccy long time was a complete slop bucket apart from flash games and pre-algo youtube. centralization and user profit sharing ruined everything
>>130558093this
>>130559690>womenproblem's not "women" per se but more that the Interwebz attracts specifically women who look like Lena Dunham. normally adjusted women are too busy shopping or driving their kids to school or whatever to go on Twitter and cancel this and that.
>>130558137in a storage system for 20k phones in identical pouchesobviously if they can manage 20k life-size people being there the can also manage storage for 20k phones (if they want)
>>130558236when I pay 200 for a ticket (as if) I don't wanna look at some asshole's phone in front of me the whole time
and by the way boomers are just as bad if not worse with their phonesoh I'm just filming for a short while because it's really important to me right now yeah haha I know it's annoying for everyone else but I'm just that self-centered that I'll do it anyway
>>130558154name one civilized country (besides japan) where this would unironically work 100% of the time
>>130559888Most of these phone free pouch companies like Yondr are separate from the venue, to manage storage and cloaking is way too much of a hassle when the priority is to get the phones in and out of the pouches as seamlessly as possible, it's easier to give someone a pouch with their phone in it too than completely take it away from them, a lot less arguments that wayThe one arm of the live music industry who loses out with these pouches is merch, a majority of merch sales are post-gig and when most people these days pay with their phone you're missing out on a lot of sales from people pouring out of the venue in their post-gig refractory period
>>130558154I'd love to see a concert where they do this, and when people inevitably take out their phones anyway, the band stops the music until the fans behave again.
>>130558077Why are zoomers so entitled?
>>130560023yeah but I just mean concert organizers always use "it's so many people we could never do it" as an excuse but somehow when it comes to receiving money the size of the crowd is not an issue anymorefor some reason you'll never hear an organizer say "oh no we can't sell overpriced drinks to 20k people the logistics are just IMPOSSIBLE" but then when it comes to shit like preventing ticket resale using id checks or stopping people from filming the whole time or anything else they just can't be arsed to it's just too many people no we could never...
>>130560447Probably because it has been allowed for so long, and they don't know anything else so they don't see what the problem is.
>>130558056I wish there was a way to use a cell phone jammer to prevent phones but they could turn it off so people can have one song to show off with.
>>130558056>artist makes reasonable request of audience.>most of the audience complies, no problem>a handful go full Karen REEEEEEEEE I AM PAYING CUSTOMER AND THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS RIGHTmeh, this is has been going on for decades.King Crimson had a thing about not photography or smoking at their shows in the 90s, and grown-ass adults threw tantrums over it.I say more power to the artist, I love that there are more people going "fuck the 'film my life and watch it later' mentality" - and despite the few tweets like what you see in OP's thread, the Zoomies are actually getting this right more than the Xers or boomers ever did.
>>130558056>classistKek they sound poor
>>130558414
>>130558117up ur butt
the world needs a zoomer genocide
>>130558408They already are
>>130559177Millennial starts 1980 1981
>>130562960no smoking is wild though.
>>130558056This is like saying niggers loot shoe stores and jewelers to give back to their community. Come on bro, you are just trying to convince yourself at this point.
>>130558105
>>130570647smoking should be mandatory at concerts since the best music can only be truly appreciated when accompanied by a crisp pack of richmond superkings
>>1305688491910=millennials started 1920- 1950=classic millennials 1960-1970=golden age of millennials for gifted 90s kids 1980=perfect age for chapo millennials 1990=improved millennials and also the year for "smart but lazy" 2000=millennials are still good and wiggers started to appear 2001-2006=millennials are changing 2007=gas station millennials but good and relaxing like djarum blacks 2008=stomp clappy millennials are starting to appear 2009=vampire weekend is spreading 2010=you gotta be kidding me these aren't millennials 2011=R.I.P millennials goodbye...
>>130570647>no smokingyeah in the 90s it was odd (because usually gigs were just thick with smoke except in the rare case the venue was non-smoking).But back then it was very, very hard to get a camera of pretty much any size into a venue, but people still would, and they would take flash pictures even after Fripp was like "nah don't do that"
>>130558056Monkey vernacular is so annoying
>>130558056All the more reason to ban phones. I don’t want my view blocked by your broke ass mom’s face looking back at me
>>130572048kek
>>130558056woosh that last sentence went way over his head. how about not charging an exhorbitant cost for tickets. fugazi somehow survived only charging 10 bucks at the most
>>130558077>artistIn the studio, you are an artistOn stage you are a dancing fucking monkey for my entertainment (that I paid for) and you should be happy I'm just recording you on my cell phone and not throwing peanuts at you.
>>130558056i hate to say this but if you want a phone free show then lower the ticket prices, pressure the venues to stop being so restrictive on what you can bring in, and help foster the community that concert venues once had. zoomers don't know this (i didn't as an older zoomer) but venues used to have lot parties where people would hang out and maybe sell things before going in or sometimes people showed up just for that. Stop complaining about the fans and complain about the reasons we got to this being the current experience. It isn't just zoomers that ruined it or even the millennials. Or if you want to be a real twat about it also tell concert photographers to stop bringing their expensive cameras and taking pictures of them.
>>130575977it was a problem way before unaffordable ticket prices, don't kid yourself.stop pretending that the recording of concerts by fans is some noble cause, it's just an excuse to say "i was here" for clout, nothing else.
>>130558170abu ghraib type shit
these the same zoomers using wired headphones flip phones and POS cameras? Why would they be upset at not being able to record everything on their phones which they tell me they hate and never use and have a whole bunch of 90s/00s tech they are using instead?
>>130558056I'm starting to think that giving the dumbest people on the planet a bunch of pretentious academic lingo that they could use to justify their own impulsive, antisocial behavior was a really bad idea.
>>130558056I hate people like thisNigger if you wanted to be there you'd be there. Tickets to a concert aren't tickets to the superbowl. Nobody owes you shit
>>130576169take a zoomer’s social media away and they go psycho mode within hours.
>>130576613grug genes
I've seen bitches recording using their fucking iPads before way too many times to hate this development. Threw a beer at someone doing that at a festival once :D>>130576169Anon when you see this stories its never an actual macro trend, it's probably a very small percentage of them doing it.
>>130576613>>130578490I unironically read his last name as "Caveman" at first
>>130576613oi my bloody nose
>> 130558056I truly wish retards would keep their phones in their pocket / purse when at shows or clubs. Fucking live life, god damned dopamine fried retards.
>>130579575Having the videos and sharing them make it worth itMemories are overrated
>>1305580561. "Phone-free x" is a retarded LARP no matter what. Love it or hate it, this fucking gay slave world is never letting go of its self-imposed panopticon. Slaves gonna slave about it.2. Having said that, making phone slaves seethe is always good.
zoomers need their phones because they need to film themselves making a spectacle of themselves, they are the main character of your concert and you provide the soundtrack
i wouldnt care about this but in my many years of concert going i still havent encountered this but I guess I mostly see older acts, that last tweet almost had a point
>>130580321a picture at home and a picture before the show started, nothing wrong with this
>>130558056>durdeedur its da zoomers!I can tell you're a bag of trash loser. Overweight and poor and definitely a virgin. You mom? Dogshit loser. Your dad? The same. What's that like?
>>130575977>i hate to say this but if you want a phone free show then lower the ticket pricesTruly a low IQ post made by a bag of trash loser. It's sad that losers like you are allowed to exist. Your mom should be physically harmed for punishment for making you.
>Having the videos and sharing them make it worth it>Memories are overrated
@130580334@130580638Lolmad>in b4
>>130558056>people who can't afford concert ticketswow, they're really doing that, private real-time streamings? people with phones at concerts should not forbidden, they should be beaten to a fucking pulp
We're in the era of meta glasses now this is way too late
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2ZWIjMs_XcYup look at all those zoomers with their phones out. Oh wait, literally every person is over the age of 40.
>>130582547Exactly, this is a plot against the phone to push that tech onto everyone's face. Even more data, even more fused to the body, stream your pov straight to the Cia. Get ready for ads on your mom's face while wearing that thing. But don't be fooled this is just to get us used to it. Next step is the microchip so you don't need the glasses anymore. And then you won't be able to take it off during the ad. You know those retards during streams in chat who say ad so the streamer knows? Well you will say this to your mom soon
>>130582739how long did you have to search to find this lol
>>130558380When you perform to a sea of iphones you will understand
>>130575756>how about not charging an exhorbitant cost for tickets. fugazi somehow survived only charging 10 bucks at the mostRetard
>>130580061>"Phone-free x" is a retarded LARP no matter what. Love it or hate it, this fucking gay slave world is never letting go of its self-imposed panopticon. Slaves gonna slave about itTool is able to do it so sounds like you have a skill issue
>>130575919gr8 b8 m8A real artist is an artist every time they open their fucking mouths, now go cry in your about it you TikTok brained SSRI’d-out bitchmade faggot.
>>130580638>Your mom should be physically harmed for punishment for making you
>>130580947 i think they are coping with dread over the ephemeral nature of all experience and the inevitability of death.
>>130558154Individualist ""society""
>>130558443>circle
>>130559177"as you know it" being the operative phrase
>>130576613ha ha that guy's like a human baby monkey
>listening to concerts vs facetimefucking hell
>>130580321Zoomers are so threatened by negative emotions too and scared of facing or processing them. This wasn't just a joke, it's trying to passive aggressively undermine what death grips convey. I don't even like death grips by the way.
>go to phoneless concert>people are instead talking loudly as they can during the show>it's all just gab about their mental illnesses and smooth brain opinions on music>some girl keeps screaming nonstop while crying with mascara dripping down her face claiming that she was raped after some random dude accidentally brushed up behind her trying to get closer to the stage>people are just going in and out nonstop to use their phones anyhow
>>130558056I once saw Les Claypool and my friend left his phone in the taxi, the taxi driver would not return it. For him it was a phone free showSaying that, phone free shows are retarded but standing there holding your phone out is even more retarded. You're less likely to remember something if you record it and you get a bunch of shitty blurry footage, it's peak retarded. The only thing more retarded than all of this is trying to stop retards from retarding out and putting their phone in a little bag (fuck you)
>>130576613the zoomer is revealed by his terrified eyes.
wowthis thread is a total dumpster fire of stupidphone free shows are a great idea.broadcasting to your friends is also a great idea.most phone cucks arent streaming to bros tho and we all know it.its an interesting intersection of the grand tradition of paying fees to broadcast and making radio mixtapes.
Bagged my ticket this morning for Queen Phoebe's phone-free tour, which this crashout is all over. These zoomers have 6 months to prepare for a couple hours without their phones, I'm sure they'll get through it
Im a huge archivist of a specific band. If it werent for all those people in the 90s-00s who recorded material from their concerts, I would be pretty devastated. Even if the recording quality is shite. Ill fucken take anything I can get, man. Then again, its a different time now. Most people dont record for the sake of archiving, uploading to youtube, the internet archive or whatever - so I suppose the communal sharing of it is made redundant. That, and most dont record particularly well. So...hmm.My general ethos is to record rarer songs I dont think anyone else will record :P
>>130588307>qu*En ph*Ebe
>>130583532Everyone listening to Tool is gay + over 45, though granted not as gay as some faggot on the internet writing "skill issue"
>>130558056i'm more annoyed by people chattering and screaming and clapping at concerts than i've ever been by someone with their phone out, the real problem is a lack of manners and social courtesy, people should shut the fuck up and stay quiet at concerts or it just ruins the entire experience IMO and some artists just egg it on, they love all the fucking noise which takes away from the experience for others
>>130589519>annoyed by people clapping at concertshonestly this whole thing might just not be for you
Anyone holding up a phone at a show is a certified retard. Bootlegging shows used to have value before social media gave everyone's brain the symptoms of a stroke.
Phoebe Bridgers fans or whoever will have to vote with their wallet if they disagree. Tool concerts work so well without the cameras and phones, been to several of theirs and more artists should do it. I think Jack White uses the pouches for most of his shows too
>>130558056Don't care, I support thisFuck phoneshitters, go watch the clip on Youtube later or whatever, faggots
>>130559177>1983-4... about 2 years before the first millenial (sic) was bornFucking retard
they're right, people who complain about phones at concerts are almost always gatekeeper dipfucks or antisocial weirdos who get mad at people for doing normal things
>>130568849no one considers 1980-1983 millennials. hate to break it to you, but that's just how it is. they're some fucked up version of gen x. 1986-1994 are like actual millennials.
>>130592464I'm '85 and I'm definitely a millennial
>>130558170Saw Swans in Barcelona with a no phone policy and besides 5 or 6 dudes the rest followed the instructions. And even those 5 only took a pic and didn't record the whole concert like the people who are complaining
>>130592464Generations are whatever some sociology Wanker puts on paper. Speak for yourself.
>>130560028I was at a Jason Isbell & the 400 Unit show and he did stop because of phones, and some idiot who wouldn't turn off the flash. There's also video out there of Neil Young dumping water on some stupid slut
>>130592382Or, they're there to see the band and not your fucking phone in front of their face
>>130576613So... was it autism?
>>130558451/b/ is the equivalent of when you're in a hotel room, sleepy, and don't particularly care what's on the tv
>>130597430the brows are a dead giveaway.
>>130570647
>>130570647ending a sentence with though is certified sheboon vernacular
>>130590876if i went to local bar to watch d-rated musicians play or was going to a pop/rock concert, i wouldn't care, but if i'm paying $100+ for a ticket to a show of an actual musician or band who is performing mellow/dramatic songs, i expect to hear them perform, without some drunk skank enjoying her friday night with her skank friends
>>130558380have you never hit the clubs or what? people can't let go in a situation in which some asshole might take their picture anytime and post it online
>>130559936germany
>>130559936where what would work?Respect and Courtesy?bro. get out of the house some.
>>130598746is it though?
>>130590876>WOOOOOOOOOOOH>*CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP*>WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH>YEAHHHHH>WOOOOOOOOOH>*CLAP CLAP CLAP*>YEAH>WOOHI sure would miss this. It adds so much to the experience.
