>Boss asks us to screenshot our top artists on Spotify to share with everyone in a Teams meeting to "bond">90% of them are Swifties or top 40 Normies with country sprinkled in
What should I do bros?
>>130589005How to tell I don't use spotify
>>130589010>Jaco>Charlie Parker>dropdead>EW>Napalm Deathbased you even btfo some fags on here
>>130589005If I was your boss I'd do this same thing, and then fire everyone who uses Spotify. Don't want to be employing pieces of shit.
>>130589120>get fired yourself a week later when your own boss realizes you did something retarded that has nothing to do with the company
>>130589005Call your boss a fucking mark. Start working an anti-corporate gimmick. Become the biggest draw in the company after you hit him with your finner 10 times in a row. Become the most over guy in your company through a series of worked shoot promos on other higher ups. Take his place. Play Weather Report obnoxiously loud every day.
>>130589005So? Let people enjoy what they want, OP :)
>>130589005what's wrong with liking taytay?
>>130589005God i hate that shit. Nobody "bonds" over that, it's just a way for them to keep tabs on you.
>>130589120Mods we got an underage poster
>>130589246nice
>most played song is "hh" by kanye west
>>130589010Share it a absolutely tastemog your coworkers
>>130589319sorry but high control group methodologies are essential for Our modern AI Gig economy to thrive and grow :/
>>130589544sadly, the types of people who listen to normie slop are generally incapable of realizing when they're being tastemogged
>>130589005There's a reason the term "coworker music" was created
>>130589650like 1/3 of the bands on there are metal or metal adjacent you stupid nigger
>Spotify usersYou're all plebs. Either buy vinyls/cds or pirate your music
>metalfags talking about good taste
>>130589688shut up unc
>>130589767Good goy
>>130589874unc crashing out lmaooo
youre there to work not circlejerk about the latest underground shitter album you found on RYM, sperg
>>130589005>using spotifyyou're a pleb too
>>130589331>underagethe only people who object to Spotify are millennials and Xersno zoombie or beta is even aware of an alternative
The only times this has ever happened is when we've been asked to share links to music (youtube) and to talk about it. I usually carefully think about what I want to share so that's its crowd pleasing and has a nice message while also being something people might not have heard before....And every time I look like a fucking weirdo for being too into music.
>>130589951Do you seriously think you're gonna trick me, Gekyume?
>>130589301because she makes femcel music?
>>130590881and? she makes me feel like a girl
>>130589010garbage taste
Kek id be sending them a custom made chart because I dont use spotify, I use soulseel and an ipod
>>130589301>>130589246Total cringe
>>130589877Spotify doesnt even have numerous artists. Its for amateur music fans
>>130590932Confirmed swift fans are trannies
>>130589650If you don’t like jazz, metal, or classical you unironically do not belong here. You should just stick to ur lil Spotify algo young jit. Come back once you’re an actual music listener
>>130591181years ago experimental rock and the edgier side of indie dominated this board fwiw. I like metal and some jazz but I'm more of an experimental, alternative, and old indie guy
>>130589897this, streamingfags GTFO
>>130589671Sludge is metal, stoner is metal. Stop with the nonsense, you are still at a Slipknot stage of mental development
>>130589010>napalm death>the Grateful DeadMon nogre
>>130589005So if a colleague doesn't use Spotify they're just left out? Apple doesn't really have a 'top artists' feature. >>130589010Be proud of yourself. >>130589246>>130589301Yeesh...
>using Spotify at allSeriously, what do you do when the boss asks for such a thing but you just listen to CDs/vinyl or pirated music?
>>130591046Rock is dead.
>>130589005stopped using slopify a year ago but you can have my tidal top 3
>>130592059if you use last.fm or its derivatives, you'd probably share your top artists chart from there
>>130591061What does "numerous artists" mean? I've discovered a ton of rare albums through Spotify that only had like 5 monthly listeners. You sure you're not thinking of apple music?
>>130589010>Charlie Parker and Acid Bath
>>130589010cringe>>130589246>>130589301based
>>130589005mog them
>>130589246>>130589301fags
>>130590932mcr is way more girl coded than terf swift
Show them your playlist dude>"but I'll be knows as the dude with weird taste in music"who gives a shit? why is this a thread? why is everyone on this website so antisocial and autistic?
>>130598600dude like, you dont get it okay? im super special and unique for listening to rock, okay?
>>130589005>sorry Mr. Boss, but I don't use Spotify because I'm not a goy. Mind your own damn business
>>130599137>I'm not a goy>wagecuck
>I don't use SpotifyThere, solved your problem.
>>130589005kek I don't even use spotifyWhat a pointless waste of time
>>130589530And you don't remember ever playing it.
>>130589010was gonna call you a fag but John Prine saves you
>>130590963Many are saying this
