Rigor Mortis editionOLD: >>13579043FAQ: https://pastebin.com/DCGqE5iL
first for djent
Artist: DarkthroneAlbum: PanzerfaustSong: Beholding The Throne of Might>And destruction upon the holy man>Who hails a jew
>>130585328
(true) First for KAEVUM
>>130595489HEIL
BLASTING
No one knows what any of this means
>>130595498
>>130595565Good one Matthew
>>130595578Schizophrenic post
Not posting in this, see you in 300.
Thank you retarded metal sisters \m/
hey Ratthew, if you're so pissed just delete this thread like you sometimes do
>>130595466a based edition of true /metal/ listening, shall be posting here
>>130595748LINEAGE i meanas in a sequence of /metal/ uninterrupted by rodential feces
OLD: >>130579043
>>130595498Late spring/early summer evening core.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5RhJ2hBNerc
>>130595498Dark Funeral reigns supreme
>>130595896What's wrong with her face
>>130595970A /metal/ favorite. Hails to Lord Ahriman.
>>130595983
>>130595498https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwMsY3ZpJ2I
>>130595567underrated band
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_B0CyOAO8y0I finally understand what people mean when they say black metal is the successor to classical music
>>130595896zoomers really believe non mixed indigenous amazonian women could look like this
>>130596071https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzy_0m7jwRw
>>130595983Lord Shartiman sucks
>>130596092Jealousy won't make you a RIFFmaster like Ahriman.
>>130595977she's not white
Channeling my Veil to OOTDH
>>130596053kek
>>130596097dork funeral wrote 1 riff 30 years ago and are still playing it
>>130596132meh, if it ain't broke, don't fix it
>>130596143baldcuck mantra
without hardcore punk and without neoclassical guitarwe'd just have hard rock
>>130595818he sings like a girl
>>130596227maybe, maybe not, hardcore punk is still harcore gay
/metal/heads aka /schizo/heads
>>130596291Yeah
decided not to share my hidden gemmy, it's too good i don't want to sully it
https://voca.ro/1dWReeqMclZI
>>130596282so is Judas Priest
>>130596328I'll show you mine if you show me yours.
>>130596328Many are saying this
https://voca.ro/1a4vNtx6L6rY
>>130596230Yeah.
>>130595896
>>130596408ew
>>130596347
>>130596227Without Hitler, Wotan, and Varg Vikernes we wouldn’t have riffs
>>130596419Based halford ass haver (i also have it saved... no homo)
>>130596418
>>130596419https://voca.ro/14fQ9R7ps1Ju
Cronos invented extreme metal in 1980.
>>130596309Even me probably
>>130596437Rob is exclusively a top so his anus is intact.
>>130596282I was a punker before a metalhead but the amount of do-gooder nonsense in punk made me turn away from it. at least black metal musicians are assholes and proud of it.
>>130596441Correct.
>>130596458https://voca.ro/16GiwKwvE61Y
>>130596437That explains the wind sounds in your vocaroos
https://voca.ro/19scRe4x7HE9>>130596508Lol
https://voca.ro/151aHHLqN825
>>130596458>>130596458roman lex scantinia logic. "I'm not gay, just an elite pederast!"
https://voca.ro/16wuY5r4HxzQ
>>130595466I fucking love Rigor Mortis so much. Saw a guy with a rigor mortis patch at the Cryptopsy/Necrot show in Toronto. Shout out to that guy if he's here geg
>>130596460why be an asshole?
some guy that would post on facebook about being a satanist and listening to Rigor Mortis abducted an alcoholic woman from a liquor store and raped/decapitated her, there was a bodycam video on yt but I can't find it
>>130596614Looking forward to the World Cup? What's some metal to blast while watching the most boring and overrated game in the world?
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/cckhPXwbh68
Have you dosed yet today?
>>130596664WITH FIVE EASY SLICESYOU'RE IN SIX LOVELY PIECESBODILY DISMEMBERMENTAS PASSION INCREASES
>>130596421there were far better riffs before Kristian ever picked up a guitar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmG-bl4R3q4
>>130596441between Venom, Randy Rhoads, and Yngwie Malmsteen, that is what separated metal from rock, attacking the musical theory behind blues based rock from 2 angles.Venom infused Punk disruption of rock rhythm and song structure.the Neoclassical Guitarists replaced the Pentatonic scale used in blues with the Harmonic Minor scale and Phrygian mode, coming from classical and baroque music.That is what made thrash metal, punk rhythm and aggression, neoclassical shredding.
>>130596897that's not an instrument and he's not a musician
>>130596912Yeah and you're not a real person with a keyboard. Take your meds
>>130596907>Yngwie MalmsteenWill never know how to pronounce this name
>>130596957I noticed you don't even DJ this general anymore spamming your /bleep/shit
>>130596907https://voca.ro/15nD6vWSXPLX
>>130596971See>>130596328https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CL75R7pv43w
Varg is gay and has AIDS.
>>130597033Just your average metalhead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBm0hj_cQ-A
https://voca.ro/1fqHk0V5OLjY
>>130597042Indubitably.
>>130595466How did metalsheads feel in the late 00s when numetal butt rock alt rock shit does and finally getting your genre back?
>>130597056Just let the crusty use your phone bro
>>130597077https://voca.ro/1iPNodbT3sNY
>>130597033He looks really out of it in this picture, like the chronic HIV is really starting to hit
>>130597087that's when you just roundhouse kick them into dust like a scene from a badass 80's kung fu movie
>>130597104https://voca.ro/19msZJ7pNKP8
I'm liking Vocaroo poster more and more. P sure he's the fag from LA (IYKYK). Fellow west coast brother \m/
>>130597120Dude sounds autistic and weird as fuck
https://voca.ro/1irQMaIa4uva
>>130597120That's me \m/
>>130597145>>130597153Weird loser
Does listening to metal make you more brutal and manlier?
>>130597162If you can key into it yes absolutely
>>130597162>be me, aged 11>be puny wimp>turn 12>start listening to metal>start getting taller, grow a moustache, and even my dick gets longerthank you based metal
>>130597176Lmao
>>130597162No. Lmao
>>130597162I'm more brutal and manlier when I'm having gay sex with janny
>>130597192>>130597213Lmao lmao
>>130597188idk if yours is ironic but mine is>be me, age 10-14>listen to dance and electronica>start watching Beavis and Butthead>learn that there is a difference between "wuss music" and "cool music">felt bad and ashamed for liking electronica>discover Sabbath, Maiden, Megadeth, Alice In Chains, Pantera, Soundgarden, etc. thanks to B&B>start feeling and behaving more masculine and badass.don't regret it one bit. Glad I stopped listening to sissy dance music otherwise I would've became a faggot and 42%ed myself.Oh and I also discovered Metalocalypse
>>130597233>felt bad and ashamed for liking electronicaif only Matthew had this epiphany
>>130597067Why are metalheads the most ridiculed of all the music scenes?
>>130597233Faggot
>>130597240Creepy groomer faggot post
>>130597175>>130597265Because you touch yourself at night
>>130597277Nah it's because metal is worth ridiculing
Fenriz moonlights as a house DJ
>>130597265We're not as ridiculed as rap or country
>>130597284You still hang out with us tho
>>1305972951488
This is the lowest IQ genre
>>130597317Not when latinos are doing itwww.youtube.com/watch?v=gpIBmED4os
>>1305973051337
>>130597334nice link dumbass
>>130597346Wrong link mb https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpIBmED4oss
>>130597233based
>>130597369to be fair, Ric Flair was always the king of black and brown people
Wolves in the Throne Room? GEM.
>>130597372>>130597379Cringe
>>130597391Wolves in the Throne Room? COAL.
https://soundcloud.com/resident-advisor/ra718-low-jackLiterally heavier than anything posted in this thread much less the past 10 threads
>>130597403>album is so bad they flat out call it bad
>>130597412Yeah literally as in your sound engineers are out of order. Out of date
Wolves in the Anus Room
>>130597421Great music discussion
>>130597412What about AssJack
>>130597433Your mom, me. Figure out the rest
https://youtu.be/_jq-JKdEIKYThe end of this song is just *chef's kiss*
Did we ever find out what the name Wolves in the Throne Room means
>>130597474Wolves = traitors to the king (ie the throne room)
>>130597483didn't Odin have two wolves in his throne room tho
>>130597487Symbols can sometimes have opposing meanings
>>130597474No, still up to interpretation until they explain themselves.
>>130597493sounds like something an autist who can't understand symbols would say
>>130597512The buddhist swastika can often be misinterpreted as a white supremacist symbol, correct
do ALL metalheads look like Nathan Explosion?
>>130597527sometimes they look like Murderface
Dave Ellefson jerking off
>>130595498Just subconsciously made another extremely high IQ post. Gonna start spraypainting swastikas around the city now under the guise of buddhist spirituality and plausible deniability https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2mxTZibAvQ
>>130597543
The swastika is a sacred symbol in Buddhism, representing the auspicious footprints of the Buddha and symbolizing good fortune
>>130597545This weird fat ugly motherfucker would literally fight his mother to the death for a chance to suck my dick
https://youtu.be/tLOwALyzKg4 [Open]If you don't fuck with this song I DON'T FUCK WITH YOU \m/
>>130597558>stealing shit from jeets
130597586You need to go back to your tent and shoot up to lass
>>130597592Don't care if your mom just died from your own bloodied fists I'm still not interested mate
>>130597589Why is she so much better on this than in Hammers of Misfortune
Jeets can be metal. https://youtu.be/szoiA5_3XxY
>>130597592>Aryans from several thousand years ago are the same as the jeets todayalso applies to Italians thinking they're Romans or Norwegians, Swedes, Danes, thinking they're vikings
>>130597620Right yeah but how come all these Indian pajeeta ladies have similar Aryan features but with red-toned skin. Riddle me thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2KTJegNs1A
>>130597609Fuck now you've got me listening to picrel. >>130597620Shalom!
Also pretty sure you mean Romanians thinking they're Romans. Pretty fair mistake
>>130597620>pretending jeets were white people to justify stealing shit from jeets
What's movie best encapsulates the metal spirit? I'm going to go with Gladiator (or Schindler's List).
>>130597620
>>130597648
>>130597648Airheads is the only correct answer
numetal SHOULD'VE been metal+trance. what a fucking wasted opportunity
>>130597673it's been done and is dogshit
>>130597682that shit released way too late. should've been metal and PEAK trance (late 90s)or even better, mix prog metal and prog trance. they have a lot in common since they're both prog
Dave Ellefson isn't even allowed to masturbate with fans. That's wack.
>>130597700You don't know shit about prog
>>130595498The Idiots Are Winninghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jKwkou34Oo
>BEYOND THE UNHOLY GRAVE>BEYOND THE UNHOLY GRAVE>BEEEYYYOOONDD THE UNHOLY GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE
>>130597751That thing's not cute
>>130597756kot general
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Q3OLVwnadA&t=5s
>>130597769This is a dog general, keep your AI slop to yourself
>>130597781>likes dogs>dislikes AIwait until you see what happens on Fridays around here
>>130597786That's one out of 6 days. The other 7 are for the dogs
>>130597793Other way around but the point stands
We love pussies and hate bitches here
>>130597710Fripp is a beast
>>130597805Wait until you see other posters here
>>130597805differences?
>>130597830apples and oranges
>>130597833you mean you love men and hate women
Bitch niggaBitch nigga
>>130597836Why are you replying to yourself lass
>>130597844>>130597805
got a new orleans bitchand man that pussy voodoo
>>130595498B Boys are metal adjacent right?
Thank you sisters.
>>130597856you tell me
HH
>>130597805Correct.
>>130597855Ffs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lo1suCx1mM4
Skrillex lolhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWhAlRZ5vUM
>>130595498https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTkLPDdww2Q
I am a respectable moderate and my political opinion is that zoomers should be killed
>>130597965They're objectively lower IQ but that's a bit eugenic AKA hitleric
Based Rigor Mortis thread.NOW YOU'RE FUCKING HISTORY BITCH!!Hell yeah nigger
when did you realize that St. Anger and God Hates Us All are some of the best albums in their respective discographies
But when Nordic countries abort all of their babies with birth defects that's okay. I agree with themhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygZi_qZsFqQ
>>130597897HEIL
>>130595466https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siO4oKiTIYE
>song about black soldiers in WWI written by Ukrainianswhoa, maybe diversity really is our strength after allhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhVNjxq29mI
>>130598001Betting 50% she's only fluent in spanish and speaks hardly basic english
>>130598026Whoa, Shalom
>>130598013The Chasm rules
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVOfKzODchMCulture
>>130598051Is that a band or an album
>>130598059based
>>130595498Inherently 88https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BjeAqbZF3w
>>130598089anon...
Deftones. A great Mexican band
>>130598102Cool artwork, doesn't really answer the question though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsGOxKEDJjc
Any prophetic woman in
I'd say the main difference is that when I'm posting here it's extremely less obnoxious and at least somewhat interesting/insightful while also showing some semblance of familiarity concerning the metal scene we all love to gatekeep https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rvOgpmdJvk
My honest reaction to this thread
>>130598156Didn't ask but thanks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBxy03BUHmM
>>130598030Based
>>130598244Those Spaniards were good for something I tell ya whathttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUCodt4zVw4
>>130598051Hell yeah>>130598115>>130598089Fuck off poser
>>130598311Fuck off boring cunt
>>130598311>>130598327Fuck off retards
>>130595498https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAeBDOP8qig
>>130598368Ya gotta listen to the vocaroos man
>This podcast is actually good wtfwtf
>>130598411Not clicking
>>130598443>unironically using "based"not listening!
>>130598443Based
>>130598443Honestly I was shocked too. The Graveland episode was honestly good, funnier and more informative than I expected >>130598461
my dreams of _____
>>130598895tmnt jammies
>>130599129that's a shitty Scorpion cosplay
bm to take e to
>>130599379estrogen? try liturgy.
I only listen to left-leaning riffs
I only listen to Hitlero-Wotanic Riffs
>>130599472based>>130599465cringe
>glamgrindplease tell me this is not a real subgenre.
Blackened Glam Metal
>>130595498https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dLt2mVBRB4title track might be the best thing i've heard so far this year
Satyricon is pretty shite right? I never listened to them much and now they're playing near me so I checked out some live videos and they were lame. That's not just due to shit recordings is it?
>>130595567nazis?
>>130600228Dark Medieval Times is a top 3 Norwegian Black Metal album.
>>130596663I dunno, for shits and giggles. I just woke up.
>>130596715acquired taste
>>130597233I listen to both honestly.
>>130600475lol no
>>130600475Wtf
>>130600475not even one of the top 3 norwegian bm albums of 1993
>>130589237
>>130600892now that's metal
>>130600892not anymore
>>130600892>>>/lgbt/
>>130599939Just heard about this band last week, didn’t know they dropped something new. I will have to listen
>>130597233EDM is shit but real cool electronica is as least as good as metal imho https://youtu.be/8Uib30agksI?list=RD8Uib30agksI
guys do you like A.A. Williams?
>>130598244HEIL GALLO
>>130601189This stinkshttps://youtu.be/AeDqS4MDKgA?is=Krg1wd79C8QnVAX8
What is /metal/'s opinion on the whole Banana-costume controversy at the End It show in Toronto?Imo main character syndrome faggots in costumes should be crowdkilled at every concert
>>130601819I don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about but it sounds like stupid non metal simp shit so take it to /mu/
>I don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about but it sounds like stupid non metal simp shit so take it to /mu/
I just roke up
>>130601985What do you expect us to do about it
>>130602036Suck my dick bitch
>>130601819Not going to search that, but I saw a retard in a banana costume get upstaged by a crowd-surfing tranny who wouldn't keep his shirt on. This was a triple bill of legacy punk bands. Fucking faggots.
>>130601819End it are really nothing special but they were in the right.
>>130602098>crowd-surfing tranny who wouldn't keep his shirt on
Necrophobic blasts
>>130595498https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2YnchvlxkM
>>130598364I can forgive wearing your own band merch on stage, but on your album cover? That's lame as fuck icl
Racist metalchuds get bodied
>>130598443>>130598567stop shilling your shitty podcast herenobody except retards would rather listen to people talk about metal than just listen to metal
130598567130598443Imagine unironically calling yourself "based"
>>130602321>in my mind it’s real
>>130602321Bodied by hot, nymphomaniacal, barely legal, big tittied goth girls – correct.
>>130601819Destroy all quirk chungus niggers
What's the best shit that's been released this year so far?
>>130602459Everything that's been hyped has been major letdowns, to me anyways. Like the several Phil Touchass projects that have been released this year all stink.
>>130602459https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDbuyp9XT0Y
>>130602476>HON HON HON Wat did you call me?
>>130602477Total diaper disaster
>>130602477more like stool farts
>>130602477Based speed metal anon, your contributions are appreciated. A shame you picked not best girl though
>Based speed metal anon, your contributions are appreciated. A shame you picked not best girl though
>>130601879I look like this and say this
>>130602762You don't
I gotta stop drinking coffee, it's wrecking my bowelsWhat is the appropriate metal to blast while blasting blackened hellspawn from your anus into the gaping mouth of abrahamic latrines?
>>130602842Some based anon posted this extremely appropriate rec in a previous thread
Kiss > Sabbath
>>130603020>Pop music > Metalfag
>>130598013This
>>130603109They're both proto-metal
>>130603109Kiss is more metal than SabbathKiss have based face paint and evil songsSabbath is hippie druggie music for pissdrinking leprechauns.
>>130603138I like "Love Gun"
>>130602842Goratory - orgasm induced diarrhea
>>130602842Torsofuck - Erotic Diarrhea Fantasy
>>130603138g8 b8 m8dial8
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