Sorrow editionOld: >>130615157FAQ: https://pastebin.com/DCGqE5iL
Awful, horrible bands that should be verboten for creating awful, horrible unmusic:UlverDissucktionPanopticonKashartsisPost-Yggdrasil EnslavedUadaJude Gayte KanonefieberCaladan Brood1914BlackboardKükht Ar-ACKHulderAsagraumAaraSühnopferVéhémenceObsequiaeHavukruunuNu-Lamp of MurmuurLimbonic ArtObtained EnslopmentDiabolical MasqueradeKaatayraSerpent ColumnMisotheistMartröðKostnatěníThantifaxathMisþyrmingSvartidauðiSinmaraAny other Icelandslop Skáphe and anything else by slop merchant Alex PooleBlut Aus Nord post-Memorial VetustaAny newer releases from Roman SaenkoAnything by Darkthrone after PanzerfaustAny band with “Goat” in the name except for Goatmoon, Goat Prayers, and GoatbloodAnything involving Phil Tougas
Finally >>130603061>>130603061>>130603061>>130603061
fuck hipster black metal. Fuck pitchfork. Fork Fantano. Fuck Wyattxhim, and Count Bafagorath
>>130617587It's not 2012 anymore unc
BLASTING
>tfw my taste is not mainstream enough for reddit and discord but not trve kvlt enough for /metal/What do
>>130617599Just don't give a fuck.
>>130617598BOOBA
>>130617598
>>130617593hipster black metal and hipster death metal are still the predominant styles unfortunately
>>130617566Correct for most of those, but chudslop is a bigger nuisance at the moment
>>130617599Leave the Hall.
>>130617566>Anything by Darkthrone after PanzerfaustDoes anyone even genuinely care for their new albums?
If you don't use mammal sauce you might as well be gay
>>130617599Listen to better bands. Pretty simple.>>130617615No such thing as "Chud" metal. It's just Metal. GBK, Absurd, Aktion t4, Aryan Hammer, Goatmoon. Those bands are great even without the edgy lyrics.
>>130617587w00t InfidelAmsterdam, you say Justin Bieber I say Avenged Sevenfold \m/
HAIL FROM BRASIL
>>130617651It's all garbage.
>>130617663HAIL!!
>>130617651>Listen to better bandsAccording to who?>GBK, Absurd, Aktion t4, Aryan Hammer, GoatmoonThose are mid at best and only famous for their edgy themes
HAIL FROM ECUADOR
>>130617587>Count BafagorathFuck me. I forgot that queer existed. My god was he whiny, and he had the worst taste. So much hipster junk with no riffs. Pretty sure He also liked Deathcore and Yella Wolf geg
>>130617689>Mid at bestWrong
>>130617694We detest NSBM and other chud bands in here in Latin America
>>130617706Why are metalchuds like this?
Artist: DarkthroneAlbum: PanzerfaustSong: Beholding The Throne of Might>And destruction upon the holy man>Who hails a jew
damn the last one filled up pretty quicklyhe's still here isn't he
>>130617687You don't like Black Metal, like at all. >>130617689Those bands all rule,you just don't like the style of music they are. As for the According to who thing, what bands do you like? go through you're records, and try to find the "thanks list" probably gonna be a whole list of stuff you're gonna like.
>>130617598Someone recommended me Melvins - Eggnog a few days ago saying it was their best release so Imma find out if it really is that good or not.
You, colossal faggots, did you know there were two Israelis lurking in this general before? Did you feel it somehow? One of them was an Argentine Jew but now he's in Israel. I know because I knew them
>>130617728It just sounds gay when they're trying to be "epic". Like completely limp dick metal.
>>130617706This cover was selected to attract as many black metal fans as possible
>>130617731Yeah no shit. Probably the sperg crying and shitting his pants over me mentioning the mere existence of bands he doesn't know about,and sperging about me being "too mean and rude" on fucking 4chan of all places (literall the meany, meany site according to the mainstream media you all watch)
So how about those Dodgers
>>130617731>>130617754What does this have to do with metal music
>>130617766It's very relevant. I want to know if jews are lurking here. Jews aren't fucking metal.
If Detroit is rock city, which one is metal city?
>>130617698https://youtu.be/WlEjgaezVrA?is=VYSH_er42JqbYsLd>Megadeth >Litrugy>Deicide>Necrophagist>Myrkur>VenomCan't really disagree with these
>>130617766Nothing, I just made up a story to see what you'd say
>>130617729Bullhead AND Eggnog.
>when the average NSBM listener tries to play the bass
>>130617770Metal is for everyone, including Jews, women, and midgets
>>130617782Where did you get this concert footage of Der Sturmer?
>>130617760*Oven
>>130617754You should genuinely seek mental help
>>130617770Correct.
>>130617773Not liking Venom or Deicide is retarded thoughbeit.
>>130617791I know you're a good letrolling... but leaving the shit aside: metal is only for non jewish men. At least race doesn't matter
Who's your favorite jew in metal?
>>130617825Deicide are easily the most overrated OSDM band
>>130617770>Ozzy Osberg>Chuck Schuldiner>Oystein Aarseth>Dave MustaineThe only non-corrupted genre is power metal
>>130617772Helsinki, Finland has the most metal bands per capita in the world.
delivered today from Mr. Vu himself
>>130617834this weeb
oh no mexicanos...
>>130617845That's Bolt Thrower
>>130617754Do you genuinely enjoy being an asshole to others or are you just autistic?
>>130617845that would be death
>>130617861Not sure why you posted that
>>130617754Did that just happen or are you hallucinating again, grandpa?
>>130617847I like Death's early stuff, but like man, Chuck was a pretentious jew. Also Megadeth geg, jewish sounding shit.>>130617845Two of the greatest Death Metal albums of all time. Not overrated at all.
>>130617728Would you still like those bands if they had antifascist or communist lyrics?I thought so
Judeo-Aryan Metal Excellence https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NM17rAWKbIM
>>130617744Kek
Varg is gay and has AIDS.
>>130617772San Francisco
>>130617893Fun fact: Jews were actually the original Aryans, hence the first metallers.
>>130617598It's Friday :-)
>>130617867Why are you here? >>130617876assblasted zoomie still seething>>130617891Yes I would. I'm a huge fan of UK82, D-beat, crust, early grind etc. I have no issue with gay retarded politics in music as long as as the songs are good.
>>130617900Louis Cachet was found in his home today unconscious with a shit-covered baguette nearby
>>130617873Fuck no >>130617885>dude Satan lmaoThey didn't have that much going for them besides the edgy themes and
>>130617920Why? what happened
>>130617893>God exists>He has a divine plan>In that plan, Jason Becker has ALS and was robbed of his ability to shred
This is the greatest Death Metal album of all time, actually
AI SERBIAN MUTT OZZY!!!!! \m/
>>130617834Evil Chuck
>>130617914>Why are you here?To post and discuss music which you are clearly not willing to do since you have been shitting this thread up for hours, you're fucking pathetic.
>>130617914Retard, you try so hard for the attention of zoomers. You’ll only find +18, before you get disappointed
>>130617925Death, Morbid Angel ,Cannibalcore, and Bolt Thrower are way more overrated than Deicide. None of those bands wrote "Mephistopheles"
>>130617858if a Jew could be heiled, he'd be one.
>>130617911Good album
HEIL CHUCK!
>>130617930Albanians did it
>>130617934That's not Left Hand Path
Satan has been sucking Ozzy's cock for 326 days as of today.
>>130617949>best bands in the genre are more overrated than a mid tier bandI guess so
>>130617943You can go hang out with the care bear crew on RYM or AOTY if you want. You are on 4chan, people are gonna be a little "mean" >>130617944projection>>130617949Cannibal Corpse are a shit band. They have a good demo, and one ok album.
>>130617980There's a difference between being a little mean and being a complete insufferable sperg
>>130617920A JBL speaker at the scene was playing "Heill Óðinn, Sire" on repeat.
>>130617980>he's never heard the 1994 Deathboard demo sessions
>>130618006>1994 Deathboard demo sessionsI prefer the '89 demo personally. I think it's the definitive version of that band.
>>130617975but.... WHAT IF
>>130617931>God spared the world of another absolutely soulless 200bpm chromatic scale merchant a blessing
Sneed Schuldiner
>>130617975Didn't ask about your erotic fanfiction
>IF YOU DON'T LIKE DEICIDE, U DON'T LIKE DEATH METAL
>>130618026>God allowed Michael Angelo Batio to livewhat did he mean by this
>tfw can't fall asleepMetal for this feel?
All death metal should aspire to the ugly, primitive brutality of Butchered at Birthtbqh
"Evil Dead" makes me lose my shit.
>BEYOND THE UNHOLY GRAVE>BEYOND THE UNHOLY GRAVE>BEEEYYYOOONDD THE UNHOLY GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE
>>130618047He gave God the keys to the Lamborghini
Who are the most intelligent death metal band?
>>130618048Insomnium
>>130618026>t.
>>130618077Carcass
>>130618092HEIL
>>130618092
>>130618092I look like this
Just ignore that sperg
My ranking of most embarrassing sell outs:1. Celtic Frost2. Morbid Angel3. Metallica4. Megadeth5. Slayer6. Fear Factory7. Machine Head8. Korn9. Tiamat10. Samael
>>130618091Whatever you think about his opinions on metal, he was unbelievably based for making a video about how he was glad Trevor Strnad roped
>>130618092throw me a frickin bewn
>>130618092cmon bam stop sunking my dunk i got work in tha morning
>>130618091Who?
>>130618158TIME TO SEE, BELIEVE THIS IN METHIS PAIN THAT I FEEL DEEP INSIDE
>>130618211https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MGcZMFd_zA
>>130618158>Celtic FrostCold Lake is based>Morbid Angelthey were already creatively bankrupt by 1993>Metallica, Megadeth, Slayerthey made the right call>Fear Factory, Machine Head, Kornthey were trendhopping sellouts from the start, although Korn's demo is pretty cool>Tiamatnot sure what you're mad about>Samaelthey weren't good or interesting until Ceremony of Opposites anyway
>>130617598Still blastin this, these guys still fucking got it
>>130618245>they were trendhopping sellouts from the startFear Factory started as a death grind band
>>130618227I just found out that album had The Police coverhttps://youtu.be/Yu-Ulye5Axc?is=-7sxuxnEg9PnCGFU
>>130618092Bam is the poster boy of twink death
the Archspire guy's wife looks like a corpse that eats actual garbage. metal, I guess? \m/
I don't know why /metal/ hates on Archspire, if you take out the gimmicky vocals they aren't any worse than most generic tech death
>>130618235Holy shit, a Youtube metal reviewer that has something substantial to say about songwriting
why did uncle hetfield age so gracefully while the rest of the geezers from his time look like absolute shit?Aryan genetics?
>>130618342he can afford healthcare
Post Aryan metal
>>130618358Post-Aryan metal
>>130618245>they were already creatively bankrupt by 1993and yet they released their greatest album in 2000, curious
>>130618342he quit drinking
>>130618387he started drinking again a few years ago thats why he and his wife are separated
Kekhttps://streamable.com/dolmkz
>>130618379Gateways is just a re-run of Domination, just not as sloppy
>>130617782Rent free
>>130618403Based
>>130618407Average NSBM spammer
>>130617847>>Ozzy OsbergHuman>>Chuck SchuldinerAIDS>>Oystein AarsethHuman>>Dave MustaineWasn't diagnosed until age 29
I like Altars but nothing else by Morbid Angel
If this ever filtered you, you need to leave the hall
>>130618453same
>>130618455I got filtered by having to tag 24 silent untitled tracks
Metal? metalhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjWtkQSF8dA
>>130617873Correct.
>>130618508https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNOfmASzvaw
>>130618536Based
>>130618407Where does one get such a guitar
>>130618416It's not. But if you are arguing that Covenant is worse than Blessed, which based on your 1993 comment I have to infer you were, you are retarded anyway.>>130618455Praise the Strength main riff is fantastic. I don't remember much else from the album.
>>130618422I just liked the gif
He cooked with ts Fye bruh
>>130618649>tsWe don't use zoomer neologisms here lass.
>>130618209GEG >>130618158I mostly agree. Celtic Frost have one good EP, Morbid Angel have one good album (Abominations of Desolation) Metallica and Megadeth were never good, Slayer also have two good albums. Tiamat were good when they were Treblinka, Samael oh man.Korn, fear factory etc are not metal. >>130618379>>130618416>>130618453>>130618455I don't even like Altars honestly. The drumming is all wrong. Pete Sandoval is Terrorizer's drummer, he has no business playing death metal. I
Kristian Vikernes started the "Chuck Schuldiner dies of AIDS" rumor out of rage over his own diagnosis and hatred for Jews.
>>130618678Shalom
>>130618678Lies
HEIL DEVOURMENT
>>130618678heard he rode somali hog in the klink
RIP CHUCK
>>130618796Remove h
>>130618745HEIL
>>130617598Honorary metal
>>130618847based but not metal
>>130618649it's alright but he's been jobbing it for the last 2 years
This Is what I imagine you look like
>>130618874Fucking women or trannies?
>>130618874not brown enough for the average person in this generalI see this general and I see brownoids wearing burzum shirts
>>130618877and
What the fuck is going on with his arms?
>>130619039Roid detoxing I think.
Kultur
>>130619039corny ass tee
>>130619039imagine being insecure about your music
>>130619075Yes?
>>130619075Do you not like Deicide?
>>130618987Dont post that fucking proto-nu metal crap here. This is /metal/ not the cd store at the mall.Real metal is Infernal Execrator , Blasphemy,Proclamation,Damaar,Morbosidad, Diocletian, stuff like that.
>>130619075Just your average metalhead
at what body fat % do you start to appreciate death metal
>>130619135Don't think death metal fans are able to do more complex math like your requesting
>>>/x/42526716
Imagine lurking /x/
>>130619145>tfw the schizos have better taste than us
Thinking about Grand Belial's Key
I;m thinking about thos riffs
>>130619180So massively overrated it's insane.
>>130617782
>>130619224>>130619229What Metal do you listen to? Honestly curious. If you don't like a band like Grand Belials Key? It's 100% because you disagree with there worldview. It has nothing to do with the quality of the music.
>>13061913534%, 1% for each year of Chuck's life
What the fuck is with Metal youtube now? there's like five channels that all make the exact same slop.There's a big of random hoes, a bunch of zoomer posers, like that guido Jimmy from the block.
>>130619254I just like the gif
I really hope more zoomers take over the metal scene. I mean it seriously, the genre needs something refreshing to keep it alive
>>130619276I was just watching the Heavy Metallurgy stream. They make my Friday nights less lonely.
>Thou shalt not make fun of midgetsSorry dawg but you didn't write that one down lmao
I can't stand Jimmy from the block. He's just, IDK super fucking reddit. Wyattxhim is even worse. That guy is def a closet fag or something.>>130619297
>>130619309RIP Hjarulv!
>youtube metalslop contentnot metal
>>130619323Hey Jimmy. Tell you're fat, ugly wife that I had a nice time screwing her last weekend >INB4 PROOFYou wish I had something documented. Gooner.
We're witnessing the creation of a new egregoric entity by the resident schizo right now as we speak.
>>130619353Hey Jimmy Plebbit is that way>INB4 medsur wifes roast beef flabbs are my medicine
