Oliver's Revenge edish
PREVIOUS >>130648382FAQ: https://pastebin.com/DCGqE5iL
People die every day, how fucking metal is that?
>>130649383Helicopter crashes be like
Schizo thread
>>130649442Schizo post
>>130649383People are also born everyday, which is the antithesis of metal, so things are more or less on balance
>>130640204lmao
>>130649455Awful thread lmao
do usanistanis really
>>130649458Metalheads aren't known for their cleverness or wit
>>130649455>(Cross-thread)not clicking; no one cares
>>130649465I am a based plugin user myself
Post BLASTING you fucking retards
>>130649458yeah>>130649463>trying to pin it on the entire genrenice try usanistani
>>130649475So am I, I'm still not looking at that shit
>>130649482they beat Darkthrone at the whole "primitive, crusty BM" game before they even made their first move
>>130649483Case in point
>>130649512more like LIK MY ASS amirite
>>130649534Case in point
Being intelligent really makes you a target in the metal scene
>>130649519I'm not trying to be clever, just pointing out a fact about Usanistan and its subhuman inhabitants
>>130649534more like dorkthrone amirite lads
>>130649574more like Fenjizz
>>130649581Don't post without your trip krvsty
>>130649552You have zero self-awareness
>>130649581more like fenoOAaAAAOOoAA
>>130649581Shut up
>>130649593>WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHwhat did he mean by this
>>130649592You have zero free healthcare and education
I think metalheads are almost dumber when they're trying to be clever. Entertaining stuff
>>130649602Thank you CNN but this is a music thread
Why do people have to live outside
>>130649621Ironic post
>>130649482I fuck with this little handicapped nigga heavily
>>130649621nonsensical reply from an undereducated mutt
>>130649627his return was regrettable, though
>>130649607we can't all be as inherently hilarious as you, I'm afraid
>>130649482It's alright I guess
Where’s the real thread?
>>130649693
>>130649644Very!
>>130649625Because they're feral people
>>130649635See >>130649626
>>130649904No, thanks
>>130649910Don't worry the rest of us read it
Are we still mad at Myrkur for having a vagina?
>>130649693We're all still posting in the previous one
>>130649930I don't care
>>130649943Her music's generic and mediocre, and she goes on and on about muh norse folk after leaving Denmark to settle in Noo Yawk, but sure, we dislike her because of misogyny and whatnot
>>130649372Why is the OP not metal related or link to the previous thread?
>>130649977What kind of disingenuous question is that, you two-bit clown
>>130649977We're all still mourning the death of a music legend
>>130650014Every day is a celebration of life for Ozzy
>>130650014The B52s weren't a metal band you retard, they were New Wave...
New Wave of Los Angeles Shitposting
>>130650039>your
>>130649943No, you only speak for yourself
>>130650027Hell yeah brother
>>130649383You should see the video of the bodies. Extremely metal way to go out. Could be a goregrind or BDM cover
Blasting the AOTM (Album of the Millennium)
>>130650183The one with the bungle jumping in Brazil was unfortunately kind of funny
>>130650183a very, very generic and boring one, yes>>130650209more like album of the minute it's so gay and shit
>>130650209Meme album
>>130650218by meme band/s
>>130650215Funniest shit I've seen in a while, actually
>>130650240try seeing more things
>>130650248"I love to travel" foids getting murdered by third worlders is peak entertainment thoughbeit
Keep spamming the thread with nonsense so we can get a real thread eventually
>>130650257try seeing more things, like a therapist
>>130650217>>130650218>>130650224Shalom, tastelet
>>130649977because a molested freak made the thread
>>130650257>"I love to travel" foidsI hate those cunts as much as the next guy but try seeing more things or something
>>130650269don't tell me what to do
>>130650274can't afford mental healthcare (I'm American)
>>130650286No, you're less affluent
>>130650286ok forget about therapy but maybe do try to log off and experience actual real life more
>>130650291>>130650296I got straight A's and a bachelor's degree with honors, but I'm poor
>>130650257>"I love to travel" foidsI don't hate those people but the video itself was funny, like they were waiting for her to bounce back for like 10 seconds
>>130650286Nothing to do with being an American, you just live in a shit flyover state
>>130650303outside is free
>>130650307>>130650308I don't go outside because I live in CaliforniaI might run into people like Matthew
>>130650312I think Mathew just flew over my house
>>130650312why are you missing out on the chance that you might get to kill it then
if you knew who "oliver tree" was before the faggot died you shouldn't be posting here. but i will honor this thread to celebrate his death because it's always metal when faggots die. S to spitRIP (rest in piss)
Only Varg is trve
>>130649482
>>130650319rats usually leave me alone, they just want old pizza crusts
>>130650323Trvly mentally disabled (HEIL)
>>130650322you need to dedicate less brainspace caring about literally whos
>>130650325not metal
>>130650341I think that's the thing is that he was attention-seeking but his most interesting stunt was dying in a helicopter crash
>>130650346Sorry the indie rock general died off last year
>>130650353so you're glad he died because you envied him, right, I get it
>>130650363you should've died with it
>>130650364No because his music was really really bad and he was annoying https://youtu.be/wyaP9d2WXRM?is=eto_Lfpqr-OWdVQV
>>130650209The buildup and release at 14:09 on Abîme is the hardest sht of the year fr fr https://youtu.be/E1Kux0PLs8s?t=830
so let me get this straight, the metal general is beholden to one poster, who happens to be a janny, who doesn't like metal and takes every opportunity to make the thread as unrelated to metal as possible? and if you post on topic things he doesn't like (such as album covers) he will delete your posts and report you for a ban? and this is allowed because he is in a discord with other pedophiles who happen to be moderators on 4chan? and there's nothing we can do about it?
>>130650391>toxic tourism is le good actually okay reddit
>>130650386>buildup and releasesounds gay, honestly
>>130650306>but why don't foids like me :(>>130650284>*I hate those cunts as much as the next chud shut-in why do you hate people traveling
>>130650409>deleting and repostingno one cared the first time round, no one cares now
>>130650396what is non toxic tourism in relation to this story? This seems like a reddit concern
>>130650409"traveling" is the most vapid time wasting thing you could possibly do. the perfect "hobby" for braindead foids who need different backgrounds to take selfies for their instagram.
>>130650383right, like I said
>>130650409first quote meant for>>130650257
>>130650420>actually friend I think you'll find that it is actually YOU who are the redditor here!clever and devastating>>130650396who cares about huezil though? it's already more toxic than stagnant water next to an indian coal mine
>>130650422t. poorfag who's never left his hometown and has no basis of comparison and is seething in envy
>being a literal tourist
>>130650450kek
>>130650422Sad American with zero travel experiences post. Feel bad for you https://youtu.be/DUkYrL56g88?is=9M1MGWUGLIhwKCY9
100 posts, keep it up with off topic. We are almost there
>>130650423Not really what you said at all. Take an IQ test
>>130650445i've lived on 3 different continents. have fun inconveniencing people in other cities because your life sucks so much you need to get on a plane and go somewhere else to feel like you're doing something.
>go to London>brown people>go to Paris>brown people>go to Berlin>brown people>go to Monterrey>huwhite peoplewhat the fuck
>>130650462I bet he posts kaveum and larps being germanic
>>130650472I did say envy, and that's clearly what it is
>>130650470Not sure how this is metal related but okay
>i've lived on 3 different continents, in my mind
>>130650462>worthless non-metal music>stock photo of some shit structure in a shit village in a shit country no one cares about>reddit spacingyep it's room temperature IQ foidbrain time!
>>130650496So you're one of the low IQ artists then
guys one time i like, went to a foreign country and like, walked around and ate the local cuisine, it was so epic. americans just don't understand.
>>130650474>Mexico City Therion concert>pale white goth chicks with huge tits in the crowd
>>130650485Lmao
>>130650505Thank you God for making me Mexican
>>130650512
>>130650505they looked like this
>>130649482damn this thread is SHIT
>>130650527still not good enough
>>130650504guys one time i like, went to a foreign country and like, walked around and ate the local cuisine, it was so epic. americans just don't understand.
>>130650520Posting a pic of some ugly Mexican who isn't me doesn't really make any point aside from your jealousy
>>130650545shit OPs deserve shit threads
>>130650474Islamic and Jeet invasion
>>130650545Way better than the last one and this is a compliment with your autistic metal post
>>13065056210 out of 10 women agree that mexicans are fucking UGLY sorry bro
can she play Tornado of Souls?
you say its metal to die in a fire i say its goth
>>130650594its really not that difficult to play even my fat retarded ass with 3 functioning fingies on my fret hand can play it after an hour looking at the tab
>>130650606not metal
>>130650628Neither is >>130649372
>>130650577yea this off topic spam thread is great thanks for making it i hate metal posting in the /metal/ general i love when you make the thread and turn it into reject /soc/ simpshit for a day. we all love having you around. how about that oliver tree? man RIP what a talent. also i suck my dad's dick how about you? i enjoy being molested because i'm a little freak. metal? that's creepy. i'm a grown man who listens to olivia rodrigo.
>>130650633I know
>>130650577no it ain't
this thread is a travesty like every other rodent thread. the only thing to do is go to bed and hope this shit runs its course before you wake up or stay up and tough it out until the west coast freaks fuck off.
>>130650686West Coast = Best Coast
>>130650639>>130650659>>130650686Get a grip mate
>>130650692kill yourself
this is the designated off topic interim thread. get it all out, because all off topic posts will be banned in the next thread
>>130650581You sound ugly, fat, and not Mexican
>>130650701Shall take a short break from posting here as it seems quite spammy at the moment. Will resume posting metal in this thread once things settle down however.
Ghost were kinda cool in 2013
>>130650692my grip is tighter than your mouth on Dr. Z's cock
>>130650710see you in autumn I guess then
hector brought this upon us. it's the fucking /bleep/ losers. i don't know what he did but they followed him here and now he's gone and we're stuck with them. i thought we'd been through everything on /metal/ but i couldn't have fathomed how pathetic and demented those freaks are. it turns out metalfags are tame as far as 4chan goes.
>>130650721You sound severely mentally ill especially judging by your reaction to this thread
>>130650758ok y u mad tho
>>130649482https://twofingersbeats.bandcamp.com/track/red-on-red-dj-mixAnyways, something to listen to for the next hour while this guy keeps melting down to himself >>130650758
>>130650764don't you fuck your dad? and tell your sister to stop posting her asshole on the internet
>>130650771See >>130649372
>>130650789>>130640242
Not a good look for metalheads
>>130650781awww shit dj daddy dicksucker in the house. what other sick beats you got for us tonight? can't wait to stay up late and listen to some choice selections from the rodent freak himself. west coast best coast. how about those dodgers?
I didn't think metal MILF Monday would turn out to be such a shitshow
i'm just here gooning to girls that have blocked me on instagram and working on my youtube dj set. i like chill beats and simping what can i say.
any other mexicanos in the thread? sometimes i wear a dress and sing olivia rodrigo songs in the mirror while playing with my asshole. i like to keep it nice and loose for daddy. anyway i think i'm going to listen to oliver tree RIP
>>130650027>>130650039I was talking about Oliver "the" Tree but agree
>>130650835
do you guys wanna hear this interesting little tidbit i learned about gojira when i met joe duplantier at a chinese restaurant
girls say i look like a rat and laugh at me behind my back but they can't stop me jerking my 3 incher to them later
>>130650594She can play with my genitals if she wants to
>>130650859something something Blue Oyster Cult something something egg drop soup
anyone here want to know what i'm listening to? it's not metal
>>130650879Uhhh... Sissy Hypno?
My honest reaction to this thread
>>130650886how did you know? it's AI olivia rodrigo JOI. she calls me a faggot and tells me i will never be a successful dj and that my youtube mixes suck. shit's cash
>>130650894>how did you know?>Olivia Rodrigo simp who comes in here talking about his masturbation habitsI guess I just have a good intuition really
Dude do you know how much talent it takes to mash together other people's music in a mix? It takes me like 10 whole minutes to put together a set. Metalheads could never
>>130649482>/metal/ is my source for new sissy hypno audios
>do you realize how much talent it takes to be a YouTube clicker
>>130650872this ones about the time i met him at a las vegas benihana not that time
>>130649442Holy shit your right
>>130650920oh shit sorry, do tell
Anyways check out this mix, it goes hardhttps://shityouarentopening.bandcamp.com/track/i-choke-on-3inches-mix
>>130650862Why are metalheads like this
>>130650937not clicking!
>>130650931ok so i sit down and theres this guy sitting next to me at the hot plate table thing and i didnt recognize him at first but he looked kinda familiar and so were sitting there getting shrimps flipped at us and stuff and then when the hibachi chef did one of those onion volcano things he started singing lyrics from "magma" in his scream-growly voice and that's when i realized woa thats the guy from gojira and he freaked everyone out with his voice and I calmed them down explaining that he's in a super big band and then he said thanks im godziller we got our name from that movie and i said woa and the hibachi chef started screaming aaaah its godziller that our favorite song in china and i said yaeh i know the chinese lady at the buffet told me last time i met joe and then he flipped another shrimp at me at it landed right in my mouth but it still had the tail on it but i ate it anyway because i didnt want to look dumb
>>130650952Feel free to type in multiple sentences with punctuation next time. It's not just a meme
>>130650937Could do without the AI Olivia Rodrigo voice telling me to smear my own doo-doo feces on my three-inch peenord and milk it til' I have an aneurysm, but it's alright
>small dick humiliationcan't get immersed into that on account of my dong being yuuuuuge
>>130650965what
Tasteful blast beats and somber, melancholic tremolo riffs
>>130650982Didn't read your post because you didn't write it well enough. Try again
average Incantation fan
>>130650995Look at that full head of hair! Estrogen is doing wonders to the OSDM community
>>130650995What's with all the scars on xer arm
man I love hitler. he's such a powerful figure he transcended life and death and literally lives on in the soul of NSBM and we can experience his will as pure essence.
>>13065101123 years
>>130650799>(Cross-thread)no one cares>>130650849>aislopkill yourself
>>130651011They say he is still watching from a distance.
>>130650995cute, too bad she's into garbage-tier dm
metal for this feel?
>>13065102330 years for genocide, sorry
>>130650995i can tell that's a doodoo label shirt and not proper incantation merch because it's got the oversized graphics and logo. clueless labels pressing OSDM shirts like they're some shitty unique leader tech death.
Hitler's changed, he's seen the light of Judaism. Let him out
>>130651051You sound jealous, lass
Reminder that Black Metal is inherently Hitleric and was from the moment it was born from the flames of a burning Norwegian stave church
>>130651040black metal
>>130651051you sure know a lot about fashion>>130651073norwegians didn't invent black metal, and you're retarded
Ozzy invented metal and the whole vibe
>>130651073whose fanfic is this
>>130651087>>130651081>>130651074Mate stop sitting at your screen jfc
my album i was listening on spotify ended and it was playing related tracks and the song that was just on i thought hey this is good shit who is this and i pulled it up and it was dimmu borgir! yikes how embarrassing for me
>>130651098why, should I be standing?
>>130651105As someone with a physical collection I've never had this problem.
i met joe duplantier another time to yanno do you guys wanna hear about it
>>130651105this happened to me one time at a house party and we were all jamming out to it and i looked at what was playing and it was some brony shit lol
>>130651105As someone who pays attention I've never had this problem.
>we... are... a blaze.... innanorthern.... sky...--ack!I cried
>>130651148>weehehe, this is TRUE face of evollllI kneel'd
hate us and see if we mind
another smooth transition from rat posting to schizo posting to metal posting, well done
>>130651171I know the first one, but what's the other?
I'm very severely overweight and can't get out of bed without the use of a makeshift pulley-crane system my metalhead friends made for me. I take up more than 2 seats in a car and can't drive because of my weightBut at least I have riffs
Imagine just throwing your obese metalhead friend in the back of your truck lmaooo like someone air this guy out already
Kill yourselves
>>130651181That album and Sardonic Wrath bring me so many good memories. If only the albums were half as good. On that note, however, I believe Ravishing Grimness and Plaguewielder to be criminally overlooked and underrated. Not to say anything about Total Death, but at least that one gets attention from time to time, if only for being a '90s release>>130651182Do you wash yourself with a rag on a stick?
>>130651200No but your mom does lol
>>130651207By which I mean she washes me, with the rag on the stick. Can't reach myself you see
nobody wants to hear about how owner joe duplantier at a chinese buffet and he told me a curious tidbit about their music :(
>>130651200>Ravishing GrimnessAcross the Vacuum has one of the tastiest riffs of all time>>130651199ladies first
>>130651182you fat slob i should stick you like a pig
>>130651199Uh oh melty>>130651218I told you and I love being 100% right >>130650965
>>130651220you mean like a rag
>>130651200Ravishing Grimness would be in the same tier as Transylvanian Hunger's kvlt status if it was released during that time. Shamefully underrated.
>>130651229Yeah, it's their last flawless album (but not their first flawed one, obviously). I feel that had Total Death been released before Panzerfaust we'd be talking about the unholy quadralogy instead of trilogy today
In the future you will need to take an IQ test before posting on this website to discuss all the latest new cyber metal albums of the week
>>130651227i already typed it as a sentence though can you not read or something
>>130651235Imagine Total Death with Panzerfaust's cover art, it would've become an instant classic
>>130651241>is asked to write a multiple sentence post>i already typed it as a sentence!!!!!!!!!!!!can you not read
>>130650907Honestly mental how metalheads genuinely couldn't do this even remotely well. Mental really
when you think about it there's really no reason to listen to any metal beyond venom and bathory
>>130651257not metal
Also takes about an hour or two for a really good one
>>130651259there's no reason for you to be alive
>>130651249Are you pretending to not understand the format o’ algo? The whole point of the posts is to sound like a simple person describing a situation where you ran into a famous person and it became objectively awkward, but the narrator is too dense to understand that they were the one making things weird. That’s literally the entire thought process of why I came up with the joke years ago.Yet youre focusing on the fucking syntax, are you genuinely acoustic or something? You’re spoiling the joke, either play along or shut the fuck up.
the only thing sadder than making electronic music is stitching together other people's electronic music and calling yourself an artist. it's like the 5 min it would take to download a daw and fiddle with some plugins was too much work so you grabbed some other dudes 5 minutes of fiddling and sequenced it and called it a day.
>>130649482Love live war metal. Brings an entire new atmosphere to it, much more evil.
>>130651295there's nothing evil about that hipster shit. blasphemy were the wolves in the throne room of their day.
>>130651286didn't read
>>130651259qualify that as black metal and I'd agree.but there's good metal in other genres.
>>130651295ummm, I think you mean Bestial Black Metal??
>>130651300You wouldn't say that shit to their faces.
>>130651259Correct
>>130651293Everyone loves a metalhead take
https://voca.ro/1muRZitIXSdz
>>130651322I deleted this post because I thought about it for a minute and I don’t agree Electronic music is fucking awesome, and probably more of a personal vision than 90 percent of metal is. There’s a reason varg poophands transitioned to making vibecore blackened fecesgrind. I will always have a modicum of respect for electronic musicians, even if i do agree that samplegroids are subhumans
>>130651351no one gives a shit
>>130651329the right one clearly has microcephaly so i would leave him be, but i would kill the other 2 crackheads before they knew what was happening.
>>130651351Only dungeon synth is real.
>>130651358shut up sam nobody assed you
>>130651314>there's good genre in other genresI think you meant subgenres, or maybe styles, or maybe you're just retarded
https://voca.ro/1b04lAdK4fl9
>>130651368nonsensical reply
>i would kill the other 2 crackheads before they knew what was happening.
>>130651382to be fair, when you're literally homeless all of this seems a bit silly doesn't it? good luck not dying
>>130651387is it
>>130649482https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jznxbDOD6vk
https://voca.ro/1i7FmT4VAQZE
>>130651401>actually clicking on and listening to those embedspathetic and frankly disgusting
>>130651401https://voca.ro/12aSxz4nPzEq
>>130651405Yes.
>>130651413They embed fucking vocaroo links lmaoooo plugin btfo
>>130651382https://voca.ro/1hYFGxq5ajkz
>>130651425Very funny joke that we all listened to and appreciated wholehartedly
https://voca.ro/1bnqICPeETnY
>>130651423what does this mean
oh wait I can just filter voca.ro links altogether
>>130651425https://voca.ro/15VNxLQxQNxZ
>>130651435Apparently with the plugin, the vocaroo links have an [Embed] that you can click which means a ton of the autist metalheads have been listening to this absolute wacko on the mic because of the plugin. Just installed and checked, immediately uninstalled though. Grim state of affairs
>>130651372I wanted to say subgenres without seeming like I was referencing black metal subgenres like war metal, dsbm, nsbm, and atmoblack, all that is trash
No wonder he's posting so much. Because he knows all you plugin dorks are actually clicking
>>130651451https://voca.ro/13eOJJzzKxXg
>>130651434https://voca.ro/1cdUUTKdFHLo
>>130651445Not solving the problem
nobody's clicking on that shit nigga
>>130651461I never look at that anyway. Someone else told me that you can count how many listens you've received on a vocaroo but I don't know how and I don't care. This is me goofing off for a half hour before doing other things
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aARUov34dzAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aARUov34dzAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aARUov34dzAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aARUov34dzAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aARUov34dzA
>>130651458yeah those are styles
>>130651434there's a saying on 4chan, if some retarded loser cackling to himself outside while traffic careens by in the background posts vocaroos on a message board every night in a niche thread on 4chan that maybe 1 or 2 people actually listen to, that person is a deranged freak of nature
>>130650806
>>130651488I've never heard that saying before.
>>130651472Yes it is, that way I don't see it anymore.
>>130651470>>130651469>>130651446>>130651434>>130651425>>130651420>>130651411Great on-topic metal-related posts
>>130650814You sound severely mentally ill
>>130651470https://voca.ro/15btMsi53kmF
>>130651500https://voca.ro/1om1MhaB17o0
>>130651446https://voca.ro/1gGHev1Cijrp
>>130651493Bafflingly low IQ post
>>130651478I guess it's goofing off except nobody else thinks you're funny, truly
>>130651536>wanting to see garbage posts makes me smartsad
>>130651512i can't help it that my dad molests me constantly even if i'm an adult. one day my dj career will take off, i've got a dozen youtube playlists locked and loaded for my big break. get off my back will you? oliver tree just died dude show some respect. you metalheads are so weird and cringy man you really need to chill out and listen to bandcamp edm mixes and get some perspective. how about those dodgers though? ¡söy un maricón mexicano!
>>130651544Yeah you sound severely mentally ill
we did it boys we saved /meal/
>>130651558There are greater battles ahead...
>>130651446https://voca.ro/18PiHBxTWhkG
>>130651541Again, not how a thread works with multiple posters and readers
>>130651552yea i've been around the block once or twice with daddy Z, what of it? i'm just trying to live my life. i look like a rat, so what? i deserve love and friendship like everyone else. i don't care that /metal/ doesn't like me, i'm happy with who i am and making my dj mixes. i'm a janitor you know? i could delete your post right now so tread carefully.
>>130651558Post some more vocaroos
>>130651263Says she's metal on AOTY
>>130651575>>130651575>>130651575
>>130651522https://voca.ro/1d0Bmzwn3Xuz
>>130651534https://voca.ro/1ctRm6k8fYfA
>>130651562i got 20 seconds in, best i can do. maybe write your thoughts down before you record? try bullet points. and do something different with your voice.
trve new>>130651583>>130651583>>130651583
