Why can't americans be more like us europeans and listen to EDM?
i'm a european who doesn't listen to edmt. a european who doesn't listen to edm
>>130654738you do
>>130654709Why are you obsessed with us? It's not healthy. What I learned about you guys from browsing this site a long time is this: europeans have a problem with literally everything, they complain about everything and they have an unhealthy fixation and obsession over us. You got nothing going on in your life, this is what you occupies your thoughts?
>>130654709I don't believe americans actually listen to music
>>130654738thanks for letting us know ahmed, youre not european though.
>>130654709no concept of fun
we don't have a good rave scene because our liquor laws fucking suck and record companies angrily refuse to promote it even if you throw performative rapper features into the songs or just remix existing pop songsthe people who desperately want to "be more like europeans" around here are granola shitlibs who listen to crusty ass unfunny fiona apple and think synthesizers are an abominable nazi technology created to promote soviet communism and bad morals. they'd shoot themselves in the head with a rifle if you made them spend one week in spain
>>130654830This. The american mind cannot comprehend the joy of drinking 12 beers and hopping around like a maniac to thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFEDBewcfks
>>130654822well zoom zoom a guy named armand made a dance classic better than 99% of euro stuff. https://youtu.be/-bsONE-kZwI
>>130654798>>130654830>>130655185if we were in /int/ right now I'd report the fuck out of you
>>130654709EDM and pop are pretty much a gay genre here. It's fine for nightclubs when you're chatting up a chick but not for private listening
>>130654764>europeans have a problem with literally everything, they complain about everythingsounds pretty american to me how ironic
>>130655483>cheap deflection
>>130655223not bad, not bad, howeverhttps://youtu.be/3iCYeslMDg0
Americans have destroyed the world. Everything Europe spent centuries building.
>>130655641Better than you
Euros don't make good music, they make corny slop, the essence of plastic socdem culture. Even boomer chanteuse singers like Edith Piaf were basically Singing Nun tier.
>>130655686rockist pseud
>>130655686Edith Piaf is your golden ticket to French pussy and here you are slandering her. There's gay and then there's AIDS cases like this
Greatest Hits [Atlantic, 1976]Although four of these songs have gone top twenty here, the title commemorates the band's conquest of such places as West Germany and Costa Rica, where Abba's Europop is the biggest thing since the Beazosmonds. Americans with an attraction to vacuums, late capitalism, and satellite TV adduce Phil Spector and the Brill Building Book of Hooks in Abba's defense, but the band's real tradition is the advertising jingle, and I'm sure their disinclination to sing like Negroes reassures the Europopuli. Pervasive airplay might transform what is now a nagging annoyance into an aural totem. It might also transform it into an ashtray. God bless America, we're not likely to find out which. C+
>>130655686debatable. you could say mainstream Euro pop is pretty bad and is mostly just catchy hooks for boomers to sing along to, but Euro punk is way more hardcore than anything in Anglo cunts since it's much more political especially in the East and bands have created controversy and even gotten songs banned for Nazi or pro-ethnic cleansing lyrics.
i'm an American who listens to edmt. a American who listens to edm
>>130655223Oh, damn. I thought he was dutch, like Armin Van Buuren.
>>130654709Add more piano melody and i will listen to it
>>130656822like this?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJlo0hWnZWc
>>130655483>no u!
>>130654709because we're heterosexual here
>>130655731>>130657727Nah. This is so droll compared to literally any American music of the period.
We're a car culture, blasting EDM on road trip just feels weird
